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Religious comedy memes etc.

Started by Tank, November 13, 2016, 09:06:45 AM

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Papasito Bruno

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 05, 2017, 11:42:25 PM
Ooh!  :computerwave:

The only one that stands out from that group of made ups is the dinosaur.  :notsure:


Very Good xSP, you certainly are a good student...one of our best. You get a gold star today!

:thumbsup2:






Carbs are biblically sanctioned. Paleo diets go against the spirit of the lord. Amen.

"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Papasito Bruno

Interesting religious test, though I think the real answer is actually missing. Shouldn't one of the multiple choices be, " Monetary Donations"?


"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Papasito Bruno

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 01, 2017, 08:50:46 PM
^That's speciesism!  ::)

Yes, and one of the foundations of religion: Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; and let them rule over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the sky and over the cattle and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth...Jesus Christ taught that a person is worth more than many sparrows, so fuck sparrows. ::)





"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dave

QuoteJesus Christ taught that a person is worth more than many sparrows . . .

And he was right! After all there is a good neal for about thirty people on the average human, take about 300 sparrows to equal that!

:grin:
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
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Papasito Bruno

"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Papasito Bruno

"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Papasito Bruno

More religious intelligence on display.

"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dave

^
She probably means she is not going to allow her mind to be sullied by all this unholy logic and rationality stuff, a virgin mind, devoid of all earthly meaningfulness, no sinful seed of growth in there!
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85



"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Papasito Bruno

"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Papasito Bruno

I know feminist who didn't get this memo and now realize they've been doing it all wrong.

"Most people would rather be boring than be bored." <br />― Mokokoma Mokhonoana