The West Coast Eagles are simply pathetic, and they're my favourite team after East Perth in WAFL. My grandmother could play for the Eagles and do better, even though she's dead. The Eagles are sick and decrepit, dead in the water.
It's a bottom of the ladder clash between the Eagles and the Hawks this weekend. It will probably decide which team gets the wooden spoon this year. Go back home to sleep, West Coast.
The coach at West Coast has to go, an over 100 points thumping from lowly Hawthorn.