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Asmodean

#420
March 01, 2012, 02:21:08 PM
See, that's why god wouldn't get to borrow my car even if he paid me for it.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#421
March 01, 2012, 03:24:13 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on March 01, 2012, 02:21:08 PM
See, that's why god wouldn't get to borrow my car even if he paid me for it.
Surely it would depend on how much he paid you?  :)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#422
March 01, 2012, 03:42:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 01, 2012, 03:24:13 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on March 01, 2012, 02:21:08 PM
See, that's why god wouldn't get to borrow my car even if he paid me for it.
Surely it would depend on how much he paid you?  :)
An exact copy of my car regardless of the outcome of the trip would do it.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

#423
March 01, 2012, 03:48:22 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Harmonie

#424
March 01, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Not necessarily completely Atheistic, but...


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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

Crocoduck

#425
March 03, 2012, 01:32:49 PM
As we all know, the miracle of fishes and loaves is only scientifically explainable through the medium of casseroles
Dobermonster
However some of the jumped up jackasses do need a damn good kicking. Not that they will respond to the kicking but just to show they can be kicked
Some dude in a Tank

Guardian85

#426
March 03, 2012, 02:14:34 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

statichaos

#427
March 03, 2012, 07:39:31 PM

Siz

#428
March 06, 2012, 04:21:40 PM

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

statichaos

#429
March 06, 2012, 06:22:57 PM

Crow

#430
March 06, 2012, 06:53:43 PM
Retired member.

Crocoduck

#431
March 08, 2012, 07:28:37 AM
As we all know, the miracle of fishes and loaves is only scientifically explainable through the medium of casseroles
Dobermonster
However some of the jumped up jackasses do need a damn good kicking. Not that they will respond to the kicking but just to show they can be kicked
Some dude in a Tank

DeterminedJuliet

#432
March 10, 2012, 08:36:30 PM
Quote from: statichaos on March 03, 2012, 07:39:31 PM


The likelihood of me and my husband teaching this as a legit belief system to our son is about 10000x more likely than that the bible is one.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Guardian85

#433
March 10, 2012, 08:46:18 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Sandra Craft

#434
March 10, 2012, 08:53:08 PM
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany
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