String of Insults

[Siz]

You're such a loser, in a biggest loser competition, you'd come second.

Go for it...

[Magdalena]

This is sooooo tempting, I don't think I should.

Oh, OK!

You are such a nasty piece of work that you make me want to kill myself, so I'll just climb your Ego and jump to your IQ.

[Siz]

Yeah??!
Well, when you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.

[Magdalena]

 
I hate you!


Oh, you devil-worshipping-moral nihilist...
I'll never forget the first time we met. But I'll keep trying.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

You are all so low you have to look up to see hell.

[No one]

Fe to the fi to the fo to the fum
your face is so unsightly, you're frighteningly dumb.
That grump, chump trump your best crony chum.
Your whole life's sum, no better than pond scum.
I shout with glee, no matter how you plea.
Fum to the fo to the fi to the fe.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

[Buddy]

I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth.

I've met some pricks in my life but you're the whole fucking cactus.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I'd call you a dick, but then everyone named Dick would sue me for defamation of character.

[Biggus Dickus]

Yo momma's so fat when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

[Magdalena]

You're so old that you remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

[Biggus Dickus]

You is so dumb you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

[Tom62]

Your mother is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

[Tank]

You're not worth the effort.

[Tom62]

Roses are red violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?