If I were a book...

[MarcusA]

If I were a book, I'd tell a story of love and sorrow: such as true romance seems.

This is a game. Play along with me if it pleases you.

[MarcusA]

If I were a book, I'd tell a stack of lies and make a motza.

[No one]

If i were a book,
would you take a look?
A story of glory?
A cook, on the hook.
For being a crook,
and all the stuff they took.

[MarcusA]

If i were a book,
would you take a look?
A story of glory?
A cook, on the hook.
For being a crook,
and all the stuff they took.

The religious are sick, sick in the head. The religious like being deceived.

[MarcusA]

If I were a book, I'd be blank right now.

Poetically, I am going through a drought.

[MarcusA]

If I were a book, I'd make no sense at all and win a heap of fans.

[Tank]

So you'd be a holy book?

[MarcusA]

So you'd be a holy book?

Quasi-religious, more postmodern.

[MarcusA]

If I were a book, I'd be postmodern and get some academic to endorse me.

[MarcusA]

I am postmodern. I make no sense at all.

[No one]

If a book was I
memoirs make you cry.
No eye, to be dry.
The what, the where, the why.
before it all went awry.
All for naught, the end is nigh.

[Icarus]

If I were a book I would be banned by dumb ass Christian nationalists who are hell bent to protect their children from"'groomers". 

My book would be about beginning math. If I mentioned that cats have nine lives and called my feine "pussy cat", then I would be in danger of burning at stake along with my book. Why do the book burner crackpots have organizations calling themselves names like: Moms for Freedom?  Freedom? and you are going to ban my damned book?

[No one]

You speak as if there is an ounce (29.574 ml) of coherence amongst the horde of asinine buffoons.

[Recusant]

A chrestomathy of practical items, random "interesting" bits of science, occasional fragments of fiction, and some pictures. Illustrations are sadly almost entirely missing from contemporary books.

[No one]

Where is the rampaging? The pillaging? The tumultuous destruction? The wrath? The fury? The preface does not include any comparable barbarian parallels.