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Randy

#645
June 08, 2020, 12:41:29 AM
I never got around to teaching my mother how to use a computer. The cellphone was bad enough! I'm glad she never bought a computer.
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

billy rubin

#646
June 08, 2020, 01:07:31 PM
well, i dont know whether to chuckle or not.

the possums have decided thatstrict nocturnality is their go-to lifestyle, so they sleep all day and only show up for recreation afdter dark.

but the coons are somewhat different. highly curious, active, and unfortuneately reflexively arboreal.





not a good match for a house full of bookshelves



i thionk more consistent confinement is in order



set the function, not the mechanism.

Tank

#647
June 11, 2020, 07:35:53 AM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

hermes2015

#648
June 11, 2020, 11:34:43 AM
Quote from: billy rubin on June 08, 2020, 01:07:31 PM


Is that an original Edward Kienholz?
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

billy rubin

#649
June 11, 2020, 11:45:39 AM
no its a sincere admirer though

im going to give them a bucket of paint next and generate some jackson pollock


set the function, not the mechanism.

hermes2015

#650
June 11, 2020, 12:09:56 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on June 11, 2020, 11:45:39 AM
no its a sincere admirer though

im going to give them a bucket of paint next and generate some jackson pollock

:thumbsup2:
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Randy

#651
June 11, 2020, 02:03:56 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on June 08, 2020, 01:07:31 PM
well, i dont know whether to chuckle or not.



i thionk more consistent confinement is in order

I'm chuckling this morning. Sorry it's at your expense.  :snicker1:
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

Dark Lightning

#652
June 11, 2020, 03:10:37 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on June 11, 2020, 11:45:39 AM
no its a sincere admirer though

im going to give them a bucket of paint next and generate some jackson pawpollock

;D

xSilverPhinx

#653
June 20, 2020, 09:36:44 PM


Some don't even try! :lol:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Magdalena

#654
June 20, 2020, 10:00:34 PM
^^^
:rofl:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Randy

#655
June 21, 2020, 12:06:34 AM
That has to be the funniest picture I've seen all year. :lol:
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

Randy

#656
June 23, 2020, 06:29:18 PM
Things that make me chuckle: Reading the troll post thread. :)
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

xSilverPhinx

#657
July 02, 2020, 01:49:34 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#658
July 02, 2020, 09:32:38 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

billy rubin

#659
July 08, 2020, 02:35:13 PM
lol

i have added a new scar

i was trying to remove a stuck bearing race from the headstock of an old motorcycle frame imworking on. tapping didnt do it so i flipped it upzide down and applied heat from a propane torch.

not wearing a shirt, itz about 35 C even without the torch

when suddenly the frame flipped and planted the hot  necktube right into my solar plexus

no blisters or fluid. the hot frame tube gave me a p erfectly dry third degree burn in the zhape of a perfect half circle twoinches across, then  cauterized the injury and turned the excesz skin to ash.

it would have been nicer if id gotten a perfect circle but im not intending to revizit the experien e to complete one.

so well see how it ends up in a week or so.  i often discover cuts and bruizes after the fact that i dindnt notice while obtaining them, but i noticed tbis right away


set the function, not the mechanism.
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