Title: Hello!!
Post by: derrensmiths on January 11, 2010, 09:16:52 AM
Post by: derrensmiths on January 11, 2010, 09:16:52 AM
I am new to this forum and would like to say Belated Happy New Year to all.
See you guys later.
Let me make you smile a bit.
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Funny Jokes.
Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"
Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.
"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
See you guys later.
Let me make you smile a bit.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.sajithm.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F12%2FHappyNewYear.jpg&hash=58ba6c576f00df745087757a83ce8c893f31de47)
Funny Jokes.
Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"
Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.
"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
Title: Re: Hello!!
Post by: G-Roll on January 11, 2010, 02:49:39 PM
Post by: G-Roll on January 11, 2010, 02:49:39 PM
QuoteSupport a Familyi liked this one
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
welcome to the forum. see ya in the threads.
Title: Re: Hello!!
Post by: McQ on January 11, 2010, 10:06:07 PM
Post by: McQ on January 11, 2010, 10:06:07 PM
Welcome to the forum and thanks for the laughs!