Date Thread

[Bad Penny II]

This is Date Thread.
Do you want to, you know?
No! this isn't an opportunity for online lasciviousness, this is Date Thread
Maybe later.

I'll explain, person/thing names a year (past or future) and the next p/t answers with something that happened in that year, names a year for the next.

But there hasn't been a new game thread on the forum since 1862...
Can we do day/month/year dates?

I suppose, but not those uncouth month/day/year dates!

Perish the thought.

[Bad Penny II]

5BC

[Bad Penny II]

5BC

Mary has missed her last four periods and says she hasn't done it with anyone.

4BC

[Bad Penny II]

4BC

Mary has a baby, some are talking up the miracle,
Jane says Mary would do it with just about anyone,
just about anyone that isn't that slow Slow Joe.

3013

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Donald Trump continues to hold rallies and declare victory.

Francisco Franco is still dead.

One Zillion B.C. - October 9 (Hint: Ringo Starr)

[Randy]

The Beatles form the first rock band in the stone age.

1961

[Bad Penny II]

1961

I was conceived Octoberish.
The Beatles and the Stones were nearly.

Beware the savage jaw

1984

[Ecurb Noselrub]

1984

That year was knocking at our door, but then the Supreme Court postponed it until 2020. 

1492

[Tank]

1492

The Ensisheim meteorite is a stony meteorite that fell on November 7, 1492 in a wheat field outside the walled town of Ensisheim in then Alsace,

1215

[Bad Penny II]

1215

12:15
Saturday night
And the tap drips
Under the strip light
And I'm sitting in the kitchen sink
And the tap drips
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip...

Waiting
For the telephone to ring
And I'm wondering
Where she's been
And I'm crying for yesterday
And the tap drips
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip

1901

[billy rubin]

1901.

victoria augered in and the heads changed on the money.

1902.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

On this date in 1902, nothing happened.

2525

[Tank]

2525

The first, white, MtF transexual, non-binary, Orion becomes president of the United federation of Planets.

312 BC

[Ecurb Noselrub]

In 312 BC the Appian Way in Rome was begun. 

At the same time, my ancestor Oleg the Unintelligent was trying to find his way home after a night of drinking mead.

1066

[Tank]

1066

A very famous periodic comet made a predictable appearance.

571