Ban The Poster Above You

[Davin]

And if you don't want everyone to know why, then wrap up a BLT sandwich and a factory sealed bottle of orange juice to the park at 11:36am and leave it on the bench next to the fourth light post. Also: no police.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned and than some.

Just so you know Davin, we the secret few here at HAF know exactly what you are up to, so although you may think you're being all secretive and clandestine, we're watching; oh yes, we are definitely watching you. In fact we've have had our eyes on you for a long, long time....BLT my ass!

[Guardian85]

Banned for suggesting such a lewd thing with bacon, lettuce and tomato. 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because I want to be lured by Magdalena some more, the saucy little wench!

[Magdalena]

Banned because I want to be lured by Magdalena some more, the saucy little wench!

Right now I want to ban you, but not symbolically...   literally!
But I can't do that until I get a "yes" or "no" answer from you:

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for scaring me.

[Magdalena]

What happened to all that...
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me."
Hmm!? 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

My God, it's true! Maggie IS a witch!!  She turned me into a newt!!  Burn her, bur..... uh, ban her, ban her!

[Magdalena]

Banned for making it official.

[No one]

Bona fide ban.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Mala fide ban.

[Magdalena]

Bona o Mala, Bella o Brutta, it doesn't matta', you're banned.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Witches are banned
So that means YOU!

[Magdalena]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Christians are banned
So that means YOU!

[Guardian85]

Banned for banning in verse.