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Getting To Know You => Laid Back Lounge => Topic started by: Papasito Bruno on March 13, 2018, 05:06:24 PM

Poll
Question: What do you like better? Sweet, intelligent, lovable dogs or evil, spawned by satan and birthed by nun kats?
Option 1: Dogs (Sunshine, happiness, intellegince)
Option 2: Kats (Evilness)
Title: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 13, 2018, 05:06:24 PM
Dogs are our best friends, they are lovable and kind companions. Smart enough to be used as service dogs for those in need of personal assistance, or trained by both the military and police forces to assist them in hunting down bad dudes.
They are also used by the DEA and Homeland Security to sniff out drugs and bombs, and assist rescue workers during earthquakes to find those unfortunate to trapped in rubble.
They are used in hospitals and assisted living homes to bring comfort to those in need of someone sweet to wag their tail at or simply lay there head on a lap.

Kats on the other hand are meh...and lack any sinceere or real compassion (They have no hearts) or exhibit even a low enough intelligence that even come close to somehow be utilized in any manner described above.

Oh they are good at killing rats and mice you say? Well traps work even better.

Don't forget these important facts about kats:

1) Hell is run and populated by nuns and kats. (It's a fact, look it up)
2) Kats cause allergies that can kill people.

Please vote. 8)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 13, 2018, 05:26:20 PM
Dogs.  :love:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Dave on March 13, 2018, 05:30:27 PM
Chalk and cheese, PB! Both have their good points. I can't vote one or the other.

As with people I like or dislike both as individual personalities based on thrir behaviour. I like my friend's extremely intelligent Yorkie but have very dark thoughts about the Rottweiller that tried to bite my arm off (and its owners).

Enjoy the company of another friend's three cats, but am tempted to kick the B&W monster two doors down who makes all friendly - then bites or claws you - into the nearby river.

Goodies and baddies on all sides.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 13, 2018, 06:39:38 PM
I still like cats and dogs.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 13, 2018, 07:37:48 PM
Cats.  :love:
:nyancat: crazy cats for me, only.

PB, I just want a pet, I don't want a long term relationship with an animal that has a political agenda.    :reading:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 13, 2018, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 13, 2018, 07:37:48 PM
...an animal that has a political agenda.

:puppysnicker:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 13, 2018, 07:49:06 PM
Honestly, I love both but it's easier to live with cats -- we keep the same hours.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 13, 2018, 07:50:01 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 13, 2018, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 13, 2018, 07:37:48 PM
...an animal that has a political agenda.

:puppysnicker:
:grin:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 13, 2018, 07:57:02 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 13, 2018, 07:50:01 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 13, 2018, 07:41:32 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 13, 2018, 07:37:48 PM
...an animal that has a political agenda.

:puppysnicker:
:grin:

(https://i.imgur.com/bamm4T9.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Arturo on March 13, 2018, 08:14:33 PM
Good thing I am here to even the score
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Icarus on March 13, 2018, 09:58:30 PM
I am a dog guy and have been since the iron age.  One time I had a kat or perhaps he had me. He was as cool as could be and he was fast friends with my two Irish Setters.  BC was his name...short for black cat. He appeared from nowhere one day and adopted us. He was a good companion for the whole family for about two years.  One day he disappeared and we never saw BC again. The whole family was sad because we really liked that damned cat.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Arturo on March 14, 2018, 01:03:38 AM
On a side note, I am to see my Dr. this Friday to check up and talk about maybe getting a companion puppy. My friend at the apartment has a couple Pitbulls he is wanting to give away. I only want one. I have not seen them but I can either get the hyperactive one, or the cool and relaxed one. I think I will opt for the cool and relaxed one this time around as the last time I chose a dog, it was the hyperactive one Coco that is alive and well with my Dad.

I will like to get my dog companion trained. Also this will be a good chance to see if my Doctor's have been paying attention to me at all in regards to companion training.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on March 14, 2018, 03:40:08 AM
I like cats, but they make me sneeze when I pet them.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Bluenose on March 14, 2018, 11:04:56 AM
I have know more than few good dogs over the years, but for me I like cats.  I've not met many I could not make friends with.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 14, 2018, 12:26:30 PM
Kats are winning 5 votes to 4. :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/pf1i8MU.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: jumbojak on March 14, 2018, 12:49:07 PM
Evened it up for you Bruno.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 14, 2018, 01:06:32 PM
Quote from: jumbojak on March 14, 2018, 12:49:07 PM
Evened it up for you Bruno.

Thanks JJ...I owe you one!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on March 14, 2018, 01:18:07 PM
Oy, Bruno, is it causing you much katzenjammer?
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 14, 2018, 02:20:09 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 14, 2018, 01:18:07 PM
Oy, Bruno, is it causing you much katzenjammer?

Yes Hermes, it's "muy katzenjammer"

If the kats win the poll my heart will break :'(
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Harmonie on March 14, 2018, 02:21:59 PM
Well, I don't like sunshine, but I most definitely prefer dogs. If I were to be blunt, I just really am not a fan of cats. When I was really young, I was. I even wanted to be one. But that was over 20 years ago. We don't need to acknowledge that. I just struggle to look at cats and really see them as 'cute', they're just kind of weird to me. It's not like I wish any harm upon them, but dogs are soooo much cuter. Plus cats have litter boxes and I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that grossness. My dog goes outside.

Plus, I'm fairly convinced that cats took my ex away from me. Pardon the joke, of course, she must have had other reasons to drop me out of her life (reasons that were never given), but I will say that there were cats in the end, and the cats were actually so special that even I (who sincerely posted the paragraph above) had to admit that they were cute. So...  :notsure:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 02:30:43 PM
Well this is exciting. It's tied, and then someone comes along and votes, then another votes and it's tied again... :watching:

(Like you Bruno, I'm rooting for dogs to win this one. 8) )
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 13, 2018, 05:06:24 PM
...

Kats on the other hand are meh...and lack any sinceere or real compassion (They have no hearts) or exhibit even a low enough intelligence that even come close to somehow be utilized in any manner described above.

Oh they are good at killing rats and mice you say? Well traps work even better.

Don't forget these important facts about kats:

1) Hell is run and populated by nuns and kats. (It's a fact, look it up)
2) Kats cause allergies that can kill people.

Please vote. 8)

I don't know but this statement could influence the way people vote.  :notsure:

If dogs win, it's only because people are afraid to go to a hell with nuns and cats.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/702919151082348544/hm_vc5gC_400x400.jpg)
Have fun in heaven with a god and a dog. (They're both needy and will constantly fight for your attention...forever...with you in the middle of it.)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Dave on March 14, 2018, 06:51:15 PM
This thread is about cats n dogs - I know a terrible joke about Datsun cogs . . .

And I mean terrible!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 14, 2018, 07:29:32 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 13, 2018, 05:06:24 PM
...

Kats on the other hand are meh...and lack any sinceere or real compassion (They have no hearts) or exhibit even a low enough intelligence that even come close to somehow be utilized in any manner described above.

Oh they are good at killing rats and mice you say? Well traps work even better.

Don't forget these important facts about kats:

1) Hell is run and populated by nuns and kats. (It's a fact, look it up)
2) Kats cause allergies that can kill people.

Please vote. 8)

I don't know but this statement could influence the way people vote.  :notsure:

If dogs win, it's only because people are afraid to go to a hell with nuns and cats.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/702919151082348544/hm_vc5gC_400x400.jpg)
Have fun in heaven with a god and a dog. (They're both needy and will constantly fight for your attention...forever...with you in the middle of it.)

Thank you Mags, and I will have fun in heaven with god/dog dog/god...they're interchangeable for a reason you know, whether backwards or forwards.

I can see me and Jesus in heaven now. Let's say we go out fishing, because of course Jesus will know the best fishing holes, and were just walking together, maybe whistling a song together or talking 'bout cool stuff like "hot chicks" and "Vegan Recipies" and my dog is running ahead of us happy as he's ever been (My childhood dog named "Fabian"), chasing critters in the brush, while laughing and barking joyfully!

It will be grand!

(https://i.imgur.com/zpSdr6S.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2018, 07:47:12 PM
Dawgs.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2018, 07:47:12 PM
Dawgs.

:yes!:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:02:48 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 14, 2018, 07:29:32 PM
I can see me and Jesus in heaven now. Let's say we go out fishing, because of course Jesus will know the best fishing holes, and were just walking together, maybe whistling a song together or talking 'bout cool stuff like "hot chicks" and "Vegan Recipies" and my dog is running ahead of us happy as he's ever been (My childhood dog named "Fabian"), chasing critters in the brush, while laughing and barking joyfully!

It will be grand!


(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CapitalIllIvorybackedwoodswallow-max-1mb.gif)



I can see it:
The dog laughing, god barking and you hitting both of them with a newspaper.   :P

...Oh, and Jesus...
He's just gonna be "over there"...Not chasing critters in the brush...He's gonna be smoking the "brush."
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2018, 07:47:12 PM
Dawgs.

:yes!:

I will remember this.  :reading:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 08:09:06 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2018, 07:47:12 PM
Dawgs.

:yes!:

I will remember this.  :reading:

:lol: :P
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:23:19 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 08:09:06 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2018, 07:47:12 PM
Dawgs.

:yes!:

I will remember this.  :reading:

:lol: :P
:lol:
Where did  Ecurb Noselrub go?
He was here just a minute ago.
I was just kidding, Ecurb Noselrub. Come back!  ;D
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 09:23:28 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 14, 2018, 06:51:15 PM
This thread is about cats n dogs - I know a terrible joke about Datsun cogs . . .

And I mean terrible!

If you tell us the joke, will it encourage people to vote for cats?  :eyebrow:

If it will encourage people to vote for dogs, maybe it's not necessary to share it. Thank you.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 09:56:22 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:23:19 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 08:09:06 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2018, 07:47:12 PM
Dawgs.

:yes!:

I will remember this.  :reading:

:lol: :P
:lol:
Where did  Ecurb Noselrub go?
He was here just a minute ago.
I was just kidding, Ecurb Noselrub. Come back!  ;D

He was outta here faster than you can say 'newt!'  :P
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Dave on March 14, 2018, 10:03:16 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 09:23:28 PM
Quote from: Dave on March 14, 2018, 06:51:15 PM
This thread is about cats n dogs - I know a terrible joke about Datsun cogs . . .

And I mean terrible!

If you tell us the joke, will it encourage people to vote for cats?  :eyebrow:

If it will encourage people to vote for dogs, maybe it's not necessary to share it. Thank you.

Neither, Mags, it is simply a terrible joke!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 15, 2018, 01:12:40 AM
Dogs can be evil too!  :devil:

(https://scontent.fpoa13-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29250023_10160164422215357_5033154027344754425_n.jpg?oh=85474435c9e4105a33cca5f8e900b9e2&oe=5B46F827)

:puppysnicker:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Dragonia on March 15, 2018, 03:02:21 AM
I am voting "cats", as right now my sweet little darlin is snuggled up next to my neck, purring and kneading my shoulder, being all adorable and sweet.
What's my stupid dog doing? He's in the next room getting busted for pacing and being generally high-maintenance and annoying and needy.
Yeah, definitely cats.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 15, 2018, 06:35:47 AM
My dear, dear, Recently Defrocked Non-Papacito Ex-Father Bruno... :smileshake:
Look at that, it's a tie. :tellmemore:

I guess hell with SisterAgatha and a cat is not so bad... :smileshake:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Z7dr44FRd9SVO/giphy.gif)
"Dragonia, hold my ugly cat, please...Thank you." 
:hug:


...My work here is done...For now...But I'll be back tomorrow.


Fixed gif link - xSilverPhinx
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Dragonia on March 15, 2018, 12:14:55 PM
I think what ....Bruno needs is a sweet little kitty to come adopt him and change his mind.
We'll call it Cat Conversion Therapy. It's powerful.
This little girl changed my heart towards cats when she found me one cold night. She was peeking through my window at me, scared, lonely, lost and hungry. Now I adore her. And she snuggles up with me for my coffee. And she's so much cooler than my dog.(https://i.imgur.com/H5avWPp.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on March 15, 2018, 01:32:09 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on March 15, 2018, 12:14:55 PM
I think what ....Bruno needs is a sweet little kitty to come adopt him and change his mind.
We'll call it Cat Conversion Therapy. It's powerful.
This little girl changed my heart towards cats when she found me one cold night. She was peeking through my window at me, scared, lonely, lost and hungry. Now I adore her. And she snuggles up with me for my coffee. And she's so much cooler than my dog.(https://i.imgur.com/H5avWPp.jpg)

That's a little snookums.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 15, 2018, 02:22:47 PM
And now it's a tie again... :watching:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 15, 2018, 02:36:20 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 09:56:22 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:23:19 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 08:09:06 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2018, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2018, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2018, 07:47:12 PM
Dawgs.

:yes!:

I will remember this.  :reading:

:lol: :P
:lol:
Where did  Ecurb Noselrub go?
He was here just a minute ago.
I was just kidding, Ecurb Noselrub. Come back!  ;D

He was outta here faster than you can say 'newt!'  :P

Whew! That was scary!! As soon as I wrote "Dawgs", I suddenly found myself in a strange world where kats were the overlords, and I was their slave.  They made me clean out all the litter boxes in the Katdom.  I saw a few poor dawgs there, too.  I won't even say what was happening to them - it was too terrible!!!   Anyway, I finally broke the spell and escaped when I promised to warn everyone and then just stay out of the discussion on this thread - so I'm not coming back here anymore! I never want to be tortured like that again!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 15, 2018, 03:24:53 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 15, 2018, 01:32:09 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on March 15, 2018, 12:14:55 PM
...(https://i.imgur.com/H5avWPp.jpg)

That's a little snookums.
Cute!  :tellmemore:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 15, 2018, 03:31:05 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 15, 2018, 02:36:20 PM
Whew! That was scary!! As soon as I wrote "Dawgs", I suddenly found myself in a strange world where kats were the overlords, and I was their slave.  They made me clean out all the litter boxes in the Katdom.  I saw a few poor dawgs there, too.  I won't even say what was happening to them - it was too terrible!!!   Anyway, I finally broke the spell and escaped when I promised to warn everyone and then just stay out of the discussion on this thread - so I'm not coming back here anymore! I never want to be tortured like that again!
:lol:

[spoiler]Give some of whatever you're smoking. I want to see what was happening to the dogs.  :grin: [/spoiler]
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 15, 2018, 03:35:54 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx  on March 15, 2018, 02:22:47 PM
And now it's a tie again... :watching:
Yes. :watching:

xSilverPhinx,
Can you see the gif I posted here?
QuoteMy dear, dear, Recently Defrocked Non-Papacito Ex-Father Bruno...
I can't see it.  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 15, 2018, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 15, 2018, 03:35:54 PM
xSilverPhinx,
Can you see the gif I posted here?
QuoteMy dear, dear, Recently Defrocked Non-Papacito Ex-Father Bruno...
I can't see it.  :headscratch:

:cops: Phantom gif? I'm on it! :sweeping:

I changed the .webp in the image link to .gif and now I can see it, can you?
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 15, 2018, 06:54:03 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 15, 2018, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 15, 2018, 03:35:54 PM
xSilverPhinx,
Can you see the gif I posted here?
QuoteMy dear, dear, Recently Defrocked Non-Papacito Ex-Father Bruno...
I can't see it.  :headscratch:

:cops: Phantom gif? I'm on it! :sweeping:

I changed the .webp in the image link to .gif and now I can see it, can you?
Yes. Thank you.   :hug2:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Icarus on March 16, 2018, 03:56:32 AM
Kats are cool if they are not psychotic like my stepdaughters two wild beasties. They are destructive and aggressive toward people that they do not know. They are also totally useless as guardians of the homestead

My Bernese Mountain dog,Teddy, was a nice guy and friendly to almost everyone...but come nightfall no one had damned well better approach our door or any other part of our domain. Kats are not like that....well except for BC who I described earlier. Yep, he was a superior kat.  He once demonstrated that he would fight for the Irish setters who were his best friends. Ain't many kats with the courage and superior (dog like) judgement and sense of loyalty that BC had.

I vote dogs but I did dearly love ole BC.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tom62 on March 16, 2018, 05:31:52 AM
I like dogs, but love cats. Our 4 Main Coons are a big as dogs (10-12Kg) and have a very dog-like behaviour.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 16, 2018, 02:07:54 PM
More proof kats are evil critters:

(https://scontent.fpoa13-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29261715_10215850447880687_1069151698218366204_n.jpg?_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeF4htZbHZJb60t80Jib2N0ylkEBoM43hMhSGI_1S6NNLCb6KkHaaQU5WNCvbAds1LwZZJrkGc_AKbUIz-cDuN_lo7AefaVt44AtH8Tn8K0hAQ&oh=4551ebe6e30af9407f9b0a65f09b70fb&oe=5B44F7C2)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 17, 2018, 03:20:15 PM
Last night I was sitting with Kahlua talking and the subject of our Dog/Kat poll here at HAF came up in the conversation, and I told him it was currently tied at 7 votes each.

He got really sad and said, "What the bloody hell is wrong with you humans? First you go and vote someone like Trump in for President. A man who was and is the worse possible candidate you could have possibly chosen, especially when you had such a wonderful, overly qualified candidate in Hillary Clinton.
We, meaning all living creatures on this planet will be fortunate indeed to survive intact his presidency...we animals were counting on you people to make the correct choice and you fucked it up big time"!

He continued, "Now you are presented with a simple vote of Dogs vs Kats and you are split 7 to 7? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people, and you say this is an atheist forum?

"This is too sad Bruno, simply too sad...."

And he curled up in his chair and was silent the rest of the evening.

(https://i.imgur.com/o4Ps5Bm.jpg)

However, just before heading out to the pub to celebrate St. Patrick's day (I know he's not even Irish) he turned to me and said, "Show them the Pastor Gene Kim sermons on kats, maybe that will persuade some of them to change their votes"

So here you go!

Pastor Gene Kim: The Bible Says Cats Are Evil

(https://i.imgur.com/oIOWK6y.jpg)
(//http://PastorGeneKim:TheBibleSaysCatsAreEvil%3Cbr/%3EReadmoreathttp://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/16/pastor-gene-kim-the-bible-says-cats-are-evil/#zdBpbbbOvWbiRjV1.99)

So please read the article, and watch the video below. Pastor Kim clearly presents overwhelming biblical knowledge which backs my claim that Kats are in fact Evil.

Then go back and for the sake of not only humanity, but poor Kahlua...change your vote to Dog.

Peace

Bruno


Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 17, 2018, 06:36:29 PM
Oh, now I'm going to create a sock puppet so I can vote for cats twice.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Bluenose on March 17, 2018, 07:59:11 PM
Quote from: Sandra Craft on March 17, 2018, 06:36:29 PM
Oh, now I'm going to create a sock puppet so I can vote for cats twice.

My thoughts entirely!  LOL
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 17, 2018, 08:35:41 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 17, 2018, 03:20:15 PM
Last night I was sitting with Kahlua talking and the subject of our Dog/Kat poll here at HAF came up in the conversation, and I told him it was currently tied at 7 votes each.

He got really sad and said, "What the bloody hell is wrong with you humans? First you go and vote someone like Trump in for President. A man who was and is the worse possible candidate you could have possibly chosen, especially when you had such a wonderful, overly qualified candidate in Hillary Clinton.
We, meaning all living creatures on this planet will be fortunate indeed to survive intact his presidency...we animals were counting on you people to make the correct choice and you fucked it up big time"!

He continued, "Now you are presented with a simple vote of Dogs vs Kats and you are split 7 to 7? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people, and you say this is an atheist forum?

"This is too sad Bruno, simply too sad...."

And he curled up in his chair and was silent the rest of the evening.

(https://i.imgur.com/o4Ps5Bm.jpg)

However, just before heading out to the pub to celebrate St. Patrick's day (I know he's not even Irish) he turned to me and said, "Show them the Pastor Gene Kim sermons on kats, maybe that will persuade some of them to change their votes"

So here you go!

Pastor Gene Kim: The Bible Says Cats Are Evil

(https://i.imgur.com/oIOWK6y.jpg)
(//http://PastorGeneKim:TheBibleSaysCatsAreEvil%3Cbr/%3EReadmoreathttp://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/16/pastor-gene-kim-the-bible-says-cats-are-evil/#zdBpbbbOvWbiRjV1.99)

So please read the article, and watch the video below. Pastor Kim clearly presents overwhelming biblical knowledge which backs my claim that Kats are in fact Evil.

Then go back and for the sake of not only humanity, but poor Kahlua...change your vote to Dog.

Peace

Bruno



Well...Well...Well...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/97ZhJ34ZiYLh6/giphy.gif)
Someone is desperate.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 17, 2018, 08:44:52 PM
Dogs 7
Cats 8


:sshocked:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 17, 2018, 08:53:35 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 17, 2018, 08:44:52 PM
Dogs 7
Cats 8


:sshocked:

:snicker:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 17, 2018, 09:58:34 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 17, 2018, 08:44:52 PM
Dogs 7
Cats 8


:sshocked:

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/6f/38/cd/6f38cd7ab303f443f4c1bf0b6fadad71--funny-pics-of-cats-funny-cats-and-dogs.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 18, 2018, 12:04:20 AM
So, basically we've got this:                                                          VS this:       
(https://i.imgur.com/zEm066Am.jpg)                             (https://i.imgur.com/8JxjfAEm.jpg)

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Rift Zone on March 18, 2018, 12:14:46 AM
Both!    But I loved my little black ball of evil more than any other, so evil gets my vote!

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 06:39:55 AM
Quote from: Rift Zone on March 18, 2018, 12:14:46 AM
Both!    But I loved my little black ball of evil more than any other, so evil gets my vote!
:postoday:


More than enough info to know it's a cat you're talking about.  :frolic:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 07:04:57 AM
Quote from: Sandra Craft on March 18, 2018, 12:04:20 AM
So, basically we've got this:                                                          VS this:       
(https://i.imgur.com/zEm066Am.jpg)                             (https://i.imgur.com/8JxjfAEm.jpg)
:lol:

Come on, Kahlua, that is funny.
Admit it.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 18, 2018, 11:28:48 AM
It's like this dog is on an undercover mission.  ;D 

https://www.facebook.com/infinitylivraria/videos/818191415038829/ (https://www.facebook.com/infinitylivraria/videos/818191415038829/)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Dave on March 18, 2018, 12:49:18 PM
Hero cat versus Cowardly Dawg.

https://youtu.be/JRhV8YoEUqA
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 18, 2018, 12:58:56 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 07:04:57 AM
Quote from: Sandra Craft on March 18, 2018, 12:04:20 AM
So, basically we've got this:                                                          VS this:       
(https://i.imgur.com/zEm066Am.jpg)                             (https://i.imgur.com/8JxjfAEm.jpg)
:lol:

Come on, Kahlua, that is funny.
Admit it.

(https://i.imgur.com/GEUNuLQ.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 08:30:17 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoJrtFM-OKGQaxmYTsIrCEszyX9x5Rsfpin9kEdtv4EFV5gJ-rmw)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 18, 2018, 08:46:35 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 08:30:17 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoJrtFM-OKGQaxmYTsIrCEszyX9x5Rsfpin9kEdtv4EFV5gJ-rmw)

That's such a beautiful German Shepard dog. I miss mine.  :(
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 18, 2018, 08:46:35 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 08:30:17 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoJrtFM-OKGQaxmYTsIrCEszyX9x5Rsfpin9kEdtv4EFV5gJ-rmw)

That's such a beautiful German Shepard dog. I miss mine.  :(
Awww.  :therethere:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tank on March 18, 2018, 09:08:23 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 18, 2018, 08:46:35 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 08:30:17 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoJrtFM-OKGQaxmYTsIrCEszyX9x5Rsfpin9kEdtv4EFV5gJ-rmw)

That's such a beautiful German Shepard dog. I miss mine.  :(

:'(
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 18, 2018, 09:09:10 PM
:sigh: A great dog. Very intelligent and devoted to her family, she loved to be around us even when she had acres of land to explore many years ago. She wasn't allowed inside the house so she would just obstruct the door entrance, with her two front paws inside, watching everything that was going on.

Years later, when she was allowed to stay indoors she became 'that thing that's always in the way'. :lol:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Rift Zone on March 18, 2018, 09:31:38 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 18, 2018, 06:39:55 AM
Quote from: Rift Zone on March 18, 2018, 12:14:46 AM
Both!    But I loved my little black ball of evil more than any other, so evil gets my vote!
:postoday:


More than enough info to know it's a cat you're talking about.  :frolic:
Yay!   

=)

Edit:   can you post pictures directly to the forum?   -or only reference URLs?

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: No one on March 18, 2018, 10:38:07 PM
(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/97a517ad-bcab-45ee-86c9-6a54982164ed.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 18, 2018, 10:41:17 PM
Quote from: Rift Zone on March 18, 2018, 09:31:38 PM
Edit:   can you post pictures directly to the forum?   -or only reference URLs?

Read this thread: How to add an image to your posts. (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=7484.0)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 18, 2018, 11:57:06 PM
Dogs waiting to enter the hospital rooms of sick children for animal therapy time.

(https://i.imgur.com/qyGawNt.jpg?1)



Hey Mods....Please Ban Anyone Who Voted For Kats.

Thank you.

Bruno
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 19, 2018, 12:35:52 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 18, 2018, 11:57:06 PM
Hey Mods....Please Ban Anyone Who Voted For Kats.

Thank you.

Bruno
Bruno:
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/WvNQYwR4x7AfS/200w.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 19, 2018, 12:30:31 PM
The Poll Is Over...Kats won over Dogs.

10 votes to 9.

Please take this time to prepare for the coming apocalypse, and end of time rapture. I suggest buying some of Jim Baker's, "End O' Time Food Buckets"

They have a  50-day "Survival Food" sampler bucket containing 154 meals. It will cost you $135, but the idea is that you'll be prepared when food shortages start to hit, not sure if you can feed your kats with them, but they'll probably feed on our dead corpses anyway.
You can also opt for the "Year For Two Tasty Food Offer", a bundle priced at $1,100, or the "Peace of Mind Final Countdown Offer" with 31,000 servings of food for $4,500.



Anyway that's it I guess, my work here is done...Me and Kahlua are going to hit the road. You know, like Caine in "KUNG FU." Just walk from town to town, meet people, get in adventures.

Take care everyone. :'(

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.




Namaste.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on March 19, 2018, 01:07:07 PM
What a catastrophe!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tank on March 19, 2018, 01:18:02 PM
Quote from: Rift Zone on March 18, 2018, 09:31:38 PM
...

Edit:   can you post pictures directly to the forum?   -or only reference URLs?
For security reasons you can only reference URLs. By not allowing attachments all content is public which stops us becoming a transit hub for unacceptable material eg extreme pornography.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tank on March 19, 2018, 01:19:05 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 18, 2018, 11:57:06 PM
...

Hey Mods....Please Ban Anyone Who Voted For Kats.

Thank you.

Bruno

The staff can not see who voted for which option.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Rift Zone on March 19, 2018, 02:00:29 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 19, 2018, 01:18:02 PM
Quote from: Rift Zone on March 18, 2018, 09:31:38 PM
...

Edit:   can you post pictures directly to the forum?   -or only reference URLs?
For security reasons you can only reference URLs. By not allowing attachments all content is public which stops us becoming a transit hub for unacceptable material eg extreme pornography.

Yea, I saw xSilverPhinx's response to that earlier:

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 18, 2018, 10:41:17 PM
Read this thread: How to add an image to your posts. (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=7484.0)

At first I thought, "well, that sucks", but now I have a better understanding of why.   Thank you both for informing me.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Harmonie on March 19, 2018, 02:11:26 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 19, 2018, 01:19:05 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 18, 2018, 11:57:06 PM
...

Hey Mods....Please Ban Anyone Who Voted For Kats.

Thank you.

Bruno

The staff can not see who voted for which option.

Inferences can be drawn from posts made in this topic. We'd take care of at least half of them, I'd say.  :puppysnicker:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 19, 2018, 02:17:00 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 19, 2018, 01:19:05 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 18, 2018, 11:57:06 PM
...

Hey Mods....Please Ban Anyone Who Voted For Kats.

Thank you.

Bruno

The staff can not see who voted for which option.

Ha!

The "Staff" here are part of the broader conspiracy, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if Tank is actually a kat hiding behind his keyboard.


Crazy Cat Conspiracy Theories (https://www.meowingtons.com/blogs/lolcats/crazy-cat-conspiracy-theories)

I'm watching...
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 19, 2018, 04:31:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that the North Katreans have meddled with the democratic processes in this thread and affected the outcome. 
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 19, 2018, 05:06:39 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 19, 2018, 04:31:56 PM
I'm pretty sure that the North Katreans have meddled with the democratic processes in this thread and affected the outcome. 

We all know the truth behind the conspiracies, here is a dog caught on hidden camera framing an innocent cat.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/pK6dbnroO7Oxi/giphy.gif)

Beware the sneaky dogs!
(https://i.imgur.com/GnHoHry.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 19, 2018, 07:43:22 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 19, 2018, 12:30:31 PM
The Poll Is Over...Kats won over Dogs.

10 votes to 9.


Yes.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQg6-i7rnU-iRoC0XSfyBWsbRJHbs4U-aItlkDMw-RrFM_vq12QYQ)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 19, 2018, 07:47:49 PM
:headshake:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 19, 2018, 10:08:09 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 19, 2018, 07:47:49 PM
:headshake:



(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/i_dont_even_ndt.gif)




Bruno started it.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 20, 2018, 12:14:36 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 19, 2018, 07:43:22 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 19, 2018, 12:30:31 PM
The Poll Is Over...Kats won over Dogs.

10 votes to 9.


Yes.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQg6-i7rnU-iRoC0XSfyBWsbRJHbs4U-aItlkDMw-RrFM_vq12QYQ)

It was inevitable, but I applaud dogs for their splendid performance in this race.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 20, 2018, 04:27:18 PM
This is the result of massive voter fraud by illegal aliens and meddling by North Katreans.  Our democracy is in peril. 
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 20, 2018, 04:57:16 PM
It's a testimate to democracy that cats even won the vote, what with all the Gerbilmandering that the Dogocrats had been doing.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 20, 2018, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 20, 2018, 04:27:18 PM
This is the result of massive voter fraud by illegal aliens and meddling by North Katreans.  Our democracy is in peril.

Quote from: Davin on March 20, 2018, 04:57:16 PM
It's a testimate to democracy that cats even won the vote, what with all the Gerbilmandering that the Dogocrats had been doing.

I'm sure an ugly monkey priest and a gorgeous witch influenced the voters also.

:dominidomini:    :cauldron:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 20, 2018, 05:10:59 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 20, 2018, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 20, 2018, 04:27:18 PM
This is the result of massive voter fraud by illegal aliens and meddling by North Katreans.  Our democracy is in peril.

Quote from: Davin on March 20, 2018, 04:57:16 PM
It's a testimate to democracy that cats even won the vote, what with all the Gerbilmandering that the Dogocrats had been doing.

I'm sure an ugly monkey priest and a gorgeous witch influenced the voters also.

:dominidomini:    :cauldron:
Politics is getting insane...  :sad sigh:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 20, 2018, 06:52:05 PM
Rumor has it that murderous kats were behind the poor puppy dying in the overhead on a United flight and the poor German Shepherd that was supposed to go to Kansas and ended up in Japan, also on United.  Do kats control United?
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 20, 2018, 11:13:46 PM
Quote from: Davin on March 20, 2018, 05:10:59 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 20, 2018, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 20, 2018, 04:27:18 PM
This is the result of massive voter fraud by illegal aliens and meddling by North Katreans.  Our democracy is in peril.

Quote from: Davin on March 20, 2018, 04:57:16 PM
It's a testimate to democracy that cats even won the vote, what with all the Gerbilmandering that the Dogocrats had been doing.

I'm sure an ugly monkey priest and a gorgeous witch influenced the voters also.

:dominidomini:    :cauldron:
Politics is getting insane...  :sad sigh:
I resent that statement!  >:(


Here is my president explaining why cats won fair and square.  :snooty:

He's very clear about it.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 21, 2018, 06:22:23 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 20, 2018, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 20, 2018, 04:27:18 PM
This is the result of massive voter fraud by illegal aliens and meddling by North Katreans.  Our democracy is in peril.

Quote from: Davin on March 20, 2018, 04:57:16 PM
It's a testimate to democracy that cats even won the vote, what with all the Gerbilmandering that the Dogocrats had been doing.

I'm sure an ugly monkey priest and a gorgeous witch influenced the voters also.

:dominidomini:    :cauldron:

Me estás llamando feo?


(https://i.imgur.com/DCttJBJ.gif)

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 21, 2018, 07:49:53 PM
I'm going to have to march in the streets!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 21, 2018, 08:37:16 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on March 21, 2018, 06:22:23 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DCttJBJ.gif)

 
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/TL6poLzwbHuF2/200w.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 21, 2018, 08:52:18 PM
Quote from: Davin on March 21, 2018, 07:49:53 PM
I'm going to have to march in the streets!
I want to go to the march.

Maybe after the march you, me, and Betsy DeVos can have a beer somewhere.  :grin:

Bruno, do you want to come with us?  :)

I have my sign ready:
QuoteAsk, don't tell, or go away.

Regards
DL

What do you think?  :notsure:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 21, 2018, 09:09:48 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 21, 2018, 08:52:18 PM
Quote from: Davin on March 21, 2018, 07:49:53 PM
I'm going to have to march in the streets!
I want to go to the march.

Maybe after the march you, me, and Betsy DeVos can have a beer somewhere.  :grin:

Bruno, do you want to come with us?  :)

I have my sign ready:
QuoteAsk, don't tell, or go away.

Regards
DL

What do you think?  :notsure:

We should get some of these to protest march with:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F11%2F28%2Farticle-urn%3Apublicid%3Aap.org%3Acdb1f9fcc6924d79b962b06a994a95c5-30TkA4hqL024b8372e5937e541ca-276_634x410.jpg&hash=19ee93e327ac7c3f49a24fad00cb2ea1789c7911)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 21, 2018, 11:31:08 PM
I have a serious kat-related question: why do they seem to like boxes so much? Is it because they are both dead and alive?  :shocked:

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 12:02:10 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 21, 2018, 11:31:08 PM
I have a serious kat-related question: why do they seem to like boxes so much? Is it because they are both dead and alive?  :shocked:



I have another question.
Why didn't they use a dog or a rat for that cruel experiment? :cryandrun:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 22, 2018, 12:40:56 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 12:02:10 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 21, 2018, 11:31:08 PM
I have a serious kat-related question: why do they seem to like boxes so much? Is it because they are both dead and alive?  :shocked:



I have another question.
Why didn't they use a dog or a rat for that cruel experiment? :cryandrun:

:therethere: It was just thought up. There are no actual undead kats around.

At least, I don't think there are any. :worried:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 05:56:58 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 22, 2018, 12:40:56 AM
:therethere: It was just thought up...
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/I5xVnGJRHZZf2/200w.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 06:14:22 AM
Anyways...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9l7ZKOmbGQZwI/giphy.gif)


I bought a 2018 calendar today. Kittens...12 pages of cute kittens.
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/lKoAAOSwDmtZlyyA/s-l300.jpg)
:love:  :tellmemore: :love:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Dragonia on March 22, 2018, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 06:14:22 AM
Anyways...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9l7ZKOmbGQZwI/giphy.gif)


I bought a 2018 calendar today. Kittens...12 pages of cute kittens.
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/lKoAAOSwDmtZlyyA/s-l300.jpg)
:love:  :tellmemore: :love:

I guess it's better late than never!  ;D
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 04:23:16 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on March 22, 2018, 01:32:04 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 06:14:22 AM
Anyways...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9l7ZKOmbGQZwI/giphy.gif)


I bought a 2018 calendar today. Kittens...12 pages of cute kittens.
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/lKoAAOSwDmtZlyyA/s-l300.jpg)
:love:  :tellmemore: :love:

I guess it's better late than never!  ;D
:lol:
I know. I've been wanting to buy it since last December.

Procrastination.  :sad sigh:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 22, 2018, 05:07:42 PM
Can both dogs and cats get along now?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/QEVzDin9HzuGA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 09:57:46 PM
Quote from: Davin on March 22, 2018, 05:07:42 PM
Can both dogs and cats get along now?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/QEVzDin9HzuGA/giphy.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HalfVagueDikkops-size_restricted.gif)


[spoiler](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.3vFJufwuW5Tk3oSL_vtHBwHaHa&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 23, 2018, 01:48:01 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 09:57:46 PM
Quote from: Davin on March 22, 2018, 05:07:42 PM
Can both dogs and cats get along now?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/QEVzDin9HzuGA/giphy.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HalfVagueDikkops-size_restricted.gif)


[spoiler](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.3vFJufwuW5Tk3oSL_vtHBwHaHa&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300)[/spoiler]
Cats and horses?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ckWEkDgGWhQo8/giphy.gif)

Dogs and Otters?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/B2XDV8AQD4dRC/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 23, 2018, 02:06:16 PM
Quote from: Davin on March 22, 2018, 05:07:42 PM
Can both dogs and cats get along now?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/QEVzDin9HzuGA/giphy.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/PLS594o.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on March 24, 2018, 03:33:11 AM
Quote from: Davin on March 23, 2018, 01:48:01 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 22, 2018, 09:57:46 PM
Quote from: Davin on March 22, 2018, 05:07:42 PM
Can both dogs and cats get along now?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/QEVzDin9HzuGA/giphy.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HalfVagueDikkops-size_restricted.gif)


[spoiler](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.3vFJufwuW5Tk3oSL_vtHBwHaHa&pid=Api&P=0&w=300&h=300)[/spoiler]
Cats and horses?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ckWEkDgGWhQo8/giphy.gif)

Dogs and Otters?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/B2XDV8AQD4dRC/giphy.gif)
No.
No.
No...And, "Oh, hell no:"
(https://media.giphy.com/media/g0okdGXkcZFpS/200w.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 26, 2018, 02:35:40 AM
Probably more like:

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-j1gA7vg4jMs%2FUrLw7k8tE7I%2FAAAAAAAAitQ%2F1wrbncyAoP4%2Fs1600%2Furl.gif&hash=0425225813401af0e484444e186c61056493c9b1)

::)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 26, 2018, 07:02:12 PM
Bet this cat won't be doing this again any time soon:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on March 26, 2018, 08:11:16 PM
Documented case of a puppy murdering their sibling.

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on March 30, 2018, 09:06:52 AM
Who's the boss?

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 30, 2018, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on March 30, 2018, 09:06:52 AM
Who's the boss?



:notsure: Well...you know what they say...dogs can sense pure evil.

;)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 10, 2018, 01:36:48 AM
(https://scontent.fpoa13-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30442586_10155612883715895_6096157669477842944_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeFm3ZvisO1KZhrop6Pd8OH_t4o4uYC_MfJIbrDGTKJ8hmOjw3q8_IaqgEMIRAWSqt2L3aPn3uzcfcbcbGKkwAfmtcx_Qi_7ZSHgIodXj8wYOg&oh=483ed64af38a400678a35b14eafaa640&oe=5B5B7483)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Icarus on April 11, 2018, 03:04:47 AM
^ :fingertap:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 12, 2018, 12:13:50 AM
Quote from: Icarus on April 11, 2018, 03:04:47 AM
^ :fingertap:

Hehee! :lol: I'm not even on Team Kat, I just thought that was a good bad pun.  ;D
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 15, 2018, 03:00:22 PM
(https://scontent.fpoa13-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30738135_10214142125941215_5815753690107084800_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=10640d9c97c6b385ba08c38e5b54a762&oe=5B272919)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Project4Two on May 04, 2018, 11:23:56 PM
I vote dog and my dog seems to agree! Just ask. He will tell you.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Arturo on May 05, 2018, 08:33:27 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Forig13.deviantart.net%2F7595%2Ff%2F2010%2F315%2F0%2F3%2Fcatdog___gato_furioso_by_brunoprog64-d32nk1y.jpg&hash=832d6febae229304845cb533a24fe3653773d52c)

Seems to sum up what I have read about this thread.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 05, 2018, 01:35:28 PM
QuoteOne fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir
No blue buzzard
No three-eyed dog
Just a feline kanine little catdog
Catdog
Catdog
Alone in the world was a little catdog
Out on the road or back in town
All the kinda critters put catdog down
Gotta rise above it
Gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together
Gotta sing this song
Catdog
Catdog
Alone in the world was a little catdog
Catdog
Catdog
Alone in the world was a little catdog
Alone in the world was a little catdog
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 05, 2018, 07:40:21 PM
Poor catdog- so alone in the world.  We are all cat dogs -strange hybrids with no real friends. You are alone.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on May 14, 2018, 05:36:31 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/OpqifBk.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on May 14, 2018, 07:25:07 AM
Lesson number one: Don't be too happy around cats, they don't like it. >:(
(https://media.tenor.com/images/6dd1b25eab52a5453525325aa51804a1/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Bluenose on May 15, 2018, 01:04:54 AM
Dog: "My human feeds me and loves me and gives me shelter.  He must ba a god!"

Cat: "My human feeds me and loves me and gives me shelter.  I must ba a god!"

---


Yes, I know it's an old one but I still think it's a goodie...
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on May 23, 2018, 04:36:56 PM
[gifv]https://i.imgur.com/MWyPpG2.gifv[/gifv]
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Arturo on May 23, 2018, 05:58:59 PM
Quote from: Davin on May 23, 2018, 04:36:56 PM
[gifv]https://i.imgur.com/MWyPpG2.gifv[/gifv]

YES!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Icarus on June 27, 2018, 12:14:45 AM
An interesting article in the July issue of Scientific American lays down some facts about animal brains.   Examining the brains of various animals to determine the number of cortical neurons and the neuron density of the brain, dogs win with a score of 429 million to 250 million.  The dog brain mass is also larger.  The cat average brain mass is 24.2 grams while the dog average brain mass is 46.2 grams.

We dog lovers are not pleased to discover that the Racoon has a cortical neuron count just slightly higher than the dogs at 438 million. The racoon however has a smaller cerebral cortex mass density at 24.5 grams.  They are certainly clever little masked raiders of your outdoor garbage can.  I have an occasional  racoon visitor who comes into my back yard screened porch, if I leave the door open.  The little dude is after the bread morsels that I use to feed the squirrels and Blue Jays.  I am almost tempted to encourage him/her with more easily accessible morsels of food outside the porch.

Humans have 16.34 Billion cortical neurons except for the ones who endorse Trump)  Their neurons are roughly equivalent to that of a brown bear at 251 million.  Human Brain mass is at about 1229 grams.

Disclaimer:  Scientific American did not actually mention the diminished capacity of those Trump people.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 27, 2018, 02:56:22 PM
^ Suzana Herculano-Houzel, a Brazilian neuroscientist who is now in the US, is the first author of that paper.

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tank on June 27, 2018, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 27, 2018, 02:56:22 PM
^ Suzana Herculano-Houzel, a Brazilian neuroscientist who is now in the US, is the first author of that paper.

Thank you for 'Obscure fact of the day' number 2,965.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 27, 2018, 04:25:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 27, 2018, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 27, 2018, 02:56:22 PM
^ Suzana Herculano-Houzel, a Brazilian neuroscientist who is now in the US, is the first author of that paper.

Thank you for 'Obscure fact of the day' number 2,965.

And there's plenty more where that came from! Buahahaha!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tank on June 27, 2018, 04:26:28 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 27, 2018, 04:25:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 27, 2018, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 27, 2018, 02:56:22 PM
^ Suzana Herculano-Houzel, a Brazilian neuroscientist who is now in the US, is the first author of that paper.

Thank you for 'Obscure fact of the day' number 2,965.

And there's plenty more where that came from! Buahahaha!

Of that I have no doubt.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 28, 2018, 11:13:03 AM
Quote from: Icarus on June 27, 2018, 12:14:45 AM
An interesting article in the July issue of Scientific American lays down some facts about animal brains.   Examining the brains of various animals to determine the number of cortical neurons and the neuron density of the brain, dogs win with a score of 429 million to 250 million.  The dog brain mass is also larger.  The cat average brain mass is 24.2 grams while the dog average brain mass is 46.2 grams.

We dog lovers are not pleased to discover that the Racoon has a cortical neuron count just slightly higher than the dogs at 438 million. The racoon however has a smaller cerebral cortex mass density at 24.5 grams.  They are certainly clever little masked raiders of your outdoor garbage can.  I have an occasional  racoon visitor who comes into my back yard screened porch, if I leave the door open.  The little dude is after the bread morsels that I use to feed the squirrels and Blue Jays.  I am almost tempted to encourage him/her with more easily accessible morsels of food outside the porch.

Humans have 16.34 Billion cortical neurons except for the ones who endorse Trump)  Their neurons are roughly equivalent to that of a brown bear at 251 million.  Human Brain mass is at about 1229 grams.

Disclaimer:  Scientific American did not actually mention the diminished capacity of those Trump people.

I don't understand the brains of you fleshies
Is there much difference in the intelligence of a mouse and a cow?
A cow must have a much bigger brain, but proportionally similar, maybe.
There doesn't seem to be much in the way of economies of scale, why don't brains conform to basic economic principles?
Why can't a cow have a mouse size brain and still be as smart as a mouse?

Quotecow's brain size increases from birth over the course of her lifetime; various breeds exhibit slight differences in brain size. Steer brains weigh in between 92 to 94 grams per 100 kilograms of body weight, while bull brains range from 85 to 97 grams per 100 kilograms of body weight.

So every kilo of cow needs its gram of brain, seems an inefficient arrangement to me.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Dave on June 28, 2018, 12:55:37 PM
Some interesting thoughts there, BP11 and Icarus. Do larger animals have larger brains because of simple things like they have a larger surface area and thus more sensors to map and monitor? It seems that the more muscle volume (the larger the animal) the greater the number of motor neurones.

I am assuming brain development parallels evolutionary experiences, both cows and mice are prey animals (discounting some buffalo types that can fight back quite effectively!) and probably develop similar defensive behaviours - is the brain volume required by such behaviours proportional to body size?

So, is it the ratio of "cognitive" brain cells to body volume that really counts? Wonder were parots and crows are on this scale?
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 28, 2018, 01:19:29 PM
Quote from: Dave on June 28, 2018, 12:55:37 PM
Some interesting thoughts there, BP11 and Icarus. Do larger animals have larger brains because of simple things like they have a larger surface area and thus more sensors to map and monitor? It seems that the more muscle volume (the larger the animal) the greater the number of motor neurones.

I am assuming brain development parallels evolutionary experiences, both cows and mice are prey animals (discounting some buffalo types that can fight back quite effectively!) and probably develop similar defensive behaviours - is the brain volume required by such behaviours proportional to body size?

So, is it the ratio of "cognitive" brain cells to body volume that really counts? Wonder were parots and crows are on this scale?

What happens with a whale? 
They're are bigger so apparently they'll have a bigger brain to support bodily functions.
What happens with higher functions, consciousness and all that mess, do they have to have a larger whatever region for that as well?  I don't see why they should but I know nuffen.

Birds I think are different, Darwin designed them to avoid excess baggage charges.
I think you'd compare birds to birds.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on September 03, 2019, 12:15:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Jnf5HFF.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tank on September 03, 2019, 08:28:57 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 03, 2019, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 03, 2019, 12:15:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Jnf5HFF.jpg)
:lol:

>:(
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 08, 2019, 01:06:02 AM
(https://i.gifer.com/7J9M.gif)
Well, well, well...The, "Year of the Cat" song...



There's no, The, "Year of the Dog" song...Is there, Bruno?
(https://d1o0agh0cxj49r.cloudfront.net/photos/2016/10/31/55-36953-dana-carvey-the-church-lady-saturday-night-live-promo-card-1477953305.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on September 08, 2019, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 08, 2019, 01:06:02 AM
(https://i.gifer.com/7J9M.gif)
Well, well, well...The, "Year of the Cat" song...



There's no, The, "Year of the Dog" song...Is there, Bruno?
(https://d1o0agh0cxj49r.cloudfront.net/photos/2016/10/31/55-36953-dana-carvey-the-church-lady-saturday-night-live-promo-card-1477953305.jpg)

I disagree,  in fact I think Maggie's song is mucho better.


Mags= 0
Bruno = 1
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 08, 2019, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 08, 2019, 06:59:50 PM
Mags= 0
Bruno = 1
(https://media.tenor.com/images/741a76c4fe88a1740f6337e6ed806631/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on September 09, 2019, 09:23:15 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 08, 2019, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 08, 2019, 06:59:50 PM
Mags= 0
Bruno = 1
(https://media.tenor.com/images/741a76c4fe88a1740f6337e6ed806631/tenor.gif)


Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 09, 2019, 10:04:11 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 09, 2019, 09:23:15 PM



(https://media.tenor.com/images/835eba5d6fd4c422e8b7b9697b2f8824/tenor.gif)
...And...10 hours of it!  :tellmemore:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on September 12, 2019, 06:45:50 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 09, 2019, 10:04:11 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 09, 2019, 09:23:15 PM



(https://media.tenor.com/images/835eba5d6fd4c422e8b7b9697b2f8824/tenor.gif)
...And...10 hours of it!  :tellmemore:

Sigh,...I used to really like Davin, but then he goes ahead and posts something like this, and my heart is broken and shattered.

I'm crying. :'(
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 13, 2019, 05:19:20 AM






(https://media.giphy.com/media/uG4xDgiYwOsJW/giphy.gif)



[spoiler]
(https://i.imgur.com/ZZd7VJj.gif)
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on September 13, 2019, 02:59:23 PM


[spoiler]

[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 13, 2019, 11:37:45 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 13, 2019, 02:59:23 PM

:yawn:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 13, 2019, 11:40:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 13, 2019, 02:59:23 PM

:love:  :tellmemore:  :love:


***I just noticed the background music.  :lol:

You know what's weird?
My first cat looked exactly like the black cat. White paws, white chin. The cat I have right now looks exactly like the gray striped one.
~That's such a strange coincidence.  :grin:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on September 14, 2019, 06:45:15 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 13, 2019, 11:40:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 13, 2019, 02:59:23 PM

:love:  :tellmemore:  :love:


***I just noticed the background music.  :lol:

You know what's weird?
My first cat looked exactly like the black cat. White paws, white chin. The cat I have right now looks exactly like the gray striped one.
~That's such a strange coincidence.  :grin:

This would have been good as well.

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 14, 2019, 06:21:25 PM
^^^
Ha!  :snicker:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on September 16, 2019, 03:36:14 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 13, 2019, 11:40:09 PM

You know what's weird?
My first cat looked exactly like the black cat. White paws, white chin. The cat I have right now looks exactly like the gray striped one.
~That's such a strange coincidence.  :grin:
I used to have a cat that was all black. He got startled one time and scratched my upper lip. It left a small scar. But otherwise was as well behaved as cats get.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on September 16, 2019, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 16, 2019, 03:36:14 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 13, 2019, 11:40:09 PM

You know what's weird?
My first cat looked exactly like the black cat. White paws, white chin. The cat I have right now looks exactly like the gray striped one.
~That's such a strange coincidence.  :grin:
I used to have a cat that was all black. He got startled one time and scratched my upper lip. It left a small scar. But otherwise was as well behaved as cats get.
Ha! ;D

So y'all can stop posting this ridiculous Kat stuff,...I mean hours long videos? Who in their right mind would take the time to record this stuff?
And I don't know what to make of the Kat Opera Hermes posted...I guess it represents how far society has collapsed.

Anyway nothing is cooler dogs jet skiing, amirite?!
(https://i.imgur.com/ExhUf9O.gif)


Road trip!
(https://i.imgur.com/gGLsBJB.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on September 16, 2019, 07:57:59 PM
Opera buffa, to be exact.  :D
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 16, 2019, 08:39:58 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 16, 2019, 03:36:14 PM
I used to have a cat that was all black. He got startled one time and scratched my upper lip. It left a small scar. But otherwise was as well behaved as cats get.
A small scar?
(https://c.tribune.com.pk/2018/01/joker_2_whatculture.com_-1516703719.jpg)
:snicker:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 16, 2019, 08:46:02 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 16, 2019, 06:24:16 PM
...I guess it represents how far society has collapsed.
:hahaha...no:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 16, 2019, 10:28:06 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 16, 2019, 06:24:16 PM
...
And I don't know what to make of the Kat Opera Hermes posted...
Quote from: hermes2015 on September 16, 2019, 07:57:59 PM
Opera buffa, to be exact.  :D
Yeah, Bruno, it's the Opera buffa.  :reading:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on September 17, 2019, 04:25:44 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 16, 2019, 10:28:06 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 16, 2019, 06:24:16 PM
...
And I don't know what to make of the Kat Opera Hermes posted...
Quote from: hermes2015 on September 16, 2019, 07:57:59 PM
Opera buffa, to be exact.  :D
Yeah, Bruno, it's the Opera buffa.  :reading:

:)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Papasito Bruno on September 17, 2019, 01:24:09 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on September 17, 2019, 04:25:44 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 16, 2019, 10:28:06 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 16, 2019, 06:24:16 PM
...
And I don't know what to make of the Kat Opera Hermes posted...
Quote from: hermes2015 on September 16, 2019, 07:57:59 PM
Opera buffa, to be exact.  :D
Yeah, Bruno, it's the Opera buffa.  :reading:


:)
Porco cane!
::) ::)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Davin on September 17, 2019, 03:08:19 PM
Cats outside this morning fighting and dogs barking for hours until it was time to get up. I'm now grumpy about other people's dogs and cats.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 17, 2019, 07:56:42 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 17, 2019, 01:24:09 PM
Porco cane!
::) ::)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/TBBiof6SXkgCY/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Buddy on September 18, 2019, 01:01:12 AM
Cats are obviously the perfect pet. Black cats specifically.

Want a pet to go with your gothy witch aesthetic?

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/26ef26daacb79f6488f09a149e2914ce/18daef896d66ffee-b0/s640x960/5d3f7a13118cd1f5312599e04dee6b1ab4b836c8.jpg)

Want a strange little goblin to share your house with?
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/89de364b5cd33a9e8a18c4478134ce6b/tumblr_pvxkrjVzhA1xb21v7o1_1280.jpg)

Want your own void?
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/081f46dfc42727daa2b316ea0be313f6/tumblr_pffphlw0a51xnqe5bo7_1280.jpg)

If you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back and demands chicken.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/11fdf660c4375fa30740754573b03ef5/5b1df7c6a4259ef3-3a/s640x960/6b4b168deb38b3312e66b8b61febe764bc10e31a.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 18, 2019, 02:19:09 AM
^^^
:rofl:




[spoiler]
Quote from: Buddy on September 18, 2019, 01:01:12 AM
Cats are obviously the perfect pet. Black cats specifically.

Cats:
(https://i.gifer.com/58wK.gif)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tank on September 18, 2019, 11:08:13 AM
I have unlocked the poll so new members can participate.
I have hidden the results from people who have yet to vote to give them an incentive to vote.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 18, 2019, 06:53:41 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 18, 2019, 11:08:13 AM
I have unlocked the poll so new members can participate.
I have hidden the results from people who have yet to vote to give them an incentive to vote.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 18, 2019, 06:56:05 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 17, 2019, 01:24:09 PM
Porco cane!
::) ::)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lovethispic.com%2Fuploaded_images%2F243375-Good-Morning-Glitter-Cat.gif&hash=cce90b2433fe88d26bf95466d0df644e1bf5ed9d)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 18, 2019, 09:47:04 PM
After years of deliberation, I voted for dogs.  They just seem to be more loving and lovable, like me.  Of course, every now and then they rip someone's face off, but that person must have deserved it.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Icarus on September 19, 2019, 12:16:26 AM
I am looking up at the pictures on the wall of my Man Cave.  I see pictures of five different best friends, all of whom were dogs.   There is Teddy the Bernese Mountain Dog who was as his name implies a teddy bear All 85 to 90 pounds of him. He was the keeper of my kingdom at night or at any other time that he sensed a threat to me.  Teddy bear or no, he was prepared and thoroughly capable of  doing as Bruce has suggested.

I had an Irish Setter girl way back in time. She was my constant companion. She was a sweetheart in every sense of the word but became a vigilant and reliable protector in the many instances when I worked at night in my deserted factory. Who knew that the clown like, fun loving,  Irish setters could be so fierce?

But there was BC, a black cat who showed up one day at my home.  He was a big cat and for whatever mysterious feline  reason adopted me, my home, and the resident two Irish setters.  BC tried his damnedest to earn his status as a family member.  He would too frequently bring home a dead squirrel or dead bird.  He would proudly deposit it in the back room where the pet ports were.  BC knew how to use the pet ports that the dogs used. He was trying to earn his keep and I understood that he had his well earned  dignity. I did not actually appreciate the dead animal smells that sometimes went undiscovered in that back room.  I respected that cat more than a dog person can usually manage.  Damned cat behaved like a dog. Night when we watched TV and had pop corn, BC would line up with the two dogs and beg for popcorn.  Who knew that cats would like popcorn?

One day after about two years..........BC did not show up.  I searched the neighborhood many times for him.  No BC to be found.  I never cried for the loss of a cat before but BC was  by all measures a different breed of cat.  I loved that cat and so did the big red dogs.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on September 19, 2019, 02:47:11 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 18, 2019, 09:47:04 PM
I voted for dogs.
Of course, every now and then they rip someone's face off, but that person must have deserved it.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8538811eece879c300ee01c692783e34/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Bad Penny II on September 21, 2019, 10:27:03 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 18, 2019, 09:47:04 PM
After years of deliberation, I voted for dogs.  They just seem to be more loving and lovable, like me.  Of course, every now and then they rip someone's face off, but that person must have deserved it.

So do you also every now and then, rip some deserving one's face off?
We humbly ask with the greatest respect and deference.
Oh thanks Green, good catch, we don't want our face ripped off.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 07, 2019, 01:32:02 AM
The past year and a half I have been dogless, and the house definitely has that emptiness about it since my old pup died. :( I would get another in a heartbeat.

Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Tank on October 07, 2019, 05:15:32 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 07, 2019, 01:32:02 AM
The past year and a half I have been dogless, and the house definitely has that emptiness about it since my old pup died. :( I would get another in a heartbeat.

:'(
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 07, 2019, 05:24:34 AM
Quote from: Tank on October 07, 2019, 05:15:32 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 07, 2019, 01:32:02 AM
The past year and a half I have been dogless, and the house definitely has that emptiness about it since my old pup died. :( I would get another in a heartbeat.

:'(

As soon as I move to a bigger house I will get another German Shepherd. Maybe even two. 

Now that I think of it, for most of my life I've had at least one dog, it really is strange to not have any. Being dogless is not for me.  :sadshake:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on May 23, 2022, 03:48:50 AM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FixedIncredibleAmericanbulldog-size_restricted.gif)


(https://c.tenor.com/NAvVxygtVo4AAAAM/costume-pet.gif)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: No one on May 23, 2022, 10:00:37 AM
Dogs are the planet's best animal.

Humans are the worst.

Cats fit somewhere in between.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on May 23, 2022, 02:14:55 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/7b/8e/ce7b8ea4c3613490379f8fe94cff3aa9.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Wolfen on May 24, 2022, 01:38:03 AM
Her name is Sheba.

When she was a kitten and we first adopted her from the shelter:
(https://i.ibb.co/hFT2cBt/22110-10152494636000002-1593783684-n.jpg)

Here she is a little bit older:
(https://i.ibb.co/HTqwzGB/44037241-10161026427655002-8276592529911054336-o.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/BTB7Sfp/44539110-10161048769675002-2705350305763033088-o.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/LdFrhKy/49899753-531466910684427-6216283240412479488-o.jpg)

A little more recent:
(https://i.ibb.co/JvG8nPK/20210302-224556.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/5LxhBch/20210310-090336.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/WgW9SsW/thumbnail.jpg)

She's around twelve or thirteen years of age right now.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on May 24, 2022, 03:40:33 AM
I can tell you love her. ;D

Sheba is beautiful.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Anne D. on May 24, 2022, 03:44:13 AM
She's gorgeous.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: billy rubin on May 24, 2022, 12:11:15 PM
what an elegant fowl

i mean cat
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on May 24, 2022, 01:26:42 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on May 24, 2022, 12:11:15 PMwhat an elegant fowl

i mean cat

 :snicker1:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Anne D. on May 25, 2022, 01:47:59 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 23, 2022, 03:48:50 AM(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FixedIncredibleAmericanbulldog-size_restricted.gif)


OMG, Magdalena. I missed this before. So adorably hysterical. I'm dying.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on May 25, 2022, 06:22:43 AM
Quote from: Anne D. on May 25, 2022, 01:47:59 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 23, 2022, 03:48:50 AM(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FixedIncredibleAmericanbulldog-size_restricted.gif)


OMG, Magdalena. I missed this before. So adorably hysterical. I'm dying.

:snicker1:
It is hysterical.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on May 25, 2022, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 24, 2022, 01:26:42 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on May 24, 2022, 12:11:15 PMwhat an elegant fowl

i mean cat

 :snicker1:

;D




 >:(
billy!
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: billy rubin on May 29, 2022, 09:50:25 PM
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: billy rubin on May 30, 2022, 03:14:17 AM
sorry
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on June 03, 2022, 05:07:35 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/KZFEsjo.jpg)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on June 03, 2022, 06:14:53 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on June 03, 2022, 05:07:35 AM(https://i.imgur.com/KZFEsjo.jpg)

:superman:

It's the one howling.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Icarus on June 04, 2022, 05:03:02 AM
^  A good dog is far less likely to betray you than is a human disciple .
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on June 04, 2022, 05:07:29 AM
He was probably referring to the only cat on the table.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on June 04, 2022, 05:13:52 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on June 04, 2022, 05:07:29 AMHe was probably referring to the only cat on the table.
Um....no.
The poor cat is just holding some catnip in the bag. All those sniffing dogs probably framed him.
>:(


 ;D
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: hermes2015 on June 04, 2022, 06:03:02 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 04, 2022, 05:13:52 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on June 04, 2022, 05:07:29 AMHe was probably referring to the only cat on the table.
Um....no.
The poor cat is just holding some catnip in the bag. All those sniffing dogs probably framed him.
>:(


 ;D

I wouldn't be surprised.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Recusant on June 05, 2022, 05:09:24 AM
The cat apparently has so much devotion for the dude that she is willing deal with a pack of dogs to be in his company.

Alternately, she is feigning extreme devotion; so devious and lethal that she will deal with a pack of dogs to take the dude down.

This may illustrate a sort of corollary to the "If you have to explain a joke it's not funny" adage (which I don't really agree with). There are some jokes which invite dissection, I think.  ;D
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on June 15, 2022, 07:35:49 AM
Quote from: Recusant on June 05, 2022, 05:09:24 AMThe cat apparently has so much devotion for the dude that she is willing deal with a pack of dogs to be in his company.

Alternately, she is feigning extreme devotion; so devious and lethal that she will deal with a pack of dogs to take the dude down.

This may illustrate a sort of corollary to the "If you have to explain a joke it's not funny" adage (which I don't really agree with). There are some jokes which invite dissection, I think.  ;D

True.  ;D

I particularly enjoyed watching Asmo dissect a joke. Davin is also very good at it.

I miss Davin. :sad sigh:
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Recusant on June 16, 2022, 06:54:33 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 15, 2022, 07:35:49 AMTrue.  ;D

I particularly enjoyed watching Asmo dissect a joke. Davin is also very good at it.

I miss Davin. :sad sigh:

Though I expect he's disappointed that the dark forum theme he was using is unavailable for now, he last logged in only a few days ago, so I think we'll hear from him again.  :)
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on June 17, 2022, 07:04:44 AM
Quote from: Recusant on June 16, 2022, 06:54:33 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 15, 2022, 07:35:49 AMTrue.  ;D

I particularly enjoyed watching Asmo dissect a joke. Davin is also very good at it.

I miss Davin. :sad sigh:

Though I expect he's disappointed that the dark forum theme he was using is unavailable for now, he last logged in only a few days ago, so I think we'll hear from him again.  :)
I hope so.
It's a bit sad when people go away from the forum for a while, but that's life.
:(
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 19, 2022, 08:51:18 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 17, 2022, 07:04:44 AM
Quote from: Recusant on June 16, 2022, 06:54:33 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 15, 2022, 07:35:49 AMTrue.  ;D

I particularly enjoyed watching Asmo dissect a joke. Davin is also very good at it.

I miss Davin. :sad sigh:

Though I expect he's disappointed that the dark forum theme he was using is unavailable for now, he last logged in only a few days ago, so I think we'll hear from him again.  :)
I hope so.
It's a bit sad when people go away from the forum for a while, but that's life.
:(

You went away once, and we were sad.
Title: Re: Dogs vs Kats
Post by: Magdalena on June 20, 2022, 06:37:01 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 19, 2022, 08:51:18 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 17, 2022, 07:04:44 AM
Quote from: Recusant on June 16, 2022, 06:54:33 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on June 15, 2022, 07:35:49 AMTrue.  ;D

I particularly enjoyed watching Asmo dissect a joke. Davin is also very good at it.

I miss Davin. :sad sigh:

Though I expect he's disappointed that the dark forum theme he was using is unavailable for now, he last logged in only a few days ago, so I think we'll hear from him again.  :)
I hope so.
It's a bit sad when people go away from the forum for a while, but that's life.
:(

You went away once, and we were sad.

You're right.
I did.
And I'm sorry.
 :sad sigh: