Date Thread

[Ecurb Noselrub]

2246 - Keith Richards rises from the dead and stars in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie, which beats the 577th James Bond movie at the box office.

December 31, 2020.

[Bad Penny II]

December 31, 2020

I'll be enjoying The Keith

January 1, 2021

[Tank]

January 1, 2021

Trump nukes Moscow. WWIII starts.

January 2, 2021

[billy rubin]

January 2, 2021

vladimir putin moves out to his dacha in odessa, unpacks his fiddle, and calls in all of donald's loans

. . . if i make $10,000 every day starting today, in what year will i be as rich as jeff bezos, who forbes magazine says now has a net worth of 200 billion dollars?

[Tank]

January 2, 2021

vladimir putin moves out to his dacha in odessa, unpacks his fiddle, and calls in all of donald's loans

. . . if i make $10,000 every day starting today, in what year will i be as rich as jeff bezos, who forbes magazine says now has a net worth of 200 billion dollars?

And the next date is...

[billy rubin]

since it will take 54,794 years for me to be as rich as jeff bezos is now-- at $10,000 per day-- the next date is:


31 december, 56,814 AD.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Dec 31, 56,814

My bones are excavated, and sold to the Intergalactic Anthropological Museum for $200,000,000,000.

Year 0.

[Tank]

Year 0.


God farted the Universe into existence.

Year 500,000,000

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Year 500,000,000

God sprays air freshener and it all ends.

Back to history: 1863

[billy rubin]

1863

my mother's grandfather was 17 years old, soon to travel to america where he homesteads in indian territory and marries a chickasaw

my father's grandfather fights the yankees at the battle of chickamauga and is captured. the cherokees are mixed up in there somehow.

1848

[Ecurb Noselrub]

1848 - the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo is signed, ending the Mexican-American War, ceding the entire southwest to the USA, and establishing the Rio Grande as the border.  My kinsman Edward Burleson fought in that war.

In unrelated news, Oleg the Sleigher from Lapland first raised a red-nosed reindeer.

826 AD.

[Bad Penny II]

826 AD

Arthur, claiming to be king of the Britains displays the violence inherent in the system by oppressing a dirty annoying whiney bastard.

I thought that happened in 932?

It no doubt did then too, there was much Arthurian oppression of the anarcho-syndicalist in those dark days.

932

[Bad Penny II]

932

Sir Joe offers the Orange Knigit peace.
The Orange Knigit refuses, battle ensues.
Sir Joe lops the Orange Knigit's arm off.
Orange Knigit says that that's fake news.
Sir Joe takes the Orange Knigit's other arm.
The Orange Knigit says no he hasn't.
Sir Joe takes off the Orange Knigit's legs.
The Orange Knigit disputes the result

That sounds 2020ish

These things repeat.

932

[Randy]

932

Sir Joe offers the Orange Knigit peace.
The Orange Knigit refuses, battle ensues.
Sir Joe lops the Orange Knigit's arm off.
Orange Knigit says that that's fake news.
Sir Joe takes the Orange Knigit's other arm.
The Orange Knigit says no he hasn't.
Sir Joe takes off the Orange Knigit's legs.
The Orange Knigit disputes the result

That sounds 2020ish

These things repeat.

932

No end of the world predictions listed for this year. Strange.

1465

[Bad Penny II]

1465

Fuck, the curtains are 1472 wide
Green!
Ye, I'm on to it.

932

Galahad was rescued from Castle Anthrax

932