Goody ! I have a new and useful word for my collection: Vometorium..... I think that the implication is devilishly appropriate for the topic at hand.
Tank gets a silver star for his invention. 
I know this is off topic but I have a hard time picturing your accent Gene, if you catch my meaning. Of the folks here who I haven't heard speak I have a fairly well set "voice" that I read their posts in. Even some who I have heard speak will forever be read in their original voice. Bruce, for example, will always sound like an accent neutral woman, from before I knew he wasn't a she.
But you... I can't picture what you sound like no matter how hard I might try. It's your word choices that do it I think. In one post you take on a professorial air and in another my mental eight track spews sounds of Stuey from Family Guy. It's so frickin' frustrating and I don't know why.