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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Papasito Bruno on October 21, 2021, 07:45:43 PM

Title: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 21, 2021, 07:45:43 PM
Those of you who've known me on this forum for some time, may be aware that I've never liked nor cared for the music of Abba...in fact I've said if hell does exist, it's run by Nuns and Kats, and the music of Abba is played loud, and on a constant loop in the very bastions of hell!

Well looks like I may have been correct.

This is William Tapley, aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse aka the Co-Prophet of the End O'Times (He once landed on Anderson Cooper's 360 RidicuList, so he's really famous....video is below)

  According to the 3rd Eagle Guy, Abba's song "Don't shut me down" prophesies the return of Jesus, and end time prophecies....apparently Abba was inspired by the Holy Spirit itself/herself....so pour yourself a stiff one, sit back, and be shocked into the realization that I, Papasito Bruno, aka the First Gorilla of the Apocalypse, aka the Co-Prophet of the Party Room, am also a prophet!! 8)



Link to his website: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com)

RidicuList Video...this is funny and worth watching, lots of phallic symbols. Oh, and if you've used a condom you go to hell.
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Tank on October 21, 2021, 08:45:51 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Icarus on October 21, 2021, 11:48:04 PM
Dammit Bruno, I watched those vids and now I need some antacid medicine.
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Magdalena on October 22, 2021, 06:03:32 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 21, 2021, 07:45:43 PM
Those of you who've known me on this forum for some time, may be aware that I've never liked nor cared for the music of Abba...in fact I've said if hell does exist, it's run by Nuns and Kats, and the music of Abba is played loud, and on a constant loop in the very bastions of hell!

Well looks like I may have been correct.

This is William Tapley, aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse aka the Co-Prophet of the End O'Times (He once landed on Anderson Cooper's 360 RidicuList, so he's really famous....video is below)

  According to the 3rd Eagle Guy, Abba's song "Don't shut me down" prophesies the return of Jesus, and end time prophecies....apparently Abba was inspired by the Holy Spirit itself/herself....so pour yourself a stiff one, sit back, and be shocked into the realization that I, Papasito Bruno, aka the First Gorilla of the Apocalypse, aka the Co-Prophet of the Party Room, am also a prophet!! 8)



Link to his website: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com)

RidicuList Video...this is funny and worth watching, lots of phallic symbols. Oh, and if you've used a condom you go to hell.


(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdcttnj0W1rrdvx9o1_400.gif)

PB, you need to relax with some nice music...
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
Quote from: Icarus on October 21, 2021, 11:48:04 PM
Dammit Bruno, I watched those vids and now I need some antacid medicine.

I apologize sir, and I admit they're not easy to watch, as the level of incomprehensibility is set fairly low even for American religious standards.  :P

Quote from: Magdalena on October 22, 2021, 06:03:32 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 21, 2021, 07:45:43 PM
Those of you who've known me on this forum for some time, may be aware that I've never liked nor cared for the music of Abba...in fact I've said if hell does exist, it's run by Nuns and Kats, and the music of Abba is played loud, and on a constant loop in the very bastions of hell!

Well looks like I may have been correct.

This is William Tapley, aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse aka the Co-Prophet of the End O'Times (He once landed on Anderson Cooper's 360 RidicuList, so he's really famous....video is below)

  According to the 3rd Eagle Guy, Abba's song "Don't shut me down" prophesies the return of Jesus, and end time prophecies....apparently Abba was inspired by the Holy Spirit itself/herself....so pour yourself a stiff one, sit back, and be shocked into the realization that I, Papasito Bruno, aka the First Gorilla of the Apocalypse, aka the Co-Prophet of the Party Room, am also a prophet!! 8)


Link to his website: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5DNjB1d0tZV0dtb0VnMFdOY3E4UjgtQUJYd3xBQ3Jtc0tuT0tPM0drSHF2M1VJMFcxS1o5bTM3bmEyTnU1Y3RuWmRSYmtQVXJSWngyYUZtZlU4T3hlUE9yaE1wTUFja3k1LU1ESjZkM1dtMWY5UXVlbVl5aXB6NjQ4SG9ya25Ka3JndF9nVVh0RUFFcWJPM01HWQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thirdeaglemedia.com)

RidicuList Video...this is funny and worth watching, lots of phallic symbols. Oh, and if you've used a condom you go to hell.

PB, you need to relax with some nice music...


Mags, your reply only proves my prophetic abilities, as I knew you would do this....I am, the 1st Gorilla of the Apocalypse!!

My Holy Spirit is a Banana!
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Magdalena on October 22, 2021, 02:31:16 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
Mags, your reply only proves my prophetic abilities, as I knew you would do this....I am, the the 1st Gorilla of the Apocalypse!!

My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Alrighty then,
Bless His Holy Longanimous Banana.
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 22, 2021, 02:31:16 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
Mags, your reply only proves my prophetic abilities, as I knew you would do this....I am, the the 1st Gorilla of the Apocalypse!!

My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Alrighty then,
Bless His Holy Longanimous Banana.


I like that, His Holy Longanimous Banana...very Prophallic!! 8)
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Magdalena on October 22, 2021, 11:15:03 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 03:16:33 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 22, 2021, 02:31:16 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
Mags, your reply only proves my prophetic abilities, as I knew you would do this....I am, the the 1st Gorilla of the Apocalypse!!

My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Alrighty then,
Bless His Holy Longanimous Banana.


I like that, His Holy Longanimous Banana...very Prophallic!! 8)

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o752ieFgye1aBmDAc/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952aff6bc6c775e3709147d236e2071f0eeccfd32fa&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Magdalena on October 23, 2021, 02:52:03 AM
Anyways...

I found this:
QuoteFor your reference, below are two examples of longanimity used in a sentence: Only by showing an extreme amount of longanimity could that dog have possibly survived five years of torture from the household cat.
Oct 5, 2011
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rolling_eyes_neil_degrasse_tyson.gif)
Those poor, poor, poor, beautiful creatures of the darkness can't catch a break!
Anywhere.
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 02, 2021, 11:23:52 PM
I like ABBA.



(Hides from the wrath of Bruno)
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Bluenose on November 03, 2021, 12:19:08 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Shouldn't that be a banana daiquirí?

(https://mypuppies.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/q2-35.jpg)
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Papasito Bruno on November 03, 2021, 05:31:42 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 02, 2021, 11:23:52 PM
I like ABBA.



(Hides from the wrath of Bruno)

Well, we can still be friends I guess,...butt it's gonna be hard :'(


Quote from: Bluenose on November 03, 2021, 12:19:08 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

Shouldn't that be a banana daiquirí?

(https://mypuppies.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/q2-35.jpg)

I love the Far Side ;D, however...I don't drink anymore, so I'll have to stick to regular old bananas!

Praise Chiquita!!


Can believe I just posted a song by ABBA :-[
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Magdalena on November 04, 2021, 06:23:48 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/b63904ecc08c2a3ccb5421c0e80dd864/tumblr_nsh3jpBLYM1terwlso1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Bruno the Prophet.
Post by: Papasito Bruno on November 05, 2021, 12:27:33 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 04, 2021, 06:23:48 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2021, 12:59:06 PM
My Holy Spirit is a Banana!

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/b63904ecc08c2a3ccb5421c0e80dd864/tumblr_nsh3jpBLYM1terwlso1_500.gif)

Ray Comfort is my muse, bless him and praise the Goddess Chiquita!!

(https://i.imgur.com/g05yhCk.gif)