Reworked for my Womble friends.
Do you know of any other versions?
On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
A coke can in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five Red Bull cans
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six Snickers wrappers
Five Red Bull cans
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven slugs a drinking
Six Snickers wrappers
Five Red Bull cans
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight broken bottles
Seven slugs a drinking
Six Snickers wrappers
Five Red Bull cans
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine water bottles
Eight broken bottles
Seven slugs a drinking
Six Snickers wrappers
Five Red Bull cans
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten Mac bags
Nine water bottles
Eight broken bottles
Seven slugs a drinking
Six Snickers wrappers
Five Red Bull cans
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the Eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven Chicken bones
Ten Mac bags
Nine water bottles
Eight broken bottles
Seven slugs a drinking
Six Snickers wrappers
Five Red Bull cans
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree
On the Twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve pee bottles!
Eleven Chicken bones
Ten Mac bags
Nine water bottles
Eight broken bottles
Seven slugs a drinking
Six Snickers wrappers
Five Red Bull cans
Four crisp packs
Three coffee cups
Two dog poo bags
And a coke can in a pear tree!
i do not throw out pee bottles.
that is so crass
Pure corn, but you (Tank) asked for it! ;D
The Twelve Days of Christmas in Australia
On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
An emu up a gum tree.
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve parrots prattling,
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
Paradies are fun.
Ah, a Christmas thread for 2021. OK then, how about the True Story of Christmas--
A Christmas song I actually like (they're rare).
Quote from: Bluenose on December 20, 2021, 11:46:02 PM
Pure corn, but you (Tank) asked for it! ;D
The Twelve Days of Christmas in Australia
....
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve parrots prattling,
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
Excellent!
Brolgas?
Quote from: Tank on December 21, 2021, 09:03:46 AM
Quote from: Bluenose on December 20, 2021, 11:46:02 PM
Pure corn, but you (Tank) asked for it! ;D
The Twelve Days of Christmas in Australia
....
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve parrots prattling,
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
Excellent!
Brolgas?
Brolga
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Brolga-1-Healesville%2C-Vic%2C-3.1.2008_edit.jpg)
Thank you :grin:
This thread shows some true talent and creativity. Watch out, Weird Al.
I remember a version where the "true love" is suing the donor for all the trouble caused by the gifts, like the lords a leaping swiving the maids a milking, the cattle shitting all over, etc. I don't seem to be able to find it online.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on December 23, 2021, 04:18:12 AM
I remember a version where the "true love" is suing the donor for all the trouble caused by the gifts, like the lords a leaping swiving the maids a milking, the cattle shitting all over, etc. I don't seem to be able to find it online.
Not Irish Grovner? I don't think I need to hear that again.