Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Magdalena

#4605
August 19, 2021, 06:35:13 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 19, 2021, 06:09:53 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 19, 2021, 12:24:14 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 18, 2021, 11:33:11 PM
Today I went and got my 8th vaccine shot!!



PB, you have "girl arms."
--Just saying.  :reading:

Thanks Mags, that's quite a nice compliment...I agree, by the way, my arms are just like Simone's!!



But...but...you've changed, a lot. Remember that picture of you that you sent me the other day?  :headscratch:

:worried: Maybe 8 shots did something to your arm.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

#4606
August 19, 2021, 09:36:41 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 19, 2021, 06:35:13 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 19, 2021, 06:09:53 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 19, 2021, 12:24:14 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 18, 2021, 11:33:11 PM
Today I went and got my 8th vaccine shot!!



PB, you have "girl arms."
--Just saying.  :reading:

Thanks Mags, that's quite a nice compliment...I agree, by the way, my arms are just like Simone's!!



But...but...you've changed, a lot. Remember that picture of you that you sent me the other day?  :headscratch:

:worried: Maybe 8 shots did something to your arm.

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

#4607
August 19, 2021, 09:52:48 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 19, 2021, 09:36:41 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 19, 2021, 06:35:13 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 19, 2021, 06:09:53 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 19, 2021, 12:24:14 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 18, 2021, 11:33:11 PM
Today I went and got my 8th vaccine shot!!



PB, you have "girl arms."
--Just saying.  :reading:

Thanks Mags, that's quite a nice compliment...I agree, by the way, my arms are just like Simone's!!



But...but...you've changed, a lot. Remember that picture of you that you sent me the other day?  :headscratch:

:worried: Maybe 8 shots did something to your arm.


Maybe.  :reading:



You're so...pinkalicious.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

#4608
August 26, 2021, 01:34:16 AM
If you don't get this you're not allowed in the club!
8)
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Dark Lightning

#4609
August 26, 2021, 02:36:24 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 26, 2021, 01:34:16 AM
If you don't get this you're not allowed in the club!
8)


:lol:

Magdalena

#4610
August 26, 2021, 03:50:26 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 26, 2021, 01:34:16 AM
If you don't get this you're not allowed in the club!
8)



"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

#4611
August 26, 2021, 03:51:07 AM

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

No one

#4612
August 26, 2021, 06:19:53 AM
Why can't Mrs. Piggy count to 100?

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What's better than roses on your piano?

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Magdalena

#4613
August 26, 2021, 07:09:24 AM
Quote from: No one on August 26, 2021, 06:19:53 AM
Why can't Mrs. Piggy count to 100?

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Quote from: No one on August 26, 2021, 06:19:53 AM
What's better than roses on your piano?

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"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

#4614
September 09, 2021, 07:04:46 PM





"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

#4615
September 09, 2021, 07:37:02 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 09, 2021, 07:04:46 PM


:snicker:
We should also add a bra to that bench.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

#4616
September 11, 2021, 03:47:03 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Biggus Dickus

#4617
September 14, 2021, 01:26:29 PM
Liam the Irishman needed to loose some weight, so he went to see his doctor who immediately put him on a diet. The doctor's instructions for Liam were as follows.

"Liam, I want you to eat regularly for two days, and then skip a day, then eat regularly for two days, and then skip a day...keep repeating this for two weeks."
"If you follow these instructions exactly by the time you return to see me in two weeks you should have lost at least five pounds," said the doctor, "Do you understand?"
"Aye Doc, I understand, thank ye," replied Liam.

Liam returns to the doctor after two weeks have passed, and the doctor is shocked to discover that Liam has already lost close to 60lbs. "That's amazing!" the doctor exclaimed, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Liam nodded in agreement, and said, 'I'll tell you though, be all the saints, I taut I were going to drop dead on dat tird day!"
"You mean from the hunger?" as the doctor.
"No, exclaimed Liam, "From all the bloody skipping!"
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Biggus Dickus

#4619
September 19, 2021, 05:09:30 PM
The first one is hilarious!




"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."
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