Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Tank]

[The Magic Pudding..]

[Asmodean]

The Asmo does not understand..?

Is it because "nobody at all" is lining up when there is a huge sale on what's left of Star Wars..?

[Tank]

The Asmo does not understand..?

Is it because "nobody at all" is lining up when there is a huge sale on what's left of Star Wars..?

I don't get it either.

[hermes2015]

Legos are blocks, and people are lining up to buy blocks cheaply. So, lining up for blocks.

[billy rubin]

who are the people in the meme? i assume its a motion picture

[The Magic Pudding..]

who are the people in the meme? i assume its a motion picture

That would be Han Solo and his son Kylo Ren, they are from a movie series called Star Wars.
Kylo Ren turns to the dark side and kills his father.  I never liked  Kylo, his nose is too big.

In the meme Kylo is killing Han (red light sabre protruding from Han's back in last frame) for telling him a dad joke. 

Perhaps it is Han's fault in part, if he'd had his son's grotesque nose fixed in childhood he may not have turned to the dark side.

[billy rubin]

ah

i guess you had to be there

[Dark Lightning]

I thought that looked like Harrison Ford. Didn't see that movie, though.

[Tank]

who are the people in the meme? i assume its a motion picture

That would be Han Solo and his son Kylo Ren, they are from a movie series called Star Wars.
Kylo Ren turns to the dark side and kills his father.  I never liked  Kylo, his nose is too big.

In the meme Kylo is killing Han (red light sabre protruding from Han's back in last frame) for telling him a dad joke. 

Perhaps it is Han's fault in part, if he'd had his son's grotesque nose fixed in childhood he may not have turned to the dark side.

I get it now. I hadn't spotted it was the death scene.

[Asmodean]

I thought that looked like Harrison Ford. Didn't see that movie, though.

You didn't miss anything, in my honest opinion. Star Wars went down a very steep hill indeed under Disney... Heck, Disney did a nose dive off the same hill under Disney.

[Anne D.]

Ha!

[Icarus]

Legoland lies about 25 minutes from my house. It is a popular tourist attraction like so many others in Florida. During the busy season there are long lines of cars waiting to get into the parking lot. It can be said that they are.......... lined up for blocks.

[billy rubin]

why?

what is the sttraction of this thing?

[Dark Lightning]

Crass materialistic consumption sold to the US public as "entertainment'. I haven't been to a Disney "facility" in over 23 years because of that swindle. I was in CostCo this morning buying groceries and my youngest son pointed out a bouquet of roses made of Legos (a Valentine's Day gift for people with more money than sense, IMO). The marketing is relentless. I have no use for that fecal material. I buy necessary comestibles and little else. We use our CostCo Visa cards for most purchases and pay the bill every month. As "Executive" members, we recoup about $800 a year in "rewards". Cheapest fuel in town, to boot.