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Title: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 07, 2016, 04:34:46 AM
How come some of you don’t have a knife, a spoon, a fork, or a spork? :scratch:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Firebird on February 07, 2016, 04:49:03 AM
The Magic Pudding vanished. Never saw him again, not even lurking. Though every so often I feel like I catch a little whiff, but it's probably just my imagination.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Buddy on February 07, 2016, 02:35:29 PM
I had one but over the years I lost it.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Harmonie on February 07, 2016, 04:01:01 PM
I don't have enough posts. I probably never will at this rate. lol
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 08, 2016, 03:06:14 AM
The Magic Pudding vanished. Never saw him again, not even lurking. Though every so often I feel like I catch a little whiff, but it's probably just my imagination.

Maybe we should send him a fax, or something. You know, telling him that we miss him and stuff.  :grin:
Does he know how important he is around here? He's the only one we depend on when we need...spoons, and stuff.  :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 08, 2016, 03:08:49 AM
I had one but over the years I lost it.
I lost mine but Recusant found it, and gave it back.  :grin:
What did your spoon look like?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 08, 2016, 03:34:23 AM
I don't have enough posts. I probably never will at this rate. lol
It took me many, many years to earn mine. I was a bit shy when I came here.

 :secrets1: I want to introduce you to Asmo. One conversation with Him and your posts will soar through the air.  ;D

Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Pasta Chick on February 08, 2016, 10:56:05 AM
Do I even still have mine? I'm clearly not paying attention at all these days.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on February 08, 2016, 05:51:10 PM
I was distracted when I changed my sig and lost mine.  :(
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 08, 2016, 09:22:55 PM
Do I even still have mine? I'm clearly not paying attention at all these days.
You still have it.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 08, 2016, 09:24:58 PM
I was distracted when I changed my sig and lost mine.  :(
That's how I lost mine. Have you checked the lost-and-found?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Buddy on February 09, 2016, 12:43:21 AM
I had one but over the years I lost it.
I lost mine but Recusant found it, and gave it back.  :grin:
What did your spoon look like?

I think I had a knife and it had a horse on it.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Pasta Chick on February 09, 2016, 01:03:20 AM
Do I even still have mine? I'm clearly not paying attention at all these days.
You still have it.

So I do! And it's a toboggan sled with a Malamute no less. Not a bad idea for the sort of snow we've been getting!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 09, 2016, 04:02:47 AM
:tellmemore: Yes, The Magic Pudding is, was, is...very talented. Every so often I also feel like I catch a little whiff, but it's probably just my imagination.  :shifty:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny on February 09, 2016, 08:26:56 AM
I have heard from a reliable source that:
- he had a rma dispute with a hard drive manufacturer
- got himself swallowed by a lizard
- using wasp zombie tech took control of said lizard and headed north
- through Pudding's amazing power of regeneration the lizard grew to Godzilla proportions
- he should be emerging from the sea any day to wreak vengeance on an unsuspecting Seagate factory
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Siz on February 09, 2016, 01:06:44 PM
I don't have enough posts. I probably never will at this rate. lol
It took me many, many years to earn mine. I was a bit shy when I came here.

...and now we can't shut you up...

 ;D (I suppose)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Davin on February 09, 2016, 02:11:37 PM
I was distracted when I changed my sig and lost mine.  :(
I went digging around in the wayback machine (https://archive.org/web/) and found this:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FKJw83WM.png&hash=05bf4110b9c9e0188a9cc9f10b49d174e4d72cbf)

Which had a link to this:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FdRLA9.png&hash=162cad46b57604bff5db3bc212d35c5b459760b5)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Harmonie on February 09, 2016, 03:55:58 PM
^^Wow lucky! I've hardly had any luck retrieving my long lost images from that site. lol
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on February 09, 2016, 06:23:06 PM
Good job Davin!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 09, 2016, 06:45:50 PM
I don't have enough posts. I probably never will at this rate. lol
It took me many, many years to earn mine. I was a bit shy when I came here.

...and now we can't shut you up...

 ;D (I suppose)

Mod fail. Apologies, etc
« Last Edit: February 07, 2016, 12:10:16 AM by Asmodean Prime »

Don’t worry, Asmo is already trying.  ;D
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on February 09, 2016, 08:17:04 PM
I got my fork back! Thank you Davin!  :frolic:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Davin on February 09, 2016, 09:00:38 PM
^^Wow lucky! I've hardly had any luck retrieving my long lost images from that site. lol
I've had enough successes that I still think it's worth trying.

Good job Davin!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.universityprimetime.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F08%2FI-Got-This-GIF-W.gif&hash=85ea306c6de096559aa79419fb5f797f755272cd)

I don't have enough posts. I probably never will at this rate. lol
It took me many, many years to earn mine. I was a bit shy when I came here.

...and now we can't shut you up...

 ;D (I suppose)

Mod fail. Apologies, etc
« Last Edit: February 07, 2016, 12:10:16 AM by Asmodean Prime »

Don’t worry, Asmo is already trying.  ;D
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnew2.fjcdn.com%2Fthumbnails%2Fcomments%2F5531932%2B_3588735f2f414de2d1202e35e7f15c30.gif&hash=863a3a6d1349e248ecf5512a263c307f0fae0ef9)

I got my fork back! Thank you Davin!  :frolic:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fglee%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff7%2FYoure-welcome_zps3737cc66.gif%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20140421214638&hash=6da2db88549447e108c1a83591881aef69a8a7a5)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 09, 2016, 09:11:19 PM

I don't have enough posts. I probably never will at this rate. lol
It took me many, many years to earn mine. I was a bit shy when I came here.

...and now we can't shut you up...

 ;D (I suppose)

Mod fail. Apologies, etc
« Last Edit: February 07, 2016, 12:10:16 AM by Asmodean Prime »

Don’t worry, Asmo is already trying.  ;D
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnew2.fjcdn.com%2Fthumbnails%2Fcomments%2F5531932%2B_3588735f2f414de2d1202e35e7f15c30.gif&hash=863a3a6d1349e248ecf5512a263c307f0fae0ef9)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/47/fc/2a/47fc2aca91966da436d1efa57f0ad40b.gif)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 09, 2016, 09:18:38 PM
Davin, do you have one? Have you ever had one?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: solidsquid on February 09, 2016, 11:36:28 PM
My old account was given the axe at some point during my extended absence but I don't think I ever had any flatware to begin with.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 10, 2016, 06:25:19 AM
I have heard from a reliable source that:
- he had a rma dispute with a hard drive manufacturer
- got himself swallowed by a lizard
- using wasp zombie tech took control of said lizard and headed north
- through Pudding's amazing power of regeneration the lizard grew to Godzilla proportions
- he should be emerging from the sea any day to wreak vengeance on an unsuspecting Seagate factory
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=124;type=avatar)You look familiar... :thoughtful:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bluenose on February 10, 2016, 11:04:02 AM
I have heard from a reliable source that:
- he had a rma dispute with a hard drive manufacturer
- got himself swallowed by a lizard
- using wasp zombie tech took control of said lizard and headed north
- through Pudding's amazing power of regeneration the lizard grew to Godzilla proportions
- he should be emerging from the sea any day to wreak vengeance on an unsuspecting Seagate factory
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=124;type=avatar)You look familiar... :thoughtful:

Hmm... there is a certain "Albert-ness" about that penny!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Davin on February 10, 2016, 03:33:44 PM
Davin, do you have one? Have you ever had one?
I never did, I don't think he liked me very much.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 10, 2016, 06:59:24 PM
Davin, do you have one? Have you ever had one?
I never did, I don't think he liked me very much.
I like you, Davin.
However, I don't know what I would put on your fork, spoon, or knife.  :chin:
Ecurb Noselrub has a halo, would you like horns?  ;D
Something like this: :devil:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Davin on February 10, 2016, 08:45:12 PM
Davin, do you have one? Have you ever had one?
I never did, I don't think he liked me very much.
I like you, Davin.
I like you too. It's really fine if people do not like me, we all like and dislike people, so it's no big deal if I fall into someone else's dislike pile. Also, I might be wrong, that happens a lot. Many people requested one and I never did.

Quote from: Magdalena
However, I don't know what I would put on your fork, spoon, or knife.  :chin:
Ecurb Noselrub has a halo, would you like horns?  ;D
Something like this: :devil:
I can't think of one or even a few things thing that represents me the most.

...maybe a pie spatula with a raven and a Cthulhu. Or maybe I'll just make one that I think is cool.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Papasito Bruno on February 10, 2016, 09:30:42 PM
How about one of these?

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkPrx84I.jpg&hash=e86fd6cf9f8089a2e08ae2fbc9ba2165a9621ca6)

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRWzYIGn.jpg&hash=695bc5d677f695991866fde198752ee08067b673)

Breaking Davin!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 10, 2016, 10:14:51 PM

I can't think of one or even a few things thing that represents me the most.

...maybe a pie spatula with a raven and a Cthulhu. Or maybe I'll just make one that I think is cool.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/50/94/23/5094238a8a43b902b4af9a13b5560694.gif)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny on February 11, 2016, 09:54:15 AM
Davin, do you have one? Have you ever had one?
I never did, I don't think he liked me very much.

Well he is/was a misanthrope after all, not liking is what they do.
I've been looking through his stuff and I don't see much to indicate he particularly disliked you.
Do you know a Git person, he didn't seem to like him at all, so many plans,plans upon plans, an insidious disruption of a property settlement is the most recent.
Buddy, maybe Buddy is a car, anyway there's diagrams with catapults and deers and bang! pow! biff!

There's lots of stuff on the shelves here, a bit dusty, nobody seemed to want them.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fgduv6.png&hash=a0a36dbf5de89421ea68be50f28a7f537592f474) bacon

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F3RXNe.png&hash=e055b0a65de65ea183ea32f3d64a4dff6d19d638) pork

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fl1TIZ.png&hash=8d9ee362510c746978d94e77abd827a6a6f8bae1) I think that's a tree of knowledge reference

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FbvVJS.png&hash=d91f608610aba6012d672b29aa427f97747c67bf) For the atheist connoisseur

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Flc7Qm.png&hash=718f1e01ebbe0cc9b1d43620c6331bed4fa4a41b) Jesus was a mushroom, or so Pudding believed.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fft4BA77.png%5B%2Fimg&hash=07199a6d62f9bce8de2394ab0c6b658139c11af9) This seems newish


Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on February 11, 2016, 06:07:20 PM
 :frolic:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Davin on February 11, 2016, 06:42:28 PM
I think I'll take this one.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on May 26, 2016, 06:04:02 AM
Looking for threads that used to be stickied in this board, and this one caught my eye. Here's a link to the other thread on the same topic (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9750.0), in the interest of historical continuity.   :studious:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on May 26, 2016, 06:32:36 AM
Looking for threads that used to be stickied in this board, and this one caught my eye. Here's a link to the other thread on the same topic (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9750.0), in the interest of historical continuity.   :studious:

I didn't know this:  :snicker:
Spoons - because we stir up shit  ;D
Knives - because we cut through bad arguments.
Forks - because we eat up the camaraderie here.
Corkscrews - because we like winers, but not whiners.

See? It works!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Essie Mae on August 05, 2017, 02:21:28 PM
I never had any cutlery to my knowledge. Maybe y'all think I use my fingers.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on August 05, 2017, 02:46:26 PM
Our silversmith hasn't been around in some time, in any of his guises. A bit worrying, but such is the nature of internet message boards. You certainly qualify for a piece if you'd like. If none of those you can find in this thread seems fit, I could try to stand in for him in creating one, but don't expect I'd be able to match the quality he produced.  :sad sigh:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Essie Mae on August 05, 2017, 10:15:07 PM
Well I like giraffes and owls and spoons, but if the silversmith is a bit busy, the tree of knowledge fork with apple would be most acceptable. 😄
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on August 06, 2017, 12:24:39 AM
OK, here's a rough and ready stand-in spoon. The resolution isn't great, and maybe you can pick a better owl (doesn't matter what size, I can work with whatever you choose) but it's something for now. If this one is OK I can help you add it to your signature if you'd like, and we can hope that the real silversmith shows up again to produce an original at some point.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgKcLNI8.png&hash=27c541ae2937f7834310ab068f5707bd6d4e16b0)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on August 06, 2017, 01:28:22 AM
This is a wonderful idea, Recusant, thank you for taking the time to do this for us.  :hug:

I have a request:
Quote
Spoons - because we stir up shit  ;D
Knives - because we cut through bad arguments.
Forks - because we eat up the camaraderie here.
Corkscrews - because we like winers, but not whiners.

Could you please create a few corkscrews? I'm sure people who prefer corkscrews would also like to select from a variety of corkscrew designs.
What do you think?  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on August 06, 2017, 01:30:59 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgKcLNI8.png&hash=27c541ae2937f7834310ab068f5707bd6d4e16b0)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette4.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdeadliestfiction%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd3%2FMcGonagell_Clapping.gif%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20140723014314&hash=cc323ced054327144db6b9b5ca8e4c789e2b7407)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on August 06, 2017, 01:48:05 AM
Could you please create a few corkscrews? I'm sure people who prefer corkscrews would also like to select from a variety of corkscrew designs.
What do you think?  :eyebrow:

That's an interesting thought, and yes, I'd be willing to try it at some point. I may have some time on my hands later this month. Feel free to remind me if nothing has appeared by September.  :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on August 06, 2017, 02:13:48 AM
I am thinking between a corkscrew and a fork. (I don't know if I'm at the appropriate amount of posts yet but I thought I would throw my ideas in)

So I came up with a great idea, if some are willing to go along with it. (Or maybe my ego just went to my head) What do you guys think represents me more: the fork or the corkscrew?

I suppose I don't know what accessory would represent me most either but I'll leave the cutlery to you guys.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on August 06, 2017, 03:27:19 AM
I am thinking between a corkscrew and a fork. (I don't know if I'm at the appropriate amount of posts yet but I thought I would throw my ideas in)

So I came up with a great idea, if some are willing to go along with it. (Or maybe my ego just went to my head) What do you guys think represents me more: the fork or the corkscrew?

I suppose I don't know what accessory would represent me most either but I'll leave the cutlery to you guys.
You're more like a Medium Pocket Knife with Compass.  :rimshot:
(https://assets.victorinox.com/mam/celum/celum_assets/02c/3cc/8849451024414_celum_74895_480Wx420H.jpg?1)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on August 06, 2017, 03:34:17 AM
Could you please create a few corkscrews? I'm sure people who prefer corkscrews would also like to select from a variety of corkscrew designs.
What do you think?  :eyebrow:

That's an interesting thought, and yes, I'd be willing to try it at some point. I may have some time on my hands later this month. Feel free to remind me if nothing has appeared by September.  :)
Thank you, Recusant.
You see? One person is already thinking about it.  :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on August 06, 2017, 03:49:54 AM
I am thinking between a corkscrew and a fork. (I don't know if I'm at the appropriate amount of posts yet but I thought I would throw my ideas in)

So I came up with a great idea, if some are willing to go along with it. (Or maybe my ego just went to my head) What do you guys think represents me more: the fork or the corkscrew?

I suppose I don't know what accessory would represent me most either but I'll leave the cutlery to you guys.
You're more like a Medium Pocket Knife with Compass.  :rimshot:
(https://assets.victorinox.com/mam/celum/celum_assets/02c/3cc/8849451024414_celum_74895_480Wx420H.jpg?1)

Haha what?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 06, 2017, 03:57:41 AM
I am thinking between a corkscrew and a fork. (I don't know if I'm at the appropriate amount of posts yet but I thought I would throw my ideas in)

So I came up with a great idea, if some are willing to go along with it. (Or maybe my ego just went to my head) What do you guys think represents me more: the fork or the corkscrew?

I suppose I don't know what accessory would represent me most either but I'll leave the cutlery to you guys.

Maybe a spoon with the words 'there is no spoon' on or near it. 8)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on August 06, 2017, 03:59:42 AM
Arturo:
^^^
I think you're multidimensional.  :smilenod:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 06, 2017, 04:02:37 AM
Arturo:
^^^
I think you're multidimensional.  :smilenod:

Multi...purpose? :P
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on August 06, 2017, 04:04:57 AM
I am thinking between a corkscrew and a fork. (I don't know if I'm at the appropriate amount of posts yet but I thought I would throw my ideas in)

So I came up with a great idea, if some are willing to go along with it. (Or maybe my ego just went to my head) What do you guys think represents me more: the fork or the corkscrew?

I suppose I don't know what accessory would represent me most either but I'll leave the cutlery to you guys.

Maybe a spoon with the words 'there is no spoon' on or near it. 8)
I like that!  :smilenod:
However, a spoon stirs up shit, does Arturo do that?
A knife cuts through bad arguments, does he do that?
Is he a fork because he eats up the camaraderie here?
Or is he a corkscrew because we like winers, but not whiners?

OR...or is he a Medium Pocket Knife with Compass because he is multidimensional?  ;)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on August 06, 2017, 05:08:24 AM
Haha I like that SP. I don't know why but I do lol

Arturo:
^^^
I think you're multidimensional.  :smilenod:

I thought that was it. :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Essie Mae on August 06, 2017, 08:55:29 AM
OK, here's a rough and ready stand-in spoon. The resolution isn't great, and maybe you can pick a better owl (doesn't matter what size, I can work with whatever you choose) but it's something for now. If this one is OK I can help you add it to your signature if you'd like, and we can hope that the real silversmith shows up again to produce an original at some point.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgKcLNI8.png&hash=27c541ae2937f7834310ab068f5707bd6d4e16b0)

That is quite enchanting and I'd love it as a signature thank you. It will give me an impression of wisdom, gravitas even 😂
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on August 06, 2017, 09:11:48 AM
OK, here's a rough and ready stand-in spoon. The resolution isn't great, and maybe you can pick a better owl (doesn't matter what size, I can work with whatever you choose) but it's something for now. If this one is OK I can help you add it to your signature if you'd like, and we can hope that the real silversmith shows up again to produce an original at some point.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgKcLNI8.png&hash=27c541ae2937f7834310ab068f5707bd6d4e16b0)

That is quite enchanting and I'd love it as a signature thank you. It will give me an impression of wisdom, gravitas even 😂

Done.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Essie Mae on August 06, 2017, 01:25:49 PM
Thanks😀
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on August 06, 2017, 02:39:51 PM
However, a spoon stirs up shit, does Arturo do that?
Hopefully no

Quote
A knife cuts through bad arguments, does he do that?
Not really. Sometimes but mostly no.

Quote
Is he a fork because he eats up the camaraderie here?
In a positive way - yes :)

Quote
Or is he a corkscrew because we like winers, but not whiners?
I do whine a lot...

Quote
OR...or is he a Medium Pocket Knife with Compass because he is multidimensional?  ;)
Hmmm....
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 06, 2017, 03:57:57 PM
OK, here's a rough and ready stand-in spoon. The resolution isn't great, and maybe you can pick a better owl (doesn't matter what size, I can work with whatever you choose) but it's something for now. If this one is OK I can help you add it to your signature if you'd like, and we can hope that the real silversmith shows up again to produce an original at some point.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgKcLNI8.png&hash=27c541ae2937f7834310ab068f5707bd6d4e16b0)

That is quite enchanting and I'd love it as a signature thank you. It will give me an impression of wisdom, gravitas even 😂

That's a nice new spoon! :smilenod:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 06, 2017, 04:00:03 PM
I am thinking between a corkscrew and a fork. (I don't know if I'm at the appropriate amount of posts yet but I thought I would throw my ideas in)

So I came up with a great idea, if some are willing to go along with it. (Or maybe my ego just went to my head) What do you guys think represents me more: the fork or the corkscrew?

I suppose I don't know what accessory would represent me most either but I'll leave the cutlery to you guys.

Maybe a spoon with the words 'there is no spoon' on or near it. 8)
I like that!  :smilenod:
However, a spoon stirs up shit, does Arturo do that?
A knife cuts through bad arguments, does he do that?
Is he a fork because he eats up the camaraderie here?
Or is he a corkscrew because we like winers, but not whiners?

OR...or is he a Medium Pocket Knife with Compass because he is multidimensional?  ;)

Someone who is multidimensional and can find his way. :P

(I'm just nitpicking  :sidesmile:)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on August 06, 2017, 05:49:34 PM
Quote
Someone who is multidimensional and can find his way.

Wait...

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdsmedia.ign.com%2Fds%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F119%2F1194754%2Fmetal-gear-solid-snake-eater-3d-20110915033557848_640w.jpg&hash=cfd7f6a261a8ac78b68ca1da93db8cce9658ea86)

Commando. This guy can do many things. He can eat snakes and kill people with plastic forks. (this guy's name is actually "snake eater" but he is basically a commando here)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on August 06, 2017, 10:18:27 PM

Someone who is multidimensional and can find his way. :P

(I'm just nitpicking  :sidesmile:)

Nitpicking is good and it's actually encouraged around here.
Anyways...
Yes, "multidimensional and can find his way."
 :secrets1: ~Thanks to the compass, of course.

 :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on August 07, 2017, 01:11:46 PM
Quote
Someone who is multidimensional and can find his way.

Wait...

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdsmedia.ign.com%2Fds%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F119%2F1194754%2Fmetal-gear-solid-snake-eater-3d-20110915033557848_640w.jpg&hash=cfd7f6a261a8ac78b68ca1da93db8cce9658ea86)

Commando. This guy can do many things. He can eat snakes and kill people with plastic forks.

Something like camo-pattern plastic fork, then?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on August 07, 2017, 01:22:12 PM
Oh noo Recusant. I feel so bad haha. I don't know how many people would get the reference....however the camo does suit it well into the "multidimensional" shtick that Magdalena was going on about. And it also implies the "there is no x" that SP was saying too. I like it but I don't want to nitpick, I'm just not certain on the plastic portion of it.

EDIT: Wait where did it go?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on August 07, 2017, 01:45:50 PM
Oh noo Recusant. I feel so bad haha. I don't know how many people would get the reference....however the camo does suit it well into the "multidimensional" shtick that Magdalena was going on about. And it also implies the "there is no x" that SP was saying too. I like it but I don't want to nitpick, I'm just not certain on the plastic portion of it.

EDIT: Wait where did it go?

Maybe we can use this?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Fimages%2Fg%2FYjIAAOxyUrZSuA9W%2Fs-l1600.jpg&hash=64a96180de4a1b4d77e38ae376539aa740093d0a)
 :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on August 07, 2017, 02:37:36 PM
EDIT: Wait where did it go?

No worries. It's the nature of camo, eh?  ;)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Essie Mae on August 07, 2017, 07:36:06 PM
OK, here's a rough and ready stand-in spoon. The resolution isn't great, and maybe you can pick a better owl (doesn't matter what size, I can work with whatever you choose) but it's something for now. If this one is OK I can help you add it to your signature if you'd like, and we can hope that the real silversmith shows up again to produce an original at some point.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgKcLNI8.png&hash=27c541ae2937f7834310ab068f5707bd6d4e16b0)

That is quite enchanting and I'd love it as a signature thank you. It will give me an impression of wisdom, gravitas even 😂

That's a nice new spoon! :smilenod:

I think so. 😀
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Icarus on August 20, 2017, 12:29:16 AM
Nitpickers could use a pair of tweezers as a symbol. Nits are better picked with tweezers... or even pliers if the nit happens to be a large one.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on September 28, 2017, 01:29:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6HrHCyl.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/T1IONZk.png)

I did these a while ago bespoke.
I’ve never charged for labour but out of pocket expenses have been reimbursed.
That was when Tank was paying the bills, Recusant has knocked back some of my perfectly reasonable claims.

Oh ye the first spoon was easy, his pastel period.
No real challenge there.

The Second Spoon
A stolen left eye, a glaring HAF fish right eye prosthesis
The line between, I pause to stroke my chin and sigh.
It is of cause obviously “woman”.
No, it doesn’t represent woman, it is, “woman”.
No it’s not a clumsy yellow crayoning you fuck head.
I engaged three models to catch her just right.
How could I do justice to “woman” with less?
Of course I had to hire and wear a bull head mask.
No you don’t see the mask but the models did,
and I caught their reaction, that’s surely the point.
No I’m not entirely happy with it,
it'd put me off my custard,
but I won’t listen to any criticism.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on September 28, 2017, 03:52:07 PM
:yes!:




(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lpqyzhZmla1qzo3to.gif&hash=8064d0e4f9e5fb5de7eaa82cccf6a220aa2b4467)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on September 28, 2017, 04:21:15 PM
Welcome back, Bad Penny II  :hug2:


(https://i.imgur.com/T1IONZk.png)

No it’s not a clumsy yellow crayoning you fuck head.

:rofl:


Recusant, I love all the new smileys!  :frolic:
~Thank you.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on September 28, 2017, 04:30:19 PM
Recusant, I love all the new smileys!  :frolic:
~Thank you.

My pleasure. :boaterhat:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on September 28, 2017, 08:40:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6HrHCyl.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/T1IONZk.png)

I did these a while ago bespoke.
I’ve never charged for labour but out of pocket expenses have been reimbursed.
That was when Tank was paying the bills, Recusant has knocked back some of my perfectly reasonable claims.

Oh ye the first spoon was easy, his pastel period.
No real challenge there.

The Second Spoon
A stolen left eye, a glaring HAF fish right eye prosthesis
The line between, I pause to stroke my chin and sigh.
It is of cause obviously “woman”.
No, it doesn’t represent woman, it is, “woman”.
No it’s not a clumsy yellow crayoning you fuck head.
I engaged three models to catch her just right.
How could I do justice to “woman” with less?
Of course I had to hire and wear a bull head mask.
No you don’t see the mask but the models did,
and I caught their reaction, that’s surely the point.
No I’m not entirely happy with it,
it'd put me off my custard,
but I won’t listen to any criticism.

I like those, very colourful. :grin:

Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on September 28, 2017, 08:42:31 PM
New smilies?

:yes!: :thumbsup2: :no idea: :no idea: :sulk: :Gaah: :point&giggle: :visit morpheus: :exhausted:



:grin: :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dave on September 28, 2017, 09:13:52 PM
New smilies?

:yes!: :thumbsup2: :no idea: :no idea: :sulk: :Gaah: :point&giggle: :visit morpheus: :exhausted:



:grin: :grin: :grin:

I notice your favourite one is in there, Fernanda! :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on September 28, 2017, 09:29:04 PM
New smilies?

:yes!: :thumbsup2: :no idea: :no idea: :sulk: :Gaah: :point&giggle: :visit morpheus: :exhausted:



:grin: :grin: :grin:

I notice your favourite one is in there, Fernanda! :)

They're all my favourites.  :smug:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dave on September 28, 2017, 09:52:08 PM
But I notice one is somewhat more, er, prominent . . .

 :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on September 28, 2017, 10:01:49 PM
But I notice one is somewhat more, er, prominent . . .

 :grin:

:grin:

Whoops I did it again! :blush:

:grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 20, 2018, 03:27:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF1c4c.png)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on April 20, 2018, 03:37:44 PM
Gosh that's a lovely spoon!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 20, 2018, 04:58:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF1c4c.png)

Whoa. :tellmemore:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2018, 05:56:53 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF1c4c.png)
It is beautiful.
Who's it for?
Let me guess...
Spoiler: ShowHide
hermes2015?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 21, 2018, 06:25:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF1c4c.png)
It is beautiful.
Who's it for?
Let me guess...
Spoiler: ShowHide
hermes2015?


Yes, mock if you must. But at least you haven't forgotten me.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2018, 07:01:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF1c4c.png)
It is beautiful.
Who's it for?
Let me guess...
Spoiler: ShowHide
hermes2015?


Yes, mock if you must. But at least you haven't forgotten me.
:lol:
I have not forgotten you...Probably never will.

I'm not mocking you. That spoon is soooooo you.
 :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 21, 2018, 07:06:31 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF1c4c.png)
It is beautiful.
Who's it for?
Let me guess...
Spoiler: ShowHide
hermes2015?


Yes, mock if you must. But at least you haven't forgotten me.
:lol:
I have not forgotten you...Probably never will.

I'm not mocking you. That spoon is soooooo you.
 :grin:

Thank you.  :love:

I think this one reflects my love of simplicity better:

(https://i.imgur.com/Q3cAaUG.jpg)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2018, 07:42:15 AM
I think this one reflects my love of simplicity better:

(https://i.imgur.com/Q3cAaUG.jpg)
Could you tell us a little bit about it, please?  :tellmemore:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 21, 2018, 07:49:53 AM
I think this one reflects my love of simplicity better:

(https://i.imgur.com/Q3cAaUG.jpg)
Could you tell us a little bit about it, please?  :tellmemore:

It's made by Hermes in France but, unfortunately, I don't own it. They are also famous for their handbags and beautiful silk scarves, a favourite of my ex.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 21, 2018, 12:43:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF1c4c.png)
It is beautiful.
Who's it for?
Let me guess...
Spoiler: ShowHide
hermes2015?


Yes, mock if you must. But at least you haven't forgotten me.
:lol:
I have not forgotten you...Probably never will.

I'm not mocking you. That spoon is soooooo you.
 :grin:

Thank you.  :love:

I think this one reflects my love of simplicity better:

(https://i.imgur.com/Q3cAaUG.jpg)

Love of forken simplicity?

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

Today, a cornucopia of dragonflies by René Lalique. They are very desirable examples of Art Nouveau design.
(https://i.imgur.com/vEtTawD.jpg)

If simplicity is so desirable why bother with such do dads at all?
It's not as if they do anything useful, like move sugar and stir tea.
Simplicity is the 50 cent stainless steel spoon most everyone uses.

Your opinion means nothing to me anyway.
You are a mere consumer, I am a creatOR.

I spent a chunk of the HAF budget on airfare and accommodation,
did the burglary for nothen to get the basis of that spoon.

And, and, it wasn't for you anyway, ner ner ner ner :snooty:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 21, 2018, 12:54:39 PM
^  :lol:

Oh, this thread...
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 21, 2018, 02:40:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qzF1c4c.png)
It is beautiful.
Who's it for?
Let me guess...
Spoiler: ShowHide
hermes2015?


Yes, mock if you must. But at least you haven't forgotten me.
:lol:
I have not forgotten you...Probably never will.

I'm not mocking you. That spoon is soooooo you.
 :grin:

Thank you.  :love:

I think this one reflects my love of simplicity better:

(https://i.imgur.com/Q3cAaUG.jpg)

Love of forken simplicity?

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

Today, a cornucopia of dragonflies by René Lalique. They are very desirable examples of Art Nouveau design.
(https://i.imgur.com/vEtTawD.jpg)

If simplicity is so desirable why bother with such do dads at all?
It's not as if they do anything useful, like move sugar and stir tea.
Simplicity is the 50 cent stainless steel spoon most everyone uses.

Your opinion means nothing to me anyway.
You are a mere consumer, I am a creatOR.

I spent a chunk of the HAF budget on airfare and accommodation,
did the burglary for nothen to get the basis of that spoon.

And, and, it wasn't for you anyway, ner ner ner ner :snooty:

 :lol:
I guess it does sound strange, but my preference is to live in a very pared-down way. No chintz and doilies at home for me. That does not mean I don't appreciate Lalique's jewellery.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2018, 07:25:53 PM
Oh, hermes2015...
Now you're gonna get a wooden spoon. 
:picard facepalm:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2018, 07:31:27 PM
Is this one better?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FbvVJS.png&hash=d91f608610aba6012d672b29aa427f97747c67bf) For the atheist connoisseur

 :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 21, 2018, 08:22:54 PM
Is this one better?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FbvVJS.png&hash=d91f608610aba6012d672b29aa427f97747c67bf) For the atheist connoisseur

 :grin:

Oh yes, thank you, I like it. The baby looks tasty as well.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 24, 2018, 06:29:58 AM
I never got my cutlery.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bluenose on April 24, 2018, 12:10:02 PM
Is this one better?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FbvVJS.png&hash=d91f608610aba6012d672b29aa427f97747c67bf) For the atheist connoisseur

 :grin:

Oh yes, thank you, I like it. The baby looks tasty as well.

Bit underdone for my taste, I prefer a nice crispy crackling...
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 24, 2018, 12:58:35 PM
Is this one better?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FbvVJS.png&hash=d91f608610aba6012d672b29aa427f97747c67bf) For the atheist connoisseur

 :grin:

Oh yes, thank you, I like it. The baby looks tasty as well.

Bit underdone for my taste, I prefer a nice crispy crackling...

:thumbsup2:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 24, 2018, 04:52:41 PM
I never got my cutlery.

If you can give a lead I'll try.
3 or 5 would be better.

I'll try
But you probably won't like it anyway
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on April 24, 2018, 06:01:35 PM
I never got my cutlery.

If you can give a lead I'll try.
3 or 5 would be better.

I'll try
But you probably won't like it anyway

He wasn't enamored with my effort (see upthread, though the actual item is no longer on view), but I don't have the manner of a prestigious silversmith. They peer at you from under their optivisor with an air of weary superiority and inform you that you're lucky to get a product of their renowned house. The understated haughtiness does it nearly every time. Perhaps with you he'll be a bit more forthcoming regarding what would please him.  :lol:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 24, 2018, 06:42:09 PM
sat on a wall
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 24, 2018, 11:41:17 PM
sat on a wall

:oooh-me!:  Ooh! Ooh!

:notsure: Humpty dumpty?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 25, 2018, 02:05:29 AM
I don't know.

Just gimme something.

Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 25, 2018, 12:23:32 PM
I don't know.

Just gimme something.

Mike never used this for whatever reason, maybe it's too antitheist.
It's in as new condition.

(https://i.imgur.com/FgxuSAf.png)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 25, 2018, 12:24:49 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/6XqjR8o.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/XtZG7sg.png)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2018, 12:39:14 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/6XqjR8o.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/XtZG7sg.png)

That 2nd one is sooo Hermes!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 25, 2018, 12:51:42 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/6XqjR8o.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/XtZG7sg.png)

That 2nd one is sooo Herems!

Ye but some may see sig pics as clutter and that's fair enough.

And, you can mirror the Haf logo fish (photoshop edit/transform/flip vertical) if its running vertically, but if it's horizontal it has to go with tail on the right, or else the letters are backwards.  The "Herems" spoon had to face that way because the fish did, it just had to.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 25, 2018, 01:52:39 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2G62Dk7.png)

I don't know.

Just gimme something.


Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 25, 2018, 02:20:43 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/6XqjR8o.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/XtZG7sg.png)

That 2nd one is sooo Hermes!

Oh yes, I like it very much. May I use it?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 25, 2018, 02:37:52 PM
Of course.

I didn't get the emboss effect to work as well as I'd like, too few pixels to work with I suppose.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 25, 2018, 03:11:28 PM
Of course.

I didn't get the emboss effect to work as well as I'd like, too few pixels to work with I suppose.

One would need ZBrush, Cinema 4D, or Rhino to do embossing well. Are you using PhotoShop? I am working on some consulting projects at the moment, but may try it myself when the pressure is off.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 25, 2018, 03:33:43 PM
Of course.

I didn't get the emboss effect to work as well as I'd like, too few pixels to work with I suppose.

One would need ZBrush, Cinema 4D, or Rhino to do embossing well. Are you using PhotoShop? I am working on some consulting projects at the moment, but may try it myself when the pressure is off.

I use photoshop CS2 with eye candy and KPT effects, it's effectively free but a bit clunky to use.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 25, 2018, 03:45:55 PM
Of course.

I didn't get the emboss effect to work as well as I'd like, too few pixels to work with I suppose.

One would need ZBrush, Cinema 4D, or Rhino to do embossing well. Are you using PhotoShop? I am working on some consulting projects at the moment, but may try it myself when the pressure is off.

I use photoshop CS2 with eye candy and KPT effects, it's effectively free but a bit clunky to use.

Did you download the atheist fish symbol, or did you create it?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2018, 03:54:37 PM
Of course.

I didn't get the emboss effect to work as well as I'd like, too few pixels to work with I suppose.

One would need ZBrush, Cinema 4D, or Rhino to do embossing well. Are you using PhotoShop? I am working on some consulting projects at the moment, but may try it myself when the pressure is off.

I use photoshop CS2 with eye candy and KPT effects, it's effectively free but a bit clunky to use.

Did you download the atheist fish symbol, or did you create it?

Whitney or one of the original member probably created it.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 25, 2018, 04:12:21 PM
Of course.

I didn't get the emboss effect to work as well as I'd like, too few pixels to work with I suppose.

One would need ZBrush, Cinema 4D, or Rhino to do embossing well. Are you using PhotoShop? I am working on some consulting projects at the moment, but may try it myself when the pressure is off.

I use photoshop CS2 with eye candy and KPT effects, it's effectively free but a bit clunky to use.

Did you download the atheist fish symbol, or did you create it?

Whitney or one of the original member probably created it.

I'm pretty sure it's Whitney's, she's an architect, a person that draws.
I just grab it from top of the HAF page.
It might be worth recreating it in Illustrator or photoshop.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 25, 2018, 04:26:51 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/6XqjR8o.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/XtZG7sg.png)

That 2nd one is sooo Hermes!

Oh yes, I like it very much. May I use it?
hermes 2015 got a spoon!  :frolic:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 25, 2018, 05:05:10 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/6XqjR8o.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/XtZG7sg.png)

That 2nd one is sooo Hermes!

Oh yes, I like it very much. May I use it?
hermes 2015 got a spoon!  :frolic:

I would like to thank Bad Penny II, my extended family, and all others who have played a part, for their tireless efforts in the production of this fabulous piece of tableware.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: jumbojak on April 26, 2018, 01:34:03 AM
I just realized that I need a new one. My lance really isn't appropriate anymore.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 02:16:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2G62Dk7.png)

I don't know.

Just gimme something.



Thank you.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2018, 07:04:30 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2G62Dk7.png)

I don't know.

Just gimme something.



Thank you.

Arturo...Um...What's up with your spoon, man?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dragonia on April 26, 2018, 12:28:20 PM
^^^^ um, that's what I was thinking.....
Maybe it's not wise to give a slithery mind carte blanche with choosing one's personal representative spoon...  :snicker1:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 26, 2018, 01:17:54 PM
^^^^ um, that's what I was thinking.....
Maybe it's not wise to give a slithery mind carte blanche with choosing one's personal representative spoon...  :snicker1:

Slithery? :foottap:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dragonia on April 26, 2018, 01:47:38 PM
Slithery: the first word that came to mind, but I liked it.  The way your words intertwine and your thoughts twist around in a strange clever way. Slithery.  :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2018, 02:01:51 PM
Arturo,
You didn't even want a spoon!

However, a spoon stirs up shit, does Arturo do that?
Hopefully no

Quote
A knife cuts through bad arguments, does he do that?
Not really. Sometimes but mostly no.

Quote
Is he a fork because he eats up the camaraderie here?
In a positive way - yes :)

Quote
Or is he a corkscrew because we like winers, but not whiners?
I do whine a lot...

Quote
OR...or is he a Medium Pocket Knife with Compass because he is multidimensional?  ;)
Hmmm....

I got a spoon because I stir up shit, sometimes, like right now, but do you stir up shit?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 26, 2018, 02:47:28 PM
Slithery: the first word that came to mind, but I liked it.  The way your words intertwine and your thoughts twist around in a strange clever way. Slithery.  :grin:

OK, I don't detect any irony, not a whiff of bovine poo.
Geez, I could get used to this believing what I want to.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dragonia on April 26, 2018, 03:03:49 PM
HA! That looks kinda nasty.....
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 26, 2018, 04:56:40 PM
Nasty? Me?
There's you hypnotising and gorging yourself on dolphins and I'm nasty.
I think I look cuddly, eminently huggable, a serpent that's fun to be with.

Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2018, 07:16:29 PM
I just realized that I need a new one. My lance really isn't appropriate anymore.

:chin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 07:58:30 PM
Arturo,
You didn't even want a spoon!

However, a spoon stirs up shit, does Arturo do that?
Hopefully no

Quote
A knife cuts through bad arguments, does he do that?
Not really. Sometimes but mostly no.

Quote
Is he a fork because he eats up the camaraderie here?
In a positive way - yes :)

Quote
Or is he a corkscrew because we like winers, but not whiners?
I do whine a lot...

Quote
OR...or is he a Medium Pocket Knife with Compass because he is multidimensional?  ;)
Hmmm....

I got a spoon because I stir up shit, sometimes, like right now, but do you stir up shit?

That was a long time ago Mags.

I like this spoon.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 08:00:23 PM
I got a spoon because I stir up shit, sometimes, like right now, but do you stir up shit?

Also, your spoon is rainbow. Unless you are dipping it in rainbow shit, I don't see any shit stains on your SPOON
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Davin on April 26, 2018, 08:11:08 PM
Well, she does wash it after.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2018, 08:12:29 PM
I got a spoon because I stir up shit, sometimes, like right now, but do you stir up shit?

Also, your spoon is rainbow. Unless you are dipping it in rainbow shit, I don't see any shit stains on your SPOON
:secrets1: "Shit." --It's a metaphor, an idiom, Arturo. It's psychedelic, not rainbow. And it's "stirring" not "dipping."
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 08:14:24 PM
Well, she does wash it after.

You know about that huh? :snicker1:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Davin on April 26, 2018, 08:23:20 PM
Yeah, I know about washing silverware. It's not like it's a secret.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 08:29:48 PM
I got a spoon because I stir up shit, sometimes, like right now, but do you stir up shit?

Also, your spoon is rainbow. Unless you are dipping it in rainbow shit, I don't see any shit stains on your SPOON
:secrets1: "Shit." --It's a metaphor, an idiom, Arturo. It's psychedelic, not rainbow. And it's "stirring" not "dipping."

Alright fine. Don't take the compliment. I won't give you anymore.

(https://m.popkey.co/0a3119/EG7bQ.gif)

Yeah, I know about washing silverware. It's not like it's a secret.

Oh no no. I'm saying you know she does in fact dip it into shit.

Whose shit is she dipping her SPOON into?

Well now we have 1 suspect.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2018, 08:34:31 PM
Alright fine. Don't take the compliment. I won't give you anymore.
Please don't.
Thank you.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 08:44:57 PM
Alright fine. Don't take the compliment. I won't give you anymore.
Please don't.
Thank you.

Meh, I was just lying anyways.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dragonia on April 26, 2018, 09:07:42 PM
Uh, I didn't really see a compliment anywhere.... did i miss it somewhere?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 09:16:21 PM
Uh, I didn't really see a compliment anywhere.... did i miss it somewhere?

Of course you didn't because it wasn't for you silly.

Silly humans :snicker1:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dragonia on April 26, 2018, 09:22:01 PM
        :scratch: :query:
 ok, whatevs
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 09:30:39 PM
        :scratch: :query:
 ok, whatevs



(https://i.imgur.com/3tys7up.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/veYuoBR.jpg)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2018, 09:31:55 PM
Uh, I didn't really see a compliment anywhere.... did i miss it somewhere?

It's not you, Dragonia, I didn't see it either.
I don't think anyone did.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2018, 09:39:33 PM
Uh, I didn't really see a compliment anywhere.... did i miss it somewhere?

It's not you, Dragonia, I didn't see it either.
I don't think anyone did.

Ya'll are all confused.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dragonia on April 26, 2018, 10:15:01 PM
Yup.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 28, 2018, 03:04:22 PM
Okaaaay...welp, I see a couple of people have new spoons, and BPII lost his legs... :chin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 28, 2018, 05:09:51 PM
Okaaaay...welp, I see a couple of people have new spoons, and BPII lost his legs... :chin:

Yes yesssss, I was thinking I should have teeth.
Shane MacGowan isn't using his any more and I think the two top frontish ones could be made to fit.


(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sickchirpse.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2F118.jpg&hash=a1966263d87ff276203a1f82c963600981f6c0a7)

Marvin had Hannibal Lecter's hat and Lou Reed's sun glasses, 
I know I should be happy being me but I'm feeling acquisitive.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 28, 2018, 05:16:29 PM
Whoa! *quickly covers eyes*
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 28, 2018, 05:20:03 PM
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on April 29, 2018, 12:50:23 PM
Of course.

I didn't get the emboss effect to work as well as I'd like, too few pixels to work with I suppose.

One would need ZBrush, Cinema 4D, or Rhino to do embossing well. Are you using PhotoShop? I am working on some consulting projects at the moment, but may try it myself when the pressure is off.

I use photoshop CS2 with eye candy and KPT effects, it's effectively free but a bit clunky to use.

Did you download the atheist fish symbol, or did you create it?

Whitney or one of the original member probably created it.

I'm pretty sure it's Whitney's, she's an architect, a person that draws.
I just grab it from top of the HAF page.
It might be worth recreating it in Illustrator or photoshop.

I've grabbed it now from the top of the HAF page and converted the pixellated bitmap to a vector image in CorelDraw. Here it is after some cleaning up:

(https://i.imgur.com/NHoO3tc.jpg)

That will probably help you. If you want the original JPG file, let me know and I'll PM it to you. I am going to play with it and convert it to a 3D object that can be manipulated in Rhino and Cinema 4D, just for fun.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2018, 01:38:30 PM
I would like to request a new neuroscience-themed fork or spoon for my sig. :grin: Brain, neuron...I fully trust your creative instincts will come up with something really cool.  8)

The reason I would like to change mine is simply because I just can't find the time to make fun of Jesus' flesh-eating Catholics anymore. 
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 05, 2018, 01:50:07 PM
Can you suggest a joke or meme those in the neuroscientific know know that a humble penny doesn't?
Preferably one that can be portrayed in a limited pixel cutlery form

I could stick a HAF fish on Phineas Gage's steel rod.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2018, 01:54:17 PM
Can you suggest a joke or meme those in the neuroscientific know know that a humble penny doesn't?
Preferably one that can be portrayed in a limited pixel cutlery form

Something to do with statistical significance comes to mind. P<0.05

It's like the Holy Grail. ;D
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 05, 2018, 01:57:02 PM
So sticking a HAF fish on Phineas Gage's steel rod doesn't appeal?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2018, 01:58:07 PM
I could stick a HAF fish on Phineas Gage's steel rod.

I'm actually curious to see how that would look :smilenod: But...would the rod be piercing a skull, or head?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2018, 01:58:53 PM
So sticking a HAF fish on Phineas Gage's steel rod doesn't appeal?

Hold your horses :lol: I saw that part you added afterward.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 05, 2018, 02:05:11 PM
I could stick a HAF fish on Phineas Gage's steel rod.

I'm actually curious to see how that would look :smilenod: But...would the rod be piercing a skull, or head?

I suppose it could do, though I don't know the angles.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Arturo on May 05, 2018, 02:09:50 PM
I could stick a HAF fish on Phineas Gage's steel rod.

I'm actually curious to see how that would look :smilenod: But...would the rod be piercing a skull, or head?

I suppose it could do, though I don't know the angles.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fonlinestorybank.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2FPhineas-Gage.png&hash=d379eedd914e94576db3b1ae1bbf2de585df61e5)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fskeptikai.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F11%2FPhineas-Gage-with-skull-picture.png&hash=bb3c99124b9beefb04b4193c4161503330ac0f0f)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2018, 02:10:47 PM
The rod entered just under his left cheek bone and came out more or less in the middle of the frontal area of his skull:

(https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/13939382_f520.jpg)


:chin: I'm liking the idea of a rod with the HAF fish piercing a skull.  8)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2018, 02:11:29 PM
I could stick a HAF fish on Phineas Gage's steel rod.

I'm actually curious to see how that would look :smilenod: But...would the rod be piercing a skull, or head?

I suppose it could do, though I don't know the angles.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fonlinestorybank.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2FPhineas-Gage.png&hash=d379eedd914e94576db3b1ae1bbf2de585df61e5)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fskeptikai.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F11%2FPhineas-Gage-with-skull-picture.png&hash=bb3c99124b9beefb04b4193c4161503330ac0f0f)

Beat me to it! :lol:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 05, 2018, 02:41:28 PM
The rod entered just under his left cheek bone and came out more or less in the middle of the frontal area of his skull:

(https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/13939382_f520.jpg)


:chin: I'm liking the idea of a rod with the HAF fish piercing a skull.  8)

Ye it's workable.

But the knife that mistook its draw for a life?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 05, 2018, 03:05:46 PM
The rod entered just under his left cheek bone and came out more or less in the middle of the frontal area of his skull:

(https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/13939382_f520.jpg)


:chin: I'm liking the idea of a rod with the HAF fish piercing a skull.  8)

Ye it's workable.

But the knife that mistook its draw for a life?

Let's see what you come up with. Work your magic. :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 09, 2018, 10:52:59 AM
I could do a normal head, though Gage's rod could be thought of as be spiking the old unscientic thinking.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FJ2bp6CA.png&hash=f569d58d70df765e057f2fec5760b80880cf7a66)

Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on May 09, 2018, 11:22:50 AM
I could do a normal head, though Gage's rod could be thought of as be spiking the old unscientic thinking.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FJ2bp6CA.png&hash=f569d58d70df765e057f2fec5760b80880cf7a66)

I have a complete male skeleton in Poser Pro. Here is just the skull, if you want to use it. I can rotate it into any orientation if you need a different viewpoint.

(https://i.imgur.com/SSTtzpX.jpg)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 09, 2018, 01:38:23 PM
I could do a normal head, though Gage's rod could be thought of as be spiking the old unscientic thinking.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FJ2bp6CA.png&hash=f569d58d70df765e057f2fec5760b80880cf7a66)

I have a complete male skeleton in Poser Pro. Here is just the skull, if you want to use it. I can rotate it into any orientation if you need a different viewpoint.

(https://i.imgur.com/SSTtzpX.jpg)

You're so generous, offering your complete male Poser Pro skeleton.
I so do appreciative your offer to rotate orientation to meet my need.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on May 09, 2018, 01:48:04 PM
I could do a normal head, though Gage's rod could be thought of as be spiking the old unscientic thinking.

I have a complete male skeleton in Poser Pro. Here is just the skull, if you want to use it. I can rotate it into any orientation if you need a different viewpoint.


You're so generous, offering your complete male Poser Pro skeleton.
I so do appreciative your offer to rotate orientation to meet my need.

 :lol: My skeleton and I are very compliant.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on May 09, 2018, 02:57:59 PM
I could do a normal head, though Gage's rod could be thought of as be spiking the old unscientic thinking.


I have a complete male skeleton in Poser Pro. Here is just the skull, if you want to use it. I can rotate it into any orientation if you need a different viewpoint.

You're so generous, offering your complete male Poser Pro skeleton.
I so do appreciative your offer to rotate orientation to meet my need.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1p-mLgRj_bq5beS2NE6VqzHHTz87595yf/view?usp=sharing
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 10, 2018, 02:00:13 PM
I could do a normal head, though Gage's rod could be thought of as be spiking the old unscientic thinking.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FJ2bp6CA.png&hash=f569d58d70df765e057f2fec5760b80880cf7a66)

I like it! :smilenod:

Thank you, BPII!  :hug:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 10, 2018, 02:07:41 PM
I could do a normal head, though Gage's rod could be thought of as be spiking the old unscientic thinking.


I have a complete male skeleton in Poser Pro. Here is just the skull, if you want to use it. I can rotate it into any orientation if you need a different viewpoint.

You're so generous, offering your complete male Poser Pro skeleton.
I so do appreciative your offer to rotate orientation to meet my need.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1p-mLgRj_bq5beS2NE6VqzHHTz87595yf/view?usp=sharing

I was thinking about this the other day...the main problem with just a skull is that after the rod pierced Gage's his behaviour changed drastically -- he became an impulsive man with some executive problems such as planning, emotional control, anitsocial etc., in other words, his personality changed for the worse. A picture of a skull pierced by rod with the HAF emblem in the same brain area might give off the wrong idea. :notsure: 

;D
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dave on May 10, 2018, 04:27:15 PM
Hmmm, artistry needed, how's about a brain in side view with the convolutions subtley modified into the shaps of the HAF logo?

I don't think I am that clever with an inage editor.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 11, 2019, 10:16:27 AM
Hmmm, artistry needed, how's about a brain in side view with the convolutions subtley modified into the shaps of the HAF logo?

I don't think I am that clever with an inage editor.

That's a shame Dave, I'd of got you to reset me back 50years.
Ah fk it, don't bother about the clever, just have a poke at it.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on December 11, 2019, 12:29:37 PM
Hmmm, artistry needed, how's about a brain in side view with the convolutions subtley modified into the shaps of the HAF logo?

I don't think I am that clever with an inage editor.

That's a shame Dave, I'd of got you to reset me back 50years.
Ah fk it, don't bother about the clever, just have a poke at it.

Please post the stylus for billy again :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: billy rubin on December 11, 2019, 02:48:41 PM
lookit these fancy ones with wiggly bits

and to think a week or two ago i didn't even know what they were

(https://www.raymondgeddes.com/images/thumbs/0010235_gadgetz-swirl-top-stylus-pen.jpeg)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 11, 2019, 09:39:38 PM
Hmmm, artistry needed, how's about a brain in side view with the convolutions subtley modified into the shaps of the HAF logo?

I don't think I am that clever with an inage editor.

That's a shame Dave, I'd of got you to reset me back 50years.
Ah fk it, don't bother about the clever, just have a poke at it.

Please post the stylus for billy again :)

No I won't and your request shows a disrespect for time honoured institutions.
It's people like you that allow a widespread disrespect for rules to develop.
You act like rules are for the unwashed to follow, not your self categorized elite.
And what's more I blame you and your ilk for the rise of Trump.
And Hitler.
Ye, we blame you for the rise of Hitler too.
And his ilk.
Ye, you and your dirty decadent ilk.
I won't be part of it, he can wait 'till he gets to 1,000 or hangs around for seven years!  >:(
If he wants a stylus he can use this one but the string won't be removed until the said 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

(https://i.imgur.com/mLECqeT.png)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: billy rubin on December 11, 2019, 10:02:33 PM
i don't mind strings attached.

i've been married for 27 years and ended up with five kids, six goats, two dogs, a donkey, and about 18 cats, i think. all of them need care and feeding.

my whole life consists of strings attached.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on December 11, 2019, 10:56:22 PM
Sorted. :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: billy rubin on December 11, 2019, 11:17:09 PM
lol

it still looks like some sort of sex toy
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bluenose on December 12, 2019, 12:01:41 AM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 12, 2019, 04:31:30 AM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 12, 2019, 04:41:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1jTZzCg.png)

What have you got against Google?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on December 12, 2019, 05:10:28 AM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.
Wow! You made this with one good eye and the dementia that you've probably got!?
I'm impressed!
I really hope he likes it.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bluenose on December 12, 2019, 09:14:06 AM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.

No need for change, I love it!  Thanks very much.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 12, 2019, 12:53:11 PM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.
Wow! You made this with one good eye and the dementia that you've probably got!?
I'm impressed!
I really hope he likes it.

He liked it Mags  :frolic:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 12, 2019, 12:59:06 PM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.

No need for change, I love it!  Thanks very much.

You can have the inclined to NO G as well for no extra charge, feel free to use it over the holiday season.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on December 12, 2019, 04:08:27 PM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.
Wow! You made this with one good eye and the dementia that you've probably got!?
I'm impressed!
I really hope he likes it.

He liked it Mags  :frolic:
Of course, he liked it! :frolic:
It's  a beauty.  :tellmemore:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on December 12, 2019, 04:58:19 PM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.
Wow! You made this with one good eye and the dementia that you've probably got!?
I'm impressed!
I really hope he likes it.

He liked it Mags  :frolic:
Of course, he liked it! :frolic:
It's  a beauty.  :tellmemore:

I think it's one of his best creations to date.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on December 12, 2019, 06:25:59 PM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.
Wow! You made this with one good eye and the dementia that you've probably got!?
I'm impressed!
I really hope he likes it.

He liked it Mags  :frolic:
Of course, he liked it! :frolic:
It's  a beauty.  :tellmemore:

I think it's one of his best creations to date.
Yes, well, besides mine, it is one of his best creations to date.
 ;)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 12, 2019, 11:20:19 PM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.

Very nice! :tellmemore:

Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Sandra Craft on December 13, 2019, 08:34:30 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)


That is stunning.  Even the Google one is kind of nice.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 13, 2019, 09:53:37 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)


That is stunning.  Even the Google one is kind of nice.

You could use the G when god botherers are being annoying, or Google or,,, other things starting with G.

Like who or what?  :foottap:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: jumbojak on December 14, 2019, 02:04:32 PM
I need a new one too.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 19, 2019, 12:52:42 PM
I need a new one too.

Can't wait to see what BPII will create for you! :grin:

I have a feeling I know what the theme will be... :P
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 22, 2019, 10:20:58 AM
I need a new one too.

I did these in July 2018 but I don't think you liked them.

(https://i.imgur.com/nK7D1jH.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/DTGf7ZD.png)

If we're sticking with big long sticks adapted for sticking people you'll probably have to describe your aspirations.
I don't think he liked the use of  curtain rods.

But it's in the bible, lances to curtain rods, book of Isaiah I think.

Come on now, summon our inner Ollivander

OK, ommmmmmmhaererrrrhkhkhkherrrommmmmm

You forge metal, make tools.
I could use a fish like on Blue Nose's compass but a chisel with a dainty fish on the end isn't going to work, so an option is having it stamped into the metal.
Do you have a creation you like that I can add the HAF logo to?



Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on December 22, 2019, 04:38:36 PM
 :secrets1: The thought crossed my mind that a blacksmith's hammer with the logo embossed on the side of its head might work.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: jumbojak on December 24, 2019, 07:26:57 AM
I must've missed those but a lance is far too romantic for me these days. A hammer would work. I like that idea Recusant!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: hermes2015 on December 24, 2019, 10:54:48 AM
I must've missed those but a lance is far too romantic for me these days. A hammer would work. I like that idea Recusant!

Release your inner Thor.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on December 24, 2019, 02:49:12 PM
I must've missed those but a lance is far too romantic for me these days. A hammer would work. I like that idea Recusant!

Easy for me to say. I know, from trying to help by creating things for members while our real silversmith was scarce, that it's not always a simple matter to craft fine cutlery. My respect to the master.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 24, 2019, 08:57:05 PM
:secrets1: The thought crossed my mind that a blacksmith's hammer with the logo embossed on the side of its head might work.

That is a cool idea 8)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 24, 2019, 09:01:19 PM
I must've missed those but a lance is far too romantic for me these days. A hammer would work. I like that idea Recusant!

Easy for me to say. I know, from trying to help by creating things for members while our real silversmith was scarce, that it's not always a simple matter to craft fine cutlery. My respect to the master.  :thumbsup:

BPII and Recusant :notworthy:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 26, 2019, 01:47:39 PM
I must've missed those but a lance is far too romantic for me these days. A hammer would work. I like that idea Recusant!

Release your inner Thor.

(https://scontent.fpoa13-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/81198896_748369945641128_7044816813024083968_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=xlBXltLCm_MAQk9Cl21ZmAKHJFxFn4M8lsDhqphi-dKbSA8FoscIp-Q6w&_nc_ht=scontent.fpoa13-1.fna&oh=a5ecd77ff9dd95a8fe5dcd5cf0a1a8bd&oe=5E70B7D2)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 26, 2019, 02:14:59 PM
The pen is mightier than the sword.

The cell phone is mightier than a hammer.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 26, 2019, 06:41:25 PM
The pen is mightier than the sword.

The cell phone is mightier than a hammer.

An old Nokia phone, yes! :lol
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on March 19, 2020, 04:01:09 PM
I must've missed those but a lance is far too romantic for me these days. A hammer would work. I like that idea Recusant!

This isn't great, but I hope it will do until the real silversmith provides a superior version, should he choose to do so.

(https://i.imgur.com/W8PABfX.png)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 19, 2020, 08:16:26 PM
I must've missed those but a lance is far too romantic for me these days. A hammer would work. I like that idea Recusant!

This isn't great, but I hope it will do until the real silversmith provides a superior version, should he choose to do so.

(https://i.imgur.com/W8PABfX.png)

That actually looks really good :tellmemore:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 18, 2020, 10:51:47 PM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 18, 2020, 11:56:11 PM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
I don't know if you're "allowed" to do such things or what the punishment should be, but I just want to say that I like it.
 :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 19, 2020, 01:01:44 AM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
I don't know if you're "allowed" to do such things or what the punishment should be, but I just want to say that I like it.
 :)

If I have to, that one is long enough that I could fall on it and commit seppuku.  :P
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2020, 01:51:04 AM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
I don't know if you're "allowed" to do such things or what the punishment should be, but I just want to say that I like it.
 :)

If I have to, that one is long enough that I could fall on it and commit seppuku.  :P

Ok...
~Whatever act you want to perpetrate with it is none of my business.  :reading:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 19, 2020, 03:45:18 AM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
I don't know if you're "allowed" to do such things or what the punishment should be, but I just want to say that I like it.
 :)

If I have to, that one is long enough that I could fall on it and commit seppuku.  :P

Ok...
~Whatever act you want to perpetrate with it is none of my business.  :reading:

Only if it is an unacceptable approach for the publishing thereof. No humans will be sacrificed, only an electronic account. Maybe my time here is shorter than drich's, if I read you right.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2020, 04:32:09 AM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
I don't know if you're "allowed" to do such things or what the punishment should be, but I just want to say that I like it.
 :)

If I have to, that one is long enough that I could fall on it and commit seppuku.  :P

Ok...
~Whatever act you want to perpetrate with it is none of my business.  :reading:

Only if it is an unacceptable approach for the publishing thereof. No humans will be sacrificed, only an electronic account. Maybe my time here is shorter than drich's, if I read you right.
Um....I have blocked drich so I don't know what you're talking about.  :notsure:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on April 19, 2020, 08:12:14 AM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D

If you do it as a .png you can give it a transparent background.

https://onlinepngtools.com/create-transparent-png
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: billy rubin on April 19, 2020, 11:26:20 AM
where is penny, anyway?
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on April 19, 2020, 01:18:48 PM
where is penny, anyway?

Doing something more interesting I would think. He comes and goes.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 19, 2020, 02:53:30 PM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D

If you do it as a .png you can give it a transparent background.

https://onlinepngtools.com/create-transparent-png

Thanks, I'll look into that!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 19, 2020, 09:31:02 PM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D

Sure! :D It's just...dare I say it? :notsure:

...big.   :o ;D

A well done pic, though!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 19, 2020, 09:39:47 PM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
I don't know if you're "allowed" to do such things or what the punishment should be, but I just want to say that I like it.
 :)

If I have to, that one is long enough that I could fall on it and commit seppuku.  :P

:worried: I'd rather you committed sudoku.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 19, 2020, 10:45:53 PM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
I don't know if you're "allowed" to do such things or what the punishment should be, but I just want to say that I like it.
 :)

If I have to, that one is long enough that I could fall on it and commit seppuku.  :P

:worried: I'd rather you committed sudoku.

:lol: Thanks! I love Sudoku! I play a couple of games online every day. I'll see about reducing the size. That size is close to actual. I see that BP II makes some of the cutlery, but I always try to handle my own stuff, and I didn't want to impose.

ETA- Resized and centered...almost. Done fiddling with it!  ;D
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 20, 2020, 01:14:11 AM
OK, I djinned up some cutlery (I'm allowed to make my own, right?).  ;D
I don't know if you're "allowed" to do such things or what the punishment should be, but I just want to say that I like it.
 :)

If I have to, that one is long enough that I could fall on it and commit seppuku.  :P

:worried: I'd rather you committed sudoku.

:lol: Thanks! I love Sudoku! I play a couple of games online every day. I'll see about reducing the size. That size is close to actual. I see that BP II makes some of the cutlery, but I always try to handle my own stuff, and I didn't want to impose.

I absolutely love Sudoku as well! :grin: One of the best puzzle games there is, for sure.

Quote
ETA- Resized and centered...almost. Done fiddling with it!  ;D

Much better!  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bluenose on May 10, 2020, 04:32:11 AM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.

No need for change, I love it!  Thanks very much.

It's gone!  Sad face...
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on May 10, 2020, 06:50:51 AM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.

No need for change, I love it!  Thanks very much.

It's gone!  Sad face...

Bugger. You obviously didn't download a copy :(
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bluenose on May 10, 2020, 12:55:26 PM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.

No need for change, I love it!  Thanks very much.

It's gone!  Sad face...

Bugger. You obviously didn't download a copy :(

No.  This site doesn't allow us to upload images, so I just used the link I was given.  Next time I'll know better, if there is a next time.  Oh, well...
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on May 10, 2020, 01:01:56 PM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.

No need for change, I love it!  Thanks very much.

It's gone!  Sad face...

Bugger. You obviously didn't download a copy :(

No.  This site doesn't allow us to upload images, so I just used the link I was given.  Next time I'll know better, if there is a next time.  Oh, well...

No, we don't allow file uploads (including images). Doing so would leave us open to abuse of background file transfer eg child porn. So it's not allowed.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bluenose on May 11, 2020, 09:13:50 AM
... 1,000 posts or 7 years is completed.

1,000 posts?  May I humbly submit myself for consideration by your good self regarding the addition of a piece of cutlery?

(https://i.imgur.com/feOLLE8.png)

I could possibly or not change it if it in some way offends your navigator sensibility.

No need for change, I love it!  Thanks very much.

It's gone!  Sad face...

Bugger. You obviously didn't download a copy :(

No.  This site doesn't allow us to upload images, so I just used the link I was given.  Next time I'll know better, if there is a next time.  Oh, well...

No, we don't allow file uploads (including images). Doing so would leave us open to abuse of background file transfer eg child porn. So it's not allowed.


Not complaining, just explaining.  I fully understand the reason for the restriction and support it
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bluenose on May 20, 2020, 02:46:26 AM
It's back! Happy Dance!!!

Bad Penny sent me a new link to a copy, thanks heaps BP.  I've downloaded it now and organised my own hosting.  :)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Tank on May 20, 2020, 08:07:12 AM
It's back! Happy Dance!!!

Bad Penny sent me a new link to a copy, thanks heaps BP.  I've downloaded it now and organised my own hosting.  :)
Backed up on my hard drive as well.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 26, 2020, 03:23:55 PM
It's back! Happy Dance!!!

Bad Penny sent me a new link to a copy, thanks heaps BP.  I've downloaded it now and organised my own hosting.  :)

Excellent! I tried looking for the image in older cached versions of this site but had no luck. I'm glad BP sent you the link. :)

I've downloaded mine as well, just in case. :grin:
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on January 20, 2021, 11:16:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Mjatj2U.png)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Davin on January 21, 2021, 05:52:36 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Recusant on May 02, 2021, 03:38:50 AM
As a place-holder more than anything else, this shade-tree silversmith got together a Guinness pouring spoon. It's more in the way of a request to be bettered by the maestro (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=16821.msg409019#msg409019), but there it is.  ;)

(https://i.imgur.com/c8vbBSM.gif)



Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 02, 2021, 10:03:15 AM
It's not right but anyway

(https://i.imgur.com/ZLic55s.png)
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Randy on May 04, 2021, 10:50:03 AM
Thanks BP!
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 04, 2021, 02:07:48 PM
Thanks BP!

I think I might have a go at converting a regular spoon into one of those.
I've got a few pale bottles left, I'm consuming dark ale, it's autumn, not into the serious stout yet, but soon.

Next month is winter, so it'll be time to consume last years stout.
I bottled 2x23 litres of stout for next winter last week, 2 more next week and 2 more 2 weeks later, for next winter.


I wouldn't have let lazy mouse in.
Title: Re: HAF Cutlery
Post by: Randy on May 05, 2021, 05:28:20 AM
Thanks BP!

I think I might have a go at converting a regular spoon into one of those.
I've got a few pale bottles left, I'm consuming dark ale, it's autumn, not into the serious stout yet, but soon.

Next month is winter, so it'll be time to consume last years stout.
I bottled 2x23 litres of stout for next winter last week, 2 more next week and 2 more 2 weeks later, for next winter.


I wouldn't have let lazy mouse in.
I miss a good stout! I'd keep some in the entertainment room in the small refrigerator so when it was movie night, or game playing, I'd have some nice and chilled.