Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread

[billy rubin]

Weren't you classmates with Barney Rubble?

no but i used to help castrate the calves and pigs when i was a kid. there were always nuts in the freezer.

along with the bullfrogs id shoot

[Dark Lightning]

what would be the difference to them between fish eggs and chicken eggs, for example?

i brought hard boiled quail eggs to a company potluck once. beautiful tiny things, just like chicken eggs. except maybe the size of a nickel. or a shilling.

nobody would touch them, although they all were intensely curious. then they went and ate the escargot that i also brought, without a qualm

It's all liquid and running on their hands, in the case of the milt.

[billy rubin]

i used to sell honey at a farmers market. the cheese guy always had super expensive sturgeon caviar.

it didnt seem interesting to me, as food. but whst do i know?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Persian-Osetra-Farmed-Raised-Caviar-Persicus-Caviar-35-2-oz/661539106?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=15120&&adid=22222222228153981338&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=478661984328&wl4=pla-437532145893&wl5=9024759&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=125211182&wl11=online&wl12=661539106&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhdTCl7Xg8gIVeG1vBB1CZATAEAQYCyABEgJwy_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

[Magdalena]

Weren't you classmates with Barney Rubble?

no but i used to help castrate the calves and pigs when i was a kid. there were always nuts in the freezer.

along with the bullfrogs id shoot

Ha! You had, "stone cold nuts."

[billy rubin]

i had to look that up

[billy rubin]

here i am getting my genius daughter to dye my beard blue and i'm trying to explain the various definitions of species to her in biological systematics:, morphological, simpson's ancestral/descendant, mayer's biological species based on reproductive compatibility, and so on.

and she doesn't care:

why are people wasting their time on things trhat don't matter?

as an ex paleontologist this irks me but i love her so i tolerate her heresy

[Magdalena]

Papasito Bruno
(Deranged Psychopathic Twinkle Toes.)


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Besides, my Papi Chulo loves to be called papasito.   Mags

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[Bebé Bruno]

Papasito Bruno
(Deranged Psychopathic Twinkle Toes.)


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Besides, my Papi Chulo loves to be called papasito.   Mags

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[Magdalena]

Papasito Bruno
(Deranged Psychopathic Twinkle Toes.)


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Besides, my Papi Chulo loves to be called papasito.   Mags

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[Bebé Bruno]

Poor wittle ducky...

Kats are so vile.

[Magdalena]

Poor wittle ducky...

Kats are so vile.

[Bebé Bruno]

Poor wittle ducky...

Kats are so vile.

[Davin]

[Bebé Bruno]

We need a Kat's are Evil Thread.

[Magdalena]