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Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread

Started by jumbojak, October 27, 2012, 09:21:31 PM

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Velma

Monday, I went to work. I left work with a fever after about four and a half hours. Stayed home today. Don't feel that awful, but I think another day at home is probably for the best.
Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of the astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy.~Carl Sagan

Buddy

Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 23, 2016, 05:14:17 PM
Fucking horses.
Do I detect the introduction to an amusing story here, or is it more of a general rant?


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Crow

Retired member.

Buddy

Damn horses broke through the fence and managed to travel three miles into town. Got a call from the local police and humane society to please remove said horses from the McDonald's parking lot. When we got there there was a large crowd of people all around them. Luckily none of the ponies are hurt but damn that was frustrating.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Harmonie

Geez, I thought I had a dirty mind. In no way did I think that could have been sexual until I saw the rest of y'all's posts! (Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor.)

Glad your horses are fine, Budhorse4.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

Buddy

Quote from: Harmonie on March 24, 2016, 12:43:01 PM
Geez, I thought I had a dirty mind. In no way did I think that could have been sexual until I saw the rest of y'all's posts! (Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor.)

Glad your horses are fine, Budhorse4.

If you think that's bad, you should try staying in the same house as Tank and G85. They're awful.  :P
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Crow

Quote from: Harmonie on March 24, 2016, 12:43:01 PM
Geez, I thought I had a dirty mind. In no way did I think that could have been sexual until I saw the rest of y'all's posts! (Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor.)

Glad your horses are fine, Budhorse4.

Fuck | fək | vulgar slang
verb [ with obj. ]

1 have sexual intercourse with (someone).
    • [ no obj. ] (of two people) have sexual intercourse.
2 ruin or damage (something).

noun
an act of sexual intercourse
• [ with adj. ] a sexual partner.
Retired member.

Harmonie

Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 24, 2016, 01:14:26 PM
Quote from: Harmonie on March 24, 2016, 12:43:01 PM
Geez, I thought I had a dirty mind. In no way did I think that could have been sexual until I saw the rest of y'all's posts! (Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor.)

Glad your horses are fine, Budhorse4.

If you think that's bad, you should try staying in the same house as Tank and G85. They're awful.  :P

I can imagine. o.o

Quote from: Crow on March 24, 2016, 01:38:21 PM
Quote from: Harmonie on March 24, 2016, 12:43:01 PM
Geez, I thought I had a dirty mind. In no way did I think that could have been sexual until I saw the rest of y'all's posts! (Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor.)

Glad your horses are fine, Budhorse4.

Fuck | fək | vulgar slang
verb [ with obj. ]

1 have sexual intercourse with (someone).
    • [ no obj. ] (of two people) have sexual intercourse.
2 ruin or damage (something).

noun
an act of sexual intercourse
• [ with adj. ] a sexual partner.

I know the definition of the word 'fuck'... It's just always been used as a slang term in my lifetime, and I do not associate it with that meaning unless it is obvious.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

Guardian85

Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 24, 2016, 01:14:26 PM
Quote from: Harmonie on March 24, 2016, 12:43:01 PM
Geez, I thought I had a dirty mind. In no way did I think that could have been sexual until I saw the rest of y'all's posts! (Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor.)

Glad your horses are fine, Budhorse4.

If you think that's bad, you should try staying in the same house as Tank and G85. They're awful.  :P
Thank you!  8)


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 24, 2016, 01:14:26 PM
Quote from: Harmonie on March 24, 2016, 12:43:01 PM
Geez, I thought I had a dirty mind. In no way did I think that could have been sexual until I saw the rest of y'all's posts! (Or maybe I just don't have a sense of humor.)

Glad your horses are fine, Budhorse4.

If you think that's bad, you should try staying in the same house as Tank and G85. They're awful.  :P
:grin:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

It's raining. :headshake: The weather forecasters have gotten it right this time.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey