Mysterious Shrieking Sound Frustrates Oregon Town (http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mysterious-shrieking-sound-frustrates-oregon-community/story?id=36998846)
I love it. I wouldn't love it if I were there, but I love the concept.
My first thought was someone fucking around. I don't know exactly how, but apparently you can make a similar sound with the correct size metal and a violin bow.
Obviously it's aliens... or the first trumpets signifying the end of the world.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.troll.me%2Fimages%2Fancient-aliens-guy%2Fcould-be-bigfoot-but-probably-aliens.jpg&hash=aee0ad0af4c462caf2f6b2f76db98efbec622ea8)
Wasn't our alien-loving friend IhateyouMike from Oregon?
The plot thickens...
It's obvious that Squeeky Tom is practicing his flute again.
It certainly wasn't me.
Sorry, I had a bad night and it came out in Oregon.
-Nam