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Title: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 05, 2012, 03:16:30 AM
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Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 05, 2012, 04:08:25 AM
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I can never play the double bass

What, how hard can it be?

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Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Tank on May 05, 2012, 07:16:17 AM
I'm trying to think of something to say that is politically correct.

Nope.


Fail.


You're cuteeeeeee!
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Stevil on May 05, 2012, 08:52:34 AM
Proof that giants played music
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: OldGit on May 05, 2012, 09:56:19 AM
But do you really *want* to play it, musicality?  I wouldn't.  ;D
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: The Magic Pudding on May 05, 2012, 10:13:33 AM
Quote from: OldGit on May 05, 2012, 09:56:19 AM
But do you really *want* to play it, musicality?  I wouldn't.  ;D

Oh I don't know they sound OK when used properly and could save your life if there's ever a tsunami.
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 05, 2012, 06:53:09 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 05, 2012, 07:16:17 AM

You're cuteeeeeee!

Pocket sized!
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 05, 2012, 06:54:24 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 05, 2012, 08:52:34 AM
Proof that giants played music

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Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 05, 2012, 06:57:31 PM
Quote from: OldGit on May 05, 2012, 09:56:19 AM
But do you really *want* to play it, musicality?  I wouldn't.  ;D

;D I think I WANT to be taller.
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: hismikeness on May 05, 2012, 07:10:23 PM
Me? I might could pick that thing up and rock it like a guitar.

Being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be. Not always at least. Airplanes suck. Most cars suck. Movie theater seats suck. Buses suck. By far the worst, though, is that the average person ("normies" we call them  ;) ) are about as tall as the bottom of my chin or shorter. That means that all spider webs from my chin down have been cleared from the door I'm about to walk through. Those that remain get me right in the face. All the time.  >:(
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Tank on May 05, 2012, 07:20:21 PM
Quote from: hismikeness on May 05, 2012, 07:10:23 PM
Me? I might could pick that thing up and rock it like a guitar.

Being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be. Not always at least. Airplanes suck. Most cars suck. Movie theater seats suck. Buses suck. By far the worst, though, is that the average person ("normies" we call them  ;) ) are about as tall as the bottom of my chin or shorter. That means that all spider webs from my chin down have been cleared from the door I'm about to walk through. Those that remain get me right in the face. All the time.  >:(

:D :D :D
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Ali on May 05, 2012, 11:08:41 PM
Quote from: hismikeness on May 05, 2012, 07:10:23 PM
Me? I might could pick that thing up and rock it like a guitar.

Being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be. Not always at least. Airplanes suck. Most cars suck. Movie theater seats suck. Buses suck. By far the worst, though, is that the average person ("normies" we call them  ;) ) are about as tall as the bottom of my chin or shorter. That means that all spider webs from my chin down have been cleared from the door I'm about to walk through. Those that remain get me right in the face. All the time.  >:(

*Makes a mental note to not ever invite hismikeness over to her her house, lest he see how long it's been since she dusted the top of her refrigerator*
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Sweetdeath on May 06, 2012, 05:37:31 AM
Cellos are better anyway. :)
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 06, 2012, 05:37:31 AM
Cellos are better anyway. :)

If I could change my choice of instrument...it would be the cello. Warm round sound. Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Stevil on May 06, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Holy crap  :-[
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 06, 2012, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 06, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Holy crap  :-[

::) too much? sorry.
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Tank on May 06, 2012, 10:04:57 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 06, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Holy crap  :-[

::) too much? sorry.
He's a married man with 2 kids. You probably just shocked him  :D
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 06, 2012, 11:08:58 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 06, 2012, 10:04:57 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 06, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Holy crap  :-[

::) too much? sorry.
He's a married man with 2 kids. You probably just shocked him  :D

Got a little too comfortable on this forum. Haha I'll watch myself.

But anyways, if I could be as hip as Esperanza Spalding...I'd force myself to grow or wear some extra tall heels so I could play like this...

http://youtu.be/rFsVXdmwZoo (http://youtu.be/rFsVXdmwZoo)
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: En_Route on May 08, 2012, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on May 06, 2012, 05:37:31 AM
Cellos are better anyway. :)

If I could change my choice of instrument...it would be the cello. Warm round sound. Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D

And thrives on skilfully applied friction.
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Ali on May 08, 2012, 04:48:37 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 06, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Holy crap  :-[

Stevil!  I never figured you for easily embarrassed!  Maybe I should have been trying to make you blush, instead of Asmo! (Apparently clay doesn't blush.  Who knew?)
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: En_Route on May 08, 2012, 06:51:40 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 06, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Holy crap  :-[

Shouldn't that be Secular Crap?
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Tank on May 08, 2012, 06:57:00 PM
Quote from: En_Route on May 08, 2012, 06:51:40 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 06, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Holy crap  :-[

Shouldn't that be Secular Crap?
The probability it's Holy Crap:Secular Crap is 75:25 is it not?  ;D
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 08, 2012, 08:26:49 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 08, 2012, 06:57:00 PM
Quote from: En_Route on May 08, 2012, 06:51:40 PM
Quote from: Stevil on May 06, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 06, 2012, 06:35:27 PM
Between your legs. Yes please. Haha  :D :D
Holy crap  :-[

Shouldn't that be Secular Crap?
The probability it's Holy Crap:Secular Crap is 75:25 is it not?  ;D
And while everyone was talking about holy crap vs. secular crap...i was thinking about what the spaghetti god would say...
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 08, 2012, 09:29:17 PM
Quote from: musicality on May 05, 2012, 03:16:30 AM
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Hahaha...Team Short Stack  ;D

It looks like you are in a church?
Title: Re: I can never play the double bass
Post by: musicality on May 09, 2012, 12:14:49 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 08, 2012, 09:29:17 PM

It looks like you are in a church?

It's a chapel turned performance/gathering hall. My school was founded by Quakers but is now secular which is why we have a "chapel" on campus. Why take down a great acoustic hall with an awesome set of pipes?? :D
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