Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#4830
June 19, 2023, 02:22:42 PM
Quote from: MarcusA on June 18, 2023, 09:58:04 PMWhy did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dinosaur.

He singularly failed to escape his heritage.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

MarcusA

#4831
June 22, 2023, 05:26:15 AM
Do the Inuit eat Eskimo Pies?
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Icarus

#4832
June 29, 2023, 12:11:15 AM

MarcusA

#4834
June 29, 2023, 08:43:09 AM
Laughter is
the first sign
of maturity.
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MarcusA

#4836
June 30, 2023, 04:17:13 AM
What goes black and white, black and white? A run-over Giant Panda.
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MarcusA

#4837
June 30, 2023, 05:47:44 AM
Jesus loves Himself.
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MarcusA

#4838
July 02, 2023, 09:04:53 AM
I am a joke.
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No one

#4839
July 02, 2023, 09:08:05 AM
Hey, looks aren't everything.

MarcusA

#4840
July 02, 2023, 11:14:44 AM
Quote from: No one on July 02, 2023, 09:08:05 AMHey, looks aren't everything.

Tell the potato.
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No one

#4841
July 02, 2023, 12:33:28 PM
I just did.

Icarus

#4842
July 03, 2023, 04:35:59 AM

No one

#4843
July 03, 2023, 08:03:50 AM
There's a Dentist who lives in my neighborhood who I've known, and have been seeing for years. Recently he was arrested as part of of a major drug bust. He was charged with selling illegal narcotics.

Which just goes to show you never know about folks, like who knew?

Like I said I've been going to him for years, and I had no idea he was a dentist.

Tank

#4844
July 03, 2023, 08:13:51 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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