Thank you Jewish God! I couldn't stand those fake crying moments that Steven Colbert made fun of a lot.
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Hot damn, break out the celebratory alcohol :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
So the daily hysterical TV diatribe from the sniveling charlatan will cease. That must be disheartening for his loyal fans, but they can still listen to his radio show to get their fix of distorted history and mendacious current events stories. Also:
QuoteFox News Announces New TV, Digital Projects With Glenn Beck (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/04/06/fox-news-announces-new-projects-glenn-beck/):
FOX News and Glenn Beck announced Wednesday that they will team to produce a slate of projects for FOX News Channel and FOX News' digital properties.
So perhaps instead of blackboard diagrams of conspiracy theories, the gullible will be treated to flashy graphics and slickly produced re-enactments every couple of weeks or so. That's something to look forward to, no?
I wondered how long it would be. I saw the writing on the wall months ago when Jon Steward and Stephen Colbert had a rally to make fun of Beck's rally, and drew double Beck's crowd. Now I see in my crystal ball: Beck leaving his radio show to concentrate on his run for president. Then the comedy really begins.
Hawking's face wretched into a massive smile as he jumped up out of his wheel chair and with his own voice shouted WIN!!!!!
I may be an eternal pessimist, but...I'm sure Fox News will find someone just as stupid to replace him :yay: lol
Quote from: "Ultima22689"Hawking's face wretched into a massive smile as he jumped up out of his wheel chair and with his own voice shouted WIN!!!!!
Quote from: "Ulver"I may be an eternal pessimist, but...I'm sure Fox News will find someone just as stupid to replace him :yay: lol
They've got a whole network full; shouldn't be too hard.
Maybe the television overseers (you know, the ones with the secret meetings and black robes) decided with the removal of Keith Olbermann that the scales were tipped a little too far to the right and
there must be balance.
But, but, but Olbermann was a voice of logic and reason! Everything he said made total sense!
Now let the debating begin.....
No debate necessary... everybody in America knows the unparalleled, unshakable, fairest, balancedest, down-the-middle Bill "you can't explain the tides" O'Reilly is on the job and on target!
Quote from: "fester30"No debate necessary... everybody in America knows the unparalleled, unshakable, fairest, balancedest, down-the-middle Bill "you can't explain the tides" O'Reilly is on the job and on target!
Such grace, such understanding, such wisdom, and never a miscommunication! All Hail Bill O!
[youtube:1t59d4id]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XEgkViLbTk[/youtube:1t59d4id]
Aww, I loved his show! It was
so hilarious, it was like Beavis and Butthead do politics!
Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"Quote from: "fester30"No debate necessary... everybody in America knows the unparalleled, unshakable, fairest, balancedest, down-the-middle Bill "you can't explain the tides" O'Reilly is on the job and on target!
Such grace, such understanding, such wisdom, and never a miscommunication! All Hail Bill O!
[youtube:1l5dxa4v]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XEgkViLbTk[/youtube:1l5dxa4v]
Now Bill no longer has Beck as a smokescreen for his own stupidity.
Not sure how old or overplayed this image is, but I just saw it and found it funny
http://streetanatomy.com/2011/04/09/glen-becks-brain/ (http://streetanatomy.com/2011/04/09/glen-becks-brain/)
^ I've not seen that before, very funny.
Everything I know of Glenn Beck is taken from Charlie Brooker's summary of American new media. Which is more than I want to know:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aEk864YrKw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aEk864YrKw)
I used to watch Beck. DON'T MOCK ME! I eventually realized he was a fake libertarian and got turned off. I got pissed off when he essentially said that atheists were responsible for the crime and violence in the world.
The only thing I'm upset about is that he still has his radio show.
Edit: In defense of Beck, he uses the same logic throughout all aspects of his life.
Funny John Stewart skit illustrating the chalk board logic I'm referring to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOku6QP4UM