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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Whitney on August 19, 2006, 08:45:55 AM

Title: Satan may not be such a bad guy
Post by: Whitney on August 19, 2006, 08:45:55 AM
Most of the members won't believe in Satan anyway, but I thought this article was interesting.

What the Devil? Prince of Darkness Is Misunderstood, Says UCLA Professor (http://www.physorg.com/news75128924.html)

I found it through a question on yahoo answers Satan: Evil or just misunderstood? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20060818231432AAYBJkz&r=w&pa=FZptHWf.BGRX3OFMhDFcVnkDCrtiqIz5bWq9qtboSCu3aKCkvA--#NbUvWju6WDYzvseKOp5v)  

I've heard many atheists comment on Satan not doing any evil in the Bible, so thought some of you may also find the article interesting.
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Post by: Fourth Iteration on August 19, 2006, 09:25:31 AM
Neat. It pulls an interesting point of view on the whole affair. It's an exciting way to portray the story and even makes a lot of sense. It would never be accepted by the masses though. Change frightens... :shocked:
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Post by: Big Mac on August 19, 2006, 01:08:32 PM
I haven't read the article but if you really look at it. In the old testament, he is used by God to tempt men into rejected or cursing him. A sort of Devil's Devil's Advocate trying to argue a case with men. I don't really see him as evil, maybe a little malicious but nothing too terrible. Then BAM! in the NT he is the ultimate evil (the first absolute of Christianity, the second being the ultimate Good, Jebus the Chris, and we all know Sith deal in absolutes). Hence I don't really put much stock in Hell and such.
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Post by: Fourth Iteration on August 19, 2006, 06:30:10 PM
Al Pacino is probably my favorite Devil. Did I miss a very important story or was Lucifer thrust to the abyss of Hell overnight? It seems like some vital back story was lost when the authors juggled the text from one to another.
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Post by: fundie on August 19, 2006, 06:42:53 PM
satan may not be such a bad guy.....

have you seen your brother lying dead in a coffin, lying impossibly still?
have you seen the wanton violence perpetrated by so called 'free-agents' who forsee no answering to God?

A direct spin-off from the first murder: CAIN and ABEL.

have you seen the person coming to get you?  He who knows nothing about divine retribution, because HE  is the be all and end all?
 
You are just the weak victim.  Survival of the fittest.  

You brought it upon yourself.

Mock me now, all you will, for all you're worth.  Come back to me in 5 years time.


...satan is not such a bad guy...
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Post by: MommaSquid on August 19, 2006, 07:54:24 PM
(stepping over fundie/onlyme's slime trail)   :roll:



Interesting article.  A kinder, gentler Satan?  Does this mean there's air conditioning in hell now?  Fewer pitchforks?  More booze?  

 :cheers:


Hurray!  See you in hell.
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Post by: fundie on August 19, 2006, 08:16:03 PM
You won't see me in hell, mommasquid.

At least, I hope not!
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Post by: Big Mac on August 20, 2006, 04:49:07 AM
Onlyme, you are such a lying, robbing, cheating, and generally annoyingly pompous dickhead who needs to have shot himself in the head. Your god, if he even exists (I highly doubt it) would cast you into hell just as quickly as any of us. How many people have we mugged, again?

Go fuck yourself, you little presumptious dick.
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Post by: Squid on August 20, 2006, 05:50:20 AM
How long before we hear the words "Devil Darwin" uttered again?
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Post by: Big Mac on August 20, 2006, 05:56:09 AM
Who is stronger, Judas or Peter.....you decide on News At 9!
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Post by: fundie on August 20, 2006, 11:18:39 AM
will somebody please explain what is going on here?

who is / was Only Me, and why did he come in for such scathing criticism?
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Post by: Big Mac on August 20, 2006, 02:34:10 PM
Oh you are so full of shit, you claim you have been reading this forum for weeks yet you can't see a member like onlyme who responded to everything just like you? Onlyme, you are the worst online actor on something that is nearly impossible to fuck up.
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Post by: fundie on August 20, 2006, 02:40:00 PM
Quote from: "Big Mac"Oh you are so full of shit, you claim you have been reading this forum for weeks yet you can't see a member like onlyme who responded to everything just like you? Onlyme, you are the worst online actor on something that is nearly impossible to fuck up.

Big Mac:  I'm sure I've no idea what you are talking about.

You DO  seem to be something of a 'loose cannon' though, in my view.
Title: Mmmmm... Karma Corn!
Post by: joeactor on August 20, 2006, 03:19:19 PM
Quote from: "fundie"
Quote from: "Big Mac"Oh you are so full of shit, you claim you have been reading this forum for weeks yet you can't see a member like onlyme who responded to everything just like you? Onlyme, you are the worst online actor on something that is nearly impossible to fuck up.

Big Mac:  I'm sure I've no idea what you are talking about.

You DO  seem to be something of a 'loose cannon' though, in my view.

I for one am willing to give Fundie the benefit of the doubt.  If he says he's not "onlyme", then so be it.

If he's lying (and he believes in an afterlife), he'll reap what he sows later (ie. hellfire, brimstone, etc).

If he's lying (and he doesn't believe in an afterlife), he'll reap what he sows now (ie. disdain, misery, etc).

If he's telling the truth, more power to him!

A mind so open, my brains sometimes fall out,
  JoeActor
Title: Re: Mmmmm... Karma Corn!
Post by: McQ on August 20, 2006, 03:27:22 PM
Quote from: "joeactor"
Quote from: "fundie"
Quote from: "Big Mac"Oh you are so full of shit, you claim you have been reading this forum for weeks yet you can't see a member like onlyme who responded to everything just like you? Onlyme, you are the worst online actor on something that is nearly impossible to fuck up.

Big Mac:  I'm sure I've no idea what you are talking about.

You DO  seem to be something of a 'loose cannon' though, in my view.

I for one am willing to give Fundie the benefit of the doubt.  If he says he's not "onlyme", then so be it.

If he's lying (and he believes in an afterlife), he'll reap what he sows later (ie. hellfire, brimstone, etc).

If he's lying (and he doesn't believe in an afterlife), he'll reap what he sows now (ie. disdain, misery, etc).

If he's telling the truth, more power to him!

A mind so open, my brains sometimes fall out,
  JoeActor

Unless I'm mistaken, he's never actually said that he's not onlyme.
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Post by: Big Mac on August 20, 2006, 03:52:08 PM
Quote from: "fundie"
Quote from: "Big Mac"Oh you are so full of shit, you claim you have been reading this forum for weeks yet you can't see a member like onlyme who responded to everything just like you? Onlyme, you are the worst online actor on something that is nearly impossible to fuck up.

Big Mac:  I'm sure I've no idea what you are talking about.

You DO  seem to be something of a 'loose cannon' though, in my view.

Onlyme, stop being so "subtle" here and just admit what you are doing. The reason, laet, his IP is different is that he is using a relative/friend's computer to do this or possibly even a library computer. It's obvious it's you onlyme. Call me a cynic but....

1.) You both quote incorrectly instead of using the quote button.

2.) You browsed the forum for weeks and then play dumb about a member who posted excessively.

3.) You both say things about hell and such and that we should accept Jesus.

4.) You both are from England, not a big deal normally but combining the other items, it does aid in the question.

5.) You also called me a loose cannon. Only person who's that gay is onlyme.
Title: Re: Mmmmm... Karma Corn!
Post by: Big Mac on August 20, 2006, 03:54:16 PM
Quote from: "joeactor"
Quote from: "fundie"
Quote from: "Big Mac"Oh you are so full of shit, you claim you have been reading this forum for weeks yet you can't see a member like onlyme who responded to everything just like you? Onlyme, you are the worst online actor on something that is nearly impossible to fuck up.

Big Mac:  I'm sure I've no idea what you are talking about.

You DO  seem to be something of a 'loose cannon' though, in my view.

I for one am willing to give Fundie the benefit of the doubt.  If he says he's not "onlyme", then so be it.

If he's lying (and he believes in an afterlife), he'll reap what he sows later (ie. hellfire, brimstone, etc).

If he's lying (and he doesn't believe in an afterlife), he'll reap what he sows now (ie. disdain, misery, etc).

If he's telling the truth, more power to him!

A mind so open, my brains sometimes fall out,
  JoeActor

I'm not going to give him that benefit, the evidence is too overwhelmingly in favor of saying that either it's onlyme or someone close to him.
Title: Re: Mmmmm... Karma Corn!
Post by: McQ on August 20, 2006, 05:27:22 PM
Quote from: "Big Mac"
Quote from: "joeactor"
Quote from: "fundie"
Quote from: "Big Mac"Oh you are so full of shit, you claim you have been reading this forum for weeks yet you can't see a member like onlyme who responded to everything just like you? Onlyme, you are the worst online actor on something that is nearly impossible to fuck up.

Big Mac:  I'm sure I've no idea what you are talking about.

You DO  seem to be something of a 'loose cannon' though, in my view.

I for one am willing to give Fundie the benefit of the doubt.  If he says he's not "onlyme", then so be it.

If he's lying (and he believes in an afterlife), he'll reap what he sows later (ie. hellfire, brimstone, etc).

If he's lying (and he doesn't believe in an afterlife), he'll reap what he sows now (ie. disdain, misery, etc).

If he's telling the truth, more power to him!

A mind so open, my brains sometimes fall out,
  JoeActor

I'm not going to give him that benefit, the evidence is too overwhelmingly in favor of saying that either it's onlyme or someone close to him.

Agreed. Fact is, he's not really even trying to hide it, really. That "loose cannon" bit was on purpose, obviously.
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Post by: MommaSquid on August 20, 2006, 08:26:22 PM
Partial quote (from myself) from another thread:
 
I plan to ignore fundie/onlyme.  If you guys want to talk to him, that's fine, but the evidence convinces me that he hasn't changed, so I’m just going to work around him.  

We’ve already wasted too much time and energy on this guy.
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Post by: Big Mac on August 21, 2006, 01:38:43 AM
True, but he's a good mental workout. A sort of "It's a Wonderful Life" kind of thing that reminds us what would have happened if we hadn't become atheists.......woe to those who are static and do not let their minds wander along a not so beaten path.....to lands that bore naught a return....
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Post by: fundie on August 25, 2006, 10:49:24 PM
A good mental workout, eh?  A little light entertainment and relief.   A musical interlude in the monotony of your everyday lives.

Well, I'm quite happy to provide that service.  It works both ways, though, you know.....
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Post by: Whitney on August 25, 2006, 11:15:29 PM
A "musical interlude" if you consider nails on a chalk board musical.
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Post by: Court on August 26, 2006, 01:22:02 AM
Quote from: "Big Mac"5.) You also called me a loose cannon. Only person who's that gay is onlyme.

lol, Agreed. Not only that, but he's used that phrase on you before, I believe.
Onlyme, give it up. You know, omitting the truth here is just as bad as lying, and we all know what your god does to liars.
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Post by: fundie on August 26, 2006, 01:32:29 AM
Quote from: "Court"
Quote from: "Big Mac"5.) You also called me a loose cannon. Only person who's that gay is onlyme.

lol, Agreed. Not only that, but he's used that phrase on you before, I believe.
Onlyme, give it up. You know, omitting the truth here is just as bad as lying, and we all know what your god does to liars.

I never said I WASN'T onlyme

Ok, since you insist, I AM onlyme

I been reading your posts (or lack of them) and found you lot a boring lot, in need of a bit of a pick-me-up (target, scapegoat).....what was that about racing car drivers a couple of weeks back?.....

OK, here I am again, i prefer to be called onlyme, though my username is fundie.  I am certainly expecting a great deal of backlash (especially from bigmac)

Bring it on, buddy, I've eaten bigger chips than you!

MMMMmmm,   interesting.
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Post by: Whitney on August 26, 2006, 02:00:13 AM
Should I consider that post an admittance that you are onlyme?

edit:  I decided the answer to my question is yes.  What made you think it was okay to create a new account and pretend to be someone else?  Enjoy your new title?