I just gave a gift and I thought they should be in one place, they can trip hazards after all.
The cryptic nature with which you post
My mind doth scratch itself
My eyes don't know whether to crinkle or cry
Methinks you must be high
A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.
Quote from: Dragonia on December 17, 2017, 02:15:15 PM
Methinks you must be high
Some of that shit, for everyone.
A few things for my friends:
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Quote from: Dragonia on December 17, 2017, 08:53:30 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 17, 2017, 08:30:27 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 17, 2017, 07:48:45 PM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on December 17, 2017, 07:27:13 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 17, 2017, 02:15:15 PM
Methinks you must be high
Some of that shit, for everyone.
I'll take a dime of that shit. :computerwave:
Second round's on me. :grin:
I shall bring cookies. And wine.
:party:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 17, 2017, 10:00:31 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 17, 2017, 08:53:30 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 17, 2017, 08:30:27 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 17, 2017, 07:48:45 PM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on December 17, 2017, 07:27:13 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 17, 2017, 02:15:15 PM
Methinks you must be high
Some of that shit, for everyone.
I'll take a dime of that shit. :computerwave:
Second round's on me. :grin:
I shall bring cookies. And wine.
:party:
:grin:
I'll bring beer and more shit.
I seriously wish this was for real. We would have so much fun :far out:
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 12:48:02 AM
I seriously wish this was for real. We would have so much fun :far out:
Definitely! :headbang:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 18, 2017, 12:48:54 AM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 12:48:02 AM
I seriously wish this was for real. We would have so much fun :far out:
Definitely! :headbang:
What do you mean you seriously wish it was real? It's seriously real to me. :smilenod:
:grin:
By the way...
My
papasito, no, my
papasote wants to come to the party...I....don't...know... :notsure:
Trae tu Papasito!
You know, we'll keep it cool and low-key.
He knows what's good.
:beer:
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 03:55:22 AM
Trae tu Papasito!
You know, we'll keep it cool and low-key.
He knows what's good.
:beer:
He's a
magic man. :devil2:
Quote from: Recusant on December 17, 2017, 05:24:44 PM
A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.
Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. :notsure:
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 06:12:41 AM
Quote from: Recusant on December 17, 2017, 05:24:44 PM
A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.
Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. :notsure:
Humbug: deceptive or false talk or behaviour.
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 05:25:25 AM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 03:55:22 AM
Trae tu Papasito!
You know, we'll keep it cool and low-key.
He knows what's good.
:beer:
He's a magic man. :devil2:
Um, yeah, you should definitely let him come.
Magic is
fun! :palpatine:
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 11:47:01 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 05:25:25 AM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 03:55:22 AM
Trae tu Papasito!
You know, we'll keep it cool and low-key.
He knows what's good.
:beer:
He's a magic man. :devil2:
Um, yeah, you should definitely let him come.
Magic is fun! :palpatine:
:lol:
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 03:34:25 AM
By the way...
My papasito, no, my papasote wants to come to the party...I....don't...know... :notsure:
The more the merrier!
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 12:48:02 AM
I seriously wish this was for real. We would have so much fun :far out:
Ditto! :drink:
I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?
I've been trying to save up some outrage, but the last few years have used up almost all of my reserves. So you all can have some of what's left.
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 06:12:41 AM
Quote from: Recusant on December 17, 2017, 05:24:44 PM
A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.
Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. :notsure:
Humbug: deceptive or false talk or behaviour.
Humbug: Gibberish? :notsure:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 18, 2017, 06:37:15 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 06:12:41 AM
Quote from: Recusant on December 17, 2017, 05:24:44 PM
A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.
Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. :notsure:
Humbug: deceptive or false talk or behaviour.
Humbug: Gibberish? :notsure:
Not really I think. There is normally insincerity in humbug, wishing greetings just because it is "'the done thing" when you don't really give a rat's fart.
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 07:12:34 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 18, 2017, 06:37:15 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 06:12:41 AM
Quote from: Recusant on December 17, 2017, 05:24:44 PM
A gaudy parcel of humbug, everyone.
Humbug: A hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint. :notsure:
Humbug: deceptive or false talk or behaviour.
Humbug: Gibberish? :notsure:
Not really I think. There is normally insincerity in humbug, wishing greetings just because it is "'the done thing" when you don't really give a rat's fart.
I'll just take my peppermint flavored candies...Thank you. :shifty:
Quote from: Davin on December 18, 2017, 04:37:13 PM
I've been trying to save up some outrage, but the last few years have used up almost all of my reserves. So you all can have some of what's left.
I...could...regift this, yes? :notsure:
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 04:30:13 PM
I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?
Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! ;D
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 09:03:54 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 04:30:13 PM
I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?
Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! ;D
2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box!?
(https://i.imgur.com/ihOBSTa.gif)
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 09:03:54 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 04:30:13 PM
I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?
Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! ;D
2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box!?
(https://i.imgur.com/ihOBSTa.gif)
Mind blown. :popcorn:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 18, 2017, 09:36:41 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 09:03:54 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 04:30:13 PM
I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?
Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! ;D
2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box!?
(https://i.imgur.com/ihOBSTa.gif)
Mind blown. :popcorn:
Oh, yes, enough to keep me going for a couple of days or so...
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 09:54:47 PM
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There's no need to explain anything. :nu-uh:
~I would like to know how long 2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box would last me...If I get it on a Friday... :notsure:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 18, 2017, 09:36:41 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 09:03:54 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 04:30:13 PM
I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?
Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! ;D
2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box!?
(https://i.imgur.com/ihOBSTa.gif)
Mind blown. :popcorn:
More like, mind numbing. :watching:
Curiosity......Mags, did you do that conversion calculation? It is correct.
Quote from: Icarus on December 18, 2017, 10:46:54 PM
Curiosity......Mags, did you do that conversion calculation? It is correct.
That's what Google said, 10 liters = 2.64172 gallons. :notsure:
Are you thinking of getting a box? :grin:
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 10:32:12 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 18, 2017, 09:36:41 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 09:32:58 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on December 18, 2017, 09:03:54 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 04:30:13 PM
I'll bring a whole load of my favourite nibbles: destoned dates stuffed with garlic or chili, wrapped in very thin smoked bacon then grilled until crispy. Oh, and one of the new 10ltr party wine boxes now available in the supermarket - the Chardonay or the Merlot?
Merlot please! I love me some boxed wine! ;D
2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box!?
(https://i.imgur.com/ihOBSTa.gif)
Mind blown. :popcorn:
More like, mind numbing. :watching:
True. :snicker:
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 10:30:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 09:54:47 PM
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There's no need to explain anything. :nu-uh:
~I would like to know how long 2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box would last me...If I get it on a Friday... :notsure:
You? Hour, maybe two? :cheers:
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on December 19, 2017, 12:49:12 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 10:30:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on December 18, 2017, 09:54:47 PM
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There's no need to explain anything. :nu-uh:
~I would like to know how long 2.64172 US liquid gallons of wine, in a box would last me...If I get it on a Friday... :notsure:
You? Hour, maybe two? :cheers:
"That's right."
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:grin:
I've been really busy this holiday season, and I didn't have time to get individual gifts for all of my friends here at HAF so everyone is getting a box of "Scentsicles"!
These are small, scented ornaments for your testicles...the men here can put them on, and the women here at HAF can give these to their husbands, boyfriends, mailman, etc...
Merry Christmas Everyone!
(https://i.imgur.com/Jcwx0T6.jpg)
^^^ :picard facepalm: ummm....I don't think...... uh.... that's what those are for....
But SUPER sweet and thoughtful for you to think of the man in my life's freshly scented testicles. Truly a gift for the person who has everything!
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on December 22, 2017, 02:34:55 AM
I've been really busy this holiday season, and I didn't have time to get individual gifts for all of my friends here at HAF so everyone is getting a box of "Scentsicles"!
These are small, scented ornaments for your testicles...the men here can put them on, and the women here at HAF can give these to their husbands, boyfriends, mailman, etc...
Merry Christmas Everyone!
(https://i.imgur.com/Jcwx0T6.jpg)
Is Earl Grey available?
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on December 22, 2017, 02:34:55 AM
everyone is getting a box of "Scentsicles"!
Merry Christmas Everyone!
(https://i.imgur.com/Jcwx0T6.jpg)
For you.
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Quote from: Dragonia on December 22, 2017, 03:53:35 AM
^^^ :picard facepalm: ummm....I don't think...... uh.... that's what those are for....
I'm confused! The product name seems right! :lol:
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on December 22, 2017, 02:34:55 AM
These are small, scented ornaments for your testicles...the men here can put them on, and the women here at HAF can give these to their husbands, boyfriends, mailman, etc...
Is this some new fad for men, scenting their private parts? The other day I saw peppermint scented butt wipes for men, tho it had never occurred to me that anyone would want their butt to smell like peppermint.
Probably some scam that claims to promote the release of pheromones.
Scented testicular ornaments, Peppermint potty paper??????? Ain't science wonderful?
Hmm, scenticles, eh? So are icicles for freezing your balls off?
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on December 22, 2017, 02:34:55 AM
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I think a lumberjack would love these. :notsure:
Quote from: Dragonia on December 17, 2017, 02:15:15 PM
The cryptic nature with which you post
My mind doth scratch itself
My eyes don't know whether to crinkle or cry
Methinks you must be high
Not high, sozzled if it's after 8pm my time.
I used to grow weed but
they brought in a proceeds or crime law.
If you're growing two plants which by their measure have a potential street value of $2 million they can take your house away.
I grow beer now.
When I get my terminal liver disease diagnoses,
expect a legislator focused murderous spree.
Or at least a series of invective filled posts.