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General => Sports => Topic started by: MarcusA on May 17, 2023, 09:07:14 PM

Title: Is sex a sport?
Post by: MarcusA on May 17, 2023, 09:07:14 PM
Some think so.
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: No one on May 17, 2023, 09:56:57 PM
There's some ball handling, some dribbling, some scoring......
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 18, 2023, 12:21:19 AM
:lol: You're a bad one, no one!

I've long called it "indoor body surfing". Does that count?
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: MarcusA on May 18, 2023, 09:00:09 PM
Sex is hot right now.
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: Asmodean on May 19, 2023, 02:14:00 PM
Is it a sport..? I'd say that depends on the sex and whether or not there is cuddling afterwards. :smilenod:
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: MarcusA on May 26, 2023, 03:54:53 AM
You can get a sweat up with sex.
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: Icarus on May 26, 2023, 11:05:41 PM
I once had a good friend whose wife dumped him unexpectedly. She was having an affair. He was crushed and did not handle the loss well at all.

He had no outlet for his emotions so he set out to get revenge.  He sought to seduce at least one woman every day. His aim was to keep a considerable assortment of women on his list. When questioning the wisdom of his activity, he called it: sport fucking.

That did not work out well for him. He began to drink excessively and became careless about his sexual activity. He died early as a result of booze and STDs. 
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: billy rubin on May 27, 2023, 12:32:10 AM
well, there are worse ways to go.
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 27, 2023, 01:27:21 AM
^ Well, I don't know about that. There are some diseases out there where the first part is your dick rots off, and it goes downhill, from there.  :o  #NavyEducationFilms
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: billy rubin on May 27, 2023, 02:13:20 AM
i mean up until that part.
Title: Re: Is sex a sport?
Post by: Biggus Dickus on July 13, 2023, 07:32:14 PM
I would obviously be competing on the Olympic Level.