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Bruno the Prophet.
« on: October 21, 2021, 07:45:43 PM »
Those of you who've known me on this forum for some time, may be aware that I've never liked nor cared for the music of Abba...in fact I've said if hell does exist, it's run by Nuns and Kats, and the music of Abba is played loud, and on a constant loop in the very bastions of hell!

Well looks like I may have been correct.

This is William Tapley, aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse aka the Co-Prophet of the End O'Times (He once landed on Anderson Cooper's 360 RidicuList, so he's really famous....video is below)

  According to the 3rd Eagle Guy, Abba's song "Don't shut me down" prophesies the return of Jesus, and end time prophecies....apparently Abba was inspired by the Holy Spirit itself/herself....so pour yourself a stiff one, sit back, and be shocked into the realization that I, Papasito Bruno, aka the First Gorilla of the Apocalypse, aka the Co-Prophet of the Party Room, am also a prophet!! 8)


Link to his website: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com

RidicuList Video...this is funny and worth watching, lots of phallic symbols. Oh, and if you've used a condom you go to hell.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2021, 03:42:43 AM by Papasito Bruno »
...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing. John Steinbeck

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Re: Bruno the Prophet.
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2021, 08:45:51 PM »
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Bruno the Prophet.
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2021, 11:48:04 PM »
Dammit Bruno, I watched those vids and now I need some antacid medicine.

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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2021, 06:03:32 AM »
Those of you who've known me on this forum for some time, may be aware that I've never liked nor cared for the music of Abba...in fact I've said if hell does exist, it's run by Nuns and Kats, and the music of Abba is played loud, and on a constant loop in the very bastions of hell!

Well looks like I may have been correct.

This is William Tapley, aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse aka the Co-Prophet of the End O'Times (He once landed on Anderson Cooper's 360 RidicuList, so he's really famous....video is below)

  According to the 3rd Eagle Guy, Abba's song "Don't shut me down" prophesies the return of Jesus, and end time prophecies....apparently Abba was inspired by the Holy Spirit itself/herself....so pour yourself a stiff one, sit back, and be shocked into the realization that I, Papasito Bruno, aka the First Gorilla of the Apocalypse, aka the Co-Prophet of the Party Room, am also a prophet!! 8)


Link to his website: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com

RidicuList Video...this is funny and worth watching, lots of phallic symbols. Oh, and if you've used a condom you go to hell.



PB, you need to relax with some nice music...

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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM »
Dammit Bruno, I watched those vids and now I need some antacid medicine.

I apologize sir, and I admit they're not easy to watch, as the level of incomprehensibility is set fairly low even for American religious standards.  :P

Those of you who've known me on this forum for some time, may be aware that I've never liked nor cared for the music of Abba...in fact I've said if hell does exist, it's run by Nuns and Kats, and the music of Abba is played loud, and on a constant loop in the very bastions of hell!

Well looks like I may have been correct.

This is William Tapley, aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse aka the Co-Prophet of the End O'Times (He once landed on Anderson Cooper's 360 RidicuList, so he's really famous....video is below)

  According to the 3rd Eagle Guy, Abba's song "Don't shut me down" prophesies the return of Jesus, and end time prophecies....apparently Abba was inspired by the Holy Spirit itself/herself....so pour yourself a stiff one, sit back, and be shocked into the realization that I, Papasito Bruno, aka the First Gorilla of the Apocalypse, aka the Co-Prophet of the Party Room, am also a prophet!! 8)


Link to his website: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com

RidicuList Video...this is funny and worth watching, lots of phallic symbols. Oh, and if you've used a condom you go to hell.

PB, you need to relax with some nice music...

Mags, your reply only proves my prophetic abilities, as I knew you would do this....I am, the 1st Gorilla of the Apocalypse!!

My Holy Spirit is a Banana!
« Last Edit: October 22, 2021, 03:15:03 PM by Papasito Bruno »
...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing. John Steinbeck

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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2021, 02:31:16 PM »
Mags, your reply only proves my prophetic abilities, as I knew you would do this....I am, the the 1st Gorilla of the Apocalypse!!

My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Alrighty then,
Bless His Holy Longanimous Banana.

“I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe.” ~Recusant

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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2021, 03:16:33 PM »
Mags, your reply only proves my prophetic abilities, as I knew you would do this....I am, the the 1st Gorilla of the Apocalypse!!

My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Alrighty then,
Bless His Holy Longanimous Banana.


I like that, His Holy Longanimous Banana...very Prophallic!! 8)
...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing. John Steinbeck

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Re: Bruno the Prophet.
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2021, 11:15:03 PM »
Mags, your reply only proves my prophetic abilities, as I knew you would do this....I am, the the 1st Gorilla of the Apocalypse!!

My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Alrighty then,
Bless His Holy Longanimous Banana.


I like that, His Holy Longanimous Banana...very Prophallic!! 8)


“I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe.” ~Recusant

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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2021, 02:52:03 AM »
Anyways...

I found this:
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For your reference, below are two examples of longanimity used in a sentence: Only by showing an extreme amount of longanimity could that dog have possibly survived five years of torture from the household cat.
Oct 5, 2011

Those poor, poor, poor, beautiful creatures of the darkness can't catch a break!
Anywhere.

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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2021, 11:23:52 PM »
I like ABBA.



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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2021, 12:19:08 AM »
My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Shouldn't that be a banana daiquirí?

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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2021, 05:31:42 PM »
I like ABBA.



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Well, we can still be friends I guess,...butt it's gonna be hard :'(


My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Shouldn't that be a banana daiquirí?



I love the Far Side ;D, however...I don't drink anymore, so I'll have to stick to regular old bananas!

Praise Chiquita!!

Can believe I just posted a song by ABBA :-[
...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing. John Steinbeck

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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2021, 06:23:48 AM »

“I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe.” ~Recusant

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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2021, 12:27:33 PM »
My Holy Spirit is a Banana!



Ray Comfort is my muse, bless him and praise the Goddess Chiquita!!

...inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing. John Steinbeck