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Title: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Tank on February 08, 2012, 11:31:23 AM
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Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Asmodean on February 08, 2012, 11:48:09 AM
Right between the top two. In that place, an ancient Asmo would be perfect.  :D
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Tank on February 08, 2012, 11:49:44 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 08, 2012, 11:48:09 AM
Right between the top two. In that place, an ancient Asmo would be perfect.  :D
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Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Tank on February 08, 2012, 11:50:18 AM
Asmodean Lumpicalis
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Asmodean on February 08, 2012, 11:51:27 AM
Quote from: Tank on February 08, 2012, 11:50:18 AM
Asmodean Lumpicalis
Asmodean Grumpalumpacus  ;D
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Ali on February 08, 2012, 02:53:55 PM
They had excellent cheek bones.  :)
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Sandra Craft on February 08, 2012, 03:45:37 PM
Holy crap, one of them looks like my uncle Dewey.
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: ThinkAnarchy on February 08, 2012, 07:37:51 PM
Stop with your lies Tank. If we evolved from monkey's, why are there still monkey's running around? You can't turn paper into fire and still have paper, so why should monkeys be able to turn into people without the monkeys disappearing. You're so stupid.  ;D
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Tank on February 08, 2012, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on February 08, 2012, 07:37:51 PM
Stop with your lies Tank. If we evolved from monkey's, why are there still monkey's running around? You can't turn paper into fire and still have paper, so why should monkeys be able to turn into people without the monkeys disappearing. You're so stupid.  ;D
;D
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Tank on February 08, 2012, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 08, 2012, 03:45:37 PM
Holy crap, one of them looks like my uncle Dewey.

Come on! You've got to tell us which one. Uncle Dewey will never find out!
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Amicale on February 08, 2012, 08:46:42 PM
I definitely have some homo habilis in me. Seriously. If you gave that one brown hair and glasses, you'd have me. Same shaped head and everything...
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Twentythree on February 08, 2012, 08:55:21 PM
Soooo...how do the scientists and artists that work on these busts figure for facial and body. For example why aren't any of our anscestors sporting a sweet Cheech Marin moustache??

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Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Crocoduck on February 08, 2012, 10:31:55 PM
I got a Homo erectus once. I was young, curious and exploring my confused adolescent sexuality. A cold shower helped with the swelling and lots of prayer made sure it never came back.
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Sandra Craft on February 09, 2012, 03:15:17 AM
Quote from: Tank on February 08, 2012, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 08, 2012, 03:45:37 PM
Holy crap, one of them looks like my uncle Dewey.

Come on! You've got to tell us which one. Uncle Dewey will never find out!

True enough, Uncle Dewey probably thinks going to a atheist website would cause him to instantly disintergrate.  Silly Homo Rudolfensis man.
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: skwurll on February 09, 2012, 04:33:50 AM
Wow... I didn't know my family was that... hairy...
Title: Re: Meet a few of your ancestors and cousins.
Post by: Tank on February 09, 2012, 07:35:11 AM
Quote from: Crocoduck on February 08, 2012, 10:31:55 PM
I got a Homo erectus once. I was young, curious and exploring my confused adolescent sexuality. A cold shower helped with the swelling and lots of prayer made sure it never came back.

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