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General => Pseudo-science, Conspiracy Theories, and Other Loads of Bull => Topic started by: MarcusA on June 18, 2023, 09:21:08 PM

Title: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: MarcusA on June 18, 2023, 09:21:08 PM
And all sorts of dune buggies.
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: No one on June 18, 2023, 09:28:32 PM
It was fear that created all the gods.
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: Old Seer on June 24, 2023, 02:06:11 PM
Heaven: a place in one's psyche containing what one values and esteems called stars. A new car, mother, father, wife, money, pets, motorcycle, friends. movie "stars", a rock star, body.
IE. As a car slowly turns into a rust bucket it looses it's brightness-- time for a brighter star.
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: MarcusA on June 26, 2023, 08:38:15 AM
Heaven doesn't allow pets. It only allows human beings to enter because animals don't have souls. Therefore, you shouldn't blame me - it's theology that is to blame.
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: Asmodean on June 26, 2023, 10:01:19 AM
It would be far more impressive if God created the heavens, from which then arose the Sun, from the accretion disk or dust cloud or whatever was there of which arose the Earth. Just sayin'. There must be some bronze age way of putting them thoughts into scripture.
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: Old Seer on June 27, 2023, 02:13:45 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on June 26, 2023, 10:01:19 AMIt would be far more impressive if God created the heavens, from which then arose the Sun, from the accretion disk or dust cloud or whatever was there of which arose the Earth. Just sayin'. There must be some bronze age way of putting them thoughts into scripture.
There now exists two distinctly opposing interpretations of biblical creation, Material and the other psychological under which material things are metaphors for spiritual things. It's a choice now of which one wants to use. The later will require some learning.  ;) 
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: Asmodean on June 27, 2023, 02:42:02 PM
All I'm saying is that it would have been far easier to make the book fit reality if the book presented an even halfway adequate model of it.

In that book, "spirits" would have been something people use to get drunk. :smilenod:
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: No one on June 27, 2023, 05:33:40 PM
The god of the bible is an inefficient, bumbling, inept bozo.
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: Asmodean on June 28, 2023, 07:54:10 AM
Quote from: No one on June 27, 2023, 05:33:40 PMThe god of the bible is an inefficient, bumbling, inept bozo.
Methinks it's all that spirituality, if you know what I mean. :smilenod:
Title: Re: God created the heavens and the earth
Post by: MarcusA on June 30, 2023, 04:14:21 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on June 28, 2023, 07:54:10 AM
Quote from: No one on June 27, 2023, 05:33:40 PMThe god of the bible is an inefficient, bumbling, inept bozo.
Methinks it's all that spirituality, if you know what I mean. :smilenod:

Then, God is detached from the real world for a reason.