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Started by The Magic Pudding, July 09, 2011, 02:08:09 AM

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xSilverPhinx

Banned because I'm too clumsy to be that flexible. 

Oh dear, are those wine glasses some naive fool has placed in the middle of the supermarket aisle? Let me steer at least 3 meters clear of them...
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


jumbojak

Banned for wasting that much space in a supermarket aisle. Nearly ten feet between shelving is excessive.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Dark Lightning

Banned for telling supermarket management that their shelves are too far apart.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 30, 2019, 03:51:37 AM
Banned for telling supermarket management that their shelves are too far apart.

Banned because I am in agreement. All those people who don't know how to push damn trolleys properly within narrow aisles! Just won't work.  :headshake:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dark Lightning

Banned for using "trolley" instead of "cart".

jumbojak

Banned because it's a buggy.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Davin

Banned for being too controlling about what people call things.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Dark Lightning

Banned for laissez-faire grammar.

Bad Penny II

Banned for making the 1,492nd post in this thread, it is offensive to the indigenous peoples of the Americas.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

Ecurb Noselrub

Banned for hypersensitivity about offending certain groups.  Offending people is inevitable, so the best strategy is to spread it around evenly.

Bad Penny II

Banned for being a white male.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

jumbojak


"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Tank

Banned because you are bored.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

Banned for liking leather a little bit too much. :domanatrix:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant