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Started by Dave, July 04, 2016, 07:38:30 PM

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Biggus Dickus

Magdalena,

Tell you friend I can't be fired, only suspended or defrocked (An action known in the church as laicization, which comes from the Latin phrase, ad poenam or too punish) but such actions can only be imposed by the church, not from you or your friend.

So get baking, I want Oatmeal Butterscotch cookies.

Cruzar a sí mismo.


Fr. Bruno
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

Quote from: Father Bruno on January 09, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
Tell you friend I can't be fired, only suspended or defrocked...
My friend would like to know if she can watch while you're being defrocked.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Magdalena on January 09, 2017, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on January 09, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
Tell you friend I can't be fired, only suspended or defrocked...
My friend would like to know if she can watch while you're being defrocked.

:lol:

Stripped of your privileges!
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Magdalena

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 09, 2017, 09:43:24 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 09, 2017, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on January 09, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
Tell you friend I can't be fired, only suspended or defrocked...
My friend would like to know if she can watch while you're being defrocked.

:lol:

Stripped of your privileges!

:grin:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Firebird

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 09, 2017, 09:43:24 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 09, 2017, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on January 09, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
Tell you friend I can't be fired, only suspended or defrocked...
My friend would like to know if she can watch while you're being defrocked.

:lol:

Stripped of your privileges!

Bom-chicka-bom-bomm...
"Great, replace one book about an abusive, needy asshole with another." - Will (moderator) on replacing hotel Bibles with "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Arturo

It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Arturo The1  リ壱

Biggus Dickus

Quote from: Firebird on January 09, 2017, 10:31:28 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 09, 2017, 09:43:24 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 09, 2017, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on January 09, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
Tell you friend I can't be fired, only suspended or defrocked...
My friend would like to know if she can watch while you're being defrocked.

:lol:

Stripped of your privileges!

Bom-chicka-bom-bomm...

Y'all have no respect for members of the cloth,...darn atheists. :hooked: :hulk: :hulk: :picard facepalm:
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Arturo

It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Arturo The1  リ壱

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Father Bruno on January 10, 2017, 04:21:26 AM
Quote from: Firebird on January 09, 2017, 10:31:28 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 09, 2017, 09:43:24 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 09, 2017, 07:44:36 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on January 09, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
Tell you friend I can't be fired, only suspended or defrocked...
My friend would like to know if she can watch while you're being defrocked.

:lol:

Stripped of your privileges!

Bom-chicka-bom-bomm...

Y'all have no respect for members of the cloth,...darn atheists. :hooked: :hulk: :hulk: :picard facepalm:

No, no respect.  :headshake:

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Lark

I suggest doing Surveys as a good idea for people stuck inside and mostly alone. There are plenty of them and they pay good money if you stick to it. Worth a try.

Bad Penny II

Quote from: Lark on January 12, 2017, 01:35:49 PM
I suggest doing Surveys as a good idea for people stuck inside and mostly alone. There are plenty of them and they pay good money if you stick to it. Worth a try.

Sage advice Lark

Though I query the marketing mysteries.
There's so many questions to be asked.
Those with money have not time to waste.
Stuck insides and mostly alone will suffice.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

Biggus Dickus

We were on the edge of the desert, near Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold...I wanted lemons, but they kept giving me oranges, not even a decent lime to bite into, just fucking oranges, but the salt was divine, straight from the desert floor, pure alkaline.

Raw tequila bites better than warm bourbon, and gives you a better voice. Less gravelly, more soul and spirit...bourbon is for cheap motels, unfiltered cigarettes, and washed-out dreams...with tequila you can see god, write poetry, fall in love.

Sobriety is sobering.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Father Bruno on January 14, 2017, 04:12:51 AM
We were on the edge of the desert, near Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold...I wanted lemons, but they kept giving me oranges, not even a decent lime to bite into, just fucking oranges, but the salt was divine, straight from the desert floor, pure alkaline.

Raw tequila bites better than warm bourbon, and gives you a better voice. Less gravelly, more soul and spirit...bourbon is for cheap motels, unfiltered cigarettes, and washed-out dreams...with tequila you can see god, write poetry, fall in love.

Sobriety is sobering.

I see the Hotel California up ahead in the distance.   

It's worth noting that tequila is the absolute best panty dropper in the known universe.

Magdalena

#74
I spent the whole night with a young one from Argentina. :sad sigh:

He was young and robust, not smooth at all, a bit rough. Not refined and a little bit immature. Muscular and vigorous, very powerful body. Intellectually satisfying, but flamboyant and arrogant, in one word, "opulent." Good looking, but more like man-ballerina. Dumb, which is typical of those who are too young.

No cashmere in my mouth either. Let's just say, "took up all the room in my mouth and hanged in awkward places."

From now on, I will only spend the night with those who are more mature. They seem to be more elegant. They are more refined and harmonious. They can be lively and some even have vitality, but they are mellow, delicate and smooth.

I learned my lesson the hard way.  :pensive:
From now on, only mature and noble Cabernet Sauvignon from Napa Valley.   :-\

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant