Ban The Poster Above You

[No one]

Pontiac lays claim to that name ban.

[Magdalena]

I can tell by the look on your face that you want to be banned.
Banned.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for the self-ban you imposed on yourself. Don't you know how harmful self-banning is?

Here are some of the harmful effects of self-banning to be considered, kindly read and stop doing self-banning once again. (I've hi-lighted some in red that I thought you should be more mindful of, and crossed off a couple I thought were probably not very practical)


1.       Self-banning makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2.       Self-banning creates nervousness and neurological problems

3.       Self-banning is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction. (Not sure about this one)

4.       Self-banning addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5.       Self-banning creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6.       Self-banning causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7.       Self-banning also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8.       Getting red hot while self-banning will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9.       Self-banning cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a banning practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10.   Self-banning creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn't see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.

11.   Self-banning leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12.   Self-banning is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife/husband/partner.

13.   Over self-banning reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not self-ban.

14.   SThe seminal fluid that gets released on self-banning contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15.   Ethically self-banning is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16.   Self-banning wastes your time and makes you useless.

17.   The pleasure of Self-banning never lasts for a long time.

18.   Self-banning creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19.   Self-banning is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20.   It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21.   Guys who Self-banning will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can't feel pleasurable for a long time.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for hairy palms.

[Guardian85]

Banned because that is a myth.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

It's still fun to make unfounded accusations.  Banned.

[Magdalena]

Banned.
You must be an attorney. 

[Sandra Craft]

Banned for picking on attorneys without providing a good attorney joke to justify it.

[Magdalena]

I'm gonna have to ban you for being correct. I shouldn't pick on attorneys, it's just that I had a bad experience with one, let me tell you about it:

The judge is explaining things.
My attorney turns to me and asks: "Do you understand everything the judge is saying?"
Me: "Yes."
My attorney: "Good, because I don't."

True story. 

[No one]

Truth is stranger than fiction ban.

[OldGit]

Banned for violation of Rule 39, section xxiv (a).

[Tank]

Banned for changing your avatar. Again!

[Biggus Dickus]

Speaking of avatars, you are hereby banned for having one that unfortunately reminds me of the Tea Party here in the US...

[xSilverPhinx]

Banned because of the brand new and exceedingly shiny avatar

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for discrimination against ADHD people, who love shiny things. There goes another one!!!