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Title: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: The Magic Pudding. on April 21, 2023, 11:41:39 AM
Apparently the Pope has given King Charles a bit of the true cross for his coronation.
Should we give his something?
I've had a bit of a look through the HAF reliquary shelves but I don't know what he'd like.
A piece of Darwin's true beard?
A shard from Russell's teapot? 
Who broke that anyway?  >:(
Ah, :yawn: I'm finding it hard to get motivated.
Maybe someone can come up with something. :offtobed:
Title: Re: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: billy rubin on April 21, 2023, 02:54:48 PM
what exactly do you do with it? stick it in the tower with all the stolen goods?
Title: Re: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: Tank on April 21, 2023, 04:16:27 PM
Light a small fire? I'd do that :)
Title: Re: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 22, 2023, 12:33:26 PM
The Pope should have given his entrails.


(First prize goes to the one who recognizes this literary/historical allusion).
Title: Re: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: MarcusA on April 24, 2023, 09:32:06 AM
What a king really needs is a large slice of humble pie, what do you think, Magic Pudding?
Title: Re: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: Asmodean on April 24, 2023, 02:08:07 PM
2000 year old wood, probably full of splinters besides... Yeah, I'd go with an Xbox myself, but then what do I know? I'm neither pope nor king.
Title: Re: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: MarcusA on April 24, 2023, 08:10:39 PM
The true cross and the holy grail are both myths.
Title: Re: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: MarcusA on April 25, 2023, 03:53:05 AM
Nobody lives forever. Heaven and hell are both figments of the imagination.
Title: Re: I Suppose We'll Have To Give Him Something
Post by: MarcusA on April 25, 2023, 08:49:01 AM
I suppose that we could just let him eat quiche.