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Trump went down to Texas

Ecurb Noselrub

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Trump went down to Texas
« on: June 02, 2021, 02:52:38 PM »
You may have heard of the Texas Democrats legislators who left town so the House could not take up a vote to restrict voting rights, lacking a quota.  In their honor, I have put together this parody, played to the tune of “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”:

Trump Went Down to Texas

Trump went down to Texas, looking for some votes to steal.
He was in a bind, ‘cuz he was behind, and he was willing to make a deal.
He came across some Democrats in the legislature there.
And Trump jumped up on his MAGA stump with his flaming orange hair.

He said “you may not know it, but I’m a politician, too,
And I’ll make a bet that I will get a lot more votes than you.”
The Dems said “We will take your bet, and fight you to the end,
If you’re gonna steal, you’ll have to deal with our will to win.”

People, get up off your ass and get into the war,
‘Cuz hell’s broke loose in Texas and Trump’s gone a bridge too far,
And if you win, you’ll turn the Lone Star State a royal blue,
But if you lose it might be the end of you.

Trump revealed his army – Abbott, Patrick, Allen West,
Paxton, Gaetz and Marjorie Green – he brought out all his best.
Tucker Carlson, Hannity, and all his sycophants –
A million old, white Texans wearing red hats and doing chants.

Then the Democrats understood his plan and came up with their own.
“We’ve got an old trick up our sleeve that will leave you all alone.”

“Trump’s in Texas, run, boys, run. If we don’t show up the voting’s done.
Without a quota they can’t do shit.  No stealing votes, they’ll have to quit.”

Trump raged and ranted ‘cuz he knew that he’d been stopped.
So, he sulked on back to Florida where he could golf and shop.
The Dems bid him a fond farewell and gave a final turn of the screw -
“We done told you once, you Son of a Bitch, we’re turning this state blue

 


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Re: Trump went down to Texas
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2021, 03:05:39 PM »
It's OK, it's not your best by my measure.
"So, he sulked on back to Florida where he could golf and shop."
Was quite good.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

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Re: Trump went down to Texas
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2021, 03:52:03 PM »
It's OK, it's not your best by my measure.
"So, he sulked on back to Florida where he could golf and shop."
Was quite good.

You gotta get the rhythm just right - it's challenging.

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Re: Trump went down to Texas
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2021, 12:19:44 AM »
And Trump jumped up on his MAGA stump with his flaming orange hair.

^^^this was quite good


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Re: Trump went down to Texas
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2021, 04:02:40 AM »
You can play Ecurbs' lyrics to the song"The devil Went Down To Georgia"   There is some mighty fiddlin' in both the original and Ecurbs' parody.