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Title: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Conflicted Alien on August 20, 2021, 07:58:51 PM
I look at this planet and wonder... How have they lasted this long?

I'd like to help the people on this planet, but they are too well practiced at the art of creating new problems.

When I say "They", I mean those humans who have convinced the rest that they (The 1% who tend to rule by way of violence and scarcity) are the ones in power.
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: No one on August 20, 2021, 09:08:36 PM
Humans suck. The whole lot of them.
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien,  :computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Recusant on August 21, 2021, 07:37:05 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 20, 2021, 07:58:51 PM
I look at this planet and wonder... How have they lasted this long?

I'd like to help the people on this planet, but they are too well practiced at the art of creating new problems.

When I say "They", I mean those humans who have convinced the rest that they (The 1% who tend to rule by way of violence and scarcity) are the ones in power.

Hello and welcome to HAF, Conflicted Alien. New problems are cool, but the real money is in repackaging old ones.  :devil2:

If oligarchy is an illusion, it's been rather good at maintaining itself for the last few thousand years.

I hope you enjoy your time reading and posting here.

:spagwelcome:
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2021, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.

So you're looking at us from the inside?
I don't remember consenting to this, did I click on something I shouldn't have?
Do you aid digestion or improve joint function or anything useful?
I suppose I can spare you some nutrients if there's something in it for me.
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: billy rubin on August 21, 2021, 02:45:01 PM
sup, conflicted
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 21, 2021, 02:49:42 PM
Greetings!
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Bluenose on August 22, 2021, 01:37:16 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien,  :computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

I rather suspect Thranx

Oh, and Confilcted: greetings and salutations from The Land Downunder
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Magdalena on August 22, 2021, 01:51:49 AM
Quote from: Bluenose on August 22, 2021, 01:37:16 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien,  :computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

I rather suspect Thranx

Oh, and Confilcted: greetings and salutations from The Land Downunder
(https://c.tenor.com/5vCFypXT9hwAAAAC/of-course-anchorman.gif)
They are a sapient insectoid race indigenous to Hivehom within the Hivehom System.
--Everyone knows that.
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 09:56:00 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien,  :computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

Thanks Magdelena ;-> Definitely Pleiadean.
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2021, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.

So you're looking at us from the inside?
I don't remember consenting to this, did I click on something I shouldn't have?
Do you aid digestion or improve joint function or anything useful?
I suppose I can spare you some nutrients if there's something in it for me.

No consent required. You are being watched - but not by some goofy white haired/bearded man in the sky. Man tends to create a creator in his own image. Just a bit short sighted, wouldn't you say? 😂
Try Aloe Vera, an excellent natural medicinal plant that works wonders both inside and out.
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: billy rubin on August 22, 2021, 10:12:05 PM
ive got a huge mess of that growing out of an old boot in the bathroom window. been harvesting that one plant for maybe ten or twenty years now.

great for motorcycle road rash

but i have never eaten the stuff
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 10:43:39 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on August 22, 2021, 10:12:05 PM
ive got a huge mess of that growing out of an old boot in the bathroom window. been harvesting that one plant for maybe ten or twenty years now.

great for motorcycle road rash

but i have never eaten the stuff

Check out any Whole Foods. They sell it as a remedy for indigestion.
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: billy rubin on August 22, 2021, 10:51:30 PM
lol

the nearest whole foods to me is 130 miles

but i have seen it for sale occasionally around here. but its so easy to grow ive never bought any
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Magdalena on August 23, 2021, 01:52:46 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2021, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.

So you're looking at us from the inside?
I don't remember consenting to this, did I click on something I shouldn't have?
Do you aid digestion or improve joint function or anything useful?
I suppose I can spare you some nutrients if there's something in it for me.

No consent required. You are being watched - but not by some goofy white haired/bearded man in the sky. Man tends to create a creator in his own image. Just a bit short sighted, wouldn't you say? 😂
Try Aloe Vera, an excellent natural medicinal plant that works wonders both inside and out.

QuoteNo consent required.
That's the same thing that Gabriel said to Mary and Joseph.  :reading:
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Magdalena on August 23, 2021, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 09:56:00 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 21, 2021, 01:16:59 AM
Hi,  Conflicted Alien,  :computerwave:
Welcome to the forum.

So, which one would you identify with?
"Reptilians, Reptiloids"
"Grays"
"Little Green Men"
"Pleiadeans, Martian, Venusians"
Or the "Tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system"

:abduct:

Thanks Magdelena ;-> Definitely Pleiadean.

Hmm.  :chin:

QuoteIn ufology, Nordic aliens are humanoid extraterrestrials purported to come from the Pleiades who resemble Nordic-Scandinavians.[1] Professed contactees describe them as being six to seven feet tall (about two meters) with long blonde hair, blue eyes,[2] and fair skin.[3][2][4]

Is this accurate?  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: Brian Ó Seanacháin on August 29, 2021, 06:37:43 PM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 22, 2021, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2021, 10:12:19 AM
Quote from: Conflicted Alien on August 21, 2021, 12:34:59 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 20, 2021, 08:49:32 PM
Hi.

Why are you conflicted?

Welcome aboard,
Chris

Thanks for the welcome.
I'm using hyperbole around my display name - pretending I'm an alien who is looking at humans from the outside.

So you're looking at us from the inside?
I don't remember consenting to this, did I click on something I shouldn't have?
Do you aid digestion or improve joint function or anything useful?
I suppose I can spare you some nutrients if there's something in it for me.

No consent required. You are being watched - but not by some goofy white haired/bearded man in the sky. Man tends to create a creator in his own image. Just a bit short sighted, wouldn't you say? 😂
Try Aloe Vera, an excellent natural medicinal plant that works wonders both inside and out.

A belated welcome to the fora.  Forgive my tardiness but I was on holidays and afk.

You saying Aloe Vera is god?
Title: Re: Hi - I am a Conflicted Alien
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 30, 2021, 04:32:56 PM
:wave hi: Welcome to the forum, Conflicted Alien!