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Title: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 03:41:52 AM
I'm mental and into metal, what are you going to do about it.?
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: Asmodean on May 03, 2023, 08:18:37 AM
The Asmo, who is the Godliest of Gods (And The Asmoest of The Asmos), actually approves, so... Nothing?
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 08:41:40 AM
Grunge is next to Godliness.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: Asmodean on May 03, 2023, 08:55:40 AM
Yes, but only next to. The Asmo approves of Nirvana, but less so than He does of a lot of other stuff. :smilenod:
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 10:29:01 AM
Nirvana, is an example of bad art.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: Asmodean on May 03, 2023, 11:08:46 AM
Eh... Had a smattering of OK songs.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 11:12:35 AM
Grunge smelt like sweat.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 11:34:49 AM
The ass sweat of someone who never wiped their ass.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 11:55:37 AM
You smell of farts, No one.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: The Magic Pudding. on May 03, 2023, 11:58:56 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 03, 2023, 11:08:46 AMEh... Had a smattering of OK songs.

I agree, whether we agree on which are OK is another thing.
By the time Nirvana arrived the peak of music (for me) was 20 years gone.  Compared to what was on offer they did some good tunes.  It's only got worse since (for me).


Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 12:05:36 PM
You can keep up the pillow talk Marcus, but all your adulation is for naught.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: The Magic Pudding. on May 03, 2023, 12:19:56 PM
I don't really get why there is so much bitterness from some atheists towards god.
The first and only tenet of athe"ism" is god/s doesn't/don't exist.
It's OK to be annoyed by the weather, but the failures of non existent god? seems odd.


Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 12:25:46 PM
No bitterness towards the wish granting magic sky pixie, just outright disgust in what the upright apes justify in its name.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: The Magic Pudding. on May 03, 2023, 12:50:40 PM
Dear god, don't let Neil die, please.

Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 09:28:35 PM
Dear God, let me die.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 09:44:56 PM
Dear god,

You are hereby cordially invited to pick the corn out of my shit. You can wash it down with the sweat of my balls.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 09:48:01 PM
Quote from: No one on May 03, 2023, 09:44:56 PMDear god,

You are hereby cordially invited to pick the corn out of my shit. You can wash it down with the sweat of my balls.

Jesus, No one.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 09:52:04 PM
He can help.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 09:58:52 PM
Jesus loves me...like a hole in the head.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 10:21:56 PM
No, just the hole in your head.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 10:26:24 PM
Quote from: No one on May 03, 2023, 10:21:56 PMNo, just the hole in your head.

My ass.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 10:31:17 PM
Yeah, that hole as well.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 10:36:55 PM
The hole that fits in the hole in the head, yes?
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on May 03, 2023, 11:26:40 PM
Are you a contortionist?
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 03, 2023, 11:41:08 PM
Quote from: No one on May 03, 2023, 11:26:40 PMAre you a contortionist?

My ass, silly.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 06, 2023, 07:53:13 AM
Dear God, disappear.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 13, 2023, 06:29:38 AM
Dear God, get rooted.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on May 23, 2023, 05:54:20 AM
Dear God, you smell bad, it must be because you're dead.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on June 01, 2023, 02:50:20 AM
Dear God, do something other than disturbing the mad for chrissakes.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on June 18, 2023, 02:21:39 AM
Dear God, I use Dear God a lot.
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: No one on June 18, 2023, 04:10:30 AM
Dear god,
Did it hurt when Mary called out my name?
Title: Re: Dear God
Post by: MarcusA on August 06, 2023, 07:29:28 AM
Dear God,
I want to kill something,
especially this boredom.
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