You're such a loser, in a biggest loser competition, you'd come second.
Go for it...
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This is sooooo tempting, I don't think I should.
Oh, OK!
You are such a nasty piece of work that you make me want to kill myself, so I'll just climb your Ego and jump to your IQ.
Yeah??!
Well, when you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
:cryandrun:
I hate you!
Oh, you devil-worshipping-moral nihilist...
I'll never forget the first time we met. But I'll keep trying.
You are all so low you have to look up to see hell.
Fe to the fi to the fo to the fum
your face is so unsightly, you're frighteningly dumb.
That grump, chump trump your best crony chum.
Your whole life's sum, no better than pond scum.
I shout with glee, no matter how you plea.
Fum to the fo to the fi to the fe.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth.
I've met some pricks in my life but you're the whole fucking cactus.
I'd call you a dick, but then everyone named Dick would sue me for defamation of character.
Yo momma's so fat when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
You're so old that you remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
You is so dumb you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mother is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
You're not worth the effort.
Roses are red violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Your momma so dumb she thinks the earth is flat!
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You're so ugly, even Hello Kitty says goodbye.
You're the only person in history that Mr. Rogers didn't like.
>:(
You're sooooooo old...you get nostalgic when you see the Neolithic cave paintings.
No-good father-raping baby-stabbing four-door brass-plated son of a bitch!
Ray Comfort, is that you?
Quote from: No one on January 06, 2020, 12:27:42 AM
Ray Comfort, is that you?
Yabut, I changed the channel, now. :P That is one I learned from one of my high-school friends.
Quote from: Magdalena on January 05, 2020, 09:30:27 PM
>:(
You're sooooooo old...you get nostalgic when you see the Neolithic cave paintings.
At least I have some art in my home. Your walls just have booger smears.
(Just confirming that all this is done in a spirit of good humor. I don't want to piss anyone off). :)
Pissed off is better than pissed on. Unless urine to that. Also, you've got it all backwards.
Quote from: No one on January 06, 2020, 05:31:19 PM
Pissed off is better than pissed on. Unless urine to that. Also, you've got it all backwards.
Yes, you are right, I've got it backwards. Sometimes I'm too nice. By the way, your face looks like an orangutan's asshole.
Well, I guess the world's leading orangutan asshole prober would know.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on January 06, 2020, 05:24:33 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 05, 2020, 09:30:27 PM
>:(
You're sooooooo old...you get nostalgic when you see the Neolithic cave paintings.
At least I have some art in my home. Your walls just have booger smears.
(Just confirming that all this is done in a spirit of good humor. I don't want to piss anyone off). :)
"Booger smears." Ouch! --That really hurt.
Well, at least I didn't kill the artist and took his cave and now refer to it as, "My art in my home."
(Just confirming that all this is done in a spirit of good humor. I don't want to piss anyone off). :)
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Quotei assure you that i could rip a whole set of new assholes among some of us. but i won't, because being a jerk isn't why i'm here.
:grin:
well, sometimez i really am a jerk.
Sometimes?
You are such a macho man that if one day you choke to death on gummy bears, you're gonna want people to say you were killed by bears and leave it at that.
Quote from: billy rubin on January 07, 2020, 02:13:03 AM
well, sometimez i really am a jerk.
:secrets1: A lot of us are.
Oh yeah?
Well your mamma so dumb she thinks the moon landings were faked!
Oh yeah?
You is so stupid that you stared at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said: "concentrate."
If brains were dynamite, you do not possess enough to blow your nose.
Your brain is so small that is would rattle around in an ant's butt like a BB (3mm diameter steel ball) in a boxcar.
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain
That's Bob's, you're supposed to do your own.
The thing I like about HAF is all the other like minded people.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on January 08, 2020, 08:41:03 AM
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain
That's Bob's, you're supposed to do your own.
You two...when I try to enter your discussions:
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If assholes could fly, this place would be Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.
You suck so much I've named my vacuum after you.
Since getting to know you here at HAF I've realize that if they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they could sure make something out of you.
If you shaved your ass and walked backwards, people would qustion why your sibling was hiding for so long, and how unfair it was that they got all the looks.
Your family tree is a tumbleweed.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
You're about as bright as a wet match in a dark room.
"We sat around the other night, me and the guys,
Trying to find the right word
That would best fit and describe you and people like you
That no principle has touched no principles baptized
How about that?
Who'd eat shit and say it taseted good
If there was some money in it for him"
I know a guy who ate his shit just to prove he could. No money involved. :barf:
ate, not at
So's your face.
Looks like those penis enlargement pills you take are working, because you're twice the dick you used to be!
you're so ugly that when your friends take a group picture they hand you the camera.
You're so ugly, you don't answer video calls after 9 pm because your face has been restored to factory settings.
You're so ugly it looks like you fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You're so dumb, that when your mom told you, "The man goes on top and the woman underneath." For three years you and your wife slept in bunk beds.
You're so intellectually stunted, you thought WIFI was a question.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.
Fuck you.
" "
Silence - my ultimate insult is to ignore the person totally and not even acknowledge their existence.
Va te faire voir
Your are the proof that God has a sense of humour
Platgekeesd snotkegelwijf
Arschschweißtrinker
Va te faire foutre
If I were you, I'd rather be me!
I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show.
Quote from: hermes2015 on January 11, 2020, 03:39:26 AM
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Silence - my ultimate insult is to ignore the person totally and not even acknowledge their existence.
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Quote from: Magdalena on January 11, 2020, 09:53:16 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on January 11, 2020, 03:39:26 AM
" "
Silence - my ultimate insult is to ignore the person totally and not even acknowledge their existence.
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Yup, that about sums it up.
Oh no fuck it's...
Fuck, they're nearly at the door
No noise no movement!
You are soooo gullible you would spend $75.00 USD on a candle from Gwyneth Paltrow's "Goop" store which supposedly smells like her vagina!
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P.S This is true (Not that Bad Penny would actually buy a candle that smelt like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina, well maybe he would, but that's possibly a discussion for another day)
I mean it's true that GOOP actually sells a candle that is named, "This Smells Like My Vagina". Here's a link to an article about the candle, which also includes some reviews. (I like the one review which said,"Maybe if you asked a bunch of teen boys who had never been near a vagina, they'd say, 'Yeah, like this!'")
https://www.thecut.com/2020/01/gwyneth-paltrow-is-selling-a-vagina-scented-candle.html
You're a person that concludes, or dithers about and doesn't conclude yet wrongly besmirches good folk just the same.
I'd wait 'till Gwyneths's vagina essence was 50% off
Quote from: Bad Penny II on January 11, 2020, 03:40:19 PM
You're a person that concludes, or dithers about and doesn't conclude yet wrongly besmirches good folk just the same.
I'd wait 'till Gwyneths's vagina essence was 50% off
:lol: I say, this vagina's gone off...
your so confused you didn't know whether to buy gwyneth's essence of pussy or brand's essence of reindeer
I got called a gothic whore at work today. I'm sharing it here because at least they were creative
Quote from: Buddy on January 11, 2020, 08:25:41 PM
I got called a gothic whore at work today. I'm sharing it here because at least they were creative
Yep... The last time guys around here were talking about vaginas,
Pasta Chick said: ...That's because guys don't know what a pair of sweaty balls smell like at the end of the day."
Anyways...
I showed this to my 8-year-old:
QuoteI was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show.
I asked, what do you think? He said, "I don't get it." I asked, who do people say has horns? He said, "You?"
:lol:
>:(
I need to talk to my little atheist more about God, Jesus, and the devil. :notsure:
You are as useless as the "ueue" in "Queue".
Quote from: Magdalena on January 11, 2020, 09:09:41 PM
Quote from: Buddy on January 11, 2020, 08:25:41 PM
I got called a gothic whore at work today. I'm sharing it here because at least they were creative
Yep... The last time guys around here were talking about vaginas, Pasta Chick said: ...That's because guys don't know what a pair of sweaty balls smell like at the end of the day."
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I've got some Bad News for Bad Penny :(
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Sorry, but it's sold out:(
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That's harsh.
:run!:
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That's it?
No more?
Siz?
Quote from: Magdalena on January 16, 2020, 09:05:37 AM
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That's it?
No more?
Siz?
"Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character." - The Wolf, Pulp Fiction.
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits. More a curse than an insult. :shrug:
1,000,000 Camels who just finished a month-long shit soak, do not smell as bad as you.
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.
On a scale from zero to Sirius, you're about a wet match in a dark room.
Quote from: Magdalena on January 16, 2020, 07:42:26 PM
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.
lol, excuse me. ^^^this is the best one yet. i don't care what everybody else says. you're allright.
There's no excuse for you!
Quote from: billy rubin on January 16, 2020, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 16, 2020, 07:42:26 PM
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.
lol, excuse me. ^^^this is the best one yet. i don't care what everybody else says. you're alright.
:grin:
You're alright too.
I like your quote:
Quotelove is too short for those who laugh
;)
We used to have a thread, "Compliment the person above you." It didn't last. :sad sigh:
Let's continue...
"Can I just say, that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone my friend."
Oh yeah? Well you're the village of idiots Queen!
"Always be careful of what you hear about a woman. Rumors either come from a man that can't have her or a woman who can't compete with her."
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Quote from: Magdalena on January 17, 2020, 01:55:51 AM
"Always be careful of what you hear about a woman. Rumors either come from a man that can't have her or a woman who can't compete with her."
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Quote from: Papasito Bruno on January 17, 2020, 06:19:36 PM
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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I'd roast you here and now, but my Mum told me never to burn trash.
You look like someone who has exactly one brain cell that dings around your skull like a Windows screen saver.
You're like a mother to me Mags.
youre like a mother to me penny.
You shouldn't touch yourself when you're thinking about me Billy.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on January 26, 2020, 01:53:57 PM
You shouldn't touch yourself when you're thinking about me Billy.
I don't think Billy touches himself. He'll touch a bee though.
Quote from: Kusa on January 29, 2020, 07:22:46 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on January 26, 2020, 01:53:57 PM
You shouldn't touch yourself when you're thinking about me Billy.
I don't think Billy touches himself. He'll touch a bee though.
A new member and their first post is an insult!!?
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Welcome to the forum,
Kusa.
:grin:
lol
anyway i don't look as good touching bees as this chick does
wait until spring and i'll post my own bee video
and kusa is nothing more than a foudroyant blatherskite
Welcome, Kusa! (no, this is not an insult!) :D
Quote from: billy rubin on January 29, 2020, 07:43:16 PM
lol
i don't look as good touching bees as this chick dos
wait until spring and i'll post my own bee video
♫ It's a B Movie, it's a B movie show...♪
BUZZ OFF! Your breath is so bad honey, it stung me through cyberspace!
Yo mama so ugly, she had a kid with no eyes to see her and no mouth to tell her how ugly she is.
Does Stevie Wonder choose your ties for you?
Speaking of Stevie, did he teach you how to park?
You're a bastard coated bastard with a bastard centre.
(credit House via No one)
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I'm not clicking that.
Because you already did, thrice, admit it.
But they didn't say goodbye! :'(
Were they friends of yours?
AT LEAST THEY HAVE FRIENDS. ;D
Quote from: No one on January 30, 2020, 11:34:33 PM
Because you already did, thrice, admit it.
Nope. I've been fooled by that one before. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice......um.....
I get it, I get it, you can not walk and chew gum at the same time.
Quote from: Kusa on January 31, 2020, 03:18:43 AM
Quote from: No one on January 30, 2020, 11:34:33 PM
Because you already did, thrice, admit it.
Nope. I've been fooled by that one before. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice......um.....
Ahh! The man who makes Trump look literate.
i once knew a man who waz so challenged he could not put on his hat while walking.
true ztory.
he had to stop to put it on, then he would start walking again.
i was a clasz a driver instructor and they wanted me to teach him how to drive a semi