The rules are simple. You say something like "The next person is... "
and you answer "True" or "False" and put up another question for the next person.
So I'll start...
The next person owns a dog.
True!
The next person is a coffee addict.
Quote from: Ali on May 21, 2012, 10:43:22 PM
True!
The next person is a coffee addict.
False.
The next person is particular about their personal appearance.
True
The next person owns a pet.
Quote from: Tank on May 21, 2012, 10:50:03 PM
True
The next person owns a pet.
True!
The next person has traveled on a train.
Quote from: Amicale on May 21, 2012, 10:51:48 PM
True!
The next person has traveled on a train.
True
The next person has thrown up on their mother when drunk.
Quote from: Tank on May 21, 2012, 10:54:04 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 21, 2012, 10:51:48 PM
True!
The next person has traveled on a train.
True
The next person has thrown up on their mother when drunk.
False (my mother was never drunk).
The next person has had an affair.
False!
The next person is married.
False and unlikely to change.
The next person has dyed hair
Quote from: Asmodean on May 21, 2012, 11:59:16 PM
False and unlikely to change.
The next person has dyed hair
False. The next person has gone scuba diving.
False.
The next person has never broken any bones.
True
The next person has children.
False
The next person would have cosmetic surgery to alter their appearance.
True
The next person is afraid of spiders.
False. The spiders are afraid of him. >:(
The next person likes chocolate
True, chocolate's great!
The next person's favourite colour is blue.
There is no gray other than Gray, and The Asmo is Its prophet.
The next person knows the complete lyrics to his/her national anthem
True.
The next person is allergic to cats.
False.
The next person speaks more than one language.
True.
The next person spends way too much time in front of the computer.
Oh shit yes. Very true.
The next person gets at least 7 hours sleep per night on average.
False.
The next person knows a centenarian.
True. She's 101, and won't see 102, but she's lived one absolutely amazing life.
The next person would like to go sky-diving.
True. Will I? Probably not, because I'll freak out at the last second.
The next person has lived in another country besides their own for at least 6 months.
True. Germany.
The next person thinks BH's horse is very cute.
True
The next person is over 6' 0" tall.
True.
The next person speaks two languages.
False (Functional drinking German but that's it)
The next person has worn lipstick at some point.
Quote from: Tank on May 22, 2012, 10:02:23 AM
False (Functional drinking German but that's it)
The next person has worn lipstick at some point.
True (but I wont go into detail...)
The next person has taken control of an aircraft in flight.
False, else I wouldn't be replying to this post.
The next person enjoys going to the theatre.
true and false Depends on what's on!
The next person hates spiders.
Quote from: Tank on May 22, 2012, 01:24:13 PM
true and false Depends on what's on!
The next person hates spiders.
Why would He? The spiders fear Him. :D
The next person is unemployed
False for now, but it'll be true (at least for awhile) after I retire in November.
The next person has never gone to the beach.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on May 22, 2012, 03:13:28 PM
The next person has never gone to the beach.
False.
The next person is an anarchist.
You'd think very false and very true simultaneously were impossible, but they are not. ;D
The next person has below 100% eyesight
Sooo False! (terribly nearsighted)
The next person owns a smartphone.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 22, 2012, 03:39:06 PM
Sooo False! (terribly nearsighted)
...So I can see. :P
QuoteThe next person owns a smartphone.
My phone is a HTC Magic and although I would not call it very smart, apparently, it is one. True.
The next person watches porn (more than once a year)
Quote from: Asmodean on May 22, 2012, 03:41:55 PM
The next person watches porn (more than once a year)
True, although I have cut back drastically since my pubescent years.
The next person lost their virginity
after the age of 18.
False.
The next person's either married, engaged, or is in a long-term relationship.
False
The next person has gone to college.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 22, 2012, 05:49:38 PM
False
The next person has gone to college.
True.
The next person will answer 'False'.
True. Or false. Wait... ???
The next person likes to drink coke.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 22, 2012, 06:11:33 PM
True. Or false. Wait... ???
The next person likes to drink coke.
False. Even when I did drink soft drinks a lot I usually drank root beer.
The next persons favorite alcoholic beverage is wine.
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 22, 2012, 06:22:23 PM
The next persons favorite alcoholic beverage is wine.
False. I don't drink much alcohol.
The next person drives a German car.
Technically false - it's a Skoda.
The next person is not a grandparent.
Quote from: OldGit on May 22, 2012, 07:14:18 PM
Technically false - it's a Skoda.
The next person is not a grandparent.
False. I've just had all the energy sucked out of me by the little man.
The next person would go to the moon if they could.
True.
The next person is an aunt or uncle.
Quote from: Amicale on May 22, 2012, 08:06:17 PM
The next person is an aunt or uncle.
True.
The next person will vote for Romney.
False. Wrong country.
The next person hates chocolate.
Quote from: Tank on May 22, 2012, 08:35:56 PM
False. Wrong country.
The next person hates chocolate.
Slightly true. I can't eat more than a bite.
The next person is afraid of snakes.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 22, 2012, 08:39:28 PM
The next person is afraid of snakes.
Yes. Not deathly...but enough to stay safe.
The next person is sitting at work.
True
The next person has been to Hawaii
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 22, 2012, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 22, 2012, 08:39:28 PM
The next person is afraid of snakes.
Yes. Not deathly...but enough to stay safe.
The next person is sitting at work.
False. It's 9.15 pm hereabouts and I'm an office wallah.
The next person has lied to their partner.
Quote from: hismikeness on May 22, 2012, 09:09:47 PM
The next person has been to Hawaii
True. Flight on C5 Galaxy
Next person colors their hair.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 22, 2012, 09:17:21 PM
Quote from: hismikeness on May 22, 2012, 09:09:47 PM
The next person has been to Hawaii
True. Flight on C5 Galaxy
Next person colors their hair.
True.
Next person likes facial piercings
False.
Next person prefers extreme cold weather to extreme hot weather, in other words, would rather live in the Antarctic to a scorched desert.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 22, 2012, 09:28:06 PM
False.
The Asmo, he disapproves of you, your avatar and your left kidney. >:(
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Next person prefers extreme cold weather to extreme hot weather, in other words, would rather live in the Antarctic to a scorched desert.
False. I'd take the desert.
Next person owns a motorcycle
Quote from: Asmodean on May 22, 2012, 09:33:00 PM
Next person owns a motorcycle
False.
The next person fantasizes about being someone else at least 5% of his/her waking hours.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 22, 2012, 10:35:55 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 22, 2012, 09:33:00 PM
Next person owns a motorcycle
False.
The next person fantasizes about being someone else at least 5% of his/her waking hours.
I think most of us fantasize about being someone else... It's called dreams and hopes. Probably true, even though I am content being me.
The next person has at some point in his/her life been arrested
Quote from: Asmodean on May 22, 2012, 10:42:29 PM
The next person has at some point in his/her life been arrested
False.
Next person is cheating on HAF with another forum.
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 22, 2012, 11:00:23 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 22, 2012, 10:42:29 PM
The next person has at some point in his/her life been arrested
False.
Next person is cheating on HAF with another forum.
False, one is good enough for me.
The next person decided not to work today and sit outside in the sun all day.
False. Got called in to work extra.
The next person has practiced classical martial arts.
False. I'm with Penn and Teller on that.
The next person is not on Faebook
Quote from: Asmodean on May 22, 2012, 11:56:37 PM
False. I'm with Penn and Teller on that.
The next person is not on Faebook
True. It is a monument to vacuity and a celebration of the mundane.
The next person has a morbid fear of antique furniture.
False.
The next person lives in an urban area.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 23, 2012, 12:09:32 AM
False.
The next person lives in an urban area.
False. I live in the Burbs just outside the fun urban area.
The next person thinks this game is one of the best threads here.
True!
The next person enjoys drinking beer
Quote from: Firebird on May 23, 2012, 01:40:01 AM
True!
The next person enjoys drinking beer
True!
The next person has a tattoo.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 23, 2012, 02:10:25 AM
True!
The next person has a tattoo.
False. I wanted one in college, the first time, but could never decide what I actually wanted. Now I'm thankful I could never decide on one.
The next person thinks Seinfeld is a great show.
False
The next person auditions in Broadway Musicals and keeps hearing "Next person!"
False, I can only wish I had that much guts.
The next person loves dancing.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on May 23, 2012, 06:16:02 AM
False, I can only wish I had that much guts.
The next person loves dancing.
True. But I'm not that good at it ;D
The next person has had a cyber afaire
False. People tried, but cyberomance just doesn't interest me at all.
The next person donates blood
False. But I would if I could.
The next person has delusions of megalomania.
Quote from: Tank on May 23, 2012, 09:56:20 AM
The next person has delusions of megalomania.
False, my megalomania is real, have an Asmo certified certificate certifying it as such.
The next person doesn't skip the Dr Who intro theme even when in a hurry.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 23, 2012, 10:01:44 AM
The next person doesn't skip the Dr Who intro theme even when in a hurry.
True. ALL of Dr Who is good!
The next person would 'plank' on the top of the Empire State building if they could.
Quote from: Tank on May 23, 2012, 10:03:51 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 23, 2012, 10:01:44 AM
The next person doesn't skip the Dr Who intro theme even when in a hurry.
True. ALL of Dr Who is good!
The next person would 'plank' on the top of the Empire State building if they could.
False. Planking is stupid.
The next person is lactose intolerant.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 23, 2012, 01:30:16 PM
The next person is lactose intolerant.
True
The next person loves to run.
False. But I do like to walk.
The next person has curly hair.
True
The next person is still in school.
False
The next person will respond to this incorrectly.
False ;)
The next person watched "Lost" and now thinks they wasted a lot of hours for nothing
Quote from: Firebird on May 23, 2012, 03:37:42 PM
False ;)
The next person watched "Lost" and now thinks they wasted a lot of hours for nothing
False. I watched the first episode and wasn't caught up in it; thank goodness!!
It next person picks their nose and eats what they find.
Quote from: Tank on May 23, 2012, 03:51:28 PM
It next person picks their nose and eats what they find.
False. Good Lord, we are "scraping" the bottom of something here.
The next person has a Ph.D. in something.
False. I do not have a 'pile it higher and deeper'. :D
The next person has done something extremely risky before, to the point where they thought 'how the heck did I live through that?!?'
Quote from: Amicale on May 23, 2012, 04:26:09 PM
The next person has done something extremely risky before, to the point where they thought 'how the heck did I live through that?!?'
True.
The next person has farted and 'followed through' :-[
Quote from: Tank on May 23, 2012, 04:47:34 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 23, 2012, 04:26:09 PM
The next person has done something extremely risky before, to the point where they thought 'how the heck did I live through that?!?'
True.
The next person has farted and 'followed through' :-[
Well, who hasn't? True, but I won't say when.
The next person is not-too-distantly related to Benjamin Disraeli.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 23, 2012, 07:51:58 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 23, 2012, 04:47:34 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 23, 2012, 04:26:09 PM
The next person has done something extremely risky before, to the point where they thought 'how the heck did I live through that?!?'
True.
The next person has farted and 'followed through' :-[
Well, who hasn't? True, but I won't say when.
The next person is not-too-distantly related to Benjamin Disraeli.
Does second cousin of a man who once met a man who slept with his granddaughter count? If not, false.
The next person has dreams about taking an examination for which he is inadequately prepared.
False.
The next person is a member of some "green" movement
False the only movement I am a member of is a bowel movement.
The next person is going through a mid life crisis.
Am I ever! Been going on for seven years now.
The next person has a university degree
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on May 23, 2012, 08:57:08 PM
The next person is going through a mid life crisis.
False "I'm in my prime" Doc Holiday - Tombstone
The next person is a law abiding citizen that constantly breaks the law.
Edit: D'oh...sorry Asmo.
Quote from: Asmodean on May 23, 2012, 09:00:24 PM
Am I ever! Been going on for seven years now.
The next person has a university degree
True.
The next person seriously ponders the advice in Chinese fortune cookies.
False I only Eat at Chinese restaurants because I hate cats.
The next person likes has traveled to an exotic island
False. I want to go to Mauritius, though.
The next person is left handed.
Quote from: hismikeness on May 23, 2012, 09:08:46 PM
False. I want to go to Mauritius, though.
The next person is left handed.
True.
The next person has questioned his/her own sanity in the past month.
True Listening to pink floyds song sheep puts me in a "mood"
The next person likes to wear flashy hats
False
The next person lives in different country than they were born in.
True
The next person has insomnia
True. Although it has been improving some
The next person enjoys a bit of stargazing
True I have been known to look up a time or two.
The next person has tried chocolate covered bacon
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on May 23, 2012, 09:22:35 PM
True I have been known to look up a time or two.
The next person has tried chocolate covered bacon
True
The next person prefers dogs over cats.
True Dogs are much more mellow animals
The next person has never had Chicken pox
Partially true. I like fish, but shellfish (shrimp, crab, lobster, etc.) literally makes me heave. Allergies, see.
The next person is a headbanger.
True, though I only bang other people's heads.
The next person is a devout Pastafarian.
False. His Grayness is The First Asmoist.
The next person wouldn't mind doing something that would make him/her look utterly ridiculous just for laughs
Quote from: Asmodean on May 23, 2012, 10:06:30 PM
The next person wouldn't mind doing something that would make him/her look utterly ridiculous just for laughs
True. Done that.
Next will be eating dinnner in the next few minutes.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on May 23, 2012, 10:11:09 PM
Next will be eating dinnner in the next few minutes.
False. Done that this evening already.
The next person would rather go to the bottom of the sea rather than the moon.
False. While I acknowledge that there is a lot to be learned down there, the Moon is way cooler in my book.
The next person can't stand otherwise good audiobooks if read by the "wrong" person
Quote from: Asmodean on May 23, 2012, 10:42:00 PM
False. While I acknowledge that there is a lot to be learned down there, the Moon is way cooler in my book.
The next person can't stand otherwise good audiobooks if read by the "wrong" person
True, though I dislike audio books in general.
The next person owns or has owned an Apple product.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 23, 2012, 11:16:18 PM
The next person owns or has owned an Apple product.
True. I have some Apple sauce in the fridge ;)
The next person has put there underpants on backwards and looked a real tool in the loo trying to...
False. with most of my boxers, a mistake like that would be hard to notice.
The next person has an odd number of socks
True I have 9 white socks and 3 black socks.
The Next person has put on a clown wig and done a striptease for their significant other.
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on May 24, 2012, 12:17:57 AM
The Next person has put on a clown wig and done a striptease for their significant other.
False and that sounds really creepy. I have never really liked clowns anyway.
The next person sometimes curses in inappropriate situations.
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 24, 2012, 02:07:47 AM
The next person sometimes curses in inappropriate situations.
True. I once said "fuck!" loudly in a Unitarian Universalist parking lot. I have parking issues.
The next person has secretly kissed themselves in the mirror.
False.
The next person knows all 50 US Capitols.
Quote from: hismikeness on May 24, 2012, 03:10:59 AM
False.
The next person knows all 50 US Capitols.
True.
The next person has been to Egypt.
False, but I wanna.
Unlike Eric Cartman, the next person is a tree hugger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ&feature=related
Quote from: ibm on May 24, 2012, 03:48:22 AM
Unlike Eric Cartman, the next person is a tree hugger.
True. The next person has a longer than 60 minute commute to work.
False. 7 minutes.
The next person has never had a traffic ticket.
Quote from: hismikeness on May 24, 2012, 04:37:48 AM
The next person has never had a traffic ticket.
False.
Going with the cop thing; the next person has been issued a ticket they felt was bullshit. Ex. My running a stop sign because I stopped just past the solid white.
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 24, 2012, 04:40:54 AM
Quote from: hismikeness on May 24, 2012, 04:37:48 AM
The next person has never had a traffic ticket.
False.
Going with the cop thing; the next person has been issued a ticket they felt was bullshit. Ex. My running a stop sign because I stopped just past the solid white.
False. I violate the traffic laws with reckless abandon.
The next person writes angry, incoherent letters to newspapers, which never get printed.
False.
The next person plays to many vdeo games.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 24, 2012, 10:15:30 AM
The next person plays to many video games.
False HAF is my video game.
The next person is typing wearing just a dressing gown and slippers.
False. Wearing boxers and a baseball cap.
The next person has big plans for their vacation
True. Traveling several hours to a larger city to visit people, have fun, explore, look into various things and try not to get in too much trouble. ;D
The next person loves airplane travel.
True, although the same can't be said about my mother.
The next person had cereal for breakfast.
True! Cereal mixed with yogurt and a banana. And coffee. Which I am now drinking.
The next person had sex yesterday.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 24, 2012, 02:33:03 PM
The next person had sex yesterday.
Nope. But may get me some on monday.
The next person can carry a tune
False :(
The next person has feet at least one size different from each other.
How dare you! False of course.
The next person is often rude to waiters but is too ashamed to admit it.
Oh no! People who are rude to waiters get more in their food than they know about. I'm rude to all sorts of people, but not waiters. Well, only after I've finished eating and never intend to come back. And then not often, because I think they have a secret brotherhood who post clandestine photos of rude customers on a database somewhere in Khazakstan.
The next person is rude to everybody.
False. I am only rude to people who deserve it.
The next person has never been to another continent.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 24, 2012, 07:15:15 PM
False. I am only rude to people who deserve it.
The next person has never been to another continent.
False. Does that make me incontinent?
The next person can get aroused by smells.
False thats a bit too kinky for me
The next person has every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD
True! Very true! (which smells, I will not say, exactly - but the tamer of them include certain body washes, the air after a thunderstorm, or a certain perfume). ;D
The next person can balance on one foot, without leaning against/hanging onto anything, for at least 30 seconds.
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on May 24, 2012, 08:07:06 PM
False thats a bit too kinky for me
The next person has every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD
Whoops, didn't see you! Yes, I do. Correct.
My question above still stands.
True
The next person is double jointed at the elbows
True! It's like that question was made for me! Spooky. :o
The next person had a tail when s/he was born. ;D (I haven't read through the rest yet, so I'm hoping I picked one that no one has asked yet.)
Quote from: Ali on May 24, 2012, 08:25:00 PM
True! It's like that question was made for me! Spooky. :o
The next person had a tail when s/he was born. ;D (I haven't read through the rest yet, so I'm hoping I picked one that no one has asked yet.)
False.
The next person plays a sport.
True Only for fun on occasion though.
The next person can do a backflip
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on May 24, 2012, 08:30:55 PM
True Only for fun on occasion though.
The next person can do a backflip
False.
On a good day I can bend my single-jointed knees.
The next person is up past their bedtime.
Quote from: Willow on May 24, 2012, 10:27:06 PM
The next person is up past their bedtime.
Day rythm of a vampire who works days, so... True.
The next person thinks the TV license price is too steep for the amount of crap on every channel
Very True (I guess "license price" is sort of like the cable charge here in the states).
The next person is traveling this weekend.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 24, 2012, 10:36:12 PM
Very True (I guess "license price" is sort of like the cable charge here in the states).
Good enough for this question. Actually, in Norway, UK and a few other countries, everyone with a TV has to pay license fee that supports the ad-free government owned and/or controlled television.
Quote
The next person is traveling this weekend.
True. A visitor of mine wants to go to Drammen.
The next person is dissatisfied with the natural appearance of their hair (Color, curles etc - not the hair style)
False. I was going to Leeds but have had more important things come up annoyingly.
The next person has had work published in a book or magazine.
Quote from: Crow on May 24, 2012, 10:41:03 PM
False. I was going to Leeds but have had more important things come up annoyingly.
The next person has had work published in a book or magazine.
False for now, but the plans are in motion. Last question stands
Quote from: Asmodean on May 24, 2012, 10:42:26 PM
Quote from: Crow on May 24, 2012, 10:41:03 PM
False. I was going to Leeds but have had more important things come up annoyingly.
The next person has had work published in a book or magazine.
False for now, but the plans are in motion. Last question stands
I've had paid articles published on two different websites, does that count? If not, no. Though, I have plans for a book down the road.
The next person has been on three continents.
False. Only two so far. Looking to add a third this summer.
The next person thinks his/her boss is a d**k.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 24, 2012, 11:40:50 PM
False. Only two so far. Looking to add a third this summer.
The next person thinks his/her boss is a d**k.
False. I don't have a boss and never will.
The next person is not proficient at chess.
Quote from: En_Route on May 24, 2012, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 24, 2012, 11:40:50 PM
False. Only two so far. Looking to add a third this summer.
The next person thinks his/her boss is a d**k.
False. I don't have a boss and never will.
The next person is not proficient at chess.
True. I know the rules and how to play. But knowing the rules does not a chess player make.
The next person has some of their own artwork displayed in their home.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 25, 2012, 12:12:12 AM
Quote from: En_Route on May 24, 2012, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 24, 2012, 11:40:50 PM
False. Only two so far. Looking to add a third this summer.
The next person thinks his/her boss is a d**k.
False. I don't have a boss and never will.
The next person is not proficient at chess.
True. I know the rules and how to play. But knowing the rules does not a chess player make.
The next person has some of their own artwork displayed in their home.
True, but only in my room.
The next person is tired.
Tired bordering on a nice burnout.
The next person works shifts
False. Typically 9-5, but when I'm on call, all bets are off.
The next person has dyed their hair a different color at least once.
False. I keep my hair buzzed short. No need to color it.
The next person drinks more coffee than others do.
Quite true, I drink more coffee than I ever ought to.
The next person enjoys fruit tea.
Quote from: Amicale on May 25, 2012, 04:58:09 AM
The next person enjoys fruit tea.
False, my taste for warm beverages is very selective and excludes tea.
The next person goes to the movies at least once a week.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 25, 2012, 05:33:46 AM
The next person goes to the movies at least once a week.
Hasn't been true in years. The next person sometimes sits in movies thinking about how he would have done this so much better.
True. But then the next movie I go to I'm just blown away at how the director/videographer can be so very ,very brilliant.
The next person thinks they have their shit together and really understand whats going on.
Quote from: technolud on May 25, 2012, 07:29:17 AM
The next person thinks they have their shit together and really understand whats going on.
False. I wish it were true.
The next person likes soup.
Quote from: Tank on May 25, 2012, 08:41:48 AM
Quote from: technolud on May 25, 2012, 07:29:17 AM
The next person thinks they have their shit together and really understand whats going on.
False. I wish it were true.
The next person likes soup.
True. For the most part.
The next person does not own a motor vehicle.
Sadly, that's now true.
The next person cherishes certain illusions.
Quote from: OldGit on May 25, 2012, 09:38:50 AM
Sadly, that's now true.
The next person cherishes certain illusions.
False, but that's certainlythe wrong answer.
The next person has had a romantic encounter in a launderette.
Quote from: En_Route on May 25, 2012, 10:26:48 AM
Quote from: OldGit on May 25, 2012, 09:38:50 AM
Sadly, that's now true.
The next person cherishes certain illusions.
False, but that's certainlythe wrong answer.
The next person has had a romantic encounter in a launderette.
True.
The following person has had a romantic encounter in a graveyard!
False!
The next person has eaten Italian food at least once in the past week.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 25, 2012, 12:35:39 PM
The next person has eaten Italian food at least once in the past week.
True.
The next person owns a boat.
False.
The next person is starting to run out of good questions. :D
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 25, 2012, 12:48:26 PM
False.
The next person is starting to run out of good questions. :D
False. Far from it..
The next person was a disruptive influence at play school.
Quote from: En_Route on May 25, 2012, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 25, 2012, 12:48:26 PM
False.
The next person is starting to run out of good questions. :D
False. Far from it..
The next person was a disruptive influence at play school.
False, but I was less-than-attentive at comprehensive (high school).
The next person has hurt themselves doing childish things as an adult (climbing trees, skateboarding etc...)
True, not an adult but I've still hurt myself doing stupid things.
The next person has a food allergy.
True. All food makes me fat >:(
The next person is too young to vote.
Quote from: Tank on May 25, 2012, 02:16:33 PM
True. All food makes me fat >:(
The next person is too young to vote.
False. I've voted in every election since turning 18.
The next person likes to wear hats.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 25, 2012, 03:03:46 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 25, 2012, 02:16:33 PM
True. All food makes me fat >:(
The next person is too young to vote.
False. I've voted in every election since turning 18.
The next person likes to wear hats.
I have an aversion to them. They make my head sweat and obscure part of my dashing good looks.
The next person owns a kindle.
True, although my mother has claimed it for herself.
The next person is not a morning person.
False. I'm kind of like Rusty - I start easilly and go for as long as required.
The next person thinks extensive tanning makes one look... Ridiculous.
True true true!
Orange is becoming on no one. I am pretty pale and, when I was younger, my tanning teenage friends used to poke fun at me for it. Now I`m a week away from 27 and I still get regularly ID`d. Thanks to my life long sun-screening. :P
The next person has a party to go to tonight.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 25, 2012, 04:52:32 PM
True true true!
Orange is becoming on no one. I am pretty pale and, when I was younger, my tanning teenage friends used to poke fun at me for it. Now I`m a week away from 27 and I still get regularly ID`d. Thanks to my life long sun-screening. :P
The next person has a party to go to tonight.
False, but a football match instead which is much preferable.
The next person never says fuck.
Quote from: En_Route on May 25, 2012, 05:22:13 PM
False, but a football match instead which is much preferable.
The next person never says fuck.
False. Although I know it's crass, and it can be fairly argued that it makes you sound as though you have a limited vocabulary, I have to say that there are certain situations where the word "fuck" is immensely satisfying.
The next person loves Indian food.
Quote from: Ali on May 25, 2012, 05:36:30 PM
Quote from: En_Route on May 25, 2012, 05:22:13 PM
False, but a football match instead which is much preferable.
The next person never says fuck.
False. Although I know it's crass, and it can be fairly argued that it makes you sound as though you have a limited vocabulary, I have to say that there are certain situations where the word "fuck" is immensely satisfying.
As in ...me now!
Quote from: Ali on May 25, 2012, 05:36:30 PM
The next person loves Indian food.
True but only the original stuff not the OTT British arse burners
The next person has a criminal record
Quote from: Tank on May 25, 2012, 05:39:42 PM
True but only the original stuff not the OTT British arse burners
The next person has a criminal record
False.
The next person still reads paper newspapers.
Quote from: Ali on May 25, 2012, 05:59:14 PM
The next person still reads paper newspapers.
True. But only at the weekends.
The next person has a piercing that one would not normally see day-to-day.
Quote from: Tank on May 25, 2012, 06:00:51 PM
The next person has a piercing that one would not normally see day-to-day.
True, although it is facial. It's usually well-camouflaged by glasses and hair.
The next person has weed in their pants at least once since the age of ten
Quote from: Asmodean on May 25, 2012, 06:26:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 25, 2012, 06:00:51 PM
The next person has a piercing that one would not normally see day-to-day.
True, although it is facial. It's usually well-camouflaged by glasses and hair.
The next person has weed in their pants at least once since the age of ten
False
The next person has experienced culture shock.
True. I wasn't prepared for catholic prayer in school when I moved to Germany.
The next person knows a veteran.
Hmm... Vague question. I know veterans of wars, great events, corporations...
The next person has actually read the damned Bible cover to cover
False. I use it as a door stopper.
The next person has a very slight chance of attending Roger Water's The Wall concert at Québec city's Plaine d'Abraham on July 21th, 2012
http://www.roger-waters.com/
False. Unless I win the state lottery there is no way in hell I could afford a trip to Canada this summer.
The next person has been attacked with a knife.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 25, 2012, 07:26:38 PM
False. Unless I win the state lottery there is no way in hell I could afford a trip to Canada this summer.
The next person has been attacked with a knife.
True and have a scar on my face.
The next person isn't homosexual but has experimented sexually with the same sex.
Quote from: Crow on May 25, 2012, 07:32:49 PM
True and have a scar on my face.
The next person isn't homosexual but has experimented sexually with the same sex.
True.
The next person works out regularly.
Quote from: Ali on May 25, 2012, 07:35:00 PM
The next person works out
True
Quote...regularly.
False... :-\
The next person can ride a unicycle
True (for about three seconds).
The next person watches a lot of anime.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 25, 2012, 08:28:41 PM
True (for about three seconds).
The next person watches a lot of anime.
False.
The next person owns a weapon.
I have a car and an assortment of knives, hammers and screwdrivers. What? Those be weapons.
The next person actually buys actual CDs rather than download music from the Interwebs
True
The next person still plays vinyl records
Quote from: Tank on May 25, 2012, 08:39:09 PM
True
The next person still plays vinyl records
False.
The next person loves gelato.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 25, 2012, 08:42:35 PM
The next person loves gelato.
False. No idea what it is.
The next person has a heart of gold
Shards of ice spiraling around a blak hole, really.
The next person likes journeying by train
Quote from: Asmodean on May 25, 2012, 08:46:02 PM
Shards of ice spiraling around a blak hole, really.
The next person likes journeying by train
False, I have never really been on a train to know. Unless the monorail at Disney World counts.
The next person likes a little blood when eating red meat. (rare to medium-rare).
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 25, 2012, 08:48:35 PM
The next person likes a little blood when eating red meat. (rare to medium-rare).
Absolutely true
The next person has terrible neighbours
Quote from: Tom62 on May 25, 2012, 08:52:34 PM
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 25, 2012, 08:48:35 PM
The next person likes a little blood when eating red meat. (rare to medium-rare).
Absolutely true
The next person has terrible neighbours
True. They enjoy working in their car's engine at 3AM.
The next person has a collection of something.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 25, 2012, 08:55:16 PM
The next person has a collection of something.
True. I have an arrowhead collection and rock collection.
The next person bites their nails when anxious.
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 25, 2012, 09:09:52 PM
True. I have an arrowhead collection and rock collection.
The next person bites their nails when anxious.
True. Anxious, or drunk (except that I don't get drunk anymore. ;D)
The next person is going to get lucky this weekend.
Quote from: Ali on May 25, 2012, 09:11:43 PM
The next person is going to get lucky this weekend.
False, in the traditional sense. My wife is out of town.
The next person is going to drink more than one kind of wine this weekend.
False. Drinking beer this weekend.
The next person is getting take-out this weekend.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 25, 2012, 10:19:05 PM
False. Drinking beer this weekend.
The next person is getting take-out this weekend.
True. Most likely.
The next person was religious at one point in his/her life.
Quote from: Ali on May 25, 2012, 10:54:51 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 25, 2012, 10:19:05 PM
False. Drinking beer this weekend.
The next person is getting take-out this weekend.
True. Most likely.
The next person was religious at one point in his/her life.
True. Up to age 14.
The next person wears slippers.
Quote from: En_Route on May 25, 2012, 11:14:45 PM
The next person wears slippers.
True.
The next person once let one rip in a crowded elevator.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 25, 2012, 11:39:26 PM
Quote from: En_Route on May 25, 2012, 11:14:45 PM
The next person wears slippers.
True.
The next person once let one rip in a crowded elevator.
False.
The next person actually likes hospital smell
Quote from: Asmodean on May 25, 2012, 11:46:28 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 25, 2012, 11:39:26 PM
Quote from: En_Route on May 25, 2012, 11:14:45 PM
The next person wears slippers.
True.
The next person once let one rip in a crowded elevator.
False.
The next person actually likes hospital smell
False. I've had a glut of it right now.
The next person is extremely attractive.
Quote from: En_Route on May 26, 2012, 12:27:31 AM
The next person is extremely attractive.
If you are misery or a mosquito... Or both. Otherwise, average to above average.
The next person is vain
Quote from: Asmodean on May 26, 2012, 12:29:56 AM
Quote from: En_Route on May 26, 2012, 12:27:31 AM
The next person is extremely attractive.
If you are misery or a mosquito... Or both. Otherwise, average to above average.
The next person is vain
I'm so vain, I probably think this post is about me. Not really, I can't be bothered shopping. So false.
The next person likes railway journeys.
Quote from: En_Route on May 26, 2012, 01:00:18 AM
The next person likes railway journeys.
True, I wish the US had a rail system like Europe.
The next person sings in the shower.
True. Who doesn't?
The next person is sad to see House get cancelled.
Quote from: hismikeness on May 26, 2012, 02:38:28 AM
The next person is sad to see House get cancelled.
False. I lost interest in House a few years back.
The next person dislikes ginger snaps (the cookie, not the werewolf movie).
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on May 26, 2012, 03:32:25 AM
Quote from: hismikeness on May 26, 2012, 02:38:28 AM
The next person is sad to see House get cancelled.
False. I lost interest in House a few years back.
The next person dislikes ginger snaps (the cookie, not the werewolf movie).
True, I have had them on several occasions but have never thought to buy them for myself.
The next person, if forced to choose, would kill their mother (assuming mother is still alive) over their spouse.
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 26, 2012, 06:51:49 AM
The next person, if forced to choose, would kill their mother (assuming mother is still alive) over their spouse.
True. My Mum would not have objected to being killed under those circumstances. She would happily have died to save my wife.
The next person can't stand the quiet
Quote from: Tank on May 26, 2012, 07:52:48 AM
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 26, 2012, 06:51:49 AM
The next person, if forced to choose, would kill their mother (assuming mother is still alive) over their spouse.
True. My Mum would not have objected to being killed under those circumstances. She would happily have died to save my wife.
The next person can't stand the quiet
I have no idea - I've never heard it! Does that default me to True?
The next person loves Marmite.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 26, 2012, 08:13:57 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 26, 2012, 07:52:48 AM
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 26, 2012, 06:51:49 AM
The next person, if forced to choose, would kill their mother (assuming mother is still alive) over their spouse.
True. My Mum would not have objected to being killed under those circumstances. She would happily have died to save my wife.
The next person can't stand the quiet
I have no idea - I've never heard it! Does that default me to True?
The next person loves Marmite.
False. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
The next person is housepoud.
False. I'm not houseproud, either.
The next person can't help suspecting that the next one after them will be the one that was before him / her a while back, thus creating a chronoclastic infundibulum.
Quote from: OldGit on May 26, 2012, 10:02:44 AM
The next person can't help suspecting that the next one after them will be the one that was before him / her a while back, thus creating a chronoclastic infundibulum.
False. The Asmo has no such suspicions. The public may remain calm.
The next person thinks Git's question was asked just so he could use the phrase "chronoclastic infundibulum" ;D
Quote from: Asmodean on May 26, 2012, 10:19:42 AM
Quote from: OldGit on May 26, 2012, 10:02:44 AM
The next person can't help suspecting that the next one after them will be the one that was before him / her a while back, thus creating a chronoclastic infundibulum.
False. The Asmo has no such suspicions. The public may remain calm.
The next person thinks Git's question was asked just so he could use the phrase "chronoclastic infundibulum" ;D
True. He has obviously been saving it up until the time was rope.
The next person tries to imagine what the female members of the forum look like (Apart from Ali who has kindly rendered all speculation unnecessary).
True. It's the little pervert in me.
The next person is typing this while at work.
Trick question. "this" was typed by the previous person :P
IAC, false. Enjoying my heat wave and a long weekend.
The next person wahses their car by hand
Quote from: Asmodean on May 26, 2012, 12:25:30 PM
Trick question. "this" was typed by the previous person :P
IAC, false. Enjoying my heat wave and a long weekend.
The next person wahses their car by hand
False. I outsource such quotidian toil to the lower orders.
The next person has been stalked on the net.
Quote from: OldGit on May 26, 2012, 10:02:44 AM
False. I'm not houseproud, either.
The next person can't help suspecting that the next one after them will be the one that was before him / her a while back, thus creating a chronoclastic infundibulum.
ChronoSYNclastic infundibulum?! Now, I'm thinking Ben Bova? Or Gentry Lee? Not Asimov or Clarke. Maybe Greg Bear or Ray Bradbury. Or one of their contemporaries... I've definitely read that phrase somewhere.
Quote from: En_Route on May 26, 2012, 01:17:48 PM
The next person has been stalked on the net.
Not stalker, per se, but I've been recognized in public from my online persona. When I modded a Newfoundland forum, I had more than one person back home come up to me and say "Hey, aren't you DeterminedJuliet?" That was a little weird, I can tell you.
The next person never drinks tap water.
False. What else would I drink? ???
The next person has stalked someone on the net
True. There is a thing called facebok stalking. Just looking at somebody's page is considered stalking
The next person thinks that Celine Dion is SOOO pretentious
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on May 26, 2012, 02:43:53 PM
True. There is a thing called facebok stalking. Just looking at somebody's page is considered stalking
...And people wonder why FB does not have an Asmo.
Quote
The next person thinks that Celine Dion is SOOO pretentious
True. My heart will go on...
The next person has had a brazilian (waxing, that is)
Quote from: Asmodean on May 26, 2012, 02:49:19 PM
The next person has had a brazilian (waxing, that is)
False. I have a marked disinterest in allowing someone to rip out my hair by the roots. Particularly
that hair.
The next person is dismal at those .666 logic questions that En_Route loves.
Quote from: Ali on May 26, 2012, 03:31:53 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 26, 2012, 02:49:19 PM
The next person has had a brazilian (waxing, that is)
False. I have a marked disinterest in allowing someone to rip out my hair by the roots. Particularly that hair.
The next person is dismal at those .666 logic questions that En_Route loves.
Shouldn't that read "the previous person"? Self-evidently false.
The next person still misses "Twin Peaks".
False. What is Twin Peaks? A porn star?
The next person is looking forward to summer holidays.
False, I don't get a summer holiday.
The next person has visited Italy.
Very true. I lived there for a year.
The next person is sexy and she/he knows it.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 26, 2012, 05:28:07 PM
The next person is sexy and she/he knows it.
Ooh yeah! Too sexy for my shorts, in fact. ;D (The answer is true to a certain point)
The next person plucks (/shaves/burns off/whatever) their nasal hair
Quote from: Asmodean on May 26, 2012, 05:31:52 PM
The next person plucks (/shaves/burns off/whatever) their nasal hair
False. Although I totally would if they started poking out of my nose (I guess disproving my statement above about not wanting to rip out my hair by the roots.)
The next person has a mad crush on Peter Dinklage (because I totally do, since GoT, I can't be the only one, can I?)
Quote from: Ali on May 26, 2012, 05:43:09 PM
The next person has a mad crush on Peter Dinklage (because I totally do, since GoT, I can't be the only one, can I?)
Totally true, but I've been crushing on him since the short-lived series
Threshold. That man makes up in hot what he lacks in inches.
The next person has never seen a silent movie (from the 20s, not a modern re-do).
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on May 26, 2012, 06:46:58 PM
Totally true, but I've been crushing on him since the short-lived series Threshold. That man makes up in hot what he lacks in inches.
The next person has never seen a silent movie (from the 20s, not a modern re-do).
False. I did a history of film course and we watched some of the good ol' oldies. Chaplin is awesome, though The Birth of a Nation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birth_of_a_Nation) was a little unsettling.
The next person's favourite season is winter.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 26, 2012, 06:57:16 PM
The next person's favourite season is winter.
...As long as he is on the opposite hemisphere at the time.
The next person can't swim
False.
The next person considers him/herself an artist, but feels self conscious actually saying "I'm an artist."
Quote from: Ali on May 26, 2012, 08:31:12 PM
False.
The next person considers him/herself an artist, but feels self conscious actually saying "I'm an artist."
True, I hate it when people ask to look at my drawings.
It is ungodly hot where the next person lives.
False. It's hot and I love it :-D
The next person has seduced someone even when they knew that person was with someone else.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 26, 2012, 11:38:52 PM
It is ungodly hot where the next person lives.
Have no way of comparing, since I have no idea how hot "godly" hot is, but no, I would not say so. The temperature inside on the sunny side peaked at 36 degrees Celsius this afternoon. That's full five degrees less than yesterday.
EDIT: True-ish. I did not "seduce" that person, but there were benefits without friendship. Basically, just sex for the sake of sex.
The next person is a meat eater
True, although I like to balance it with fruits and vegetables.
The next person hates driving.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 27, 2012, 12:00:46 AM
The next person hates driving.
True if it's driving drunk people to and from parties, false if it's just to waste time.
The next person has performed CPR (Practice dummies and the like do not count)
True. Car accident. Pretty nasty.
The next person has a very peculiar and random allergy.
My allergies are random, but not uncommon.
The next person likes the taste of Whisky (Not by means of acquiring taste for a year or so)
Quote from: Asmodean on May 27, 2012, 09:35:43 AM
My allergies are random, but not uncommon.
The next person likes the taste of Whisky (Not by means of acquiring taste for a year or so)
I abhor Whisky, the only function of which is to alleviate toothache, viz. False.
The next person wears pyjamas.
Quote from: En_Route on May 27, 2012, 10:54:18 AM
The next person wears pyjamas.
False. If it's something I wouldn't wear to the shops, at work or otherwise outside of my home, chances are I don't even own it.
The next person thinks Indonesian fundies have far too much free time on their hands (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18224783)...
Quote from: Asmodean on May 27, 2012, 11:15:05 AM
The next person thinks Indonesian fundies have far too much free time on their hands (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18224783)...
True.
The next person thinks that creativity can not be forced.
Quote from: Tank on May 27, 2012, 11:23:23 AM
The next person thinks that creativity can not be forced.
False. I differentiate creativity by skill and creativity by talent (with inspiration). In my case, the first can usually be forced. The seond, usually not.
The next person has been bullied at school
True. There was one boy in particular who went out of his way to consistently make my life miserable throughout junior high.
The next person can sleep through anything.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 27, 2012, 01:33:22 PM
The next person can sleep through anything.
False. Unfortunately.
The next person was an ugly duckling who grew into a swan.
Quote from: Tank on May 27, 2012, 02:01:27 PM
False. Unfortunately.
The next person was an ugly duckling who grew into a swan.
False. Human baby who grew into a human adult.
The next person thinks that if time travel were possible, someone would have already traversed through time to tell us about it.
False - time travel is not possible
The next person is afraid of losing their job.
Quote from: Gawen on May 27, 2012, 03:11:11 PM
The next person is afraid of losing their job.
False. What goes around comes around, there's plenty more fish in the sea and all that.
The next person remembers Windows 3.11
Quote from: Asmodean on May 27, 2012, 03:37:27 PM
Quote from: Gawen on May 27, 2012, 03:11:11 PM
The next person is afraid of losing their job.
False. What goes around comes around, there's plenty more fish in the sea and all that.
The next person remembers Windows 3.11
True
The next person loves fish...and the sea...and all that...*laffin*
I like fish in my food, true. Indifferent to the sea, so false and... All that.
The next person would wear a fur coat just to stick it to the bleeding-heart anti-fur-farm types
I'd definitely wear seal-skin items. Not necessarily to bug the anti-sealing crowd, but if that happened as a side effect, I wouldn't be upset. :P
The next person has a secret.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 27, 2012, 04:26:05 PM
I'd definitely wear seal-skin items. Not necessarily to bug the anti-sealing crowd, but if that happened as a side effect, I wouldn't be upset. :P
The next person has a secret.
True, who doesn't?
The next person enjoys sleeping in.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 27, 2012, 04:45:23 PM
True, who doesn't?
The next person enjoys sleeping in.
Oh Asmo yes.
The next person wears some form of makeup every day.
Quote from: Ali on May 27, 2012, 05:07:53 PM
The next person wears some form of makeup every day.
False. For special occasions I may put on lipstick but most of the time I can't be bothered.
The next person has spent long periods of time without a TV.
True. I went a year without one and didn't miss it. I'd happily do it again.
The next person would hold a non-venomous pet snake without being afraid of it.
Quote from: Amicale on May 27, 2012, 06:50:59 PM
True. I went a year without one and didn't miss it. I'd happily do it again.
The next person would hold a non-venomous pet snake without being afraid of it.
True.
The next person wishes that they had a pool.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 27, 2012, 08:06:45 PM
The next person wishes that they had a pool.
True. Swimming is the only exercise I'll do voluntarily.
The next person prefers motorbikes to cars.
Quote from: Tank on May 27, 2012, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 27, 2012, 08:06:45 PM
The next person wishes that they had a pool.
True. Swimming is the only exercise I'll do voluntarily.
The next person prefers motorbikes to cars.
True, they're very exciting. False, they're dangerous and often impractical. On aggregate, I'll give it a True because having fun is more important.
The next person can do keepy-uppy with a soccer ball more than 10 times.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 27, 2012, 08:24:52 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 27, 2012, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 27, 2012, 08:06:45 PM
The next person wishes that they had a pool.
True. Swimming is the only exercise I'll do voluntarily.
The next person prefers motorbikes to cars.
True, they're very exciting. False, they're dangerous and often impractical. On aggregate, I'll give it a True because having fun is more important.
The next person can do keepy-uppy with a soccer ball more than 10 times.
False.
The next person doesn't even have a soccer ball.
Quote from: Gawen on May 27, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
The next person doesn't even have a soccer ball.
True
Chickens are better than ducks?
Quote from: Tank on May 27, 2012, 08:59:23 PM
Quote from: Gawen on May 27, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
The next person doesn't even have a soccer ball.
True
Chickens are better than ducks?
False. Chickens are evil creactures. >:(
The next person has no air conditioning.
True. Not in the house, not in the car.
The next person has been on board a submarine
Quote from: Asmodean on May 27, 2012, 09:27:39 PM
True. Not in the house, not in the car.
The next person has been on board a submarine
False. The military and all their works creep me out.
The next person has been to Copenhagen.
Quote from: En_Route on May 27, 2012, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 27, 2012, 09:27:39 PM
True. Not in the house, not in the car.
The next person has been on board a submarine
False. The military and all their works creep me out.
The next person has been to Copenhagen.
False, but its a place I aim to visit before I die. My grandmother lived there for many years and says its a wonderful place.
The next person would eat snails
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 27, 2012, 10:12:41 PM
The next person would eat snails
Sure! Did once and would again.
The next person is politically active
False. Not in american politics.
The next person likes anime.
Quote from: RenegeReversi on May 27, 2012, 10:23:41 PM
The next person likes anime.
Very false.
The next person has managed to kill a cactus by dehydrating it
Actually, yes, very True. it's a long story.
The next person is bald(or balding)
Quote from: Asmodean on May 27, 2012, 10:25:27 PM
Quote from: RenegeReversi on May 27, 2012, 10:23:41 PM
The next person likes anime.
Very false.
The next person has managed to kill a cactus by dehydrating it
False, I do have a widows peak and have had it as long as I have had hair, gets on my nerves to no end when hair dressers say I'm thinning.
the next person can speak a second language just as well as they can their first.
True. My english is sometimes better then my norwegian.
The next person has had a booty-call.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 27, 2012, 10:41:12 PM
True. My english is sometimes better then my norwegian.
The next person has had a booty-call.
False. :'(
The next person has a special talent that could qualify them for "Stupid Human Tricks."
Quote from: Ali on May 28, 2012, 12:20:46 AM
The next person has a special talent that could qualify them for "Stupid Human Tricks."
True. If I lift my tongue up inside my mouth, the saliva glands under the tongue squirt saliva out in two streams that actually cross. Especially when I'm hungry.
The next person has spit off of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Ingulgently false.
The next person understands what "Indulgently false" means.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 28, 2012, 02:54:17 AM
Quote from: Ali on May 28, 2012, 12:20:46 AM
The next person has a special talent that could qualify them for "Stupid Human Tricks."
True. If I lift my tongue up inside my mouth, the saliva glands under the tongue squirt saliva out in two streams that actually cross. Especially when I'm hungry.
The next person has spit off of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
That's brilliant! I hope you've got a good agent as Marvel is sure to be in touch. So, have you thought of a name? "Squirt", "Venomo", "Salivo"?? And you certainly need a trusty assistant. My resume is in the post... and I might as well keep my real name - the ol' legs'o'steel have never let me down yet!
Quote from: RenegeReversi on May 28, 2012, 03:37:26 AM
Ingulgently false.
The next person understands what "Indulgently false" means.
False. Nobody understands what it means.
The next person is sad after sex.
Quote from: En_Route on May 28, 2012, 11:05:52 AM
The next person is sad after sex.
False, it usually takes me three days to stop grinning.
The next person has lived in the same country all their life.
True, the only moves I've made have been within the country.
The next person enjoys roller coasters that go upside down.
Quote from: Amicale on May 28, 2012, 11:55:53 AM
True, the only moves I've made have been within the country.
The next person enjoys roller coasters that go upside down.
True. Isn't that the thing called life?
The next person is a good listener.
Quote from: En_Route on May 28, 2012, 12:29:00 PM
Quote from: Amicale on May 28, 2012, 11:55:53 AM
True, the only moves I've made have been within the country.
The next person enjoys roller coasters that go upside down.
True. Isn't that the thing called life?
The next person is a good listener.
Shut up when the music's playin' I don't like it when you talk when the music's playin'.
What?
Oh, the next person has been shot off an aircraft carrier...in an airplane, that is.
False. No military experience for me.
The next person likes camping.
Quote from: hismikeness on May 28, 2012, 02:16:22 PM
False. No military experience for me.
The next person likes camping.
False. My idea of hell, metaphorically speaking.
The next person does not identify with the best interests of their employer.
Quote from: En_Route on May 28, 2012, 02:50:30 PM
The next person does not identify with the best interests of their employer.
False. I am my own employer :)
The next person killed a wild animal when a child and now regrets doing so.
Quote from: Tank on May 28, 2012, 03:54:49 PM
The next person killed a wild animal when a child and now regrets doing so.
True/false (Killed and no regrets.)
The next person dislikes the sensation of being drunk/high
Quote from: Asmodean on May 28, 2012, 04:33:41 PM
The next person dislikes the sensation of being drunk/high
True. In extreme cases.
The next person has climbed Mount Everest.
Quote from: Tank on May 28, 2012, 04:36:36 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on May 28, 2012, 04:33:41 PM
The next person dislikes the sensation of being drunk/high
True. In extreme cases.
The next person has climbed Mount Everest.
False. I can barely make it to the top of the steps at Mother Cabrini's Shrine. (
Yes, I've been to Mother Cabrini's Shrine - it's a CO landmark! Mother Cabrini hit her staff on the ground and water shot out or something like that! ;D)
The next person is still trying to figure out why anyone would be sad after sex.
Quote from: Ali on May 28, 2012, 05:01:57 PM
Mother Cabrini hit her staff on the ground and water shot out or something like that! ;D)
She hit a rusty water pipe with a stick... And water came out? ???
QuoteThe next person is still trying to figure out why anyone would be sad after sex.
False. I kinda' get it.
The next person thinks very short haircuts are really a way of not actually having a haircut and in most cases, that they speak of a lack of taste and style.
Quote from: Asmodean on May 28, 2012, 05:09:33 PM
The next person thinks very short haircuts are really a way of not actually having a haircut and in most cases, that they speak of a lack of taste and style.
False, although my hair is usually a bit long because I hate getting haircuts.
The next person drinks at 3 or more cups of coffee a day.
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on May 28, 2012, 05:12:44 PM
The next person drinks at 3 or more cups of coffee a day.
True. I am a raging caffeine addict.
The next person is going to read the Game of Throne books so they can obsess over them with me.
Quote from: Ali on May 28, 2012, 05:15:15 PM
The next person is going to read the Game of Throne books so they can obsess over them with me.
False. Does not seem like my kind of entertainment.
The next person prefers complicated people (Not just to have a crush on - in general)
Quote from: Asmodean on May 28, 2012, 05:20:15 PM
Quote from: Ali on May 28, 2012, 05:15:15 PM
The next person is going to read the Game of Throne books so they can obsess over them with me.
False. Does not seem like my kind of entertainment.
The next person prefers complicated people (Not just to have a crush on - in general)
True, I am a bit suspicious of people who seem very one-dimensional and uncomplicated. Must be the jaded side of me. :D
The next person loves playing boardgames.
Quote from: Amicale on May 28, 2012, 05:28:14 PM
The next person loves playing boardgames.
Yes
The next person loves scrapbooking
Kinda true - I really like online scrapbooking programs (I use Shutterfly a lot), but I don't think I'd ever enjoy doing it in real life. I'm too much of a perfectionist when it comes to making sure things are straight, lined up properly, etc. Plus, all of those little bits of paper? Nah.
The next person has jumped off the roof of something.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 28, 2012, 05:57:38 PM
Kinda true - I really like online scrapbooking programs (I use Shutterfly a lot), but I don't think I'd ever enjoy doing it in real life. I'm too much of a perfectionist when it comes to making sure things are straight, lined up properly, etc. Plus, all of those little bits of paper? Nah.
The next person has jumped off the roof of something.
False. I'm afraid of heights. I'm also afraid of lows.
The next person cracks jokes with strangers.
False. I'm afraid of heights. I'm also afraid of lows.
The next person cracks jokes with strangers.
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True, with varying success.
The next person has a sweet tooth.
Quote from: Ali on May 28, 2012, 06:22:57 PM
The next person has a sweet tooth.
False. I do, however, have a sore one.
The next person avoids getting their face in the media
Quote from: Asmodean on May 28, 2012, 07:02:40 PM
The next person avoids getting their face in the media
I'm not sure what that means; I probably wouldn't like to be in the news, but I obviously don't mind flashing my mug at you lot soo....
The next person has tattoos.
True! I have two.
The next person has a greenthumb.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 28, 2012, 07:19:34 PM
True! I have two.
The next person has a greenthumb.
False. I have one cactus, and two plastic plants. The rest didn't make the first month.
The next person likes superhero movies.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 28, 2012, 07:49:37 PM
The next person likes superhero movies.
Most false, that.
The next person cheers for the supervillains
False. Though I love dark comics and stories, I don't like seeing the supervillian win in the end.
The next person has gone scuba diving
False, although I have been snorkling.
The next person plays a musical instrument.
Quote from: Ali on May 28, 2012, 08:25:03 PM
False, although I have been snorkling.
The next person plays a musical instrument.
I brought my harp to a party, but nobody asked me to play. Ergo False.
The next person speaks to his/ her teapot. Even more worryingly, it answers back.
True if you're talking about Russel's Teapot, otherwise the rains will fail.
The next person has worked extra hard hoping a hated coworker would get fired.
False, I've never had to deal with co-workers ;D
The next person cries a lot when watching emotional movies.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 28, 2012, 10:21:04 PM
The next person cries a lot when watching emotional movies.
False. My usual reaction to such is "Oh, PLEASE! >:( "
The next person likes trying exotic foods
Quote from: Asmodean on May 28, 2012, 10:24:07 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 28, 2012, 10:21:04 PM
The next person cries a lot when watching emotional movies.
False. My usual reaction to such is "Oh, PLEASE! >:( "
The next person likes trying exotic foods
False, I'm more conservatively inclined in that field ;D
The next person sings to those who usually don't want to hear it.
False. I can't sing and I know it!
The next person likes crime shows.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 28, 2012, 11:09:02 PM
False. I can't sing and I know it!
The next person likes crime shows.
False. They are invariably formulaic and one- dimensional.
The next person says awesome at least ten times a day, ie they are American.
Quote from: En_Route on May 28, 2012, 11:17:56 PM
The next person says awesome at least ten times a day, ie they are American.
False, but I do think it.
The next person spends hours every week playing videogames.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 28, 2012, 11:22:05 PM
The next person spends hours every week playing videogames.
False, I tried it once and it made my head hurt.
The next person makes their bed every morning.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on May 29, 2012, 12:33:02 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 28, 2012, 11:22:05 PM
The next person spends hours every week playing videogames.
False, I tried it once and it made my head hurt.
The next person makes their bed every morning.
False, and I know for a fact that bedbugs like made beds.
The next person will come up with a question that nobody would have ever saw coming.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2012, 12:34:15 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on May 29, 2012, 12:33:02 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 28, 2012, 11:22:05 PM
The next person spends hours every week playing videogames.
False, I tried it once and it made my head hurt.
The next person makes their bed every morning.
False, and I know for a fact that bedbugs like made beds.
The next person will come up with a question that nobody would have ever saw coming.
True (I hope)
The next person would travel to Iceland if given the chance.
True, I love Bjork.
The next person gets claustrophobic when caught up in the duvet.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 29, 2012, 01:11:18 AM
True, I love Bjork.
The next person gets claustrophobic when caught up in the duvet.
False, unless someone else is rolling me up in it, which my brother did when I was a little kid.
The next person hopes Adele's next relationship ends badly so she will write another gut-wrenching, heart-breaking, Grammy-winning album.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 29, 2012, 03:50:45 AM
The next person hopes Adele's next relationship ends badly so she will write another gut-wrenching, heart-breaking, Grammy-winning album.
Probably false since I have no idea who you're talking about.
The next person thinks this is funny: ultimate dog tease (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw)
Yes, it's very funny.
The next person is also a dog-lover.
Quote from: OldGit on May 29, 2012, 11:08:35 AM
Yes, it's very funny.
The next person is also a dog-lover.
True. But not in the biblical sense ;D
Oranges are better than apples.
False. They are both good.
The next person is a handyman/woman.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 29, 2012, 12:32:41 PM
False. They are both good.
The next person is a handyman/woman.
False to the ultimate degree. If I tried to hang a picture, the wall would need to be replaced.
The next person has never declined an invitation to a wedding.
Quote from: En_Route on May 29, 2012, 01:03:48 PM
The next person has never declined an invitation to a wedding.
False. But only because the ones I declined came from people I barely knew.
The next person plays soccer (or football if you insist) on the weekends.
False.
The next person prefers baths to showers.
False.
The next person is bored.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 29, 2012, 04:07:28 PM
False.
The next person is bored.
Not any more, I've just logged in to HAF!
The next person knows what SOHCAHTOA represents in geometry
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 29, 2012, 04:14:15 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 29, 2012, 04:07:28 PM
False.
The next person is bored.
Not any more, I've just logged in to HAF!
The next person knows what SOHCAHTOA represents in geometry
True. Sine, cosine, and tangent.
The next person has gone sky diving.
False. I am scared to even get on a ladder.
The next person likes anchovies. On anything.
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on May 29, 2012, 06:17:44 PM
The next person likes anchovies. On anything.
Negative! On, with, nor alone.
The next person prefers dogs over cats.
False. Cats are way better ;)
The next person bites their nails.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 29, 2012, 07:21:34 PM
The next person bites their nails.
True. Only during F1 races where they suffer terribly!
The next person puts salt on their food whether it needs it or not!
False I hate foods that are too salty >:(
The next person loves to Tweet.
False. I was like 2 years late figuring out what Twitter even was, and then I got a Twitter account to keep up with HAF's tweets, and then I promptly lost interest.
The next person watches at least 2 hours of TV a day.
Quote from: Ali on May 29, 2012, 08:23:48 PM
False. I was like 2 years late figuring out what Twitter even was, and then I got a Twitter account to keep up with HAF's tweets, and then I promptly lost interest.
The next person watches at least 2 hours of TV a day.
Dammit, you beat me to the tweeting one... I'll do it anyway...
F.a.l.s.e. I have two Twitter accounts and find the whole thing a little.... inane. "I'll follow you if you follow me...". I just don't get it. Please tell me what I'm missing...
And not sure how to answer the TV one. I sit in the same room while my wife watches it and sometimes pay attention sometimes not. Two hours of attention? Probably not.
The next banana besquitches aardvarks
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 29, 2012, 08:33:21 PM
The next banana besquitches aardvarks
False. I don't know why, but false.
The next person knows someone who has climbed Mt. Everest and lived to tell about it.
Not Everest, but nearby K-2 (supposedly the more difficult climb, though not quite as high). I played football with him... he was 19 when he did it!
The next person has never been fired from a job.
True. I did quit one or two due to dissatisfaction with the level of challenge provided though.
The next person is on good terms with most of his/her close family
True. The next person is comfortable with who they are.
Quote from: technolud on May 29, 2012, 10:20:21 PM
The next person is comfortable with who they are.
True.
The next person has blue eyes.
True! Though, lately my husband has been telling me they look greener.
The next person has naturally red hair.
False. Not even before they turned grey.
The next person once had a chat with a mascot.
Quote from: ibm on May 30, 2012, 02:51:57 AM
The next person once had a chat with a mascot.
False.
The next person wishes they were taller.
Quote from: Tank on May 30, 2012, 08:56:24 AM
Quote from: ibm on May 30, 2012, 02:51:57 AM
The next person once had a chat with a
False.
The next person wishes they were taller.
False. Six foot two is perfectly adequate for my needs.
The next person loves Madrid.
Quote from: En_Route on May 30, 2012, 10:02:22 AM
False. Six foot two is perfectly adequate for my needs.
The next person loves Madrid.
False, with the caveat that I might well love it if I had ever been there.
The next person is watching what s/he eats.
True I gained fifty pounds of fat last year :'(
The next person has a gym membership AND goes there regularly
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on May 30, 2012, 06:33:22 PM
True I gained fifty pounds of fat last year :'(
The next person has a gym membership AND goes there regularly
True. I only go there for the pool though.
The next person loves history.
True I love everything history except the history channel. That isn't real history
The next person has visited the Statue of Liberty
False. I want to go there, though.
The next person is having a beer.
Quote from: Guardian85 on May 30, 2012, 07:07:10 PM
The next person is having a beer.
False. A Fiji water.
Next person is sad that House has ended.
False. Never liked house or any doctor related show except scrubs when I was REALLY drunk
The next person is sad that South Park is still on the air
False. Though I don't watch regularly, the ones I have watched are full of smart comedy.
The next person is excited to see Prometheus.
Quote from: hismikeness on May 30, 2012, 08:02:15 PM
The next person is excited to see Prometheus.
Nope.
Next will be watching the Stanley Cup Finals this evening...Go Kings!
Non. I have absolutely no idea what the stanley cup is apart from a sporting event. But Kings is making me think purple for some reason.
The next person has fired a gun.
Quote from: Crow on May 30, 2012, 08:44:46 PM
Non. I have absolutely no idea what the stanley cup is apart from a sporting event. But Kings is making me think purple for some reason.
The next person has fired a gun.
True, of course. I'm from Texas. We own 'em, shoot 'em, etc.
The next person has been to the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 30, 2012, 09:12:15 PM
True, of course. I'm from Texas. We own 'em, shoot 'em, etc.
The next person has been to the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas.
False. Have not been to Houston at all.
The next person prefers their meat well done.
Quote from: Ali on May 30, 2012, 09:53:54 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 30, 2012, 09:12:15 PM
True, of course. I'm from Texas. We own 'em, shoot 'em, etc.
The next person has been to the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas.
False. Have not been to Houston at all.
The next person prefers their meat well done.
True. I can't stand my burgers being pink. >:(
The next person has ridden a horse before.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 30, 2012, 10:17:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on May 30, 2012, 09:53:54 PM
True. I can't stand my burgers being pink. >:(
The next person has ridden a horse before.
True! Growing up, my friend Jennifer had her own horse and we always used to ride double. His name was Leo and I loved loved LOVED him. He was brown.
The next person reads at least one book a month.
Make that a week. True.
The next person is in denial that they are in denial.
Quote from: En_Route on May 31, 2012, 12:23:02 AM
Make that a week. True.
The next person is in denial that they are in denial.
False :P I'm not in denial about anything.
The next person goes on shopping sprees a little too often.
False. Shopping is depressing. Even when its something I need!.
The next person questions how much time they spend on computer forums.
Quote from: technolud on May 31, 2012, 03:01:14 AM
False. Shopping is depressing. Even when its something I need!.
The next person questions how much time they spend on computer forums.
False, I know exactly how much time I spend on computer fora.
The next person doesn't think twice about wearing odd socks
Odd socks are all I have. True by necessity.
The next person makes small talk with the cashier with not a scrap of regard for the queue behind
Quote from: Asmodean on May 31, 2012, 09:01:20 AM
Odd socks are all I have. True by necessity.
The next person makes small talk with the cashier with not a scrap of regard for the queue behind
False. I have neither the time nor inclination to speak to a cashier unnecessarily. *shudders*
The next person has more than 4 nationalities in their traceable lineage.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 31, 2012, 11:28:02 AM
False. I have neither the time nor inclination to speak to a cashier unnecessarily. *shudders*
The next person has more than 4 nationalities in their traceable lineage.
False. To the best of my knowledge, I have English, Irish and French and that's about it.
The next person drinks black coffee.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 31, 2012, 03:05:29 PM
False. To the best of my knowledge, I have English, Irish and French and that's about it.
The next person drinks black coffee.
True. When forced to drink Starbucks I sometimes drop in a Splenda because SBs is intolerable black (it tastes burnt!) but other than that I always drink my coffee straight up.
The next person has more than 5 pairs of shoes.
Quote from: Ali on May 31, 2012, 03:40:44 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on May 31, 2012, 03:05:29 PM
False. To the best of my knowledge, I have English, Irish and French and that's about it.
The next person drinks black coffee.
True. When forced to drink Starbucks I sometimes drop in a Splenda because SBs is intolerable black (it tastes burnt!) but other than that I always drink my coffee straight up.
The next person has more than 5 pairs of shoes.
Doesn't everyone? Seriously...?!
The next person thinks there's mileage in male make-up
Yes, there certainly is. Not with the guy who doesn't really care about what he is wearing and I don't think it will become like the female industry but there is certainly a market. My friend wears a foundation all the time and a few people I work with unashamedly do, I could never tell all I knew was that they look good. I have tried a transparent foundation but I cant stand the feeling of it, but do use a matifier if its been a long day and I am going out and my face is looking greasy. Though I have never met a person over the age of 35 who wears (or admits) it so maybe its a generational thing.
The next person has ran a marathon.
False. I am not a distance runner.
The next person sometimes slides around the house when wearing fuzzy socks.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 31, 2012, 06:08:40 PM
False. I am not a distance runner.
The next person sometimes slides around the house when wearing fuzzy socks.
True, but not on purpose.
The next person is trying to think of an "on porpoise" pun.
Quote from: Ali on May 31, 2012, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 31, 2012, 06:08:40 PM
False. I am not a distance runner.
The next person sometimes slides around the house when wearing fuzzy socks.
True, but not on purpose.
The next person is trying to think of an "on porpoise" pun.
True.
The next person is strangely fascinated by whaletails.
False. But I like Whale's Tale Pale Ale :)
The next person is a Trekkie
Quote from: Firebird on May 31, 2012, 08:04:23 PM
The next person is a Trekkie
True :)
The next person hates sombody
Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2012, 08:12:12 PM
Quote from: Firebird on May 31, 2012, 08:04:23 PM
The next person is a Trekkie
True :)
The next person hates sombody
False. People who are worthy of hatred are not worth the energy it takes to hate them.
The next person thinks he/she has lived previously in another century.
False. I don't think I really have, as I don't believe in reincarnation, but I've often thought I was probably born at the wrong time, and would feel very comfortable living in another century.
The next person's visited Canada, if they don't already live there.
Quote from: Amicale on May 31, 2012, 08:45:59 PM
False. I don't think I really have, as I don't believe in reincarnation, but I've often thought I was probably born at the wrong time, and would feel very comfortable living in another century.
The next person's visited Canada, if they don't already live there.
True. Love Vancouver.
The next person thinks I should go home and take a nap instead of trying to work through a migrane.
False the best thing for a headache is more stressful work ;D
The next person thinks I should get really drunk and forget all of my responsibilities tomorrow
False.
The next person loves sleeping on rainy days.
Absolutely
The next person will have an important appointment tomorrow.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 31, 2012, 08:53:58 PMQuote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism The next person thinks I should get really drunk and forget all of my responsibilities tomorrow
False.
Dah, don't listen to Buddy, she's a bad influence on the conscientious irresponsible. Yes, yes, yes!
Quote from: Scissorlegs on May 31, 2012, 09:09:40 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 31, 2012, 08:53:58 PMQuote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism The next person thinks I should get really drunk and forget all of my responsibilities tomorrow
False.
Dah, don't listen to Buddy, she's a bad influence on the conscientious irresponsible. Yes, yes, yes!
Thank you and i think I shall!
False only an appointment with a 12 pack
The next person likes to listen to classical music while reading
False. I prefer silence. Lacking that, any slow electronic instrumentals will do.
The next person is a cigarette smoker
We have two questions pending;
Quote from: Asmodean on May 31, 2012, 09:23:12 PM
The next person is a cigarette smoker
False
QuoteThe next person will have an important appointment tomorrow.
True
THe next person thinks people should skip children and go straight to grandchildren.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 31, 2012, 09:34:36 PM
THe next person thinks people should skip children and go straight to grandchildren.
False. He intends to skip both - there are too many people and our antibiotics and antivirals are getting too good.
The next person has at some point in life been tested for STDs
Quote from: Asmodean on May 31, 2012, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 31, 2012, 09:34:36 PM
THe next person thinks people should skip children and go straight to grandchildren.
False. He intends to skip both - there are too many people and our antibiotics and antivirals are getting too good.
The next person has at some point in life been tested for STDs
False. Hasn't yet been a reason to.
The next person is a night owl.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on May 31, 2012, 09:56:29 PM
The next person is a night owl.
Apparently...
The next person eats less than three times a day
True. I generally eat twice a day (I tend to skip lunch, or breakfast, but never dinner).
The next person would gladly attend a heavy metal concert.
Quote from: Amicale on May 31, 2012, 11:23:40 PM
The next person would gladly attend a heavy metal concert.
As my version of "gladly" goes, true, unless I disliked the bands playing. Heavy Metal has its crappy performers too.
The next person has slept in a tent and liked it
Camping trips, yes. Tents, not really.
The next person does not get stage fright.
True. I've been involved in theatre since I've been a kid, so that probably has something to do with it. I find it more intimidating to speak in front of one or two people than hundreds.
The next person can't swim.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 01, 2012, 04:49:12 AM
The next person can't swim.
False-ish. I can swim, but not very well. I tend to attract sharks.
The next person still has a beloved object from their childhood.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 01, 2012, 05:53:18 AM
The next person still has a beloved object from their childhood.
False for me, but my wife still has a much loved and ragged old teddy bear.
The next person has broken an arm or leg
Often, but never my own. (Not really!)
The next person is happy to be next because if they weren't they'd wait for someone else.
Quote from: OldGit on June 01, 2012, 09:42:51 AM
The next person is happy to be next because if they weren't they'd wait for someone else.
True
The next person is looking forward to the Jubilee Weekend
Quote from: Tank on June 01, 2012, 09:52:32 AM
Quote from: OldGit on June 01, 2012, 09:42:51 AM
The next person is happy to be next because if they weren't they'd wait for someone else.
True
The next person is looking forward to the Jubilee Weekend
True. But not because it's the Jubillee Weekend - it happens to coincide with my 40th Birthday!
The next person has lied about their age for vanity
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 01, 2012, 11:56:17 AM
The next person has lied about their age for vanity
False
The next person loves football
Quote from: Tank on June 01, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 01, 2012, 11:56:17 AM
The next person has lied about their age for vanity
False
The next person loves football
True, as in association football.
The next person counts their pennies.
Quote from: En_Route on June 01, 2012, 02:10:26 PM
True, as in association football.
The next person counts their pennies.
False. No one in Canada will be able to. The government will stop producing the penny this autumn.
The next person is ambidextrous.
Quote from: ibm on June 01, 2012, 02:58:46 PM
The next person is ambidextrous.
False. It'd be nice.
The next person doesn't understand the big deal about the royal family
Quote from: Firebird on June 01, 2012, 03:08:12 PM
Quote from: ibm on June 01, 2012, 02:58:46 PM
The next person is ambidextrous.
False. It'd be nice.
The next person doesn't understand the big deal about the royal family
False. I understand it but I don't share in it.
The next person would like to have a butler.
Quote from: En_Route on June 01, 2012, 03:46:24 PM
The next person would like to have a butler.
False. I'd much rather have a maid.
The next person has cleaned their shoes today.
Quote from: Tank on June 01, 2012, 03:58:01 PM
False. I'd much rather have a maid.
The next person has cleaned their shoes today.
False. Is that a thing? I almost never clean my shoes (maybe if they were muddy or something...)
The next person is afraid of the dentist. (I'm not, but my parents are both terrified of the dentist for some reason. They literally found a dentist that was willing to sedate them for routine cleanings because otherwise they wouldn't go...)
False. I am not afraid of dentists, I just don't like them.
The next person has lied to get laid.
*Snerk* False.
The next person has had a HAF related dream.
Quote from: Ali on June 01, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
*Snerk* False.
The next person has had a HAF related dream.
True. it was almost unbearably erotic.
The next person has had a premonition of the future which turned out to be uncannily accurate.
Quote from: En_Route on June 01, 2012, 11:09:47 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 01, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
*Snerk* False.
The next person has had a HAF related dream.
True. it was almost unbearably erotic.
The next person has had a premonition of the future which turned out to be uncannily accurate.
Do tell! ;D
False. I am whatever the opposite of psychic is.
The next person has big plans for the weekend.
Quote from: Ali on June 01, 2012, 11:20:27 PM
Quote from: En_Route on June 01, 2012, 11:09:47 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 01, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
*Snerk* False.
The next person has had a HAF related dream.
True. it was almost unbearably erotic.
The next person has had a premonition of the future which turned out to be uncannily accurate.
Do tell! ;D
False. I am whatever the opposite of psychic is.
The next person has big plans for the weekend.
Trueish. I'm heading off for a city break with the missus before her next encounter with the surgeon's scalpel.
The next person takes a tan.
True. I brown up quickly in the sun.
The next person is a bad dancer.
Quote from: Ali on June 01, 2012, 11:20:27 PM
Quote from: En_Route on June 01, 2012, 11:09:47 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 01, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
*Snerk* False.
The next person has had a HAF related dream.
True. it was almost unbearably erotic.
The next person has had a premonition of the future which turned out to be uncannily accurate.
Do tell! ;D
Discretion is the better part of valour. Nonetheless, my native candour compels me to concede that hoohahs may have featured.
Quote from: Ali on June 02, 2012, 12:46:27 AM
True. I brown up quickly in the sun.
The next person is a bad dancer.
True. But even worse I am a bad dancer who imagines he is a good dancer. Or at least I did until my children extracted a solemn vow from me never to hit the floor again in their presence.
The next Person is Ali.
True! Spooky how that worked out.
The next person would be as horrified as I was to see the ravages that a cold has wreaked on my face. The humanity!
Quote from: Ali on June 02, 2012, 12:55:53 AM
True! Spooky how that worked out.
The next person would be as horrified as I was to see the ravages that a cold has wreaked on my face. The humanity!
False. I have always been drawn to less than perfect complexions.
The next person keeps a polite distance from their neighbours.
Quote from: En_Route on June 02, 2012, 12:47:09 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 01, 2012, 11:20:27 PM
Quote from: En_Route on June 01, 2012, 11:09:47 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 01, 2012, 06:42:49 PM
*Snerk* False.
The next person has had a HAF related dream.
True. it was almost unbearably erotic.
The next person has had a premonition of the future which turned out to be uncannily accurate.
Do tell! ;D
Discretion is the better part of valour. Nonetheless, my native candour compels me to concede that hoohahs may have featured.
I'm actually really glad you didn't tell, because I had quite the look of horror on my face from the few details that were given. :D
True. I avoid my neighbors.
The next person is close with their sibling(s).
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 02, 2012, 02:03:27 AM
The next person is close with their sibling(s).
True, altho we don't get to visit much these days.
The next person has occasionally worked 24 hours straight.
False, though I've come close.
The next person suffers from insomnia
Quote from: Firebird on June 02, 2012, 06:04:54 AM
False, though I've come close.
The next person suffers from insomnia
True. Seems to be pretty bad tonight.
The next person is a nail biter.
False
The next person wishes they had an Asmo Certified Certificate certifying them as having megalomania like the one The Magic Pudding got from his heinous highness Asmo.
Quote from: magdalena on June 02, 2012, 07:42:47 AM
False
The next person wishes they had an Asmo Certified Certificate certifying them as having megalomania like the one The Magic Pudding got from his heinous highness Asmo.
False. I'm the most self- effacing person in the world. IN THE WORLD , understand?
The next person has been crushed by a kiss
True. The first time my daughter ever crawled up to me and kissed my cheek, my heart was immediately both crushed and smitten. ;D
The next person really wants to go on a mad cleaning spree today because they know they need to.
True. But I have other stuff I have to do today. :P
The next person loves stuffed animals.
True. Turkey stuffed with sage and onion, for example.
The next person agrees that there was no good music written after 1791.
Quote from: OldGit on June 02, 2012, 04:54:42 PM
True. Turkey stuffed with sage and onion, for example.
The next person agrees that there was no good music written after 1791.
Can't say I agree with that. I was rocking out to some Nephew earlier.
The next person likes goi g to auctions.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 02, 2012, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: OldGit on June 02, 2012, 04:54:42 PM
True. Turkey stuffed with sage and onion, for example.
The next person agrees that there was no good music written after 1791.
Can't say I agree with that. I was rocking out to some Nephew earlier.
The next person likes goi g to auctions.
True. I went to a big property auction once to follow a house we were interested in. We knew it wasn't quite right for us for various reasons but we went along anyway just to familiarise ourselves with the auction process. It was a real thrill, but as it turned out the price went well over our hypothetical budget and still didnt reach the reserve, so it didnt sell. I'd love to do it again as a serious buyer, but I bet it's horribly stressful as a home-buyer (as opposed to investor).
The next person has pushed themselves physically way beyond a level that you thought was possible.
Quote from: magdalena on June 02, 2012, 07:42:47 AM
his heinous highness
Nice! :D
Quote from: ScissorlegsThe next person has pushed themselves physically way beyond a level that you thought was possible.
False. I normally don't do what I think I can not.
The next person wonders how those who quote smart people in order to appear smarter can actually fool anybody but themselves
Quote from: Asmodean link=topic=10043.msg174542#msg174542The next person wonders how those who quote smart people in order to appear smarter can actually fool anybody but themselves
True. I imagine it's particularly embarrassing when the quote is recognized and no credit was given.
The next person loves old Western movies (even if secretly).
False. Nine times out of ten the actors can't ride to save their lives.
The next is not squeamish about animals eating other animals.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 03, 2012, 03:21:45 AM
The next is not squeamish about animals eating other animals.
The Asmo uses this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Mt2E1M6dU) as His propaganda vid, so obviously true.
The next person has had at least one major surgery
True...appendicitis when I was 5, before I even knew that a person could be cut up like that. Scary experience.
The next person is feeling particularly relieved this weekend and want the chance to tell others how relieved they are and hopes that they too feel relieved ;D
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 03, 2012, 07:13:15 AM
The next person is feeling particularly relieved this weekend and want the chance to tell others how relieved they are and hopes that they too feel relieved ;D
False. The Asmo had no tremendous bowel movements to speak of :P
The next person is going to attend the Virtial Meetup
False. My skype address is my real name and I'm not gonna divulge that to you scoundrels.
The next person thinks this a lame excuse for someone in fear of rejection
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 03, 2012, 11:23:41 AM
The next person thinks this a lame excuse for someone in fear of rejection
True :)
The next person will not be attending the Skype meet.
Quote from: Tank on June 03, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 03, 2012, 11:23:41 AM
The next person thinks this a lame excuse for someone in fear of rejection
True :)
The next person will not be attending the Skype meet.
True.
The next person has traveled to every country in the European Union.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 03, 2012, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 03, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 03, 2012, 11:23:41 AM
The next person thinks this a lame excuse for someone in fear of rejection
True :)
The next person will not be attending the Skype meet.
True.
The next person has traveled to every country in the European Union.
False.
The next person thinks that I should bring Thea out for the Skype meetup. ;D
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 03, 2012, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 03, 2012, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 03, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 03, 2012, 11:23:41 AM
The next person thinks this a lame excuse for someone in fear of rejection
True :)
The next person will not be attending the Skype meet.
True.
The next person has traveled to every country in the European Union.
False.
The next person thinks that I should bring Thea out for the Skype meetup. ;D
True!
The next person thinks I should introduce Sally and Katie at the skype meet
True!
The next person would read a textbook for fun.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 03, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
True!
The next person would read a textbook for fun.
True! But it would depend on the subject.
The
Next
Person (TNP) will play cricket this year.
Quote from: Asmodean on June 03, 2012, 11:09:01 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 03, 2012, 07:13:15 AM
The next person is feeling particularly relieved this weekend and want the chance to tell others how relieved they are and hopes that they too feel relieved ;D
False. The Asmo had no tremendous bowel movements to speak of :P
LMAO! That's...not exactly what I...nevermind :P
QuoteThe Next Person (TNP) will play cricket this year.
False.
The next person would rather read the Game Of Thrones book before watching the movie series (or if not a fan of GoT, would rather do that with a book they like that's been made into a movie).
True
The next person is surprised this thread has been so popular.
False. I am never surprised at the type of silliness otherwise clever people will waste their time on.
The next person has pissed off a cop for fun.
False. I am too much of a wuss to to that.
The next person wears glasses.
Quote from: Tank on June 03, 2012, 02:13:58 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 03, 2012, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 03, 2012, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 03, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 03, 2012, 11:23:41 AM
The next person thinks this a lame excuse for someone in fear of rejection
True :)
The next person will not be attending the Skype meet.
True.
The next person has traveled to every country in the European Union.
False.
The next person thinks that I should bring Thea out for the Skype meetup. ;D
True!
The next person thinks I should introduce Sally and Katie at the skype meet
Are these your puppers?!?!
Also, Siz caved and created a new Skype account so he could join us. ;D
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 03, 2012, 05:05:45 PM
The next person wears glasses.
True
The next person is married.
True. Happily and proud.
The next person is missing the meetup which is happening right now...
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 03, 2012, 08:28:41 PM
True. Happily and proud.
The next person is missing the meetup which is happening right now...
True. I just signed off.
The next person is often forgetful! :D
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 03, 2012, 08:29:55 PM
[True. I just signed off.
Hey, new question! Don't kill it!
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 03, 2012, 08:29:55 PM
True. I just signed off.
The next person is often forgetful! :D
True. I have a terrible memory.
TNP can easily identify deadly spider bites (if so, please PM me as I am obsessing over what this weird bump on my arm could be...)
True. The Asmo can check for pulse after some weeks and if it aint there and no other cause of death can be determined, the bite be deadly.
The next person think snow is just something northerners have thought up so that they have something to whine about
False. Snow is very real. Often to the tune of 2 and a half feet of it in one go, where you can barely walk. Forget driving your car. It tends to involve back strain from shoveling, and elderly neighbors requiring the assistance of younger neighbors to dig them out of it. It's especially horrible when it's the heavy, wet stuff. The dry fluffy stuff, I can handle.
TNP's favourite season is autumn.
True. Autumn means football season.
The next person doesn't drink enough water each day.
Quote from: hismikeness on June 04, 2012, 09:15:11 PM
The next person doesn't drink enough water each day.
False. Haven't died of dehydration yet :)
TNP is underweight.
False. According to most measures (including how well I feel), I'm just about where I should be.
The next person is currently procrastinating.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 04, 2012, 09:34:20 PM
False. According to most measures (including how well I feel), I'm just about where I should be.
The next person is currently procrastinating.
False. I'm getting shit done today. ;D
TNP thinks this looks like a lot of fun.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.welove2ski.com%2Fimages%2Fnews%2Fskijoring.jpg&hash=cbd8a3db3db07add021a1fd5bcdac8b0fedb29aa)
Oooh, true!
TNP dreams in color.
Quote from: Ali on June 04, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
Oooh, true!
TNP dreams in color.
False. I dream in colour.
TNP has died in a dream.
Quote from: Tank on June 04, 2012, 09:54:05 PM
False. I dream in colour.
TNP has died in a dream.
::) ;D
True.
TNP dances along to the radio when no one is around to see.
False, the only radio that I have is in my car.
TNP knows Rembrandt's last name.
Quote from: Tom62 on June 04, 2012, 10:22:18 PM
TNP knows Rembrandt's last name.
False...but now I do. :)
TNP doesn't know how to swim.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 04, 2012, 10:30:14 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on June 04, 2012, 10:22:18 PM
TNP knows Rembrandt's last name.
False...but now I do. :)
TNP doesn't know how to swim.
True, which is why I haven't drowned.
TNP understands the concept of genetic drift.
Quote from: En_Route on June 04, 2012, 10:56:17 PM
TNP understands the concept of genetic drift.
True.
TNP couldn't tell a joke to save their lives.
True. I rarely manage to be funny on purpose.
TNP has used the phrase "The student becomes the master" in the last 30 days.
Quote from: Tank on June 04, 2012, 10:57:39 PM
Quote from: En_Route on June 04, 2012, 10:56:17 PM
TNP understands the concept of genetic drift.
True.
TNP couldn't tell a joke to save their lives.
Lives? Cats are we? ;)
Quote from: Ali on June 04, 2012, 11:27:02 PM
True. I rarely manage to be funny on purpose.
TNP has used the phrase "The student becomes the master" in the last 30 days.
True. Something like. ;D
TNP stared at the screen in utter confusion for at least 2 seconds before finally realising that TNP means The Next Person. ::)
False. Tank explained it a few pages back.
TNP does not tan, but burns.
False. I tan to a golden brown, if I have been in the sun for about 6 months I go so dark I can be mistaken for not being naturally white, but I live in England and has only happened when I was young, it happens to everyone on my mothers side of the family.
TNP is going to make this their last post before going to bed.
True. For now. Probably false in the next few minutes.
TNP hesitated about liking HAF on Facebook or following on Twitter because of how people might respond
Quote from: Firebird on June 05, 2012, 03:42:06 AM
TNP hesitated about liking HAF on Facebook or following on Twitter because of how people might respond
False. I don't do Facebook or Twitter for anything because I don't want to be that connected. I'm a dinosaur.
The next person's favorite dinosaur is a pterosaur.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 05, 2012, 04:01:00 AM
The next person's favorite dinosaur is a pterosaur.
False, it's a brontosaurus (not sure they're still called that, tho).
TNP sometimes feels unsettled by similarities between him- or herself and characters on
The Big Bang Theory.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 05, 2012, 04:33:48 AM
False, it's a brontosaurus (not sure they're still called that, tho).
TNP sometimes feels unsettled by similarities between him- or herself and characters on The Big Bang Theory.
False. I am more unsettled by the similarieties between my husband and the characters on
The Big Bang Theory. I married a Sheldon! It also occurs to me rather belatedly that this is probably why I am so fond of En_Route who is another Sheldon.
TNP wishes that we would have another meetup sooner than the 17th.
True!
TNP is feeling lazy today.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 05, 2012, 05:41:34 PM
True!
TNP is feeling lazy today.
Very true. I wanna go home.
The next person is planning a road trip for summer vacation.
Very false. Going on a cruice with my folks.
The next person is on strike.
Quote from: Guardian85 on June 05, 2012, 07:00:29 PM
The next person is on strike.
False.
TNP only drinks Fiji brand water.
False.
TNP has never heard of Fiji brand water either.
False. Heard of it, but think that bottled water is a scam unless you really just need something to drink and don't have a cup or water bottle handy.
TNP is jealous that I'm going to a "spa party" tonight.
False. Sorry to be a killjoy Ali, and I hope you have a fantastic time. I'm just not a spa lady, or indeed much of a party lady. :D
TNP enjoys gardening, particularly flowers, and would like to list the sorts of plants they like working with.
Quote from: Amicale on June 05, 2012, 09:01:07 PM
TNP enjoys gardening, particularly flowers, and would like to list the sorts of plants they like working with.
True, but listing isn't part of the truth. I'm working on our roses in the frontyard and working on beautifying our patio in back.
TNP loves Mountain Dew.
False. I'm happy to say that I'm not a "pop" person in general, and Mountain Dew specifically is kind of gross.
TNP has been to the Coke museum in Atlanta and agrees with me that it's brilliant robbery to charge people $15 to go through a gigantic interactive Coke commercial.
Quote from: Ali on June 05, 2012, 09:11:05 PM
False. I'm happy to say that I'm not a "pop" person in general, and Mountain Dew specifically is kind of gross.
TNP has been to the Coke museum in Atlanta and agrees with me that it's brilliant robbery to charge people $15 to go through a gigantic interactive Coke commercial.
I've never even been to Atlanta. Plus I detest Coke and all its works, including its corny advertising campaigns.
The next person thinks Ireland is a green and pleasant land (despite never having been there).
Quote from: En_Route on June 05, 2012, 10:03:45 PM
I've never even been to Atlanta. Plus I detest Coke and all its works, including its corny advertising campaigns.
The next person thinks Ireland is a green and pleasant land (despite never having been there).
Half true. I think it's green, but I am uncertain about pleasant. The way my Irish fellow used to rant about American tourists and their white tennis shoes (seriously, who gets mad at someone over the color of their athletic shoes?!?) made me wary of visiting Ireland. :D
TNP uses the phrase "Well actually" (when correcting someone ;)) at least once a day.
Usually, false.
The next person subscribes to at least one science magazine
Quote from: Asmodean on June 05, 2012, 10:38:44 PM
The next person subscribes to at least one science magazine
False, but I do buy Scientific American and/or Popular Science when at the bookstore.
TNP cannot be outside without sunglasses on.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 05, 2012, 10:41:22 PM
TNP cannot be outside without sunglasses on.
True, and with progressive lenses I don't have go looking for a second pair of glasses before I leave home.
TNP hates pasta.
The reverse. Italian food in all it's manifestations is one of nature's glories.
The next person has opened up someone else's mail.
False although I have come close to it, and thrown out some when it kept coming to my apartment
TNP has been to an atheist meetup before
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 06, 2012, 12:11:27 AM
False although I have come close to it, and thrown out some when it kept coming to my apartment
TNP has been to an atheist meetup before
True, and it was a hoot!
TNP has more than 5 remote-controls in their living room.
False my frontroom is currently being controlled by Trolls who think they own everything
TNP has called a Girlfriend or wife 20 times in an hour in anger >:(
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 06, 2012, 12:25:27 AM
False my frontroom is currently being controlled by Trolls who think they own everything
TNP has called a Girlfriend or wife 20 times in an hour in anger >:(
Totally false. Radio silence is a much better weapon.
TNP has driven over 100 miles for sex
True I've driven over 100 miles just for the chance I might have sex
TNP has driven over 100 miles to find a White Castle
Haha, false. I've never eaten at a White Castle (we don't have them in Canada).
The next person keeps thinking of The Magic Pudding (TMP) whenever they see TNP.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 06, 2012, 01:20:21 AM
Haha, false. I've never eaten at a White Castle (we don't have them in Canada).
The next person keeps thinking of The Magic Pudding (TMP) whenever they see TNP.
True!
The next person likes watching the sun set.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 06, 2012, 01:46:34 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 06, 2012, 01:20:21 AM
Haha, false. I've never eaten at a White Castle (we don't have them in Canada).
The next person keeps thinking of The Magic Pudding (TMP) whenever they see TNP.
True!
The next person likes watching the sun set.
True!
TNP enjoys stargazing.
True.
The next person can find a few constellations.
True. If you count the Big Dipper and Orion.
The next person has sat in a stream.
Yeah, true ;D
TNP can have some really tempestuous interactions with siblings sometimes. ::)
Definitely true. My brother and I love each other, but we definitely clash a lot too.
The next person secretly thinks that they are an above average driver.
Quote from: Ali on June 06, 2012, 05:05:04 AM
The next person secretly thinks that they are an above average driver.
False. I
am an above average driver compared to some of wackos I see ;)
TNP is struggling to lose weight.
False
The next person used to collect "garbage pail kids".
False. Sounds like something Belgians would do.
The next person invented their own language.
Quote from: En_Route on June 06, 2012, 01:36:03 PM
False. Sounds like something Belgians would do.
The next person invented their own language.
Qqzrrt!
TNP has been shot with an air rifle
True, but only in the backside.
The next person would take better aim.
Quote from: OldGit on June 06, 2012, 02:34:14 PM
The next person would take better aim.
True in as far as I would try. My dad did teach me how to use a gun but I'm terrible at it.
TNP has named a pet for a celebrity.
False, my pet is a celebrity :D
TNP prefers hot chocolate over coffee.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 06, 2012, 03:25:35 PM
False, my pet is a celebrity :D
TNP prefers hot chocolate over coffee.
True.
TNP can't think of a question right now.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 06, 2012, 03:30:05 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 06, 2012, 03:25:35 PM
False, my pet is a celebrity :D
TNP prefers hot chocolate over coffee.
True.
TNP can't think of a question right now.
True.
TNP recycles religiously.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 06, 2012, 02:28:47 PM
Quote from: En_Route on June 06, 2012, 01:36:03 PM
False. Sounds like something Belgians would do.
The next person invented their own language.
Qqzrrt!
I must record that I greatly enjoyed that . Now carry on .
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 06, 2012, 04:32:49 PM
TNP recycles religiously.
False, but I know I should.
The next person couldn't care less about the Wisconsin recall elections.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 06, 2012, 05:48:33 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 06, 2012, 04:32:49 PM
TNP recycles religiously.
False, but I know I should.
The next person couldn't care less about the Wisconsin recall elections.
Sooo disinterested I can't even muster the energy to answer True. D'oh!
TNP thinks humans will live sustainably on another planet one day
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 06, 2012, 08:08:41 PM
TNP thinks humans will live sustainably on another planet one day
True. We will eventually take over the universe.
TNP is handy with a tool box around the house.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 06, 2012, 08:15:33 PM
TNP is handy with a tool box around the house.
False. I have..umm....two left thumbs(?) when it comes to handy-man tasks.
TNP cried at the end of Dances With Wolves when Wind In His Hair was all "I am your friend! I will always be your friend!"
Quote from: Ali on June 06, 2012, 08:23:21 PM
TNP cried at the end of Dances With Wolves when Wind In His Hair was all "I am your friend! I will always be your friend!"
False...I dislike Kevin Costner movies but giggled at "Tatunka!"
TNP just had lunch and feels lethargic.
False. About to go to bed. Am feeling a little lethargic, though. Sleep should solve that.
TNP has smoked a decent cigar.
Quote from: Guardian85 on June 06, 2012, 11:17:25 PM
False. About to go to bed. Am feeling a little lethargic, though. Sleep should solve that.
TNP has smoked a decent cigar.
False. I never inhale.
The next person suits blue.
Quote from: En_Route on June 06, 2012, 11:23:41 PM
The next person suits blue.
Uh...false?
TNP hates Apple Co. products.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 06, 2012, 11:37:33 PM
Quote from: En_Route on June 06, 2012, 11:23:41 PM
The next person suits blue.
Uh...false?
TNP hates Apple Co. products.
False. Until its untimely death by maple syrup, my Mac was the best and longest lasting laptop I have ever owned. 2006-2012
TNP is a fan of gummy worms.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 06, 2012, 11:46:56 PM
TNP is a fan of gummy worms.
False, but my grandkids are.
TNP is sipping Jack Daniels as we speak/write.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 07, 2012, 02:15:34 AM
TNP is sipping Jack Daniels as we speak/write.
False, but I am sneaking cookie dough from the chocolate chip cookies I'm making.
TNP has gone whale watching.
True! A humpback swam right under our boat and the two ladies standing next to me screamed their heads off.
The next person has cross-dressed.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 07, 2012, 04:32:48 AM
The next person has cross-dressed.
True! But just once as part of a skit when I was a camp counselor. Apparently I have great legs.
TNP has never been a hospital patient.
Quote from: Firebird on June 07, 2012, 04:38:37 AM
TNP has never been a hospital patient.
False. I had knee surgery a few years ago.
TNP has been on a cruise in the Caribbean.
Sadly false. But I did go on a two day ferry ride to Bilbao, Spain, across the Bay of Biscay where we saw several whales and countless dolphins.
TNP has swum with sharks
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 07, 2012, 07:33:29 AM
Sadly false. But I did go on a two day ferry ride to Bilbao, Spain, across the Bay of Biscay where we saw several whales and countless dolphins.
TNP has swum with sharks
False. But then again I never saw any so it could be true!
TNP knows what Yanks call Jam
True. I think. Preserves (has seeds) as opposed to jelly (no seeds) Unless you have some other meaning for jam.
Continuing the food thought, the next person is a vegetarian.
Quote from: technolud on June 07, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
True. I think. Preserves (has seeds) as opposed to jelly (no seeds) Unless you have some other meaning for jam.
Continuing the food thought, the next person is a vegetarian.
Only on cold days in Hell.
TNP is a bit more like Ron Burgundy than they'd like to admit.
False. I'll admit I don't know who Ron Burgundy is. ???
TNP has sky dived at least once in their life.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 07, 2012, 03:48:10 PM
False. I'll admit I don't know who Ron Burgundy is. ???
TNP has sky dived at least once in their life.
False. I wanted to when I was a teen, but I find the older I get, the more aware of my own mortality I get, which makes me scared of all sorts of things I didn't used to think I was scared of. Like jumping out of an airplane and plummeting to the ground. Husband has been, though. He said he has no desire to do it again, as it "wasn't as exciting as (he) was expecting." Which I think is code for "I'm a dude, I can't tell everyone that I nearly peed my pants on the way down and there is no way that you would be able to pry me out of my seat and throw me out the door were I to give it another try."
TNP eats 3 square meals a day.
False. Breakfast, light snack midday, dinner. I do not count that as three square meals.
TNP enjoys cleaning.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 07, 2012, 04:49:10 PM
TNP enjoys cleaning.
False...but depends on the day.
TNP knows what the BMW logo represents.
True (I think?) The logo represents an airplane's helices.
TNP wishes procrastinating was a paid profession.
True I've been doing it for over 9 years
TNP eats fast food at least once a day
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 07, 2012, 05:40:27 PM
TNP eats fast food at least once a day
True on weekdays and my waistline is showing it.
TNP listens to music while at work.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 07, 2012, 06:59:34 PM
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 07, 2012, 05:40:27 PM
TNP eats fast food at least once a day
True on weekdays and my waistline is showing it.
TNP listens to music while at work.
True, I got some PC speakers for Xmas which kick bassy butt. And with limitless thrash from Spotify I'm public enemy No.1 ;D
TNP wishes they could have escorted Ami to her metal gig
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 07, 2012, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 07, 2012, 06:59:34 PM
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 07, 2012, 05:40:27 PM
TNP eats fast food at least once a day
True on weekdays and my waistline is showing it.
TNP listens to music while at work.
True, I got some PC speakers for Xmas which kick bassy butt. And with limitless thrash from Spotify I'm public enemy No.1 ;D
TNP wishes they could have escorted Ami to her metal gig
False. I wouldn't want her evening to have been spoiled.
TNP once wrote a poem featuring the phrase "the illicit hiss of nylon".
:D I wish I could say 'true'.
TNP will ask a question.
True,in due course.
TNP dislikes small talk.
Quote from: En_Route on June 07, 2012, 11:24:17 PM
TNP dislikes small talk.
True and False...depends on with whom.
TNP watches Whale Wars
A few times. But I detest Paul Watson and concider him a pompous, dangerous, criminal clown.
The next person wears a uniform to work.
False.
TNP is in a terrible mood.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 08, 2012, 12:04:09 AM
TNP is in a terrible mood.
False, just got off work and am about to have a Jack Daniels.
TNP likes his/her in-laws, for the most part.
True! I love everyone in hubby's immediately family and I get along with them very well! My Mom-in-law is awesome (I'm lucky, I know).
ETA: And I'm not just saying that because my husband is a member of this site :P
The next person burnt their tongue on a hot beverage today.
Almost! Though not technically true :P
TNP can't wait for Saturday.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 08, 2012, 12:21:42 AM
TNP can't wait for Saturday.
True, but even more true for Friday evening, which I always wish would last forever.
TNP received something interesting in the mail today. (Sounds like a horoscope or Chinese fortune cookie)
False. I don't check the mail, but my mother mentioned that it almost qualifies as a traumatic event - most of the mail we recieve in the box are bills, and some paper spam.
TNP wants a Chinese fortune cookie.
no they taste nasty
TNP has to be up early but doesn't want to go to sleep even though they know they should.
Quote from: Crow on June 08, 2012, 12:31:26 AM
TNP has to be up early but doesn't want to go to sleep even though they know they should.
False tonight. But on most other weekdays? All too true.
TNP has had their home broken into.
Quote from: Firebird on June 08, 2012, 03:51:53 AM
TNP has had their home broken into.
True, once while I was home. Hence the last 20 years in a security building.
TNP remembers when cars didn't have seat belts.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 08, 2012, 03:58:21 AM
TNP remembers when cars didn't have seat belts.
True. When cars started having them, I started using them before it became mandatory.
TNP prefers steak over fish.
False. I'd take fish or chicken over steak anyday.
TNP watches tutorials on Youtube somewhat regularly.
False. I don't use YouTube much at all, really.
The next person dislikes the taste of beer
Quote from: Asmodean on June 08, 2012, 09:59:48 AM
The next person dislikes the taste of beer
False, false, false, false, false!
TNP has never painted a picture as an adult.
Quote from: Tank on June 08, 2012, 10:43:33 AM
TNP has never painted a picture as an adult.
True. Drawn, but not painted.
TNP plays guitar.
True, but not very well. I prefer keys.
The next person would rather be bored on vacation than work
Quote from: Asmodean on June 08, 2012, 01:05:57 PM
The next person would rather be bored on vacation than work
True! I hate being bored at work absolutely loath it.
TNP must be male and has worn platform shoes to increase their height at some point in their lives.
Quote from: Tank on June 08, 2012, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on June 08, 2012, 01:05:57 PM
The next person would rather be bored on vacation than work
True! I hate being bored at work absolutely loath it.
TNP must be male and has worn platform shoes to increase their height at some point in their lives.
False. At six foot two I don't suffer from a Napoleon complex.
The next person has lied about their educational attainments at some point.
Quote from: En_Route on June 08, 2012, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 08, 2012, 02:01:05 PM
False. At six foot two I don't suffer from a Napoleon complex.
The next person has lied about their educational attainments at some point.
False.
TNP has been on a blind date.
Quote from: Ali on June 08, 2012, 04:27:04 PM
TNP has been on a blind date.
TNP folds (http://www.cghm.org/wow/2006/folding-vs-wadding-the-perpetual-dilemma).
Quote from: Tank on June 08, 2012, 02:01:05 PM
True! I hate being bored at work absolutely loath it.
I can SO relate! >:( Why did I even come in if there was nothing for me to do?!
QuoteTNP folds.
Interesting question... I don't think I do. Will try to notice next time.
The next person plays poker
Quote from: Asmodean on June 08, 2012, 07:41:39 PM
I can SO relate! >:( Why did I even come in if there was nothing for me to do?!
QuoteTNP folds.
Interesting question... I don't think I do. Will try to notice next time.
The next person plays poker
To the bolded, that is where I am at today, and thinking about kicking out of here early.
To the question - false. I can never remember the rules, and have been told that I have an absolutely terrible poker face.
TNP likes to nap.
True.
TNP likes Top Gear.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 08, 2012, 09:08:36 PM
True.
TNP likes Top Gear.
True, but lower gears have their uses too. :D
TNP likes soft boiled eggs with soldiers
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 08, 2012, 09:08:36 PM
True.
TNP likes Top Gear.
False to the nth degree. Self-congratulatory car bores don't do it for me.
The next person haggles in shops.
Unifying the thread.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 08, 2012, 10:22:26 PM
TNP likes soft boiled eggs with soldiers
True. Had to look it up, but sounds OK.
"The next person haggles in shops."
False. I pay the stated price or walk out.
TNP plans to drink in excess tonite.
False. I don't drink except on rare occasion.
The next person does not attempt lecturing smokers into quitting
True.
TNP likes to go swimming.
Quote from: Ali on June 08, 2012, 10:34:49 PM
TNP likes to go swimming.
Yes, but once a pool is in the backyard, it becomes less and less of a 'like'.
TNP organizes their clothes obsessively.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 08, 2012, 10:43:29 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 08, 2012, 10:34:49 PM
TNP likes to go swimming.
Yes, but once a pool is in the backyard, it becomes less and less of a 'like'.
TNP organizes their clothes obsessively.
False. What else are wives for? In fairness I don't ask her or even especially want her to do it, but if it makes her happy....
The next person holds a long-standing grudge against a pantomime dame.
Quote from: En_Route on June 08, 2012, 10:46:06 PM
The next person holds a long-standing grudge against a pantomime dame.
False, I have no grudges, period. All is forgiven.
TNP prefers gin over vodka.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 09, 2012, 02:36:02 AM
TNP prefers gin over vodka.
True, though it's not a strong preference.
TNP is insecure.
True.
TNP knows several different knots.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 09, 2012, 04:16:58 AM
TNP knows several different knots.
True.
TNP likes the smell of a new car.
True.
The next person should be sleeping now.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 09, 2012, 07:03:00 AM
The next person should be sleeping now.
True. But 19mo kids do not sleep in >:(
TNP runs simply for the fun of it.
Quote from: Tank on June 09, 2012, 07:08:06 AM
TNP runs simply for the fun of it.
False. Ahem. I don't run.
TNP likes their name.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 09, 2012, 07:25:22 AM
TNP likes their name.
True I suppose, didn't always. I like my initials, it's handy having a vowel.
When dreaming a part of TNP's brain will sometimes interject with something akin to "Right, stop that! It's silly. Very silly indeed. Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got silly."
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on June 09, 2012, 02:42:38 PM
When dreaming a part of TNP's brain will sometimes interject with something akin to "Right, stop that! It's silly. Very silly indeed. Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got silly."
Um. No, but sometimes in a dream I realize that I'm dreaming, and then I can control the dream. That's awesome because you can feel the things you are creating, like the physical sensation of flying. I like flying in my dreams. :)
TNP would go back and do something differently if they could.
Quote from: Ali on June 09, 2012, 02:59:55 PM
TNP would go back and do something differently if they could.
True. I don't know how the outcomes would be, though there are something that would definitely be worth a try.
TNP is laid back in life. Live and let live attitude.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 09, 2012, 03:31:38 PM
TNP is laid back in life. Live and let live attitude.
Yes, that is definitively me.
TNP has been to Asia
unfortunately no
the next person feels like the luckiest person ever
Quote from: MariaEvri on June 10, 2012, 12:10:02 PM
the next person feels like the luckiest person ever
False. I did once but it tuned out to be an illusion.
TNP prefers rock pools to sand at the sea side.
Oh, yes. Wholly more interesting and potentially full of creatures made of food.
TNP hits inanimate objects to teach them a lesson when they 'act' in unsatisfactory ways.
False. I have injured myself enough to learn my lesson.
TNP takes cold showers.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 10, 2012, 02:40:27 PM
TNP takes cold showers.
Not willingly :)
TNP has been arrested at some point
Several times. Possession, criminal damage and TDA (take and drive away). This was all before I was 18 so I don't have a criminal record. I've been a good boy ever since... promise... ;D
TNP didn't get caught for something they woulda got in BIG trouble for.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 10, 2012, 06:44:32 PM
TNP didn't get caught for something they woulda got in BIG trouble for.
True. If I had been caught for everything I did as a teenager/young adult, I would have been in prison forever and bankrupt. Maybe only a couple of BIG things, but the accumulation of all of it would have made me a repeat offender. However, nobody got hurt.
TNP is going to be away from home for at least two days next week.
True. I'm doing an internship in Charleston, West Virginia for the summer.
The next person has a strange phobia.
Quote from: Godless on June 10, 2012, 11:48:44 PM
True. I'm doing an internship in Charleston, West Virginia for the summer.
The next person has a strange phobia.
True. I have a phobia of people with missing limbs. Thankfully it has gotten a lot better since I was younger.
The next person is eating someting sweet.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 11, 2012, 12:02:52 AM
Quote from: Godless on June 10, 2012, 11:48:44 PM
True. I'm doing an internship in Charleston, West Virginia for the summer.
The next person has a strange phobia.
True. I have a phobia of people with missing limbs. Thankfully it has gotten a lot better since I was younger.
The next person is eating someting sweet.
I just scoffed a doughnut kindly presented to me by my son, possibly with a view to my premature demise.
The next person is insanely proud of his/ her legs.
False. I'm thankful they're able to get me from point A to point B, as I'm aware how many people don't have that luxury, but aside from that, I'm not proud of them.
TNP enjoys playing games on their cellphone.
True.
TNP likes horror movies.
Absolutely false! I can hardly sit through the parody scary movies without being scared shitless.
The next person has allergies in the spring.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 11, 2012, 04:26:06 AM
The next person has allergies in the spring.
Up until this past weekend, I would have said false. But it appears maybe it's true now. Been coughing and congested all weekend, but not sick otherwise. Weird.
TNP drinks tea.
Quote from: Firebird on June 11, 2012, 07:14:26 AM
TNP drinks tea.
True, enough to sometimes give myself jitters nearly as bad as any coffee addict.
TNP thinks music hasn't really been that good since the 50s.
If you mean the 1750s, I'd agree but prefer to add another 50 years. If you mean the 1850s, no - it had gone bad well before then.
The Next Person has never swallowed a pair of false teeth.
Quote from: OldGit on June 11, 2012, 09:47:09 AM
If you mean the 1750s, I'd agree but prefer to add another 50 years. If you mean the 1850s, no - it had gone bad well before then.
The Next Person has never swallowed a pair of false teeth.
True, but now that you've suggested it, I might give it a go.
The next person believes that all is flux.
Quote from: En_Route on June 11, 2012, 10:24:00 AM
The next person believes that all is flux.
False. Solder exists too!
TNP hates puns.
False, I love puns and other plays on words.
The next person would act in a major blockbuster movie, if given the chance.
Only if I got paid like a few million, otherwise the hassle afterwards wouldn't be worth it.
The next person is really answering true to their own "TNP...".
Quote from: Crow on June 11, 2012, 02:34:40 PM
Only if I got paid like a few million, otherwise the hassle afterwards wouldn't be worth it.
The next person is really answering true to their own "TNP...".
True.
TNP is wondering what could have happened to Buddy to give her a phobia of people with missing limbs, and making up wild scenarios involving amputees scaring Buddy's mother while she was in utero (as was said to have happened to the Elephant Man.)
Quote from: Ali on June 11, 2012, 04:34:58 PM
TNP is wondering what could have happened to Buddy to give her a phobia of people with missing limbs, and making up wild scenarios involving amputees scaring Buddy's mother while she was in utero (as was said to have happened to the Elephant Man.)
What? I'll say false.
TNP uses a purse/murse.
False. Valuables go in my pocket, the rest stay in the vehicle.
The next person just got off of work.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 11, 2012, 05:31:00 PM
The next person just got off of work.
False, I just got back from work.
TNP thinks that England wins the European soccer championship
Quote from: Tom62 on June 11, 2012, 07:51:49 PM
TNP thinks that England wins the European soccer championship
False. But one never knows. On paper we should have been slaughtered by France but we managed a draw. The England team and manager are both new and untried and thus there is zero expectations so there could be a wonderful surprise.
TNP has eaten grass at some point in there lives.
Quote from: Tank on June 11, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
False. But one never knows. On paper we should have been slaughtered by France but we managed a draw. The England team and manager are both new and untried and thus there is zero expectations so there could be a wonderful surprise.
TNP has eaten grass at some point in there lives.
True, I think. It seems like something I recall trying as a little kid. Cows and horses eat grass! Why not people?
TNP is vain about their appearance.
Quote from: Ali on June 11, 2012, 08:25:20 PM
TNP is vain about their appearance.
False. I am NOT a metrosexual!!!
TNP feels that on balance they make the world a better place.
Quote from: Tank on June 11, 2012, 08:28:17 PM
False. I am NOT a metrosexual!!!
TNP feels that on balance they make the world a better place.
Either way I answer this question seems to make me sound douche-y. ("No, the world is not a better place for my having been in it. Please everyone rush to tell me that isn't true, and that any place I am is a veritable Garden of Eden." Or "Yes, the world is a better place. Aren't I
marvelous?) I guess on the balance I'll say yes, true. Maybe.
TNP wishes that I would stop typing out my inner dialogue for the rest of the world to see.
Quote from: Ali on June 11, 2012, 08:49:21 PM
TNP wishes that I would stop typing out my inner dialogue for the rest of the world to see.
False, your inner dialogue is amusing. ;D
TNP is a neat freak.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 11, 2012, 08:59:34 PM
TNP is a neat freak.
*gives quick sideways glances around the room* False.
TNP wishes they had one less sibling right now. ::)
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 11, 2012, 09:49:22 PM
TNP wishes they had one less sibling right now. ::)
True. Very very true.
TNP can't be arsed with arguing any more.
Quote from: Tank on June 11, 2012, 10:08:22 PM
True. Very very true.
TNP can't be arsed with arguing any more.
I wish. LOL I am always free for an argument. ;D Oh, except with my husband, when I am calm enough to realize that refusing to argue will get under his skin more than arguing. Then sometimes I can manage to pull myself up to my full height, and say with a sort of haughty dignity "I'm not arguing with you about this any more." and then flounce away. ;D
TNP loves to goad their significant other as much as I do.
False. I'm single. ;D
The next person can't sleep either.
Quote from: Guardian85 on June 12, 2012, 02:25:18 AM
The next person can't sleep either.
True, haven't had a decent night's sleep in 4 days. Hoping this changes after I retire and no longer have to obsess about work.
TNP still loves watching Saturday morning cartoons.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 12, 2012, 02:38:14 AM
Quote from: Guardian85 on June 12, 2012, 02:25:18 AM
The next person can't sleep either.
True, haven't had a decent night's sleep in 4 days. Hoping this changes after I retire and no longer have to obsess about work.
TNP still loves watching Saturday morning cartoons.
False. But mostly because we sleep in on Saturdays.
TNP is going on a big trip soon
Quote from: Firebird on June 12, 2012, 03:18:14 AM
TNP is going on a big trip soon
False. *sigh* :(
TNP can proudly say that at least once in their lives, their experimentations with food in the kitchen worked out
just fine ;D
If there were guests over that means something scary didn't crawl out of the cooking pot or oven, especially if you don't rememeber ever having put it there.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 12, 2012, 06:27:01 AM
TNP can proudly say that at least once in their lives, their experimentations with food in the kitchen worked out just fine ;D
If there were guests over that means something scary didn't crawl out of the cooking pot or oven...
True.
TNP has partaken of Absinthe.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 12, 2012, 05:34:28 PM
TNP has partaken of Absinthe.
True. Bought a bottle of the Green Fairy in New Orleans last summer.
TNP has been on a paddle wheel river boat on the Mississippi.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 12, 2012, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 12, 2012, 05:34:28 PM
TNP has partaken of Absinthe.
True. Bought a bottle of the Green Fairy in New Orleans last summer.
TNP has been on a paddle wheel river boat on the Mississippi.
No, but I have grown tired of being patronised by some self-important third-raters (you know who you are).
The next person is a Van Morrison devotee.
False. never 'got' VM.
TNP thinks ER took it a bit too far
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 12, 2012, 06:50:35 PM
TNP thinks ER took it a bit too far
False.
TNP needs to know his/her watch is set to the exact time.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 12, 2012, 06:50:35 PM
False. never 'got' VM.
TNP thinks ER took it a bit too far
Surely not? Tank was unpardonably rude (no "strike" imposed there).My central point remains: atheists can be as obtuse and bigoted as theists. If I have managed to inject a little humility in some corner of your hearts them my supreme self-sacrifice in engineering my eviction here will not have been in vain.
TNP will shed a small, barely visible but nevertheless tangible tear at the passing of ER.
True.
The next person wants everyone to just chill the fuck out now.
Quote from: Ali on June 12, 2012, 07:07:21 PM
The next person wants everyone to just chill the fuck out now.
False. Why "chill out" if you're all happy to burn in hell... (JOKE!!)
TNP prefers a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich over a peanut butter and pineapple/apricot jam sandwich.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 12, 2012, 07:11:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 12, 2012, 07:07:21 PM
The next person wants everyone to just chill the fuck out now.
False. Why "chill out" if you're all happy to burn in hell... (JOKE!!)
TNP prefers a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich over a peanut butter and pineapple/apricot jam sandwich.
Oooh, deep! I think I'm gonna have to say true.
TNP has got the phone number of an air hostess while on a plane
Quote from: En_Route on June 12, 2012, 07:03:46 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 12, 2012, 06:50:35 PM
TNP thinks ER took it a bit too far.
Surely not? Tank was unpardonably rude (no "strike" imposed there).My central point remains: atheists can be as obtuse and bigoted as theists. If I have managed to inject a little humility in some corner of your hearts them my supreme self-sacrifice in engineering my eviction here will not have been in vain.
TNP will shed a small, barely visible but nevertheless tangible tear at the passing of ER.
I think that you must have a mighty thin skin if you think that somebody who says they don't "give a shit about your opinion" is being unpardonably rude. I take the reference to your "supreme self-sacrifice" to be jocular, as you don't seem particularly concerned whether you remain a member of this site. Throughout this episode, you yourself have been remarkably lacking in the "humility" you seem to value so much, so I doubt that your example will provide any education at all in that regard.
I do regret that you seem intent on being banned, because I think that you've added a worthwhile perspective to many of the discussions here in which you've been a participant. I'm not in the least tearful about it though. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rationalskepticism.org%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Ficon_dunno.gif&hash=5fe3d5c8980caeb1f1f80492377fb1f77c3e2dcc)
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 12, 2012, 07:18:05 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 12, 2012, 07:11:50 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 12, 2012, 07:07:21 PM
The next person wants everyone to just chill the fuck out now.
False. Why "chill out" if you're all happy to burn in hell... (JOKE!!)
TNP prefers a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich over a peanut butter and pineapple/apricot jam sandwich.
Oooh, deep! I think I'm gonna have to say true.
TNP has got the phone number of an air hostess while on a plane
False.
The next person wants to know how on earth Adrian Chiles is the presenter for ITV's football programming.
False. Who is Adrian Chiles?
TNP heard a pin drop...
True, and it still took forever to find! :D
People are surprised when they learn the next person has a dirty mind.
True!
The next person noticed that there are currently 6 users viewing this thread!
False. When I looked it was just me and my Draw Something buddy, Hismikeness.
TNP is thinking about how Tank seems to be missing today, and hoping that he is okay and will be back with us shortly.
True. <3
TNP regularly writes notes on the back of their hand.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 12, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
True. <3
TNP regularly writes notes on the back of their hand.
False, I stain too easily. :(
The next person makes a lot of typos while typing.
True, I type pretty fast, much to my detriment - I always need to go back and correct myself!
TNP has gone sailing on a random body of water.
Quote from: Amicale on June 12, 2012, 08:08:21 PM
TNP has gone sailing on a random body of water.
False. I've never been sailing.
TNP secretly thinks they sound just like Adele when they sing along to "Someone like You."
False... with bells on.
TNP feels a bit like a forum fraud by constantly resorting to this inane thread
False. I love everything about this thread, up to and including it's inanity.
TNP likes to paint his/her toenails.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 12, 2012, 08:17:30 PM
TNP feels a bit like a forum fraud by constantly resorting to this inane thread
False. Since Tank took/has taken part, then it is a sanctioned inane thread.
TNP whitens their teeth.
edit: too late. :)
Negative to teeth whitening or toenails. But I did wear black on my fingernails for a wee gothy while. And my wife is currently undergoing a teeth whining treatment against my better advice.
TNP has thought about a boob job. POINH.
True, I think almost every female has thought about it at least one time.
The next person has tried at least one dangerous sport.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 12, 2012, 08:28:24 PM
The next person has tried at least one dangerous sport.
True. Walking is dangerous.
TNP can't stand to see other people's dirty, dry elbows.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 12, 2012, 08:31:52 PM
True. Walking is dangerous.
TNP can't stand to see other people's dirty, dry elbows.
Uh. False, I guess. I never really look at anyone else's elbows to notice if they're dirty or not (why would they be dirty?)
TNP just checked their own elbows for dirt.
False. My shit is clean.
The next person has a bad habit they're currently trying to break.
Quote from: hismikeness on June 12, 2012, 09:08:34 PM
False. My shit is clean.
The next person has a bad habit they're currently trying to break.
False.No habits are "bad" in my vocabulary.
The next person has a weakness for at least one of the following:
(i) Korean Art House movies
(ii) Vermicelli
(iii) Greyhound Racing
(iv) Greyhound Buses.
Quote from: En_Route on June 12, 2012, 09:12:41 PM
The next person has a weakness for at least one of the following:
(i) Korean Art House movies
(ii) Vermicelli
(iii) Greyhound Racing
(iv) Greyhound Buses.
False. Not that I'm aware of anyway.
TNP turns off the lights in a room when leaving even if leaving for a few moments.
False. My rent includes electricity, and while I don't waste it just for the sake of wasting it, I certainly don't try to minimise my consumption.
The next person is more prone to do-or-die than to admitting defeat and moving on
Quote from: Asmodean on June 12, 2012, 10:36:02 PM
The next person is more prone to do-or-die than to admitting defeat and moving on
True. Lots of people sacrificed life and did rather than admit defeat. Freedom is their gift to us.
TNP was pulled over for a moving violation recently.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 12, 2012, 10:42:49 PM
TNP was pulled over for a moving violation recently.
True, speeding in Teague, Texas.
TNP will tell me what the problem was between Tank and Scissorlegs, because I missed it.
False, though now I'm also curious because I also missed it. ???
TNP will engage in some forum gossip.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 12, 2012, 11:31:19 PM
False, though now I'm also curious because I also missed it. ???
TNP will engage in some forum gossip.
True. I hear on excellent authority that xsilverphinx is planning a sex-change and has already sold the film rights to a steamy late-night
Brazilian television station. What
is the world coming to?
The next person is planning a sex-change and has already sold the film rights to a steamy late-night Brazilian
television station.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 12, 2012, 11:31:19 PM
False, though now I'm also curious because I also missed it. ???
Well, I was wrong. It was between Tank and En Route on "The Queen's Jubilee" thread. And it was partly my fault for asking a question about the English/Irish relationship. I went away for a couple of days, and just now read the interchange between them. Sorry. Carry on.
Quote from: En_Route on June 12, 2012, 11:51:23 PM
The next person is planning a sex-change and has already sold the film rights to a steamy late-night Brazilian television station.
False. I would never sell the rights to a Brazilian television station.
The next person is keeping a deep, dark secret from his/her mate.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 13, 2012, 12:35:53 AM
The next person is keeping a deep, dark secret from his/her mate.
False.
TNP is sooo sleepy.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 13, 2012, 03:42:06 PM
TNP is sooo sleepy.
False, I just woke up.
TNP is waiting for a repairman of some sort to arrive.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 13, 2012, 04:17:50 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 13, 2012, 03:42:06 PM
TNP is sooo sleepy.
False, I just woke up.
TNP is waiting for a repairman of some sort to arrive.
Half true. I'm not personally waiting, I'm at work. But my...uh....better half (*grimace* he's not really my
better half, is he?) is waiting. We had a flood in our kitchen that caused about a gazillion dollars worth of water damage. The workers are coming sometime today to start destroying stuff.
TNP likes soap operas.
False. I don't get them at all.
The next person swallows their gum.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 13, 2012, 04:56:32 PM
The next person swallows their gum.
False.
TNP wants the letter 'M' stricken from the English language. ( pts if you know where this comes from )
False. My name would sound weird without it.
The next person thinks bacon goes with everything.
False. Just saw a news article about Burger King's new bacon ice cream sundae and thought "America, this is why you're fat."
TNP is going to join the HAF meetup on Sunday.
Quote from: Ali on June 13, 2012, 07:36:01 PM
TNP is going to join the HAF meetup on Sunday.
True. But I will NOT be wearing my Britney costume (unless you lot tip well)
TNP won't skip adding a TNP...
True Ooops!
TNP can walk a tightrope
Quote from: Tank on June 13, 2012, 08:05:11 PM
True Ooops!
TNP can walk a tightrope
False.
The next person has used the word Derp at least once in the past 24 hours.
False. I use it on a regular basis, but not in the past 24 hours
TNP is growing a big bushy beard just like I am
Quote from: Tank on June 13, 2012, 07:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 13, 2012, 07:36:01 PM
TNP is going to join the HAF meetup on Sunday.
True. But I will NOT be wearing my Britney costume (unless you lot tip well)
Do you accept paypal? ;D
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 13, 2012, 08:26:24 PM
TNP is growing a big bushy beard just like I am
False: 5 days is my max then I hate it!
TNP has a sick Britney Spears fetish
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on June 13, 2012, 08:26:24 PM
False. I use it on a regular basis, but not in the past 24 hours
TNP is growing a big bushy beard just like I am
False. I shall retain my present modest but beautifully manicured growth
TNP , if they caught sight of anti-disestablishmentarianism sporting a big bushy beard would run away.
Oops posted too late. please ignore. the answer is obvious anyway.
True and true.
TNP speaks at least 2 languages fluently.
Quote from: Ali on June 13, 2012, 09:45:17 PM
True and true.
TNP speaks at least 2 languages fluently.
False. I speak two at about 3/4.
The next person is irritated by dust on their screen.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 13, 2012, 09:49:12 PM
The next person is irritated by dust on their screen.
Sorry, I can't make out your message. Must be dust on my screen.
TNP knows how to dodge difficult questions without sounding evasive.
Quote from: En_Route on June 13, 2012, 10:13:45 PM
TNP knows how to dodge difficult questions without sounding evasive.
False. I also have a terrible poker face.
TNP eats dessert most nights.
True. But they're usually 100 calorie chocolate "vita-muffin (http://www.vitalicious.ca/items/vitatops/list.htm)" thingies (oh! I should add those to the obsession thread, as they are another current obsession of mine).
The next person develops obsessions easily.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 13, 2012, 10:47:49 PM
The next person develops obsessions easily.
True, but only about actors and stalking is never involved (too much trouble).
The next person has pulled clothes out of the hamper to get dressed.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 13, 2012, 11:46:42 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 13, 2012, 10:47:49 PM
The next person develops obsessions easily.
True, but only about actors and stalking is never involved (too much trouble).
The next person has pulled clothes out of the hamper to get dressed.
Shameful but true. It gets embarrassing when people start throwing me coins in the street.
The next person believes that too many kooks spoil the brothel.
Quote from: En_Route on June 13, 2012, 11:49:43 PM
The next person believes that too many kooks spoil the brothel.
False. I can't get enough kooks in my brothel to suit me.
The next person plays Draw Something.
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 12:32:17 AM
Quote from: En_Route on June 13, 2012, 11:49:43 PM
The next person believes that too many kooks spoil the brothel.
False. I can't get enough kooks in my brothel to suit me.
The next person plays Draw Something.
True!
The next person is waiting for someone to take their turn in Draw Something.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 14, 2012, 12:45:22 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 12:32:17 AM
Quote from: En_Route on June 13, 2012, 11:49:43 PM
The next person believes that too many kooks spoil the brothel.
False. I can't get enough kooks in my brothel to suit me.
The next person plays Draw Something.
True!
The next person is waiting for someone to take their turn in Draw Something.
False. I would rather intrude a stick of rhubarb up my fundament.
The next person is a backseat driver.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 14, 2012, 12:45:22 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 12:32:17 AM
Quote from: En_Route on June 13, 2012, 11:49:43 PM
The next person believes that too many kooks spoil the brothel.
False. I can't get enough kooks in my brothel to suit me.
The next person plays Draw Something.
True!
The next person is waiting for someone to take their turn in Draw Something.
About that....I somehow lost my original game, so I had to go create a new one. But as you saw, I just added you to my new game!
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 01:12:55 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 14, 2012, 12:45:22 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 12:32:17 AM
Quote from: En_Route on June 13, 2012, 11:49:43 PM
The next person believes that too many kooks spoil the brothel.
False. I can't get enough kooks in my brothel to suit me.
The next person plays Draw Something.
True!
The next person is waiting for someone to take their turn in Draw Something.
About that....I somehow lost my original game, so I had to go create a new one. But as you saw, I just added you to my new game!
I hope you are both very happy.
Quote from: En_Route on June 14, 2012, 01:14:04 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 01:12:55 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 14, 2012, 12:45:22 AM
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 12:32:17 AM
Quote from: En_Route on June 13, 2012, 11:49:43 PM
The next person believes that too many kooks spoil the brothel.
False. I can't get enough kooks in my brothel to suit me.
The next person plays Draw Something.
True!
The next person is waiting for someone to take their turn in Draw Something.
About that....I somehow lost my original game, so I had to go create a new one. But as you saw, I just added you to my new game!
I hope you are both very happy.
I am. I'm only sad because I lost my nice stylus I got for my phone that is really fun to use while drawing.
Quote from: En_Route on June 14, 2012, 12:51:21 AM
The next person is a backseat driver.
False. I've reached that age when I'm always the frontseat driver. A few more years and that won't be true.
The next person hears "time's winged chariot drawing near" and knows what I'm talking about.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 14, 2012, 03:52:15 AM
The next person hears "time's winged chariot drawing near" and knows what I'm talking about.
True, and I'm still adjusting to it. Some days I can't help but think, "that was fast".
TNP thinks long walks on the beach are over-rated.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 14, 2012, 05:00:47 AM
TNP thinks long walks on the beach are over-rated.
False, but that's because I don't live close to one.
TNP's erratic sleep patterns are starting to get on their nerves.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 14, 2012, 05:44:06 AM
TNP's erratic sleep patterns are starting to get on their nerves.
True, my sleep (or lack of sleep) pattern drives me nuts.
TNP cried when he or she watched a movie.
Quote from: Tom62 on June 14, 2012, 05:55:47 AM
TNP cried when he or she watched a movie.
True, multiple times. Mostly if I'm drinking while watching a movie.
TNP enjoys studying history.
True! That's why it was my major for my undergrad.
The next person usually wakes up with a serious case of bed head.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 14, 2012, 02:01:05 PM
True! That's why it was my major for my undergrad.
The next person usually wakes up with a serious case of bed head.
True.
The next person lives in an urban setting.
True. In the fifth largest city in Canada, which, uh, by global standards isn't very big. But it still counts.
The next person knows how to do the macarena.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 14, 2012, 03:17:40 PM
True. In the fifth largest city in Canada, which, uh, by global standards isn't very big. But it still counts.
The next person knows how to do the macarena.
To my shame, yes, true.
The next person knows how to do the Chicken Dance.
False, as sure as eggs is eggs.
The next person smirks every time they see their reflection.
Quote from: En_Route on June 14, 2012, 04:53:54 PM
The next person smirks every time they see their reflection.
False
TNP knows how to make meatloaf (I need a recipe please)
True-Tell him you really loved "Bat out of Hell" (I'm ignoring the reference to the recipe, which I'm taking as a ploy to throw me of the scent).
The Next Person has never seen a play by Chekhov (Shame on you!).
Quote from: En_Route on June 14, 2012, 05:06:48 PM
The Next Person has never seen a play by Chekhov Pavel Andreievich Chekov (Shame on you!).
Fixed it for ya. ;) (joke)
False.
TNP loves the scent of Jasmine.
Quote from: AnimatedDirtTNP loves the scent of Jasmine.
I do indeed, she wears
Puanteur de Vidanges and it suits her.
The next person doesn't suspect anything yet.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 14, 2012, 05:11:10 PM
TNP loves the scent of Jasmine.
True. I didn't realise you knew her too.
The next person has a "never say die" spirit that many of his/her friends find intensely irritating.
Quote from: Tank on June 14, 2012, 04:58:36 PM
Quote from: En_Route on June 14, 2012, 04:53:54 PM
The next person smirks every time they see their reflection.
False
TNP knows how to make meatloaf (I need a recipe please)
True. http://www.food.com/recipe/really-good-vegetarian-meatloaf-really-33921 (http://www.food.com/recipe/really-good-vegetarian-meatloaf-really-33921) Delicious!
TNP often snacks between meals
Oops, too late. Carry on with ER's questionn
QuoteTNP often snacks between meals
False - there are no gaps between my meals.
The next person
still doesn't suspect anything yet
Quote from: OldGit on June 14, 2012, 05:41:30 PM
The next person still doesn't suspect anything yet
True. I'm always the last one to know.
The next person when he/she was a child firmly believed that Humpty Dumpty got was coming to him.
Quote from: En_Route on June 14, 2012, 05:58:22 PM
The next person when he/she was a child firmly believed that Humpty Dumpty got was coming to him.
False. I always felt bad for poor old Humpty. Spelled with an Umpty. :D
The next person is now singing "The Humpty Dance is your change, do the Hump!" in their head.
Quote from: OldGit on June 14, 2012, 05:24:03 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirtTNP loves the scent of Jasmine.
I do indeed, she wears Puanteur de Vidanges and it suits her.
The next person doesn't suspect anything yet.
False. A beautiful odor that attract mice, rats, birds, raccoons, and bears.
And now back to Ali's TNP:
"The next person is now singing "The Humpty Dance is your change, do the Hump!" in their head."
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 06:18:16 PM
The next person is now singing "The Humpty Dance is your change, do the Hump!" in their head.
TNP just had some Mountain Dew and is wide awake! :) :) ;)
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 14, 2012, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 06:18:16 PM
The next person is now singing "The Humpty Dance is your change, do the Hump!" in their head.
TNP just had some Mountain Dew and is wide awake! :) :) ;)
False. I don't drink Mountain Dew.
The next person dresses like a hipster.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 14, 2012, 09:02:26 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 14, 2012, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 06:18:16 PM
The next person is now singing "The Humpty Dance is your change, do the Hump!" in their head.
TNP just had some Mountain Dew and is wide awake! :) :) ;)
False. I don't drink Mountain Dew.
The next person dresses like a hipster.
True, everyone does as its impossible to really define a hipster and everything is a trend of some sort. Its hipster to engage in a trend and its hipster not to, its hipster to wear brands, its hipster not to, its a load of bullshit. Bit hypocritical but hey.
TNP doesn't feel their age.
Quote from: Crow on June 14, 2012, 09:09:20 PM
True, everyone does as its impossible to really define a hipster and everything is a trend of some sort. Its hipster to engage in a trend and its hipster not to, its hipster to wear brands, its hipster not to, its a load of bullshit. Bit hypocritical but hey.
TNP doesn't feel their age.
True. Most of the time I still feel like a kid playing at being a grownup.
TNP is sick of everything connected with hipsters, including the word, and trying to figure out whether something is or is not hipster, and may well punch the next self proclaimed hipster right in their big stupid mustacioed face! >:(
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 09:31:11 PM
True. Most of the time I still feel like a kid playing at being a grownup.
TNP is sick of everything connected with hipsters, including the word, and trying to figure out whether something is or is not hipster, and may well punch the next self proclaimed hipster right in their big stupid mustacioed face! >:(
True and False, I want someone else to punch the bloggers or whoever made the friggin' term up and those who refer to everyone as hipster that isn't them. I don't even know what the term means anymore.
The next person is going to debate my reply to Ali's post by using the TNP question.
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 09:31:11 PM
may well punch the next self proclaimed hipster right in their big stupid mustacioed face! >:(
Not the mustacioed face! D:
Quote from: Crow on June 14, 2012, 09:44:21 PM
The next person is going to debate my reply to Ali's post by using the TNP question.
False.
The next person has a cat sleeping on them.
False. My cat only tries to sleep on me when I'm doing something important.
The next person always seems to burn, no matter how much sunscreen he or she applies. >:(
True. I come in two colors: White and cooked lobster.
The next is sitting in the sunlight.
Quote from: Guardian85 on June 14, 2012, 10:42:02 PM
True. I come in two colors: White and cooked lobster.
The next is sitting in the sunlight.
False. I am sitting in the shade watching my rabbit go nuts over a few raisins.
The next person hates raisins.
False, I'm okay with raisins.
The next person likes to go bowling.
Quote from: Ali on June 14, 2012, 11:15:23 PM
The next person likes to go bowling.
FALSE! I can't stand bowling.
TNP has an 8-track casette laying around somewhere in their home.
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on June 14, 2012, 11:25:50 PM
TNP has an 8-track casette laying around somewhere in their home.
False, all mine got eaten up and thrown away.
TNP has tickets to the London Olympics and wants to give them to me.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 15, 2012, 12:16:19 AM
TNP has tickets to the London Olympics and wants to give them to me.
False. If I had tickets you couldn't separate me from them with the jaws of life.
The next person uses reusable bags when grocery shopping.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on June 15, 2012, 02:18:40 AM
The next person uses reusable bags when grocery shopping.
True. They're not only good for the environment, but way stronger for carrying all that milk.
TNP gets stressed every time they're going to visit family.
Quote from: Firebird on June 15, 2012, 02:21:43 AM
TNP gets stressed every time they're going to visit family.
False. Visiting family calms me down.
TNP hates licorice.
Quote from: Tom62 on June 15, 2012, 04:43:10 AM
False. Visiting family calms me down.
TNP hates licorice.
True!!!
TNP likes The Big Theory (the TV show, not the actual theory.)
False! I don't watch it :/ but I have heard good things about it :)
TNP likes the band Muse
Quote from: christie on June 15, 2012, 05:36:44 AM
TNP likes the band Muse
True. Quiet melodic.
TNP has never read a book based on a recommendation
False.
The next person startles easily.
False. My instinct of self-preservation is ruined.
The next person can use a machine gun
Quote from: Asmodean on June 15, 2012, 05:18:06 PM
The next person can use a machine gun
Aren't all guns machines? Well, anyway, false. The most powerful I've ever handled was an M-16.
The next person wants the Oklahoma City Thunder to beat the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals.
No idea what that is, but I'll go with false on this. Simply because I like heat more than I like thunder.
The next person can use chopsticks properly and manage to get at least half the food as far as the mouth while doing so
True! I once had a random guy approach me and ask for chopstick pointers when I was eating in public. Haha.
The next person currently has a blister on their foot.
Quote from: Asmodean on June 15, 2012, 07:22:12 PM
The next person can use chopsticks properly and manage to get at least half the food as far as the mouth while doing so
True or False, depending on the food. If it can be pierced, I'll ignore your use or "properly" and just stick it. Rice and noodles, on the other hand... ::)
Edited:
QuoteThe next person currently has a blister on their foot.
False, I don't get blisters easily, even when I was walking for hours everyday.
TNP wants the next season of Game of Thrones to hurry up, because they can't wait to watch it.
True.
The next person went away to a sleepover camp when they were a child.
Quote from: Ali on June 15, 2012, 08:16:43 PM
The next person went away to a sleepover camp when they were a child.
False. Although I suspect I wouldn't have liked the organised 'fun' aspect of it.
TNPs favourite science is biology.
True! My favorite part of biology was dissecting things!
The next person can't sleep without some sort of background noise.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 15, 2012, 09:01:37 PM
The next person can't sleep without some sort of background noise.
False. I need it to be pretty much silent to get to sleep.
TNP has eaten reptile meat of some sort.
Quote from: Tank on June 15, 2012, 09:08:16 PM
TNP has eaten reptile meat of some sort.
True, I've eaten crocodile meat.
TNP is now watching Sweden-England
Quote from: Tom62 on June 15, 2012, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 15, 2012, 09:08:16 PM
TNP has eaten reptile meat of some sort.
True, I've eaten crocodile meat.
TNP is now watching Sweden-England
True.
Anyway, moving on...
TNP listens to LPs at home
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 15, 2012, 09:19:49 PM
TNP listens to LPs at home
False, no turntable.
TNP is currently seeking an alternate state of consciousness through chemical means.
False. I am on my way home from a chocolate run at 11 PM
The next person likes dark chocolate.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 16, 2012, 04:02:04 AM
The next person likes dark chocolate.
True - it's good for one's blood pressure.
TNP wanted to be an astronaut when she/he was younger.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 16, 2012, 04:24:36 AM
TNP wanted to be an astronaut when she/he was younger.
True, despite a fear of both heights and flying.
TNP loves cauliflower.
True, especially when it is steamed.
The next person is easily distracted.
True.
TNP likes to be distracted by music while working or studying.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 16, 2012, 06:11:03 AM
True.
TNP likes to be distracted by music while working or studying.
True, but I don't really find it a distraction with most things I have to do.
TNP enjoys their job
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 16, 2012, 07:22:16 AM
TNP enjoys their job
True. When I'm allowed to do it properly!
TNP is ticklish
Quote from: Tank on June 16, 2012, 10:19:22 AM
TNP is ticklish
Unfortunately true, the Tickle-Gene is strong in our family
TNP will have lunch soon.
False. It's currently 7:50 am. I will, however, be having coffee.
The next person likes Kermit the frog.
I do: I've got a stuffed Kermit sitting in the lounge.
The next person doesn't get muddled with quote attributions like I do.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 16, 2012, 12:51:51 PM
The next person likes Kermit the frog.
No I don't really like him, I might lick him for experimental purposes though.
Quote from: OldGit on June 16, 2012, 01:15:10 PM
The next person doesn't get muddled with quote attributions like I do.
Of course not.
TNP says tomato the way it's supposed to be said.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on June 16, 2012, 01:19:51 PM
TNP says tomato the way it's supposed to be said.
The Asmo's way being the only right way, yes, I do indeed :D
The next person has had a complex bone fracture
False.
The next person is pale.
True. Well, normally true. With all of the sun we've been getting, I'm more a slightly red, freckly colour lately.
The next person has had a tooth pulled.
True, four in one go.
TNP wants a holiday, or at least some time to put their stuff in order to ready themselves for any possible apocalypse coming 12 th December :D
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 16, 2012, 06:50:00 PM
TNP wants a holiday, or at least some time to put their stuff in order to ready themselves for any possible apocalypse coming 12 th December :D
False. If the world ends, what do I care whether or not my affairs in order? Heck, I should probably start smoking and running up my credit card debt now, since the world is very nearly come to an end.
The next person has read the
How to Train Your Dragon book series and agrees with me that Toothless the dragon was most likely based on of Asmo.
True.
The next person dislikes public pools.
True.
TNP loves to brain dump as it gives their lives meaning :D
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 16, 2012, 07:41:33 PM
TNP loves to brain dump as it gives their lives meaning :D
Sorta true - helps me get organized and relieves stress so I accomplish more, which does add meaning.
TNP's favorite months are April and October.
False, but close! My favourite months are May and November!
TNP can knit.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on June 17, 2012, 04:08:17 PM
TNP can knit.
False. Or True. Actually I never tried. ???
TNP's dog is a walking fleabag.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 17, 2012, 04:12:32 PM
TNP's dog is a walking fleabag.
No... How dare you insult my wife ;D
TNP is not in the HAF virtual meeting
Quote from: Tom62 on June 17, 2012, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 17, 2012, 04:12:32 PM
TNP's dog is a walking fleabag.
No... How dare you insult my wife ;D
TNP is not in the HAF virtual meeting
True :(
TNP is using a borrowed computer.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on June 17, 2012, 07:06:34 PM
TNP is using a borrowed computer.
False. I'm at home on my own machine.
TNP is celebrating Father's Day with a cookout with the family in the backyard.
False. I don't celebrate Father's Day.
TNP doesn't get the whole "soda vs pop" debate.
True.
TNP has on more than one occasion passed gas in a crowded elevator.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 17, 2012, 10:15:10 PM
True.
TNP has on more than one occasion passed gas in a crowded elevator.
False, but I've smelled the indiscretions of others.
TNP ate too much for their last meal.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 17, 2012, 10:23:42 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 17, 2012, 10:15:10 PM
True.
TNP has on more than one occasion passed gas in a crowded elevator.
False, but I've smelled the indiscretions of others.
TNP ate too much for their last meal.
True. Duck Liver Parfait, Moules Frites, Cheese board and coffee.
TNP drinks milk
Quote from: Scissorlegs on June 17, 2012, 10:37:47 PM
TNP drinks milk
False. Milk squicks me out. Except for when I was pregnant, then I craved it.
TNP prefers bright colors in home decor.
False. I prefer the colors of brushed metals, matte black and gray. Perhaps some red if it's called for.
The next person has been walked in on while masturbating ;D
Quote from: Asmodean on June 17, 2012, 11:12:25 PM
False. I prefer the colors of brushed metals, matte black and gray. Perhaps some red if it's called for.
The next person has been walked in on while masturbating ;D
False. Or if they did, I couldn't see them.
The next person disapproves of circuses.
False to disapproving of circuses in general, I love circus acts like Cirque Du Soleil, but I don't like them using animals such as elephants.
TNP went outside to exercise today.
True. I had to walk Technolud.
The next person likes to chase rabbits. (woof)
QuoteThe next person likes to chase rabbits. (woof)
False they are quite fast and tricky to catch without squashing them.
The next person would like to start the bidding on my certified John The Baptist Scull.
False. I has no monies.
The next person enjoys experimenting with makeup.
False, I don't use make-up.
TNP has a significant other.
A significant other what? Leg? Vacuum cleaner? ;D
The next person can't understand what all these young people are up to, these days.
Quote from: OldGit on July 18, 2012, 09:17:55 AM
The next person can't understand what all these young people are up to, these days.
True.
TNP is NOT a drama queen!
False. His Grayness is the queen of everything.
...Except England. Working on that. >:(
The next person has been to an art gallery and liked it
No, I don't like such places.
The next person is artistic.
Quote from: OldGit on July 18, 2012, 12:30:33 PM
The next person is artistic.
I like to think I am with the written word, but that may just be vanity.
TNP needs less than the average amount of sleep.
Needs? False. Gets? True.
The next person has been at their current job for longer than 5 years.
True. 13 years, 1 month and 17 days.
TNP gets cross when their watch is more than 1 second out from whatever means they use to set their watch.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on July 18, 2012, 12:49:54 PM
TNP gets cross when their watch is more than 1 second out from whatever means they use to set their watch.
False. My tolerance level is one minute.
TNP is less boring than their brother.
Quote from: Tank on July 18, 2012, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on July 18, 2012, 12:49:54 PM
TNP gets cross when their watch is more than 1 second out from whatever means they use to set their watch.
False. My tolerance level is one minute.
TNP is less boring than their brother.
False. I am an only child. Maybe explains a lot. . I'd add for the benefit of the tender-hearted ladies here, I am now an orphan. And I need a cuddle.
The next person wouldn't give me a cuddle even if I promised to pay off their mortgage.
Quote from: En_Route on July 18, 2012, 01:20:34 PM
Quote from: Tank on July 18, 2012, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on July 18, 2012, 12:49:54 PM
TNP gets cross when their watch is more than 1 second out from whatever means they use to set their watch.
False. My tolerance level is one minute.
TNP is less boring than their brother.
False. I am an only child. Maybe explains a lot. . I'd add for the benefit of the tender-hearted ladies here, I am now an orphan. And I need a cuddle.
The next person wouldn't give me a cuddle even if I promised to pay off their mortgage.
So very false. Come here you... ((((ER))))
TNP regrets the biggest purchase they ever made
True. The cops made me set her free and I got not a penny in compensation.
The Next Person also conceals some interesting things in their garden shed.
Quote from: OldGit on July 18, 2012, 02:25:54 PM
True. The cops made me set her free and I got not a penny in compensation.
The Next Person also conceals some interesting things in their garden shed.
True. But honestly guv I've no idea where that corpse came from.
The next person has been known to give money to street beggars.
Quote from: En_Route on July 18, 2012, 02:32:33 PM
Quote from: OldGit on July 18, 2012, 02:25:54 PM
True. The cops made me set her free and I got not a penny in compensation.
The Next Person also conceals some interesting things in their garden shed.
True. But honestly guv I've no idea where that corpse came from.
The next person has been known to give money to street beggars.
False. If I offer anything to them, it is food.
The next person ears more fast food than they would like.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 18, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
False. If I offer anything to them, it is food.
The next person ears more fast food than they would like.
False, I eat whatever I like and never feel guilty about it.
The next person thinks the Christopher Nolan interpretation of Batman is cold and lacks character.
Quote from: Crow on July 18, 2012, 03:26:22 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 18, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
False. If I offer anything to them, it is food.
The next person ears more fast food than they would like.
False, I eat whatever I like and never feel guilty about it.
The next person thinks the Christopher Nolan interpretation of Batman is cold and lacks character.
False. I think Christopher Nolan's Batman is deep and dangerously complex like still water over a mass of shipwrecks.
The next person thinks that Jonathan Livingston Seagull is pretentious and preachy.
Quote from: Non Quixote on July 18, 2012, 04:21:30 PM
Quote from: Crow on July 18, 2012, 03:26:22 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 18, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
False. If I offer anything to them, it is food.
The next person ears more fast food than they would like.
False, I eat whatever I like and never feel guilty about it.
The next person thinks the Christopher Nolan interpretation of Batman is cold and lacks character.
False. I think Christopher Nolan's Batman is deep and dangerously complex like still water over a mass of shipwrecks.
The next person thinks that Jonathan Livingston Seagull is pretentious and preachy.
If I ever read it, I guess that I would. Positive thinking is a positive curse so far as I'm concerned.
The next person prizes originality over accuracy.
True. Facts? Who needs 'em?
TNP is now deeply concerned that E_R has recently lost a parent. :-[
Quote from: Tank on July 18, 2012, 01:18:29 PM
TNP is less boring than their brother.
I feel like this question was meant for me so I'm going to answer it. ;D
Answer:
D'uuuuuuh!!
Back on track...
Quote from: Ali on July 18, 2012, 04:44:34 PM
True. Facts? Who needs 'em?
TNP is now deeply concerned that E_R has recently lost a parent. :-[
True. I am now... I guess I missed that. Condolences brethren.
TNP loves the smell of vanilla.
Quote from: Ali on July 18, 2012, 04:44:34 PM
TNP is now deeply concerned that E_R has recently lost a parent. :-[
False. The vast majority of us get there eventually. Bienvenido a la vida.
EDIT: Vanilla..? True, I guess... It's not unpleasant.
The next person is currently grumpier than The Asmo
Quote from: Asmodean on July 18, 2012, 05:01:08 PM
False. The vast majority of us get there eventually. Bienvenido a la vida.
EDIT: Vanilla..? True, I guess... It's not unpleasant.
The next person is currently grumpier than The Asmo
False. I don't think I've
ever been grumpier than The Asmo.
TNP sings along to the radio.
Quote from: Ali on July 18, 2012, 05:16:44 PM
TNP sings along to the radio.
Yes, occasionally
TNP has a dark secret.
Quote from: Tom62 on July 18, 2012, 08:36:26 PM
TNP has a dark secret.
False. It's more light and fluffy.
TNP prefers pork to lamb
Quote from: Tank on July 18, 2012, 08:47:30 PM
TNP prefers pork to lamb
True. TNP enjoys Whoopi Goldberg movies.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 18, 2012, 10:52:49 PM
True. TNP enjoys Whoopi Goldberg movies.
False, although I did when I was a kid.
The next person wants to have a baby within the next couple of years.
False.
The next person is stuck in their car.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on July 18, 2012, 10:59:10 PM
The next person is stuck in their car.
False, but if I keep binging on custard, it could become true.
The next person has hidden in a wardrobe.
False. The Asmo does, however, seem to have hidden the wardrobe. Pants disappeared.
The next person thinks it was nice of McDs to give The Asmo a free olympics glass for buying one of their worthless burgers
QuoteThe next person thinks it was nice of McDs to give The Asmo a free olympics glass for buying one of their worthless burgers.
False. It's a pathetic idea.
The Next Person doesn't buy McD's shit.
Quote from: OldGit on July 19, 2012, 09:21:01 AM
QuoteThe next person thinks it was nice of McDs to give The Asmo a free olympics glass for buying one of their worthless burgers.
False. It's a pathetic idea.
The Next Person doesn't buy McD's shit.
Mostly true, though I have enjoyed the occasional McFlurry.
TNP is trying to lose weight.
Quote from: Firebird on July 19, 2012, 01:09:58 PM
Quote from: OldGit on July 19, 2012, 09:21:01 AM
QuoteThe next person thinks it was nice of McDs to give The Asmo a free olympics glass for buying one of their worthless burgers.
False. It's a pathetic idea.
The Next Person doesn't buy McD's shit.
Mostly true, though I have enjoyed the occasional McFlurry.
TNP is trying to lose weight.
False, that's the last thing I need to do.
The next person is looking forward to the Paralympic games (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuAPPeRg3Nw) more than the ordinary Olympics.
False. I dislike sports of any kind flooding my media channels.
The next person thinks The Asmo is right in wanting to hit beggar gypsies over the head with a stick
False. I've never seen a gypsy in real life, but according to movies, if you hit a gypsy over the head with a stick, you will most likely be killed by some sort of bizarro gypsy stick curse within a fortnight.
The next person is a whiskey drinker.
Yes, especially rare and very old scotch malts.
TNP loves to cook
Quote from: Tom62 on July 19, 2012, 06:43:49 PM
Yes, especially rare and very old scotch malts.
TNP loves to cook
True
The next person thinks computer/video games are for children not for adults.
Quote from: Crow on July 19, 2012, 07:18:53 PM
True
The next person thinks computer/video games are for children not for adults.
Mmmm....kind of true. Not in a mean, judgy way, like "Oh he plays videogames? He
must be an overgrown child!" But I will say that I've pretty much outgrown videogames. We have a Wii that I play like maybe 3 times a year. I used to like videogames in my twenties, but I'm just kind of over it. But I don't really look down on it; I don't see why it's any more "intellectually stimulating" or a better use of time to watch a Will Ferrell movie, and I'll never see Stepbrothers or Anchorman enough times to suit me.
The next person agrees with me that Stepbrothers is probably the funniest movie ever.
QuoteThe next person agrees with me that Stepbrothers is probably the funniest movie ever.
False. The funniest film ever was
A Day At The Races by the Marx Brothers.
The next person agrees with me that the most disgusting film ever was
The Sound Of Music.
Quote from: OldGit on July 19, 2012, 08:20:08 PM
QuoteThe next person agrees with me that Stepbrothers is probably the funniest movie ever.
False. The funniest film ever was A Day At The Races by the Marx Brothers.
The next person agrees with me that the most disgusting film ever was The Sound Of Music.
False. Believe it or not, I don't think I've ever seen it. Something to do with a nun falling in love with a single dad during Nazi aggression? FTR,
Bringing Down the House is the most disgusting movie ever.
The next person eats meat less than 3 times a week.
Quote from: OldGit on July 19, 2012, 08:20:08 PM
The next person agrees with me that the most disgusting film ever was The Sound Of Music.
FALSE! The sound of music was wonderful, in my defence I have to say I was 13 and a HUGE crush on Julie Andrews!
TNP is amazed anybody could have a crush on Julie Andrews
Combining the responses:
The next person eats meat less than 3 times a week.
False
TNP is amazed anybody could have a crush on Julie Andrews
False - she's not bad.
TNP is tired of the heat.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 19, 2012, 09:50:13 PM
TNP is tired of the heat.
What heat? Where is the summer? Today it was raining again and rather cool (18 degrees).
TNP thinks that the Asmo is more cute than evil
Quote from: Tom62 on July 19, 2012, 09:58:27 PM
TNP thinks that the Asmo is more cute than evil
True, has a bit of a little man syndrome because of it. ;)
TNP has recently had their hair cut.
False. I always have big plans about getting my hair trimmed once a month, but I never follow through.
TNP talks to strangers in elevators.
Quote from: Ali on July 19, 2012, 10:32:45 PM
TNP talks to strangers in elevators.
True. Why would one not attempt to engage total strangers in conversation when they can't get away?
TNP has plucked their nose hairs
Quote from: Tank on July 19, 2012, 11:40:20 PM
TNP has plucked their nose hairs
Well, I have this one nose hair that refuses to grow the right way... And I'm quite vain.
The next person has gambled at a casino
Quote from: Asmodean on July 19, 2012, 11:53:18 PM
The next person has gambled at a casino
True. I've been to Vegas 3 times, and we also have gambling in the mountains here in CO. Although honestly, I don't get why everyone seems to think it's so fun....
TNP goes to the movies at least once a month.
Quote from: Ali on July 20, 2012, 02:27:17 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on July 19, 2012, 11:53:18 PM
The next person has gambled at a casino
True. I've been to Vegas 3 times, and we also have gambling in the mountains here in CO. Although honestly, I don't get why everyone seems to think it's so fun....
TNP goes to the movies at least once a month.
True
TNP has forfeit a game they could've won.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 20, 2012, 05:54:48 AM
TNP has forfeit a game they could've won.
True. I was paid to.
The next person thinks monogamy is bullshit.
QuoteThe next person thinks monogamy is bullshit.
False. I'd have hated it as a youngster, but later on you reap the benefits.
The next person has plaited their nasal hair into an attractive pigtail.
Quote from: OldGit on July 20, 2012, 11:32:21 AM
The next person has plaited their nasal hair into an attractive pigtail.
No, I did ply a rope and escape a tower once but said rope was purely utilitarian, not attractive at all.
The next person doesn't like wasting food so will consume excess food as a matter of principle.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 20, 2012, 02:42:18 PM
Quote from: OldGit on July 20, 2012, 11:32:21 AM
The next person has plaited their nasal hair into an attractive pigtail.
No, I did ply a rope and escape a tower once but said rope was purely utilitarian, not attractive at all.
The next person doesn't like wasting food so will consume excess food as a matter of principle.
False. I eat until I'm full, save leftovers if possible, but I don't like stuffing it in my cheeks like a squirrel. :D
TNP thinks Pudding is brilliant at making his silverware for us, and would dearly love a new piece as much as I do. ;) ;D
Quote from: Amicale on July 20, 2012, 02:46:07 PM
TNP thinks Pudding is brilliant at making his silverware for us, and would dearly love a new piece as much as I do. ;) ;D
Na
The next person has troubled themselves over how too make the HAF steak knife look like century sunk Titanic stuff.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 20, 2012, 03:01:53 PM
Quote from: Amicale on July 20, 2012, 02:46:07 PM
TNP thinks Pudding is brilliant at making his silverware for us, and would dearly love a new piece as much as I do. ;) ;D
Na
The next person has troubled themselves over how too make the HAF steak knife look like century sunk Titanic stuff.
Definitely not :D if I were designing the silverware, everyone would get a cat, a smiley face, or an 'asmo fan club' logo and call it a day! (I'd be happy to get one myself, LOL)
Quote from: Amicale on July 20, 2012, 03:06:34 PM
Definitely not :D if I were designing the silverware, everyone would get a cat, a smiley face, or an 'asmo fan club' logo and call it a day! (I'd be happy to get one myself, LOL)
A sloth like cat might be possible.
The next person has locked then unlocked the door, gone back inside too make sure of something, more than once.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 20, 2012, 03:24:21 PM
Quote from: Amicale on July 20, 2012, 03:06:34 PM
Definitely not :D if I were designing the silverware, everyone would get a cat, a smiley face, or an 'asmo fan club' logo and call it a day! (I'd be happy to get one myself, LOL)
A sloth like cat might be possible.
The next person has locked then unlocked the door, gone back inside too make sure of something, more than once.
Recently, or at any time in the past? In any case, true.
TNP is on their way to work.
False.
TNP only really values something when they've lost it. I've come to that realization about free time.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 20, 2012, 06:50:13 PM
False.
TNP only really values something when they've lost it. I've come to that realization about free time.
False, I really value several things that I have right now.
TNP is looking forward to 5:00 p.m. and getting off of work for Friday night and the weekend.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 20, 2012, 09:27:37 PM
TNP is looking forward to 5:00 p.m. and getting off of work for Friday night and the weekend.
False. Or true. Irrelavant because I'm on holiday so everyday is a Saturday.
TNP gets the Tetris Effect really quickly when playing one game continuously.
(I keep seeing DOTA 2's red health bar on top of people :o )
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 21, 2012, 07:03:18 PM
TNP gets the Tetris Effect really quickly when playing one game continuously.
(I keep seeing DOTA 2's red health bar on top of people :o )
Really, are these health bars accurate?
Sometimes in life I regret the lack of an undo button.
My first job consisted mostly of data entry, I recall a weird experience of seeing numbers after using weed or alcohol, not sure which, I know I was on a suburban train though.
The next person doesn't understand how battery manufacturers get away with their rechargeable 1,000 times claims.
QuoteThe next person doesn't understand how battery manufacturers get away with their rechargeable 1,000 times claims.
Maybe they don't specify the useful life after the 1,000th charge.
The Next Person knows they are the next person only because they posted after this.
Quote from: OldGit on July 22, 2012, 10:51:00 AM
The Next Person knows they are the next person only because they posted after this.
True! That was uncanny! TNP is a cat lover who's actually getting tired of mama cat and kittens pics in the Awwww thread.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 22, 2012, 11:32:37 AM
Quote from: OldGit on July 22, 2012, 10:51:00 AM
The Next Person knows they are the next person only because they posted after this.
True! That was uncanny! TNP is a cat lover who's actually getting tired of mama cat and kittens pics in the Awwww thread.
False! I am a cat lover, but I'll never get tired of adorable cat pictures. ;D Bring them on, I say!
TNP feels particularly close to nature/feels like they have some emotional connection to it - ie, deeply appreciating natural events like storms, sunrises, sunsets, etc.
True. The sea holds a particular fascination and attraction for me.
TNP uses Google to keep track of the fates of lost loves.
Quote from: Amicale on July 23, 2012, 03:14:44 PM
TNP feels particularly close to nature/feels like they have some emotional connection to it - ie, deeply appreciating natural events like storms, sunrises, sunsets, etc.
Very true. I would go so far as to say that nature provides the same function for me that god does for the religious, with the added benefit of it's actions making sense.
Quote from: En_Route on July 23, 2012, 03:22:28 PM
TNP uses Google to keep track of the fates of lost loves.
Crap. Overtaken by events. This one is false, I can barely remember to use the internet to look up definitions and recipes.
TNP is looking forward to this week.
You have to be quick off the draw round here.
Anyway it's a True/ False. My wife starts chemo this week so it's good that the treatment is taking place but of course it will be a tough experience for her.
TNP thinks sex is over- rated.
Quote from: En_Route on July 23, 2012, 03:28:55 PM
You have to be quick off the draw round here.
Anyway it's a True/ False. My wife starts chemo this week so it's good that the treatment is taking place but of course it will be a tough experience for her.
TNP thinks sex is over- rated.
False. The general absence of sex in my life makes it very, very important to me. ;D
The next person has had his/her summer holiday and wants another one.
P.S. ER, hope your wife's treatment works.
No, I haven't and yes, I do.
The next person wishes Mrs E_R all the very best of luck, as do I.
Absolutely true! All the very best to Mrs. E_R.
TNP really needs to do laundry, dishes or some other type of housework today.
No, because me and the missus are stationed in a rather plush hotel. She is flashing the plastic while I am working in the hotel room to ensure that the credit card company doesn't confiscate it.
And thanks to you all for the kind words. Mrs.E_R incidentally is also a great lover of cats and this affectuon is reciprocated by our own feline family member which barely tolerates the rest of us but follows my wife devotedlywherever she goes.
Anyway I digress.
TNP has a secret which they will never share with anyone.
True, the secret is that I can't keep a secret. Nobody knows that.
The next person also models his view of reality on the works of Spike Milligan.
Quote from: OldGit on July 23, 2012, 06:03:57 PM
True, the secret is that I can't keep a secret. Nobody knows that.
The next person also models his view of reality on the works of Spike Milligan.
False. Although some of his philosophy of life has seeped in now and then.
TNP had to hold their grandson while he was christened!!!
ER best wishes to your wife and yourself during the ordeal of chemothereapy.
False. I hid at the back of the room when my daughter was christened though. And the vicar sought me out to throw holy font water on me. She got me.
TNP has a slight crush on someone far too old to have a crush on.
Quote from: Scissorlegs on July 23, 2012, 06:51:19 PM
False. I hid at the back of the room when my daughter was christened though. And the vicar sought me out to throw holy font water on me. She got me.
TNP has a slight crush on someone far too old to have a crush on.
True. Simon Kvamm is just so good looking. :-[
TNP has gone fly fishing.
True. Tried once with my father, didn't work.
TNP thinks that addictions aren't necessaily a bad thing in some situations ;D
(btw best wishes for your wife, ER)
Quote from: Tank on July 23, 2012, 06:22:59 PM
Quote from: OldGit on July 23, 2012, 06:03:57 PM
True, the secret is that I can't keep a secret. Nobody knows that.
The next person also models his view of reality on the works of Spike Milligan.
False. Although some of his philosophy of life has seeped in now and then.
TNP had to hold their grandson while he was christened!!!
ER best wishes to your wife and yourself during the ordeal of chemothereapy.
Thank you Chris. . She has survived 30+ years of me so this should be well within her compass.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 23, 2012, 07:31:03 PM
TNP thinks that addictions aren't necessaily a bad thing in some situations ;D
I suppose it would depend what you were addicted to. Husband is sort of addicted to working out (but not to the point of being unhealthy) so that's kind of helpful. He actually
wants to work out on a regular basis. But in general, I find compulsions that are hard to ignore tend to make your life more stressful, not less. So there's that.
TNP picks their nose in the car.
Quote from: Ali on July 23, 2012, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 23, 2012, 07:31:03 PM
TNP thinks that addictions aren't necessaily a bad thing in some situations ;D
I suppose it would depend what you were addicted to. Husband is sort of addicted to working out (but not to the point of being unhealthy) so that's kind of helpful. He actually wants to work out on a regular basis. But in general, I find compulsions that are hard to ignore tend to make your life more stressful, not less. So there's that.
TNP picks their nose in the car.
True. Have you been spying on me? It's an unforgivable habit, but I'm addicted to it.
The next person is a bit of a wine snob.
Quote from: En_Route on July 23, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 23, 2012, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 23, 2012, 07:31:03 PM
TNP thinks that addictions aren't necessaily a bad thing in some situations ;D
I suppose it would depend what you were addicted to. Husband is sort of addicted to working out (but not to the point of being unhealthy) so that's kind of helpful. He actually wants to work out on a regular basis. But in general, I find compulsions that are hard to ignore tend to make your life more stressful, not less. So there's that.
TNP picks their nose in the car.
True. Have you been spying on me? It's an unforgivable habit, but I'm addicted to it.
The next person is a bit of a wine snob.
False. Though I am a bit of a beer snob.
TNP is self-conscious when people ask about that atheist forum they post on.
ER: Best of wishes on a speedy recovery to your wife. We'd pray for her, if we weren't atheists :) But we'll be thinking of her. Please keep us up to date.
False. I would quickly direct people here ;D
(If there's ever a mass migration of trolls don't blame me, I have the best intentions :-X )
TNP wishes there were more emoticon options avaliable for this forum.
QuoteTNP wishes there were more emoticon options avaliable for this forum.
I most certainly do.
The next person will find out how to add some.
True. Importation from other sites. A sad state of affairs, but necessary so far in this case. ;)
TNP has been dreaming of taking a holiday.
I just had one, but still true.
The next person is not alone.
False. I am totally and utterly alone.
TNP is envious of Guardian85.
True. Looks like he had a lovely vacay.
TNP is hungry.
Quote from: Ali on July 25, 2012, 05:49:46 PM
True. Looks like he had a lovely vacay.
TNP is hungry.
False. Just ate an early lunch. But.....
TNP is looking forward to a sweet snack sometime this afternoon.
Quote from: Ali on July 25, 2012, 05:49:46 PM
True. Looks like he had a lovely vacay.
TNP is hungry.
Yes a Northern Indian Curry Special from M&S beckons. All my recipes begin: Firstly, make sure microwave switch is on.
Quote from: En_Route on July 25, 2012, 05:55:49 PM
Quote from: Ali on July 25, 2012, 05:49:46 PM
True. Looks like he had a lovely vacay.
TNP is hungry.
Yes a Northern Indian Curry Special from M&S beckons. All my recipes begin: Firstly, make sure microwave switch is on.
You beat me to it by 20 seconds, EB. The power of prayer!
Whatever the last statement was ??? it's probably either true or false.
TNP is damn near as confused as I am.
True, I'm always confused.
TNP recently saw "The Dark Knight Rises"
Quote from: OldGit on July 25, 2012, 07:19:46 PM
Whatever the last statement was ??? it's probably either true or false.
False.
Quote from: OldGit on July 25, 2012, 07:19:46 PM
TNP is damn near as confused as I am.
True
TNP has embraced confusion as the status quo in his/her life.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub link=topic=10043.msg183174#msg183174 date=
TNP has embraced confusion as the status quo in his/her life.
False. I have it all pretty well- sussed through my ability to learn albeit at a painfully slow pace from my lengthy catalogue of monumental balls-ups.
TNP thinks dopamine should be banned.
Quote from: Tom62 on July 25, 2012, 07:32:52 PM
TNP recently saw "The Dark Knight Rises"
False. Got tickets for tomorrow.
The next person doesn't want to work tomorrow.
Quote from: Guardian85 on July 25, 2012, 08:39:08 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on July 25, 2012, 07:32:52 PM
TNP recently saw "The Dark Knight Rises"
False. Got tickets for tomorrow.
The next person doesn't want to work tomorrow.
True. And I'm not! ;D I'm spending a day with the kids.
TNP thinks life is just getting in the way of living
Quote from: Scissorlegs on July 25, 2012, 09:18:05 PM
TNP thinks life is just getting in the way of living
True, that is why I need vacation now! I'll have to wait another week though.
TNP thinks about buying an iPad
False. I have no use for one.
The next person is being rained on currently >:(
its not water falling from the sky but its humidity
so Ill say false-ish
the next person desperately needs a bath
Quote from: MariaEvri on July 27, 2012, 07:40:51 PM
the next person desperately needs a bath
False.
TNP is about to watch the London Olympics opening!
False. Those things never really did interest me much.
TNP has ice cream cravings in cold weather.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 27, 2012, 09:21:36 PM
TNP has ice cream cravings in cold weather.
Half- true. I always enjoy ice cream but I yearn everlastingly for custard.
TNP mistrusts their neighbours.
False. We have wonderful neighbours. We're very lucky.
TNP waters down their Orange juice because its more refreshing that way
False. I don't drink orange juice...
TNP buys popcorn more often than not when going to the cinema.
False. Just where do they get off charging 8 bucks for a bucket of popcorn? Are they unaware of prices everywhere else?
The next person has big plans this weekend.
Quote from: hismikeness on July 28, 2012, 09:15:43 AM
The next person has big plans this weekend.
Plans, plans, stuff always seem to get in the road.
I'm twelve minutes into Sunday, but I loved my Saturday it was a
"Diamonds scattered out to sea
The sun keeps laughin' down on me"
kind of winter day.
Not sure how tomorrow will go.
The next person tries not to tread on what people have written in the sand.
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The next person tries not to tread on what people have written in the sand.
False- unless it says " Death to En_Route" , which since joining HAF it frequently does.
TNP once found a birthday cake left abandoned in a public space.
Quote from: En_Route on July 28, 2012, 03:23:34 PM
TNP once found a birthday cake left abandoned in a public space.
Ye but it was all soggy, they'd left it out in the rain.
The next person will feel concerned when I mention there's a summer flue, extra virulent, seems to be striking the healthy and slovenly almost in equal ratio.
QuoteThe next person will feel concerned when I mention there's a summer flue, extra virulent, seems to be striking the healthy and slovenly almost in equal ratio.
Yes, I've got something like that at the moment. I'm on day 5 and improving a bit.
The next person could also do with a nice hot whisky and lemon.
Quote from: OldGit on July 28, 2012, 04:11:18 PM
The next person could also do with a nice hot whisky and lemon.
Thanks
The next person on suggestion agrees that the word ratio evokes more sound than the letters suggest.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 28, 2012, 04:32:03 PM
The next person on suggestion agrees that the word ratio evokes more sound than the letters suggest.
True.
The next person has ridden a horse, at least once.
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Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 28, 2012, 04:32:03 PM
The next person on suggestion agrees that the word ratio evokes more sound than the letters suggest.
True.
The next person has ridden a horse, at least once.
False. But a camel, yes. With a tea towel on my head.
TNP wouldn't harm a fly.
Quote from: En_Route on July 28, 2012, 06:14:14 PM
TNP wouldn't harm a fly.
I've harmed many a fly.
The next person checks, the door's locked, the oven is off but they check again.
False, but I check my car's doors rountinely.
TNP has had happen what they never thought would happen - they got tired of laughing at the ridiculous.
true, I used to ridicule stupid people, now they only give me headages.
TNP hopes that the next next person replies with true
False.
The next person was recently vaccinated.
QuoteThe next person was recently vaccinated.
No, but I'd guess you were ;D
The Next Person has found that however often they check their car's doors, the doors are always there.
Quote from: OldGit on July 28, 2012, 07:00:19 PM
The Next Person has found that however often they check their car's doors, the doors are always there.
True, but sometimes only the doors. This is a rough neighbourhood.
TNP has a sent a Christmas Card to a complete stranger in order to Inject an element of mystery into their existence.
Quote from: En_Route on July 28, 2012, 11:40:32 PM
Quote from: OldGit on July 28, 2012, 07:00:19 PM
The Next Person has found that however often they check their car's doors, the doors are always there.
True, but sometimes only the doors. This is a rough neighbourhood.
TNP has a sent a Christmas Card to a complete stranger in order to Inject an element of mystery into their existence.
False. Though I did accidently send a wedding invite to a stranger. She she sent me a very kind letter back with $20 enclosed.
The next person has accidently eaten moldy salsa.
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on July 29, 2012, 12:58:52 AM
The next person has accidently eaten moldy salsa.
False, I ate it on purpose, for the penicillin.
TNP is already dreading going to work on Monday.
False, but since I (mostly) work from home, I don't often have far to go, and can work in my pyjamas.
DJ, I LOVE that she sent you a nice letter and $20! Aww! :D
TNP enjoys leaving dimes, quarters or other small change in public areas for people to find.
QuoteTNP enjoys leaving dimes, quarters or other small change in public areas for people to find.
Well, it's fun if you glue them to the ground, then stand around and watch.
It is said that a certain nobleman used to keep a small charcoal brazier in his carraige, and throw showers of red-hot coins to the starving masses.
The Next Person generally avoids hot money.
Quote from: OldGit on July 29, 2012, 07:21:01 PM
The Next Person generally avoids hot money.
It avoids me, alas.
TNP could talk the hind legs off a donkey.
Quote from: En_Route on July 29, 2012, 10:13:34 PM
It avoids me, alas.
TNP could talk the hind legs off a donkey.
False, and believe me, I've tried. They're stuck on there good!
TNP has visited a chiropractor.
True. A good chiropractor can really make you leave their clinic walking upright. Might be because your wallet gets a whole lot lighter, though...
TNP thinks Mondays should be banned.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 30, 2012, 12:37:10 AM
True. A good chiropractor can really make you leave their clinic walking upright. Might be because your wallet gets a whole lot lighter, though...
TNP thinks Mondays should be banned.
False. TNP thinks that worrying about/dreading/loathing Monday for half of Sunday should be banned!
QuoteTNP thinks that worrying about/dreading/loathing Monday for half of Sunday should be banned!
If only it were so easy. :)
The Next Person can't wait.
False. patience is one of my better quality.
(Who am I kidding?)
TNP can wait.
False, just woke up from an early night nap.
TNP is feeling rather anxious.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 09, 2012, 12:51:20 AM
False, just woke up from an early night nap.
TNP is feeling rather anxious.
Well I wasn't until now.
The TNP is now anxiously trying to figure out if their current ill ease is justified.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on August 09, 2012, 02:42:25 AM
The TNP is now anxiously trying to figure out if their current ill ease is justified.
Hmmm. True, sort of.
TNP can't wait to see who wins the Olympic Decathlon and is crowned "The World's Greatest Athlete."
False, I'm totally alienated when it comes to sporting events, soccer included (which in Brazil would seem impossible at first). Though I will likely find out who received that title.
TNP figures there's really nothing to be anxious about at the moment and goes through seemingly unjustified momentary yet periodical emotional disturbances of that nature.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 09, 2012, 03:14:06 AM
TNP figures there's really nothing to be anxious about at the moment and goes through seemingly unjustified momentary yet periodical emotional disturbances of that nature.
No, well sort of. I think occasional anxiety is part of the human condition but I usually get angry at anxiety. Anger usually squashes anxiety, humour beats angst/absurdity. Some gloominess and anger is OK, helpful even.
TNP prefers self propulsion to motorised.
True. Whenever possible, I bike it or hoof it.
TNP has, sometime in the last month at least, laughed so hard they cried or nearly cried.
Quote from: Amicale on August 09, 2012, 04:11:33 AM
True. Whenever possible, I bike it or hoof it.
TNP has, sometime in the last month at least, laughed so hard they cried or nearly cried.
False. Unfortunately my summer has been pretty dull :(
TNP is a dog lover.
Oh very true.
The next person has an appointment with a doctor upcoming?
False. At least...I hope not.
The next person will be travelling soon.
False. Just came from vacation and... I want a vacation from it, really.
The next person thinks the idiot who busted one of Rusty's welds is an idiot and deserves the full and terrible Wrath of Asmo to befall his job, family and dog
Maybe. Was it a factory weld, or one of yours? How did it get busted?
The next person enjoys welding.
Quote from: OldGit on August 09, 2012, 04:02:01 PM
The next person enjoys welding.
Unknown. It's one of those things I've never tried but would like to.
TNP has made wine ice cubes to put in their wine.
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Quote from: OldGit on August 09, 2012, 04:02:01 PM
The next person enjoys welding.
Unknown. It's one of those things I've never tried but would like to.
TNP has made wine ice cubes to put in their wine.
No, but good idea. I do make coffee ice cubes to put in my iced coffee.
TNP likes trying new foods they've never had before.
False, I'm not the risk-taking type of person.
TNP is actually rather sick and tired of holidays.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 09, 2012, 05:42:54 PM
False, I'm not the risk-taking type of person.
TNP is actually rather sick and tired of holidays.
False. If only.
TNP avoids the use of acronyms.
Quote from: OldGit on August 09, 2012, 04:02:01 PM
Maybe. Was it a factory weld, or one of yours? How did it get busted?
Factory. Probable cause: Airborne wheel. Probable cause of that: The asshole was speeding on roads of questionable quality.
False. I do not avoid using anything, except perhaps fruit as a source of nourishment.
The next person is fed up with all this useless vacation time
Quote from: Asmodean on August 09, 2012, 08:22:59 PM
The next person is fed up with all this useless vacation time
False. I'm taking my grandkids to the beach for one last mini-vacation before they start school.
TNP likes to watch the sun rise out of the ocean in the morning and the full moon rise out of it at night.
False. I live on the West Coast, so all of that is backwards.
The next person drinks their coffee black.
No.
TNP was waiting to post something in TNP thread.
Secretly want to leave the States? I'm very open about wanting to leave.
TNP has been smacked in the hand by a nun with a ruler.
Sadly this optimistic desire for better smilies here at HAF will not come to fruition, at least not during our lifetimes, but who knows maybe one day this will happen.
Because when we allow smilies to reign, when we let new and better smilies sing from every village, and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of HAF's children, sons of Eric, and daughters of Tanks, grandchildren of OldGit, great nieces and nephews of Icarus, grand-pups of Pasta Chick, will be able to join hands and paws and sing in the worlds of the SMF spiritual:
Smilies at last! Smilies at last!
Thank Asmo Almighty, we have decent Smilies at last!
TNP prefers preserves over jams.
False, I don't think he's chicken, I think he's Crow. ;D
TNP goes ape on somebody when that somebody points out the obvious.
False - I go bananas.
TNP makes certain that she/he gets at least 5 servings of fresh fruit daily.
False. Pop tarts for breakfast, pizza rolls for lunch. That's it so far.
TNP only showers 6 days a week.
Quote from: Steeler on December 17, 2014, 04:10:49 AM
False. Pop tarts for breakfast, pizza rolls for lunch. That's it so far.
TNP only showers 6 days a week.
Mostly false. There might be the occasional slobby Sunday where I don't get dressed at all. They tend to be rainy winter days when the doggies wouldn't like going out.
TNP is happy at the moment.
True, I'm almost always happy when I'm on HAF. ;D
TNP has a clingy, needy but totally adorable pet.
True, that pretty much applies to Gyp.
The Next Person has also bought their pet some toys for Christmas.
False, my dog is only interested in her toy ball and almost treats it as if it were a puppy. Any other toy is ignored or buried and forgotten. I'll get her some treats, though.
TNP feels overwhelmed at least once a day.
True, lots of pressure in the job.
TNP is working for the weekend.
No way. ;D
TNP finds it funny when Brits refer to being drunk as "being pissed." :D
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No way. ;D
TNP finds it funny when Brits refer to being drunk as "being pissed." :D
Funny yes...but not funny haha considering I just asked Tank in another thread why he was mad at his mates.
TNP thinks Americans should be far more worried about the far right types here in the US than any supposed threat from ISIS or similar Muslim groups.
False. There have always been extremists in American politics. They rarely behead their foes or fly planes into their buildings.
TNP is already planning a trip to Cuba.
Nah.
TNP isn't even a real person.
True, we are are a consortium of North Korean hackers ;D
TNP is already planning his or her sommer vacation.
True. We may be going back to Gulf Shores.
The next person celebrates Christmas, despite being an atheist.
True, much food, drink and backyard cricket.
The next person hopes Santa in the Dr Who christmas episode isn't affiliated with the Cybermen but wouldn't mind if he turns out to be a Dalec.
Ho ho ho, exterminate, exterminate, ho ho ho.
False as I don't watch Dr. Who (At least not since Tom Baker portrayed him)
TNP would agree that it is not wise to make eye contact with a person while you are eating a banana.
False, that is the best way to eat a banana... also eat it slowly... and maybe a few moans...
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F9lAAvqy.gif&hash=b33dcf8d68b3380d6f3e27ee42f64053259740c8)
TNP has completed their Christmas shopping.
False, I haven't even started yet.
TNP had a good year.
False. It was largely unremarkable.
Rollover.
Quote from: Asmodean on December 19, 2014, 12:35:26 AM
False. It was largely unremarkable.
Rollover.
Yes I had a good year, in three days hence I shall have been sober exactly one year.
TNP never has never had a New Year's Resolution.
True. If I think I need to change something about myself, I start working on it right when I think I need to change something. I think that waiting until the new year to change something only sets most people up for failure for most things.
TNP has eaten a few cinnamon rolls this month.
False :( Although I really wish it were true, I want to be in the USA eating cinnamon rolls.
TNP will buy me a plane ticket.
True, when you become PM of England.
TNP prefers hot chocolate to hot coffee.
True, I don't like coffee at all. No matter how many "you just need to try a good one, this one is the best" coffees I try.
TNP likes coffee.
True. I don't mind the taste but it upsets my stomach something fierce!
TNP can't wait for christmas to be over.
Quote from: jumbojak on December 19, 2014, 09:56:35 PM
True. I don't mind the taste but it upsets my stomach something fierce!
TNP can't wait for christmas to be over.
False. I'm quite looking forward to Christmas this year. Grandchildren can do that for you ;D
TNP has a 7ft long toy Geko in their front room?
PS I do! :D
Quote from: Tank on December 20, 2014, 08:22:32 AM
TNP has a 7ft long toy Geko in their front room?
False, it's only 6' 4" and I've got it out the back.
The next person is willing to pay 10 poonds to get their Geko back.
False, but I'd pay that much to get a Geko OFF my back.
The next person is currently in a hotel.
False, I'm staying at my wife's tiny appartment in T?rkenfeld.
TNP doesn't feel like cooking today either.
Quote from: Tom62 on December 20, 2014, 04:36:27 PM
False, I'm staying at my wife's tiny appartment in T?rkenfeld.
TNP doesn't feel like cooking today either.
False, I do feel like cooking, my problem has been trying to figure out what. So I'm going with saut?ed beets, baked sweet potatoes, grilled salmon.
TNP has never flown in a helicopter.
Quote from: Bruno on December 20, 2014, 06:30:45 PM
TNP has never flown in a helicopter.
True, but I would like to.
TNP could really use a nap
True, but I'm on a 12 hour night shift. Napping is frowned upon.
The next person is looking forward to a Christmas vacation as much as I am.
True, false, true; I don't know - we're going to an hotel for the first time ever, with my brother and his family. I'm glad it will be different because we will miss our son and first grandchild who live down under, so much. I actually enjoy all the preparations and cooking, but it's good to do something new, so, true.
TNP will have a vegetarian Christmas.
False- I can't imagine Christmas without both fresh and smoked kielbasa, roast beast, turkey, smoked ham, flying reindeer sausages.
TNP has gotten horribly drunk (Pissed) on Christmas.
Yep, but I was cheerful, nonetheless.
TNP traditionally drinks champagne to bring in the New Year.
True, but I don't like it very much. Just a sip or two.
TNP has bought all their Christmas gifts.
No that is false, besides a couple more I need for the family and a friend, I still need to finish with my gifts for some of you here at HAF.
TNP if given the choice would rather spend Christmas in the cold, with snow, and warm fires glowing in fireplace than someplace hot and tropical.
True! It's currently around 37 degrees Celsius here.
Rollover.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 21, 2014, 10:13:47 PM
True! It's currently around 37 degrees Celsius here.
Rollover.
hey thanks for ruining this thread with your off topic posts.
the next person is over weight.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 21, 2014, 10:13:47 PM
True! It's currently around 37 degrees Celsius here.
Rollover.
I'll take the cold every time! I spent one Christmas on a cruise out of Key West. I'm not complaining by any means, but I got off that plane home and dove in the first snowbank I saw, shorts and tshirt and all.
TNP is traveling this holiday.
Quote from: Pasta Chick on December 22, 2014, 04:22:50 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 21, 2014, 10:13:47 PM
True! It's currently around 37 degrees Celsius here.
Rollover.
I'll take the cold every time! I spent one Christmas on a cruise out of Key West. I'm not complaining by any means, but I got off that plane home and dove in the first snowbank I saw, shorts and tshirt and all.
TNP is traveling this holiday.
False, next holiday though, I get to bother the UK members. ;D
TNP really wants to hit the snooze button
True. In fact I have two alarms for backup, since I'm not feeling well and yesterday morning I was still so deeply asleep I never heard the alarm when it went off or when BF "snoozed" it. He had to wake me up, which apparently caused me to yell, "dammit! No! Stamos!" Because when in doubt, yell nonsense about Stamos, I guess?
TNP has been in the same position, but because NyQuil.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 21, 2014, 10:51:41 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 21, 2014, 10:13:47 PM
True! It's currently around 37 degrees Celsius here.
Rollover.
hey thanks for ruining this thread with your off topic posts.
the next person is over weight.
Where do you see an off topic post? I just don't have the patience for people who are just itching to pick a fight. ::)
Quote from: Pasta Chick on December 22, 2014, 11:21:25 AM
True. In fact I have two alarms for backup, since I'm not feeling well and yesterday morning I was still so deeply asleep I never heard the alarm when it went off or when BF "snoozed" it. He had to wake me up, which apparently caused me to yell, "dammit! No! Stamos!" Because when in doubt, yell nonsense about Stamos, I guess?
TNP has been in the same position, but because NyQuil.
False, fortunately I haven't.
TNP sleeps with more than one pillow.
False, I often sleep with zero pillows.
TNP sleeps without sheets or a blanket.
False, even when it's over 30 degrees I still like to feel the weight of a sheet or light blanket on me.
TNP listens to music or watches TV when they wake up in the middle of the night.
False, I surf the web
TNP is a socialist.
False. The Asmo recognises some responsibility to the society, but He is not a one-for-all kind of Asmo.
The next person doesn't mind government meddling. (in general)
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 22, 2014, 06:37:21 PM
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 21, 2014, 10:51:41 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 21, 2014, 10:13:47 PM
True! It's currently around 37 degrees Celsius here.
Rollover.
hey thanks for ruining this thread with your off topic posts.
the next person is over weight.
Where do you see an off topic post? I just don't have the patience for people who are just itching to pick a fight. ::)
this is my sense of humor. you are extremely presumptuous. you look at things and take them personally, as though they are directed at you. when I said that the next person will be over weight, I didn't even see who the next person posting would be. that is the irony of this thread, is that I said something that whether someone said was true or false, they would have to admit whether or not they are over weight. That is the comedy that I was trying to make, and you are terrible at comedy and you have totally ruined this thread and you are further tarnishing my public image. I have to ask you to stop making me out to be someone who I'm not because it is really testing my patience with you people. I did not come here to have a fist fight with you all, I came to laugh, to think, to learn, to express myself. People like you are just stuck in the dregs of consciousness and it seems like no matter what I say or do I cannot help you break free. That is all I have to say. I get very intense and serious when I write these things and atm I am sweating in my arm pits because you took something lighthearted and funny and turned it into something that only someone with a mind such as yourself could imagine.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 22, 2014, 06:37:21 PM
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 21, 2014, 10:51:41 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 21, 2014, 10:13:47 PM
True! It's currently around 37 degrees Celsius here.
Rollover.
hey thanks for ruining this thread with your off topic posts.
the next person is over weight.
Where do you see an off topic post? I just don't have the patience for people who are just itching to pick a fight. ::)
this is my sense of humor. you are extremely presumptuous. you look at things and take them personally, as though they are directed at you. when I said that the next person will be over weight, I didn't even see who the next person posting would be. that is the irony of this thread, is that I said something that whether someone said was true or false, they would have to admit whether or not they are over weight. That is the comedy that I was trying to make, and you are terrible at comedy and you have totally ruined this thread and you are further tarnishing my public image. I have to ask you to stop making me out to be someone who I'm not because it is really testing my patience with you people. I did not come here to have a fist fight with you all, I came to laugh, to think, to learn, to express myself. People like you are just stuck in the dregs of consciousness and it seems like no matter what I say or do I cannot help you break free. That is all I have to say. I get very intense and serious when I write these things and atm I am sweating in my arm pits because you took something lighthearted and funny and turned it into something that only someone with a mind such as yourself could imagine.
We can only know you by your actions. You're acting like and arsehole.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AM
this is my sense of humor.
Is it? It's good you pointed it out because otherwise I wouldn't have known, you're so subtle.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AM
you are extremely presumptuous. you look at things and take them personally, as though they are directed at you
Is this more humour, a bit of irony perhaps?
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMwhen I said that the next person will be over weight, I didn't even see who the next person posting would be. that is the irony of this thread, is that I said something that whether someone said was true or false, they would have to admit whether or not they are over weight.
I don't see any irony in that either. No one has to reply honestly or at all you know.
You're supposed to answer true or false and you didn't and then accused someone of being off topic, oh now I see the irony, that's hilarious, this stuff is too good, you shouldn't give it away for free.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMThat is the comedy that I was trying to make, and you are terrible at comedy and you have totally ruined this thread and you are further tarnishing my public image.
Ye I can't stand people who are terrible at comedy, stubbornly refusing to laugh when I've said something really funny. The bit about further tarnishing your public image is hilarious.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMI have to ask you to stop making me out to be someone who I'm not because it is really testing my patience with you people.
Mate, they'd test anyone's patience, even a secular saint like yourself.
A mother stabbed her seven children to death up north over the weekend, gives you the giggles don't it? It gets better, she stabbed a niece as well, and its nearly christmas, classic humour. I wouldn't waste stuff on the rest of the people round here they wouldn't get it, stuck in the dregs of consciousness as they are.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMPeople like you are just stuck in the dregs of consciousness and it seems like no matter what I say or do I cannot help you break free.
God knows you've tried.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMThat is all I have to say.
No, don't say that, how can there ever be hope for us to find truth without your incisive wisdom?
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMI get very intense and serious when I write these things and atm I am sweating in my arm pits because you took something lighthearted and funny and turned it
More irony, I'm getting it now.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMand turned it into something that only someone with a mind such as yourself could imagine.
Oh the creeps around here are always doing that, I usually go sort through my serial killer scrap books, that usually cheers me up.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 22, 2014, 06:37:21 PM
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 21, 2014, 10:51:41 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 21, 2014, 10:13:47 PM
True! It's currently around 37 degrees Celsius here.
Rollover.
hey thanks for ruining this thread with your off topic posts.
the next person is over weight.
Where do you see an off topic post? I just don't have the patience for people who are just itching to pick a fight. ::)
this is my sense of humor. you are extremely presumptuous. you look at things and take them personally, as though they are directed at you. when I said that the next person will be over weight, I didn't even see who the next person posting would be. that is the irony of this thread, is that I said something that whether someone said was true or false, they would have to admit whether or not they are over weight. That is the comedy that I was trying to make, and you are terrible at comedy and you have totally ruined this thread and you are further tarnishing my public image. I have to ask you to stop making me out to be someone who I'm not because it is really testing my patience with you people. I did not come here to have a fist fight with you all, I came to laugh, to think, to learn, to express myself. People like you are just stuck in the dregs of consciousness and it seems like no matter what I say or do I cannot help you break free. That is all I have to say. I get very intense and serious when I write these things and atm I am sweating in my arm pits because you took something lighthearted and funny and turned it into something that only someone with a mind such as yourself could imagine.
I'm not talking about your overweight question, you accused me of being off topic and I asked where. You're the one being presumptuous here and jumping to conclusions. I may be terrible at online humour but you have problems with interpretation, not to mention you actually don't need any help tarnishing your own public image. Have you ever considered that the problem may be you and how you come across and not other people?
Edited to add: If that causes you to break into a sweat then you seriously have anxiety issues. Just chill.
Goosefraba[/mysenseofhumour]
True.
TNP wishes MLA would become MIA.
False, I would not wish that to anyone
TNP likes hard rock
First, I gotta give Eric +1 internets for winning this thread.
Hard rock the loosely defined genre?
Some of it.
Hard Rock the chain restaurants?
Yeah, I wouldn't go every night but they're fun once and a while. I found it way more family friendly than I'd been lead to believe.
TNP is just starting something they're excited about and has been looking for an excuse to tell us all about it.
Why, yes, but The Asmo is not sure the world is ready for Him to tell what He passes His time doing. Boom chica wah wah. ;D
The next person thinks the best part of winter holidays is the day they are over.
Quote from: Eric V Arachnid on December 23, 2014, 09:45:40 AM
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AM
this is my sense of humor.
Is it? It's good you pointed it out because otherwise I wouldn't have known, you're so subtle.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AM
you are extremely presumptuous. you look at things and take them personally, as though they are directed at you
Is this more humour, a bit of irony perhaps?
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMwhen I said that the next person will be over weight, I didn't even see who the next person posting would be. that is the irony of this thread, is that I said something that whether someone said was true or false, they would have to admit whether or not they are over weight.
I don't see any irony in that either. No one has to reply honestly or at all you know.
You're supposed to answer true or false and you didn't and then accused someone of being off topic, oh now I see the irony, that's hilarious, this stuff is too good, you shouldn't give it away for free.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMThat is the comedy that I was trying to make, and you are terrible at comedy and you have totally ruined this thread and you are further tarnishing my public image.
Ye I can't stand people who are terrible at comedy, stubbornly refusing to laugh when I've said something really funny. The bit about further tarnishing your public image is hilarious.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMI have to ask you to stop making me out to be someone who I'm not because it is really testing my patience with you people.
Mate, they'd test anyone's patience, even a secular saint like yourself.
A mother stabbed her seven children to death up north over the weekend, gives you the giggles don't it? It gets better, she stabbed a niece as well, and its nearly christmas, classic humour. I wouldn't waste stuff on the rest of the people round here they wouldn't get it, stuck in the dregs of consciousness as they are.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMPeople like you are just stuck in the dregs of consciousness and it seems like no matter what I say or do I cannot help you break free.
God knows you've tried.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMThat is all I have to say.
No, don't say that, how can there ever be hope for us to find truth without your incisive wisdom?
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMI get very intense and serious when I write these things and atm I am sweating in my arm pits because you took something lighthearted and funny and turned it
More irony, I'm getting it now.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMand turned it into something that only someone with a mind such as yourself could imagine.
Oh the creeps around here are always doing that, I usually go sort through my serial killer scrap books, that usually cheers me up.
lmao. great post.
Quote from: Asmodean on December 23, 2014, 09:08:24 PM
Why, yes, but The Asmo is not sure the world is ready for Him to tell what He passes His time doing. Boom chica wah wah. ;D
The next person thinks the best part of winter holidays is the day they are over.
False, the great thing about these holidays (summer holidays in the case of the southern hemisphere) is that they are really long holidays. ;D
TNP prefers comedy movies over action.
In general, yes. A good action flick is wonderful, but too many fall short. As do comedies, but they're easier to relax to. I'd rather passively watch someone tell bad jokes and occasionally get a laugh than be subjected to 2 hours of explosions and gunfire set way louder than the rest of the soundtrack.
TNP agrees that Shoot 'Em Up was totally amazing anyway.
False.
But this was amazingly funny: ;D
Quote from: Eric V Arachnid on December 23, 2014, 09:45:40 AM
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMPeople like you are just stuck in the dregs of consciousness and it seems like no matter what I say or do I cannot help you break free.
God knows you've tried.
Quote from: MusicLovingAtheist on December 23, 2014, 05:43:10 AMand turned it into something that only someone with a mind such as yourself could imagine.
Quote from: Eric V Arachnid on December 23, 2014, 09:45:40 AM
Oh the creeps around here are always doing that, I usually go sort through my serial killer scrap books, that usually cheers me up.
TNP has a short fuse.
False, it takes effort to get me well and truly pissed off.
TNP swears more than they should.
False. I swear exactly the right amount. Witness my recent responses to a certain new forum member ;)
TNP gets anxious too easily.
Oh FSM yes. I'm dying right now, you know.
TNP enjoys keeping house plants.
No, my house doesn't contain plants, unless one is sneaking. :-\
The next person's garden has lots of furniture.
False, the garden is my dog's domain, so that means absolutely no furniture.
TNP lives in a big doghouse.
False. His Grayness lives in the Gray Realm. Well and truly gray this time of year.
The next person is prejudiced against psychiatry and/or the associated medications.
Quote from: Asmodean on December 24, 2014, 01:30:58 PM
False. His Grayness lives in the Gray Realm. Well and truly gray this time of year.
The next person is prejudiced against psychiatry and/or the associated medications.
I'm wishy-washy on this one, but I am certainly suspect.
TNP rather than fold their undies neatly, and stack them in piles of 3, but not more than 4 undies per pile, simply jams them into a drawer, unfolded.
True.
The next person doesn't even wash them before shoving them in the drawer.
False, I toss them in the hamper until I wash them.
TNP spells it "whiskey" instead of "whisky" and will defend that spelling to the death.
Absolutely true.
TNP is still at work on Christmas Eve.
True, but my work gives me from tomorrow until the 5th off without having to use up any PTO.
TNP likes a little alcohol to make family interactions go a little more smoothly.
Absolutely. Makes everything more tolerable.
TNP accepts the truth of the maxim "all things in moderation."
Unwillingly. I used to be quite immoderate, but my body protests now if it thinks it's getting too much food or too much drink or too much of anything really. Even being on the laptop too long makes me dizzy.
TNP has done online dating.
Obviously true. TNP should probably clip their toenails.
False, I clipped them recently.
The next person keeps their clippings close so hostile wizards can't get hold of them.
True, but one escaped down the plughole.
TNP knows a spell that will neutralise the risk.
True, but He's not telling.
The next person suspects The Asmo of having retrieved the missing clipping for His own evil agenda.
False, of course not, you're much to slow.
The next person if they had a long billion would say fek world peace, make Mars liveable and go there.
False. I would, however, probably end up starting a war.
The next person is like "Fuck Mars! All boring and dusty and small... Bring forth the spacefolding!"
False, let's start with something realistic. With our billions we could rule this world, eliminate 90% of the population (including 100% of the L nation), make it livable again, and survive here for a long time. Nothing Beats Earth.
TNP believes that Nothing Beats Earth.
False. The Asmo considers it a minorly-insignificant planet in an insignificant solar system in the suburbs of the galaxy. He, for one, wants spacefolding.
The next person is with The Asmo on that one.
Quote from: Asmodean on December 29, 2014, 05:31:52 PM
False. The Asmo considers it a minorly-insignificant planet in an insignificant solar system in the suburbs of the galaxy. He, for one, wants spacefolding.
The next person is with The Asmo on that one.
One? it sounds like at least two to me.
I think Earth is particularly pretty but I do want spacefolding.
The next person wouldn't flog my Beiber dental hygiene stash.
Quote from: Eric V Arachnid on December 31, 2014, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on December 29, 2014, 05:31:52 PM
False. The Asmo considers it a minorly-insignificant planet in an insignificant solar system in the suburbs of the galaxy. He, for one, wants spacefolding.
The next person is with The Asmo on that one.
One? it sounds like at least two to me.
I think Earth is particularly pretty but I do want spacefolding.
The next person wouldn't flog my Beiber dental hygiene stash.
True.
TNP has never, ever, ever posted in the 'banned' thread.
Quote from: Siz on November 20, 2015, 10:16:59 AM
True.
TNP has never, ever, ever posted in the 'banned' thread.
False. There are no more spammer accounts to ban and I'm getting withdrawal symptoms. Posting incessantly in the banned thread is one of them.
TNP shamefully admits listening to terrible songs on occasion without being forced to do so.
Incorrect!
The following poster dresses their cats as 60's music icons and pretends they are at Woodstock.
False. I have 2 dogs.
TNP has never been drunk.
False, although I'm sober this morning.
The Next Person is quite happy so far.
True, I call it the Friday Effect. It a state that lasts until Sunday at about noon.
TNP believes that hard work pays off even if it doesn't pay well.
True
The following poster believes that it is not worth joining any club that would have them as a member.
Quote from: No one on February 02, 2016, 05:56:26 PM
True
The following poster believes that it is not worth joining any club that would have them as a member.
False. I would still join said club, however. I would be vary cautious and suspicious of its members, and if at a meeting I dropped something I would simply let it remain where it fell.
The next poster believes the upcoming spectacle known here in the US as the Super Bowl is an overblown, over-hyped, obnoxious, idiotic and tiresome drama which takes way too long to watch, and consists of a boring and hideously poorly performed halftime show that is as meaningless and uninspiring as the actual game itself.
This poster also hates Super Bowl Parties, along with the horrible food associated with such events, and thinks rather poorly of those people will sit through the entire 4-5 hours of the game just to watch fucking commercials.
False, infiltration simplifies the taking of
what you can get.
The next consumes apple, skin and core.
They know problems are born of others
A match once struck can't be unstruck
Family size chocolate bars are in decline
Dolphins can swim but they'd rather rest
Quote from: Bad Penny II on April 24, 2016, 06:10:33 PMThe next consumes apple, skin and core.
I do.
Quote from: Bad Penny IIThey know problems are born of others
I don't.
Quote from: Bad Penny IIA match once struck can't be unstruck
Family size chocolate bars are in decline
Dolphins can swim but they'd rather rest
I don't know...
The next person can dance.
Only if it's slow and romantic. ;)
The next person is f**king annoyed because reasons.
How could you possibly have known that?
TNP sometimes suffers hot ears
True!
TNP watches the Walking Dead.
True
I binge watched series 1 to 4 and was totally hooked.
The next person is addicted to a legal substance.
True, I'm addicted to many such in the sense that I would die if I stopped taking them. The Next Person is addicted to something else.
I am a little bit addicted to this place. :shifty:
TNP would like to meet everyone here in person.
False. I get extremely depressed and scared around people
TNP has chatted online until sunrise
False, I hate chatting online
TNP mumbles quite often
Frmumbabumbalse
The following poster believes that it is not worth joining any club that would have them as a member.
False, I love clubs, secret societies being my favourite. :shifty:
The next person sees a crocodile where others seem to see a gecko.
False.
I see an iguana.
TNP is a procrastinator.
I'll get back to you on that one...
TNP stays up late because sleeping is a waste of personal down-time.
Quote from: Siz on April 27, 2016, 12:58:36 AM
I'll get back to you on that one...
TNP stays up late because sleeping is a waste of personal down-time.
False. This person stays up late because his circadian rhythm is shot to hell.
The next person is also fantasizing about pepperoni and pineapple pizza.
False, as I'm not a huge fan of pizza, though I do love pineapple...currently fantazing about Beyonce.
TNP has seen the light..., and it was flashing red and blue in their rear view mirror because they recently got pulled over by the cops.
False, our police are straight blue strobers anyway.
The next person experiences constipation from time to time.
False. See 'Metformin'
TNP enjoyed school and wishes they could go back.
False, I was bullied at school.
TNP had recently a big argument with friends or family.
False
The following poster dresses as Columbia for their local production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
False. Many years ago when I was a lot younger and a LOT thinner I did go as Frankenfurter.
TNP would rather visit the bottom of the ocean that the surface of the moon?
Quote from: Tank on April 28, 2016, 12:41:56 PM
False. Many years ago when I was a lot younger and a LOT thinner I did go as Frankenfurter.
TNP would rather visit the bottom of the ocean that the surface of the moon?
No, as wonderful as a visit to the deep ocean would be, and as much as I would enjoy doing such a thing, if given a chance at either I would take the trip to the moon in a second.
TNP would
not end the life of a baby Hitler if able to travel back in time and meet baby Adolp.
True, because I'm not sure that killing Hitler wouldn't create an alternative timeline that is better than our current one.
TNP would end the life of a baby Trump, if able to travel back in time and meet baby Donald.
Quote from: Tom62 on April 28, 2016, 07:14:50 PM
True, because I'm not sure that killing Hitler wouldn't create an alternative timeline that is better than our current one.
TNP would end the life of a baby Trump, if able to travel back in time and meet baby Donald.
That is false, I would instead take the Trump baby, and have him raised in the regular modest home of a middle class family, probably somewhere like Michigan, or maybe even Indiana (Hey he could be Buds Uncle Drump) a place where he would learn common decency and respect for others along with regular values of a non-religous type. (Or I might just say fuck it and stick him in a Catholic Orphanage run by nuns, and see how badly they could fuck him up. I shudder just thinking of that)
TNP has deep, dark secret which they have never shared with any living soul before, until now that is, as they spill their guts to their non-judgmental friends here at HAF, go on do it!
False. I've already told you my secret.
The next person uses prefolded toilet paper as their personal invention they keep from the world.
True. Do you engage in corporate espionage?
TNP laughs at himself/herself in the mirror.
Yes, that is true...last weekend I was outside, and my neighbor and his young son came over to chat. While we were standing there talking the young boy found a bird's feather on my lawn and showed it to us, exclaiming that a bird had dropped it.
I told him that no it was in fact not a bird that had dropped or lost the feather but me, and proceeded to stick the feather in my hair.
He laughed, we talked some more and then I left to pick up some groceries, and stop for a coffee.
Two hours or so later I returned home from my errand, and as I was standing at the sink washing my hands I looked up in the mirror only to start laughing as the feather was still quite clearly sticking out of my hair. I had forgotten to remove it before leaving the house.
The image of me with this long white feather clearly sticking out of my head, and the thought that no one at either the grocery store or coffee shop thought to mentioned this to me made me laugh quite a bit.
TNP has found themselves quite lost in the past.
That phrase could be interpreted in several ways, but I got lost only about 15 miles from home one night when it was dark and raining heavily and my part of the M1 was closed for roadworks. I ended up in an industrial estate near Hemel Hempstead in very slow-moving traffic and I couldn't find my way out. When I found myself passing the same place for a second time, I turned in the opposite direction even though there were no signs and eventually found my way back to the road I needed. I was quite panicky for a while. God, thats a boring story, but its too late to change it.
TNP has been potholing.
(I'll leave this for Old Git to answer)
Bump for OldGit. :D
False.
The following poster once received an indecent propose from Tiny Tim
True, but I'm allergic to tulips so I declined.
TNP is experienced, a la Jimi Hendrix.
True. Not necessarily stoned, just beautiful.
The following poster is looking for the six fingered man.
False, cuz I already found him. Interesting thing about him - he thinks he has five fingers like the rest of us. But he thinks there is an unknown number between three and four.
TNP speaks his/her own language, but only to elves.
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The following poster has a secret to tell, from their electrical well, it's a simple message, but they're leaving out the whistles and bells.
False
It's quite convoluted and if I ever come to tell it'll require bells and all.
The next person isn't alarmed at recent events because they're very old and they've experienced lots of weird and accept it as cyclical or are just waiting for their mushed apple and custard, or are planning their escape to put it right, or they escaped last month and this is their idea of right and they're clinking bowls of mushed apple and custard in celebration or they're not of mushed apple and custard age but they've got concerns but they don't burden others and a fearful dog can be taught to find lost keys but they doubt they've what it takes to teach a fearful dog to find keys, or they have custody of a shoe with a whiteish shoe lace.
False cos I may be old but I don't bloody eat anything mushed up and I am alarmed at recent events in spite of being nearer the end life than its beginning.
The next person thinks Putin did interfere electronically with the Murrikin election.
Incorrect.
The following poster spends their Saturdays dressed as Darth Vader wearing a kilt while riding a unicycle and playing the bagpipes.
Utterly false.
The next person supports religious charity.
True. As long as the religion praises me. Move over Asmo, Apathy is here.
The next person eats terrible food and feels groggy for it.
Define terrible.
The following poster is waiting for the mother ship to come and take them back home.
Tralse. He is The Fathership, so His plans for The Mothership differ slightly from... Being taken back home in.
The next person thinks an Asmo deserves a curved 34" Acer Predator monitor as Assmas gift from The Asmo.
True. His Asmoness may give his Asmoest self whatever He feels He needs (at no cost to non-Asmos).
The next poster is a sucker for silly threads like this.Thus I feel kinship with him or her.
True. In silly thread mode now, but sometimes I'm not.
TNP will be attending/has attended a carol service over the Christmas season. (Details please - why and with whom?).
NOT!
The following poster will play Brad Majors (Asshole) Friday night at the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What? False
The next person has had a rejected application for the ministry of silly walks.
Sadly true, I blame it on my Air Force training, marching in straight lines and all that. Should have joined the Navy.
The following poster wil be taking part in a chili beer drinking contest at the weekend.
Nope. Beer is disgusting.
The following poster once won a Dick Dastardly lookalike contest.
True, I'd say it looks like a dastardly dick beating poor people to death with it like a baseball bat.
The next person stares into the sun for 6 hours a day.
False. The sun is an asshole and I try to ignore it as much as I can.
The next person lost something yesterday and still can't find it.
Sort of a half truth, or half falsehood, maybe an alternative fact? Anyway I did loose my "Burt's Bees" "Coconut & Pear", Moisturizing Lip Balm yesterday, however. After grabbing an emergency spare tube (Not another Coconut & Pear, just a Honey) this morning from my secret stash I located the the missing tube in my computer bag once I got into work.
Fortunately I didn't open the spare tube, so I can return that later this evening to the secret stash and save it for another day.
Please pause while I reapply some more "Burt's Bees" "Coconut & Pear", Moisturizing Lip Balm on me lips as I type this.
Okay, so the next person admits they tend to spend an excessive amount of time soaping up their genitals whilst bathing.
Quote from: Father Bruno on March 10, 2017, 06:25:13 PM
...
Okay, so the next person admits they tend to spend an excessive amount of time soaping up their genitals whilst bathing.
True. But only when I shave them.
TNP checks their hanky after they blow their nose and picks off any good boggies and eats them?
Ewww. False.
TNP does this: >:(
Yeah, but I have been eating beans . . .
TNP wears the other gender's pants.
True. Very occasionally when I run out of mine. (He doesn't wear Y-fronts).
TNP once won a Blue Peter badge.
False, I don't know what a Blue Peter badge is, but it has the potential of inspiring some off-color jokes.
TNP has a goal of traveling to every continent in the world.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 13, 2017, 02:34:18 PM
False, I don't know what a Blue Peter badge is, but it has the potential of inspiring some off-color jokes.
TNP has a goal of traveling to every continent in the world.
No, no! You read it wrong - it was, "... try every condiment in the world
TNP likes strawberry ice-cream topped with Tobasco sauce.
False! That sounds disgusting!
TNP is sick of hearing about Princes William and Harry's mental health issues and everyone calling them brace.
False, I couldn't care less.
The following poster is secretly a Televangelist.
True. I am Pastor O'Really of the Church of the Untied Reformed Hysterics and I have gained donations of $4 000 000 plus out of the suckers my congregation so far!
TNP really wants to rule the world.
Quote from: Gloucester on April 20, 2017, 02:43:54 AM
True. I am Pastor O'Really of the Church of the Untied Reformed Hysterics and I have gained donations of $4 000 000 plus out of the suckers my congregation so far!
TNP really wants to rule the world.
True, but not as bad as you! :worried:
TNP will celebrate tomorrow, April 20, 2017, at 4:20 AM,
and at 4:20 PM. :smokin cool:
True, and all day long.
TNP like weird music even if they don't admit it.
False, I do like weird music, and I readily admit it.
TNP has been caught in a compromising position of self-gratification.
...and if true will share the details with us 8)
True. I was once caught scratching my back on a door frame at work by an unamused senior executive.
TNP lost a bet to Sir Bruno.
False, he found me morally wanting and went away.
The next person could of spent Buddy's $3 in so many ways.
False. It would barely buy me a box of matches :(
...True! I could spend muh matches in oh, so many ways!
...False. Most of those ways end up in jail.
Fuck... That's a good one. Ok, fine! I'll go with my original answer.
The next person actually knows how much a box of matches costs.
False. When I need something is when I research the price and I have too many ways of starting fires ro need matches.
TNP has fixed something that would have been cheaper to just replace.
True
The next person buys eggs, checks they aren't broken top and bottom
Doesn't pay more to be assured the ejector was kindly treated
Has no fear of any kind of end of life balancing of deeds.
True! (ish)
TNP has a secret, but embarrassing, hidden talent...
True, but I can't talk about it because it's a secret...
TNP had a teenage crush on Marie Osmond
False. I have a current crush on Marie Osmond (damn, she's hot!).
TNP would really like to just be a bum on a beach, maybe working one hour a day at a beach bar.
So true!
TNP would like to be a customer on said beach?
Quote from: Tank on March 29, 2019, 05:45:31 PM
So true!
TNP would like to be a customer on said beach?
False, I can't stand the sand.
TNP instantly thought of this video when said beach was brought up.
^^^
:rofl:
ROTFL!!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 29, 2019, 05:54:43 PM
TNP instantly thought of this video when said beach was brought up.
False.
We suggest when you read the next line you imagine the diction of Julie Andrews
Julie Andrews Julie Andrews Julie Andrews.The next person has learnt how to enjoy the seaside whilst minimising the odious annoyance of sand.
Well well Ye, ye ye
There's 50 metres of sand
and then, then there's green grass
Child, lay your towel on the grass,
on the grass in the shade if you can.
If, if, if, when, when, when if ya can
Saxaphone, saxaphone misspelt again
you come driping, driping out of the water
don't roll in the sand, in the sand don't roll
sister, don't roll, 'less you're going in again
The next person never doubted Mick would survive the week
True, although I would have been more certain had it been Keith. That bugger seems immortal...
TNP prefers Beatles to Stones
True
TNP is fed up with Brexit
True! So fucking true!!
TNP hasn't got a clue what Brexit is?
False, but I wish it weren't. On the political scale of stupidity I rate Brexit right up there with electing an orange shit-gibbon to the US Presidency...
TNP Likes gibbons
True, but not the orange shit ones
TNP believes that windmills cause cancer
False. Orange presidents cause cancer.
TNP believes in karma.
False, but I really do wish it were true. Alas I've seen too many things like orange shit-gibbins getting elected to really believe in karma. :(
TNP thinks we're all going to hell in a hand basket
True.
TNP is more of a pessimist than an optimist.
True.
Eore was my mentor.
TNP knows how to spell Eore correctly.
Indeed, Eeyore is one of my favourite A.A.Milne characters
TNP knows where to get a shrubbery
A garden centre.
TNP has too much time on their hands?
Quote from: Tank on April 15, 2019, 12:43:02 PM
A garden centre.
TNP has too much time on their hands?
True... and False... (Schrodinger's Scheduler)
TNP wants to live in a castle.
Quote from: joeactor on April 15, 2019, 02:01:10 PM
True... and False... (Schrodinger's Scheduler)
TNP wants to live in a castle.
Maybe a small one.
TNP doesn't play games.
Quote from: Davin on April 15, 2019, 04:10:02 PM
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TNP doesn't play games.
Impossible, as this IS a game.
TNP wants to be TNP.
TNP? ye temporarily, I was TMP for a while.
The next person on seeing the glowing cross thanked Jesus for saving Notre Dame.
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Quote from: Bad Penny II on April 17, 2019, 05:08:50 AM
The next person on seeing the glowing cross thanked Jesus for saving Notre Dame.
False. Anyway he didn't, did he?
TNP knows that the temperature at which gold melts is higher than that of a wood fire.
True. I knew and know that.
TNP intends to donate between $0 and $1,000,000,000.00 to rebuild Notre Dame.
True but only if they replace those useless archaic gargoyles with modern fit for purpose Pokemon.
TNP has a turnip recipe they'd like to share.
True. Take one ripe turnip and throw it in the trash and eat something that tastes good.
TNP works with an annoying person.
Quote from: Davin on April 17, 2019, 04:00:51 PM
TNP works with an annoying person.
True. I work alone ;-)
TNP has two sheds.
False. I shed every summer, so that makes 67.
TNP has detonated TNT at least once.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 17, 2019, 10:14:11 PM
False. I shed every summer, so that makes 67.
TNP has detonated TNT at least once.
False. But I wish I had?
TNP has fired a black powder shotgun. AND hit the clay with it.
False. I've only fired black powder rifles.
TNP has an old injury that bothers them.
False
TNP is interested in parking at the start of Internal Break Road tomorrow and biking along the pink line to check out Old Bottle Butt and then the purple and yellow tracks for future reference, maybe take a pic or two.
(https://i.imgur.com/vrtxeM1.jpg)
True. I'd love to do it but it's highly unlikely that will happen!
TNP flushed a gold fish (dead) down the toilet.
True. At least, I think it was dead. :notsure:
TNP can read lips.
False, though Fs I can.
The next person is concerned they may have to pick up their lip reading skills if their hearing drops off and they think maybe they should stop listening to loud music but music isn't music unless its big and they want to know when reasonably priced better than human ear robot ears are going to available on Amazon.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 03, 2019, 02:09:19 PM
False, though Fs I can.
The next person is concerned they may have to pick up their lip reading skills if their hearing drops off and they think maybe they should stop listening to loud music but music isn't music unless its big and they want to know when reasonably priced better than human ear robot ears are going to available on Amazon.
True, true, true and true.
TNP is having a really slow day but doesn't quite feel like doing anything to make it pick up the pace.
False. I wish it would stop raining long enough to do something.
TNP has an enemy.
False. None that I am aware of anyway.
TNP has a crush on somebody they know in real life but has not indicated this to them in any way.
Quote from: Tank on May 06, 2019, 11:42:46 AM
TNP has a crush on somebody they know in real life but has not indicated this to them in any way.
True, but it was a secret until you outed me.
TNP has felt like saying "take this job and shove it" at least 3X today.
False, I like my job.
TNP feels like they want to sit out on the back porch and take a moment but never actually does it.
True I do feel I would like to sit on my back porch. Never done it as I don't have a back porch.
TNP is a morning person?
Quote from: Tank on May 06, 2019, 09:18:10 PM
True I do feel I would like to sit on my back porch. Never done it as I don't have a back porch.
TNP is a morning person?
False. Oh F.A.L.S.E.
Same question, next person...
Trueish. I'm never happy to wake up but I am an early riser.
TNP misses the days when stores carried enough stock that buying online wasn't the default because brick and mortar won't have it anyway.
Mostly false, I want stuff as cheap as I can get it.
The next person also has a romantic soul.
Today is mine and my love's 30th wedding anniversary.
I sang a few lines of the Happy Anniversary song to her.
Then I shared, we shared, just us, this epitome of love.
True. Very, very true.
TNP has an annoying boss.
False, my boss is a great guy
TNP has a grumpy colleague
Quote from: Tom62 on May 07, 2019, 05:53:59 PM
False, my boss is a great guy
TNP has a grumpy colleague
False: I am the grumpy colleague.
TNP has a garden.
False. We raise our food. We don't grow it.
TNP feels like they are allergic to bullshit.
True, it really gets me sneezing expletives.
TNP thinks one of the highest forms of cruelty towards fellow humans is spoiling a movie or series episode.
True, if done maliciously.
TNP wants to see the new royal baby.
False. I would like to see my nieces though.
TNP prefers autumn to spring.
True. Free food on bushes and trees etc.
TNP picks their nose in public.
False, it's a lose lose scenario.
Some judgmental types will consider you uncouth if you offer to share, others will judge you impolite if you don't.
The next person aspires to gain low level super hero status through the ingestion of super foods.
False: I already have a super power due to Metformin medication.
TNP googled Metformin :)
False, I'm familiar with metformin, and your "power" it grants.
TNP prefers sandwiches to salads.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 04, 2019, 03:39:29 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 03, 2019, 02:09:19 PM
False, though Fs I can.
The next person is concerned they may have to pick up their lip reading skills if their hearing drops off and they think maybe they should stop listening to loud music but music isn't music unless its big and they want to know when reasonably priced better than human ear robot ears are going to available on Amazon.
True, true, true and true.
TNP is having a really slow day but doesn't quite feel like doing anything to make it pick up the pace.
True. This whole week has been slow so far.
TNP should probably cut down on caffeine, but won't.
Banned for going out of order!
Quote from: Tank on May 08, 2019, 03:23:23 PM
Banned for going out of order!
Dammit. I swear my work computer shows posts out of order
False, for getting sidetracked!
Quote from: jumbojak on May 08, 2019, 03:43:54 PM
False, for getting sidetracked!
TNP has no idea where this thread is headed...
False, chocolate sex coffee children dogs cats trump Elizabethan theatre angel dance venues declining frog populations
The next person would do a little to save some frogs, a bit more if it earned them some kudos.
False. I try not to hurt frogs to begin with. Accolades wouldn't change that.
TNP wants a new (to them) vehicle.
False. Got one about two months ago.
TNP has a favorite hotel that he/she wants to tell us about.
False, no favourite hotel. No hotel is like home.
TNP listens to their favourite songs over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Very true. If I had friends it'd drive them nuts.
TNP thinks they're bad at something other people think they have a knack for.
True. My friend who lives a long way away visits once a year. I have four signature dishes that I can cook well, but the rest of the time I'm rubbish. She thinks i'm good at throwing a meal together. One day she'll realise there is a four-year cycle ......
TNP has a secret ambition that they think others would laugh at.
True. People will laugh in the beginning, but the last laugh is mine *bwahahah*
TNP looks into the abyss and dives in.
True.
TNP isn't afraid of snakes.
True
The horse always kicks
The gun is always loaded
The Next person knows the third line or one that would fit.
True. "The tongue always licks".
TNP knows the fourth line or one that fits.
True
Complimentary bar nuts are always infectious
TNP knows the next line or one that fits.
True. "Complimentary bar maids are always vexatious."
TNP can use the above line to write a 25 word story.
True, if you only knew.
TNP is tired of rain.
That was true last week, but we've had sunshine since.
TNP wants to hear jumbojack's 25 word story about the barmaid.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 13, 2019, 01:59:43 PM
That was true last week, but we've had sunshine since.
TNP wants to hear jumbojack's 25 word story about the barmaid.
True. I'm curious but not pushy. Usually not pushy. :sidesmile:
TNP sings in the shower while holding an unwilling audience hostage.
True, but it's a hapless spider.
TNP will save that spider.
True. I have carried several large but harmless spiders down our hill over the years and released them.
TNP may or may not be a lottery winner because they once lost a lottery ticket before it could be checked.
False, I don't play the lottery.
TNP has am ingenious plan that will never work.
False. All of my plans are flawless
TNP has had some kind of cosmetic surgery done.
False
The next person has suddenly realized what it was that has been going wrong all this time, and knows how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it is right, it will work and no one has to get nailed to anything.
True, but I'm not telling. If everything went right, I wouldn't have a job.
TNP fantasizes about being a rock star.
False. I don't like attention and don't allow people to photograph me.
TNP wishes they were swimming right now.
True, but my wife and I are too lazy to get out of bed right now
TNP watched the Eurovision Song Contest last night
False, but it's probably something I would watch.
TNP really needs to get on with their spring cleaning.
True, but let's not go there...
TNP doesn't know what they want to eat. But. They. Are. Ravenous.
False, not ravenous I have my home made stout and cashews.
The next person:
Once upon a midnight dreary, pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 23, 2019, 11:37:32 AM
False, not ravenous I have my home made stout and cashews.
The next person:
Once upon a midnight dreary, pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
True. That was while I nodded, nearly napping.
TNP would totally use a paper alternative that wasn't made from trees.
True, if it was as good as the type of paper I wanted to use.
TNP wants a bidet. To cut down on... paper usage...
False, I'm having a rectal tubing system I saw on the internet installed. Saves on water and paper.
TNP liked the 2016 Ghost Busters movie.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 25, 2019, 01:32:08 PM
...
TNP liked the 2016 Ghost Busters movie.
Unknown. I have yet to see it.
TNP Is looking forward to an event in the next few days?
True, my wife is going next Tuesday on a 3 week Ayurveda treatment in India without me.
TNP thinks that Ayurveda treatments are BS
Quote from: Tom62 on May 26, 2019, 11:51:12 AM
True, my wife is going next Tuesday on a 3 week Ayurveda treatment in India without me.
:rofl:
Quote from: Tom62 on May 26, 2019, 11:51:12 AM
TNP thinks that Ayurveda treatments are BS
Probably.
TNP would like to have a date with Scarlett Johansson?
False. Maybe if I got to know her first.
TNP thinks clocks are out to get them.
Quote from: jumbojak on May 26, 2019, 06:09:04 PM
False. Maybe if I got to know her first.
TNP thinks clocks are out to get them.
Tick, true, tock, true.
TNP thinks ketchup is the eighth wonder of the world.
FALSE, FALSE, FALSE!!! Ketchup is vile.
TNP prefers brown rice to white rice.
True, it just looks better.
TNP thinks the only border crisis is people invading his/her personal space.
True.
TNP knows how to fly an airplane.
False, except in my dreams. I've dreamt I was flying a plane on and off most of my adult life. Come to think of it, not since I realised the error of my religious ways. Correlation or cause?
TNP saw the Beatles live.
False.
The following poster has 6 fingers on their right hand. And someone is looking for them.
False, but I was born with a tail.
TNP wishes it would cool down just a little bit.
False. I love it hot.
The following poster does not take kindly to kittens.
True. I must've killed several thousands. Well, I think Jesus kills them, but I'll take partial credit.
TNP has kissed the Blarney Stone.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 27, 2019, 10:31:29 PM
True. I must've killed several thousands. Well, I think Jesus kills them, but I'll take partial credit.
TNP has kissed the Blarney Stone.
False. If I had I would never shut up! (A bit like Bluenose)
TNP has farted in an empty life and smiled to themselves.
Quote from: Tank on May 28, 2019, 08:18:34 AM
TNP has farted in an empty life and smiled to themselves.
False. My life is full of farts.
TNP would like to see more dinosaurs on prime-time tv.
False, so long as I have PBS Eons on YouTube I'm happy.
TNP was running late this morning.
True, but intentionally. I had to go to the doctor for a bad cold.
TNP can name the capital city of every state in the USA.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 29, 2019, 05:30:42 PM
True, but intentionally. I had to go to the doctor for a bad cold.
TNP can name the capital city of every state in the USA.
False. And any one who can is obviously planning something nefarious.
TNP once ate a cow eyeball taco.
Quote from: Davin on May 29, 2019, 05:49:59 PM
TNP once ate a cow eyeball taco.
False. It was a sheep eyeball in pita bread.
TNP thinks it should be unlawful to eat inedible items.
False. It should just be left in the category of "stupid, and possibly lethal".
TNP has driven a vehicle faster than 100 MPH.
False. I obey all traffic laws, officer. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FThumbs%2520Up.png&hash=e8ea77880ad2978fd09f5791a5436d85008666d2)
The following poster has a shrine dedicated to Roman Maroni in their garage.
False. It's a shrine to Guglielmo Marconi.
TNP can stick out their tongue and touch their nose.
Quote from: Tank on May 28, 2019, 08:18:34 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 27, 2019, 10:31:29 PM
TNP has kissed the Blarney Stone.
False. If I had I would never shut up! (A bit like Bluenose)
Hey! I can shut up any time I like. Really. I never go on and on and on. Not once. Honest. It's just not in my nature...
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 30, 2019, 12:34:34 AM
TNP can stick out their tongue and touch their nose.
True, I can do both those things. However I cannot touch my nose
with my tongue!
TNP jumps in puddles.
False, but I do play in the rain.
TNP prefers a backscratch to a massage.
Quote from: jumbojak on May 30, 2019, 02:11:27 AM
False, but I do play in the rain.
TNP prefers a backscratch to a massage.
False.
TNP has driven a vehicle over 120 MPH.
True. But not on a public road.
TNP walked backwards to school when they were a kid.
False. I walked uphill, both ways, during a blizzard.
The following poster secretly loves the poster who posted this post.
:notsure: ...Um.
TNP feels a smile emerging.
True. 52 years ago and I haven't stopped talking since though whether any of it was worth saying, is a moot point.
TNP has ridden on an elephant.
False. When I was seven, I was close enough to smell an elephant. That was enough for me!
The next person wanted to be an astronaut when they were a child.
Tralse. I was considered a space cadet, does that count?
The following poster is a caped crusader when the darkness falls.
Quote from: No one on May 31, 2019, 01:42:04 AM
The following poster is a caped crusader when the darkness falls.
True!
TNP wants to own a horse.
Quote from: joeactor on May 31, 2019, 01:51:14 AM
TNP wants to own a horse.
False. The only time I have been on a horse, both the horse and I knew exactly who was in charge...
TNP can explain Thevenin's Theorem
False, never heard of him.
TNP eats lots of eggs. Os ovos...
True, yesterday anyway. Two eggs scrambled for breakfast and two with chips in the evening; scratch meal because no time for anything else.
TNP has trained an out-of-control dog into the perfect pooch.
False. I don't really get dogs.
The next person has a healthy psychological profile and doesn't dwell on weather forecasts for 2050.
True. I don't look at the weather past 10 days ahead. They usually get even that wrong, so why worry about 2050.
TNP can speak at least 2 languages with a fair degree of fluency.
False. But Ich sprechen ein bisschen Deutsch und yo hablo un poco de espaniol. Ich lerne langsam Deutsch. Estoy aprendiendo espanol lentamente.
TNP doesn't play video games as much as they want to.
False, games have evolved I haven't.
The next person prefers a good old stereo amplifier over the esoteric many channelled receivers going round these days.
False. I like my Bluetooth headphones.
TNP neeeds new shoes.
False
The next person can distinguish their needs from their wants.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 08, 2019, 04:16:19 PM
False
The next person can distinguish their needs from their wants.
True. But I have trouble distinguishing my wants from my desires.
TNP would walk a mile with a camel.
True. And when the mile was behind us I'd hop on and ride off into the sunset.
TNP needs a change of climate.
Quote from: jumbojak on June 09, 2019, 04:05:09 PM
True. And when the mile was behind us I'd hop on and ride off into the sunset.
TNP needs a change of climate.
True, it's getting very hot in Texas.
TNP prefers the mountains to the beach.
True, I can't go shirtless in public.
TNP should eat more vegetables.
Quote from: jumbojak on June 10, 2019, 04:00:19 AM
True, I can't go shirtless in public.
TNP should eat more vegetables.
False, I eat more than enough. I like eating most vegetables.
TNP wants hamsters to be able to drive vacuum robots around.
True, as long as it's in a circus setting. People on Segways and scooters are dangerous enough in the city. I can't imagine the havoc hamsters would bring.
TNP gets cravings for Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.
False. Never heard of it.
TNP has a fast car.
False; reliability and low MPG are what matters to me. (Suppose that should now be KPL).
TNP would like to chuck everything and go off on a round the world odyssey.
True. I want to see every continent and as many countries as possible. Need the lottery, though.
TNP prefers chicken to beef.
True.
TNP watches or reads the news regularly.
False I long ago discovered that every time the press reported on something I had first hand knowledge of they got it wrong, usually about some important aspect of the story. So how can I trust them on things I don't have first hand knowledge of? I'm not calling it fake news, like a certain person of orange disposition, just incompetence.
The next person prefers a well aged blue cheese to whatever it is the golden arches puts on its "burgers"
True. But the pasteurized processed cheese food substance is only part of why I won't eat at those places.
TNP likes bleu cheese on their steak.
True. The best piece of meat I ever had was a filet mignon with an exquisite Gorgonzola (Italian blue cheese) sauce.
TNP thinks Cabernet Sauvignon is the best wine of all, especially with red meat.
True. :cheers:
TNP thinks that statement should be in the Book of Deuteronomy.
:grin:
True, right after "Thou shalt not wear a speedo if thou art a man above 50 years in age."
TNP once got into a fist fight and no one landed a solid blow.
False, but I have seen that happen.
TNP wants a sauna.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 13, 2019, 12:41:32 AM
TNP once got into a fist fight and no one landed a solid blow.
True! (I used to do stunt work)
Quote from: jumbojak on June 13, 2019, 01:18:05 AM
TNP wants a sauna.
Also true!
TNP is secretly hiding an alien in their mustachio.
False. I don't have a mustache.
TNP has had a spider in their hair.
(True, for me- I was working under my car and it rappelled down from behind the bumper, ran across my cheek and into my hair. I combed it out and stepped on it, after I crawled out from under the car.)
True and it was a bloody big one. We were sitting outside a pub by the river under a tree in London one glorious summer evening when I became aware of the others giggling and gesturing surreptitiously towards me. I turned just in time to see a shadow above me before the spider, for that's what it was, land on my hair. I'm not particularly afraid of them, but the surprise caused a shriek that could be heard all over the Capital much to the hilarity of my companions. I then had to extricate it without hurting it and send it on it's way, probably traumatised for life.
TNP lives watching stand-up comedians and comediennes. (Female comedians?)
Quote from: Essie Mae on June 14, 2019, 11:04:34 PM
TNP lives watching stand-up comedians and comediennes. (Female comedians?)
True, I've survived so far. Anyway it's supposed to be the comedians that risk dying.
TNP thinks comedians are mostly too politically correct/similar these days.
True. When they do break out in the way Jo Brand did the other day it was a wet dream for the 'I crave being offended' brigade. It was in quite bad taste but isn't that partly he point?
TNP secretly thinks they could do well as a standup comic.
True. But I've never tried it.
TNP can never think of a witty rejoinder until it is too late?
Usually true. But if I could hit the pause button on time in general, I'd be the best standup comic around. The audience would think I was coming up with all that stuff on the spur of the moment.
TNP wishes they could stop time for everything and everyone else so they could come up with witty lines.
True I suppose, that's why forum communication is better than face to face.
My daughter got a sock sponsor today, the next person wishes they had a sock sponsor.
True, or an underwear sponsor, or a vehicle sponsor, or a Hollywood mansion sponsor. I'm not particular.
TNP loves caviar and vodka.
I don't know, I've never tried caviar with vodka...
TNP loves oysters naturale
False
TNP has a six pack but it is currently covered by a layer of insulation.
True. More of a keg than a six-pack.
TNP would like to run the Universe?
I already do.
The following poster, is a distant cousin to Captain Caveman.
True, but I think I'm a distant cousin to everyone.
TNP thinks Ringo Starr should have gotten an Oscar for his performance in "Caveman".
False. He wasn't acting.
TNP thinks that this thread is wonderful?
Of course it is, I'm here.
The following poster, didn't have their Wheaties this morning.
True, I've been skipping breakfast lately.
TNP has a secret that they have to take to their grave.
True.
TNP has eaten roasted goat meat.
True. The ribs are especially tasty.
TNP doesn't mind the rain when they're walking.
False. I believe that by law, rain should only occur at night after I'm safely tucked up in bed!
TNP likes playing with Lego
False. Lego doesn't like being touched - that's why he is called "Le' go!" So playing is out of the question.
TNP will admit to the most embarrassing moment in his/her life in responding to this post.
:notsure: Um...false. :grin:
But TNP will admit to the most embarrassing moment in their life!
True.
TNP would like the offer of a Mulligan but wouldn't take one.
False. I have no idea what a Mulligan is.
TNP knows what a Mulligan is without Googling it.
True, it's a golf term, when you make a lousy shot and it's not counted, or something like that. It should be named "a Trump", since he cheats all the time.
TNP thinks golf is a waste of good farm land.
True. Particularly as Crazy Golf is so much more fun!
TNP is utterly fed up of politicians?
Absolutely. A pox on all their houses.
TNP is going to share with us the recipe for his/her favorite summer mixed drink.
Yes: Tequila flavored tequila mixed with more tequila. Can drink straight from the bottle.
TNP wants to be somewhere else right now.
True, I want to be in a place where tequila is mixed with more tequila. Perhaps, Tequila, Mexico, or someplace with a beach, or some place that's cooler and not humid.
TNP is planning an awesome vacation that will make the in-laws jealous.
False, that's not a game I play.
The next person wants to make me an offer on these fine figurines.
Yes, that vest is real gorilla chest.
(https://i.imgur.com/n9ZKI30.jpg)
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 27, 2019, 01:31:12 PM
The next person wants to make me an offer on these fine figurines.
Yes, that vest is real gorilla chest.
(https://i.imgur.com/n9ZKI30.jpg)
False. But I do like your style in Wrong Trousers!
TNP is very into watching something that they won't admit to...
True, but I'm still not telling...
TNP quite enjoys a wee dram of a single malt on occasion
False, I never drink anymore.
TNP is waiting for the rain.
False. I'm waiting on that wee dram of single malt.
TNP has a fantasy plan to control the universe.
False.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/R8J1B9VWFO0es/giphy.gif)
I can't even control my wine consumption.
TNP agrees with the following statement:
"Science, it's like magic but real."
True, I agree.
TNP thinks that humans were not meant to sit around inside all day, but doesn't mind it on really hot days.
True.
TNP would take a vacation to the moon if there was a nice place to stay and the travel and hotel costs were reasonable.
True (but I'd rather go to the ocean bottom)
TNP has broken someone's heart?
I broke 1000 hearts before I met you.
I'll break 1000 more before I am through.
TNP wants to be mine, because I'm bad to the bone.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 02, 2019, 10:49:47 PM
I broke 1000 hearts before I met you.
I'll break 1000 more before I am through.
TNP wants to be mine, because I'm bad to the bone.
False... but that was Thoroughly Good.
TNP understands the difference between flammable and inflammable.
True.
TNP has the house hunting blues and wants one bourbon, one scotch and one beer. :o
False. But I'll still take the booze!
TNP ALWAYS takes the booze!
False, sometimes I take the finger food.
Tnp flew their Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
False - you're so vain.
TNP probably thinks this post is about him/her.
False.
TNP's scarf is apricot.
False, it's peach.
The next person likes to watch themselves gavotte.
False. I know not what a gavotte is.
TNP loves Roger Zelazny stories. ;D
True, especially "A Rose for Ecclesiastes"
TBP prefers Michael Moorcock to Roger Zelazny
False, Zelazny beats Moorcock hands down
TNP loves to eat Escargots
Quote from: Tom62 on July 05, 2019, 08:05:15 PM
False, Zelazny beats Moorcock hands down
Actually, I quite agree...
Now, returning you to normal service
Quote
TNP loves to eat Escargots
True, especially in garlic butter!
TNP prefers Sydney rock oysters to Pacific oysters
False, I have no preference.
I assume their taste is equally horrid.
The wild ones make rocky river banks a foot unfriendly place.
Oyster farms clutter the waterways.
The growers seem to be moving to growing on pontoons but they just leave the old posts as a hazard for boats.
Oh and those oyster farmers are always whingeing and moaning about something.
Not like us.
No, not at all like us.
The next person is Warren Beatty.
False. Then again, I should go ask my wife who Warren Beatty is.
TNP Has spanked their spouse.
False, but boy, does she deserve it.
TNP has driven over 1000 miles without sleep on a trip.
False, but I did once drive from Norseman to Ceduna, a distance of 1,360 km (845 miles), in 9 1/2 hours - that's essentially across the top of the Great Australian Bight.
TNP has crossed the equator on a ship and was introduced to King Neptune
False, but I went into the NYC subway system and I'm pretty sure I met his brother, Pluto.
TNP has flown around the world, just not on one flight.
Semi true. I have flown half way around the world several times via multiple flights each time.
TNP has flown in an aircraft with fewer than 6 seats
True. 4. And inverted!
TNB gets motion sick?
False. The best night's sleep I ever got was during a crossing of the Great Australian Bight in 1980 when HMAS Melbourne was heading into 60 ft swells and taking them green over the flight deck - slept like a baby! Also my first flight in the navy was with an instructor who had a reputation for making new students air sick. We got airborne (in a 2 seater CT-4 trainer aircraft) his "familiarisation" was to point out to various places "that's Area A. B, C, D. want to do some aeros?" He spent an hour throwing the aircraft about in the air, I thoroughly enjoyed it and not a hint of air sickness. He, he...
TNP gets queasy just thinking about that
Quote from: Bluenose on July 10, 2019, 01:37:37 PM
False. The best night's sleep I ever got was during a crossing of the Great Australian Bight in 1980 when HMAS Melbourne was heading into 60 ft swells and taking them green over the flight deck - slept like a baby! Also my first flight in the navy was with an instructor who had a reputation for making new students air sick. We got airborne (in a 2 seater CT-4 trainer aircraft) his "familiarisation" was to point out to various places "that's Area A. B, C, D. want to do some aeros?" He spent an hour throwing the aircraft about in the air, I thoroughly enjoyed it and not a hint of air sickness. He, he...
TNP gets queasy just thinking about that
False, though I'm sure being there I would.
The next person thinks they're better than the next person but will deny that they do.
False, but you never know because I could just be denying it.
TNP would like to have met Abraham Lincoln for a beer and a conversation.
True, I'd like to quiz him on his vampire slaying technique.
The next person, being a right thinking person thinks when they remake Buffy, Magic Serpent Pudding should be the uber evil in series I and Eric V Arachnid, with his spider leg dreads will do for II.
False. They should never remake Buffy. Ever.
TNP does like those spider leg dreads, though.
Just recognized the dreads as a spider today! :-[ Do not like.
TNP thinks that the rest of his outfit is cute, though.
Yeah, but it's not anything that I would wear.
TNP prefers shorts to long pants.
False. I am going to try wearing shorts at the gym. Try...
TNP would like a piano.
True, though I don't know what I would do with it.
TNP would like to take a power nap right now.
False because it's only 10 am, but come 2 pm .........
TNP loathes morning TV.
True as a rule.
TNP likes the smell of pine trees?
True but I'm not sure if this like of mine has been formed by smelling pine trees or artificial pine scented... or just the endless FRESH pine scented commercials.
The next person thinks Jupiter is prettier than both Saturn (talking planets here) and Brian Cox.
Sort of true. The most recent photos of Jupiter have been stunning. But I feel that if we had photos of similar quality of Saturn then Saturn would out shine Jupiter.
TNP thinks Saturn is prettier than Uranus?
False. Uranus has that cool blue.
TNP would be cool with someone giving birth in their car on the way to the hospital.
False, I'd borrow Recusant's Crossfire Hurricane.
The next person has at least three age related defects (I've got a noticeable floater now >:().
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 24, 2019, 01:24:46 PM
False, I'd borrow Recusant's Crossfire Hurricane.
The next person has at least three age related defects (I've got a noticeable floater now >:().
Just flush it away!
The previous person hasn't followed the forms and so for intents and purposes doesn't exist.
True, Follicular desertion, left ear tinnitus, right eye floater
The next person can cut a slice form a block of cheese and not leave it worse than they found it.
False. When I cut the cheese it is always worse.
TNP can do hand stands.
False
TNP has noticed the cheese hackers always try to distract from their intrinsic wrongness with TNP can do impossible things type posts.
True. I've caused people to open the windows in their house in the dead of winter in Idaho when it was below freezing outside. to reduce the effects of said cheese wrongness. A personal best. Most people would say impossible, but not so.
TNP wears orthopedic shoes.
False
TNP agrees Dk Lthng is an insensitive fuck, assuming everybody conforms to his norms.
(https://i.imgur.com/IsURFEJ.png)
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 25, 2019, 03:34:19 PM
False
TNP agrees Dk Lthng is an insensitive fuck, assuming everybody conforms to his norms.
(https://i.imgur.com/IsURFEJ.png)
False: I've never met them or smelled their cheese.
TNP could migrate to mars at any time, but chooses not to.
Quote from: joeactor on July 25, 2019, 07:44:20 PM
TNP could migrate to mars at any time, but chooses not to.
True, I avoid places without air. On that note, TNP would live underwater if they could.
False. If the cheese is cut underwater, there is no filter for the aroma. :o
TNP would buy one of those new battery-powered Jaguar XKEs (actually refurbished old ones, in some cases) if they had the disposable income.
False, unless they're on offer for 75% off and some sales smarm tells me they can't last at this price and I see an add with an old guy driving one past a bunch of bikini girls who swoon as he goes by.
The next person thinks vehicles are much too big and go cart sized vehicles would be much more fun and goat powered should be an option.
True. I want to be a girl racer
TNP has strong opinions on who should play them in the film of their life.
False. They should never make a film about my life. It would flop.
TNP likes seafood pizza.
True. I enjoy most things seafood.
The next person can think of a better question than me.
True, but it's a secret!
TNP is curious about secret questions
True, but like surprise questions even more
TNP would like to be surprised
Quote from: Tom62 on August 05, 2019, 11:51:01 AM
True, but like surprise questions even more
TNP would like to be surprised
Probably not...
TNP has a plan for a brighter tomorrow.
True. My plan is to wake up, as tomorrow is supposed to have sunshine and no clouds.
TNP has a suspicion that he/she was bad in a former life and this is why so many things go wrong now.
It's not a suspicion. I'm sure of it.
TNP prefers green peppers to hot peppers.
True. I don't like food that has been used to torture people.
TNP bites their finger nails.
False.
TNP bites their toenails.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2019, 02:19:18 PM
False.
TNP bites their toenails.
False... but I knew someone who did.
TNP Yearns For A More Floral And Obsequious Lingual Mannerism.
False. I eschewed verbal obfuscation a long time ago.
TNP eats jalapeño peppers like they were candy.
False. I don't mind jalapeños but don't love them.
TNP needs some new clothes.
True. In particular underpants.
TNP is wondering why I need underpants ;D
False, an atheist learns to let the imponderables pass.
TNP thinks the turnip will be the next big thing in units of exchange and is cashing in their bitcoin and buying turnip.
False, electrical banana is going to be a sudden craze, and the very next phase.
TNP wishes that Donovan would make a comeback.
True.
TNP will give the new Donovan album its title.
True
The Universal Consumer
The next is five foot-two and six feet-four
and he finds it hard to find clothes that fit
False, my sizes are in metric values
TNP is taller than 1.8 metre
False, I'm 5'9", just a bit under 1.8 meters. But, like Alice, I can be 10 feet tall at times, if I have the right pill.
TNP thinks the pills that mother gives you don't do anything at all.
True, those were sugar pills.
TNP wants somebody to love.
False, I've got a few and that's enough.
The NP needs somebody to love.
False - wants, needs, likes, etc. - it's all B.S.
TNP would like to travel to the moon when Jeff Bezos says it's safe on his space ship.
False. I want to travel by Star Trek transporter.
TNP knows why I'm up past my normal bed time.
True?
You had coffee too late in the afternoon? :notsure:
TNP prefers to use the name, Lucifer instead of Satan.
False. I prefer Beelzebub
TNP has a devilish grin
True...
(https://media.tenor.com/images/f9066b57d6ac169141389af3314b06f7/tenor.gif)
Of course I have a devilish grin.
Everyone knows that.
TNP loves wine as much as I do and as much as Dave did.
False. I rarely drink wine.
And yes, I had coffee at 1 PM to keep me awake in the afternoon, but it didn't wear off until midnight.
TNP is a John Travolta fan.
Fuuuuck that... He's a terrible actor.
TNP thinks that their phone is smarter than they are.
:lol: Travolta
False. Nophone is smerter thenme.
TNP is enjoying their Sunday off.
False, my wife and I were driving the whole day back from our vacation in Poland. We left at 8 AM and were at 9 PM (with only a one hour break).
TNP also hates long drives.
True.
TNP wants to know why scientists are taking sooooo long to come up with teleportation.
False, I know why, but I'm not telling.
TNP ate too much pizza and drank too much beer today.
False, I don't drink beer and I'm off pizza for a while.
TNP has responded false to something that's true in this thread.
False. Wait, true. :scratch: :shrug:
TNP gets to sort this out.
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/How+i+answer+truefalse+questions+how+i+pass+my+truefalse_1b91cb_3708595.jpg)
TNP feels tired.
True, but it's a good tired.
TNP likes green vegetables.
True, except kale. Kale is the spawn of the devil.
TNP loves hot chilli
Falseish. I really enjoy spicy food but I don't want to suffer the next day.
TNP wished pyjamas were acceptable in public.
Quote from: jumbojak on August 13, 2019, 01:07:54 AM
Falseish. I really enjoy spicy food but I don't want to suffer the next day.
TNP wished pyjamas were acceptable in public.
They are... for me!
TNP can't wait for a truly original movie to come out.
True, I don't like those remakes, reboots, etc.
TNP knows the difference between Holland and the Netherlands.
True, but only after you posed the issue. Holland is North & South Holland, provinces in the Netherlands. Netherlands is the entire country. The largest cities are in Holland.
TNP now wants to eat some Gouda with a glass of red wine, since we've been talking about Holland.
False as I don't eat dairy, nor drink alcohol.
The next person prefers a cold, crisp dill pickle over just about anything else in the world.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/UY5NnctabOECc/giphy.gif)
Look at what the black cat brought us today, "Papasito" Bruno.
Welcome back.
And...
Absolutely, true.
I prefer a cold, crisp dill pickle over just about anything else in the world.
TNP is happy to see Bruno here, again.
True.
TNP knew where he was the whole time.
False. I kept going to the meetings hoping to see his adorable simian face, but he was never there.
TNP needs an umbrella.
True.
To protect me from god's tears of joy that will fall from the sky after he sees Papasito Bruno, posting here again.
:secrets1: Let's not forget that Papasito Bruno, formerly known as, Father Bruno, hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe where he was defrocked for being a Deranged Psychopathic Twinkle Toes.
TNP thinks this just doesn't sound right:
"No. 1 is spend more time on your knees than on the internet,"
--Mike Pence
Quote from: Magdalena on August 14, 2019, 09:10:54 AM
TNP thinks this just doesn't sound right:
"No. 1 is spend more time on your knees than on the internet,"
--Mike Pence
Ye.
Don't see why on your knees is contra to being on the i'net
Knees is the best place to be if you want to catch your seed
The Np knows things it doesn't share.
Not only that, but I share things that I do not know.
TNP swims on a regular basis in the summer.
Yes. Yes. Yes.Yes, and Yes.
TNP if given the option of having to choose either A or B would definitely choose option A because option B would be akin to Water Boarding.
Scenario: Your car stereo is broke, and although JJ has the tools and means to fix it he can only make it work in one of two ways.
A) Plays continuous Christmas music only
B) Plays continuous music by the group ABBA.
Oh, and JJ is really not that good at repairing things, so he also can't figure out how to turn the sound/power off or adjust the volume so if your driving your listening to whatever it plays.
True. After I finished high school, I worked for my uncle for about three months over Christmas and the New Year during which period my cousin was given a cassette player and three ABBA tapes. I still get the quivers when I hear an ABBA song...
TNP would rather pull their own head off than listen to a whole ABBA album
Quote from: Bluenose on August 16, 2019, 07:35:45 AM
True. After I finished high school, I worked for my uncle for about three months over Christmas and the New Year during which period my cousin was given a cassette player and three ABBA tapes. I still get the quivers when I hear an ABBA song...
TNP would rather pull their own head off than listen to a whole ABBA album
False!!! I love ABBA!
TNP is horrified by the fact that ABBA is loved?
True. I don't even like that movie Mamma Mia
TNP is over all this ABBA talk and would much rather listen to Pink Floyd
False, that's an unOztralian attitude.
QuoteWhen I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen.
The Np would like to see Pink Floyd cover some ABBA tunes.
True, and here it is:
"We don't need no ABBA tunes"
"We don't need no Dancing Queen"
"No Mama Mia, or Fernando"
"And especially, no I Have A Dream"
"Hey, DJ, leave them songs alone"
"All in all it's just another Voulez-Vous"
(I guess this is more like Weird Al covering Pink Floyd with an ABBA twist, but close enough.)
TNP fancies himself/herself a song writer.
Sort of true. I could be a good lyricist, depending on your taste in words. One thing I used to do when I rode my bike all over my home town was to make up new lyrics to songs I know. Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again" gets bastardized with "on the toad again", with lines like, "Getting batrachotoxin with my friends, I can't wait to get back on the toad again", etc. Meter is a little off here, I'm recalling that the "getting" had a better fit, but damned if I can remember the old word. It's been years since I've thought about it, same for riding my bike. I got hit by some jerk who was texting but didn't stop. Fortunately it was only the handlebar, but it put me off riding.
TNP has licked a poison toad.
False, but a long dead friend once made tree frog tea. It was an unpleasant experience all the way around.
TNP believes I could at least fix a damn radio.
True, can't everybody? I mean I designed and built my own radio transmitter once and that wasn't hard...
TNP prefers the lovely warm glow of a transmitting tube to the cold hard efficiency of a solid state front end
Quote from: Bluenose on August 16, 2019, 11:38:16 PM
True, can't everybody? I mean I designed and built my own radio transmitter once and that wasn't hard...
TNP prefers the lovely warm glow of a transmitting tube to the cold hard efficiency of a solid state front end
True.
I also prefer the lovely warm glow of a transmitting tube to the cold hard front end. :shifty:
TNP prefers the cold hard efficiency of a solid state front end to the lovely warm glow of a transmitting tube.
True.
The Np envies the days when you could take the back off and go ah ha, that tubes dark, I'll replace it.
The latest Fred Flintstone episode wouldn't be missed, the children would cheer and your wife would bring you a beer.
True.
TNP realises that an old valve (tube) type TV set did not contain any transmitting tubes.
(https://www.radiomuseum.org/images/tubeenvdiag_klein/qqv0640a_usch.png)
This^ circuit has a transmitting tube, a dual beam tetrode
Sure, why not.
TNP believes that if it is on TV, it is factual.
False. Much (not all) of it has some sort of bias in it.
TNP knows that tubes are voltage amplifiers and that transistors are current multipliers.
True and false. Bipolar transistors are current amplifiers and valves are voltage amplifiers but Field Effect Transistors are also voltage amplifiers
TNP says hey, what?
False, clear as day to me.
TNP knows that the metal–oxide–semiconductor field-effect transistor (MOSFET) largely superseded both the bipolar transistor and made it possible to build high-density integrated circuits.
False
The Np has dared eat a wild growing mushroom and might even do it again.
False, I like my mushrooms mushed in a room called a kitchen, by someone who knows the edible ones.
TNP has stopped trying to understand Trump supporters.
True, because it is easy to understand their reasoning.
TNP thinks that the democratic party should move more to the left.
Quote from: Tom62 on August 21, 2019, 09:39:55 PM
True, because it is easy to understand their reasoning.
TNP thinks that the democratic party should move more to the left.
True!
TNP wants to see what a Liberal Dictator would be like.
False. That would just be silly.
TNP enjoys feeling tired.
Partially true. I enjoy feeling sleepy when it's time to go to bed, but not feeling tired when I have things to do.
TNP has adopted the strategy of living paycheck to paycheck, weekend to weekend, and holiday to holiday to endure his/her current job.
False, I've never done the paycheck to paycheck thing, though I've used the weekend to weekend coping mechanism but not currently.
The Np thinks it's time for an ABBA tune.
They're readying lips to sync Loving Me Loving You
False. I've never even hear that tune.
TNP has a copy of every ABBA album published.
False, I have a greatest hits CD. Greatest Hits CD's are much more efficient.
TNP is glad that Autumn is on the way.
False
The Np is glad Spring is on the way feels a bit uneasy that spring seems to be already here.
False. Us northerners are still waiting on summer to end.
TNP wants a big greasy burger and fries. With double extra bacon and Bleu cheese.
False >:(
TNP has never changed a babies diaper!
False, but good Lord how gross!
TNP is glad raising children is in the distant past.
True. Now if I could just get the two youngest out of the nest.
TNP likes grandchildren, though.
True.
TNP agrees that one should skip kids and go straight to grandkids.
True, grandkids are way better than kids, although I love my kids, the grandies are simply a delight!
TNP has not yet had the pleasure of granchildren
True, much to my chagrin.
TNP spoils the shit out of their grandchildren.
True, what else would you expect?
TNP is jealous of all this talk about grand children
Quote from: Bluenose on August 29, 2019, 10:59:11 AM
TNP is jealous of all this talk about grand children
False, I'll get some or I won't
I'd like some before I get old.
The Np knows certain places like the back of their hand though they're not that familiar with the back of their hand.
True. I try not to look at my hand very often. I'm afraid it will slap me.
TNP is afraid or wary about what certain parts of his/her body might do.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on August 29, 2019, 04:29:24 PM
TNP is afraid or wary about what certain parts of his/her body might do.
You mean like melanomas metastasising?
Only a little.
Maybe he meant our penis detaching and going orf to ingratiate its way into a nunnery.
That's an in all ways better interpretation of the question.
The Np knows how to tantalise an ocelot.
Maybe true. I think it involves fish...
TNP prefers white to brown gravy.
True. You do it with no real idea of what you're doing and what's going to happen. Then you blink and it's happened.
TNP likes coffee?
True, I'm a coffee addict and can't live without it.
TNP would rather prefer a cup of tea instead.
False, I'm a double shot espresso man.
TNP prefers a single malt whisky
True. But I stopped drinking a few weeks ago, as it is the quickest way to shed some extra pounds I've gained since retirement. Watch out, Tank. It's a known fact that people often gain weight when they retire.
TNP only drinks blended whiskey. (I know, how original! :shrug: )
False. I can no longer consume alcohol.
TNP is bouncing off the walls for an unknown reason!
False, because Bruno's don't bounce, they skip.
TNP although lamenting the passing of summer is eagerly awaiting a bountiful fall season.
False, Summer is coming.
It's dry though, there's been a peat fire burning for weeks.
Why don't they just put it out?
So the people ask so helicopters and planes are tasked to dump water on it every day.
It's to no effect and still it smoulders.
The fire risk scale goes: None -Low-Moderate- High- Very High- Severe- Extreme- Catastrophic.
Some places have a catastrophic prediction for tomorrow, it was fucking winter last week.
I threw away a metal rod today, part of curtain thing.
5mm x 800m maybe
The Np would have kept it 'cause it could be useful.
It's just sitting in the bin, we could retrieve it.
I'll retrieve it tomorrow.
The Np would have betted on Bruce beating Brad
True. Since I am Bruce, I know that I always beat Brad.
TNP cannot vote in the USA in 2020, but if he/she could, he/she would vote for Poseidon, who has promised to release the Kraken.
False. I live in the US and am registered to vote (and do). I'd support the kraken's run for office directly if the dems put him in the running. Certainly beats the stumbling fool currently infesting the White House. Probably would do less damage, to boot.
oops. ETA: TNP has eaten insects.
True. It wasn't intentional though and I haven ridden a motorcycle in years.
Tnp would like to learn how to sail.
Quote from: jumbojak on October 10, 2019, 02:43:24 PM
Tnp would like to learn how to sail.
False.
TNP Has never told a lie. ::)
False. I'm still alive and married.
TNP still has both parents and all four grand parents alive.
False.
TNP has never picked his/her nose.
You cant say it's the one you were born with. :rofl:
True, at least so far as I am prepared to admit in public...
TNP has eaten frogs legs and snails
Quote from: Bluenose on October 11, 2019, 07:26:52 AM
True, at least so far as I am prepared to admit in public...
TNP has eaten frogs legs and snails
True 'ish. Frogs legs once. Snails well, whelks are just marine snails.
TNP has eaten something, not plants, that was still alive.
True, beer.
The Np knows what to do about the Turkish/Kurdish situation
Every situation.
The following poster was there when everyone started Kung Fu fighting.
True, it was a little bit frightening.
The Nxt is annoyed by all these young complaining people
True. They should spend more time listening to my complaints.
TNP has complaints, but bravely soldiers on and does not express them to anyone.
False. You have to do what you're good at, and I'm good at complaining.
TNP is not very good at deciding a good tip amount.
False, I'm very good at that and have exacting standards. If I stand up and order at the counter and pick it up myself - 10%; If I stand up and order at the counter but they bring it to me - 15%; if it's a full sit-down service - 20%; if the waiter is over the top good - maybe up to 25%.
TNP has had a full 8 course meal at a Michelin 3 Star Restaurant.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on October 11, 2019, 04:35:05 PM
TNP has had a full 8 course meal at a Michelin 3 Star Restaurant.
False.
TNP Isn't wearing a watch at this moment.
True.
TNP has flown supersonically
False
TNP is retired
True. It's weird!!!
TNP wishes they were retired.
Quote from: Tank on October 11, 2019, 08:52:41 PM
True. It's weird!!!
TNP wishes they were retired.
I am, and its
GREAT!
TNP. . .Has never had a wet dream. :blush:
Lamentably True
The Next could easily feed 13 dwarves if they came knocking.
True
The next doesn't need a bosom for a pillow
true. i have a large bag of buckwheat hulls instead.
the next poster haz witnessed an aircraft midair collision.
False (unless seeing it in a movie counts).
TNP has the gene for appreciating cilantro (some people experience it as tasting like soap)!
True, Coriander tastes fine to me.
TNP has been charged with a criminal offence and acquitted?
False. I'll leave it to you whether I have never been charged, or always acquitted...
TNP really likes to have a piece of Roquefort (or blue cheese of your choice) with a dram of single malt whisky
true
although i d go with stilton over roquefort, and a good rye as a first choice
the next poster has nevrr jumped between two ships at sea
True. I jumped ship at the pier- it's much safer.
TNP has had to use the safety chute during a jump.
False. I had to climb up a rock once when I was young, on a steep slope. That's about it.
TNP has never met a girl on the Eiffel tower (fyi with mutual interest).
True. I was too young to care about girls at the time. Also, my family never went up the tower but we were beside it.
TNP loves playing Twister while intoxicated (choice of anything which gets you this way is yours).
False. Twister while intoxicated will only make me more likely to vomit on my friends.
TNP is ready for a long road trip through the desert.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 13, 2020, 01:15:19 AM
False. Twister while intoxicated will only make me more likely to vomit on my friends.
TNP is ready for a long road trip through the desert.
True/False. I have a prospective purchase of a truck that is in Oregon, and I am in southern California. It would be in and out of desert on the drive to/from.
TNP has a truck (or two).
true.
i have six trucks. but i dont own an airplane. but i would like a 1941 piper super cub. beautiful machine.
the next poster doesnt own an airplane either
True. However, I'd thought about learning to fly and getting a pilot's license. I owned various versions of Microsoft's Flight Simulator and bought a flight yoke.
The next person has played Flight Simulator.
True, I played the 1984 Flight Simulator 2.0 version for approx. one hour and hated it because I kept crashing the plane. Never played it since.
TNP loves telecommuting
Quote from: Tom62 on June 13, 2020, 08:48:49 PM
True, I played the 1984 Flight Simulator 2.0 version for approx. one hour and hated it because I kept crashing the plane. Never played it since.
TNP loves telecommuting
It feels a little odd, like I'm retired when I'm actually not retired.
TNP has retired.
True. But if I could have telecommuted, I would have worked until full retirement age.
TNP loves their job.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 13, 2020, 11:18:49 PM
True. But if I could have telecommuted, I would have worked until full retirement age.
TNP loves their job.
True, even with all the frustrating setbacks. Not too fond of the side hustle, though.
TNP has a side hustle.
False. I have nothing going on the side. I don't even have a job.
The next person brews beer.
False: But as I now have time and space you never know :drink:
TNP: Is generally happy at the moment.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
True!
TNP knows a famous priest or holy man.
Quote from: joeactor on June 16, 2020, 05:02:43 PM
True!
TNP knows a famous priest or holy man.
True.
I knew 2 of them. Did my first communion with both of them and then, they were killed. :(
Father Rutilio Grande and
Archbishop Óscar Arnulfo Romero.
QuoteRutilio Grande GarcÃa was a Jesuit priest in El Salvador. He was assassinated in 1977, along with two other Salvadorans. He was the first priest assassinated before the civil war started and a close friend of Archbishop Óscar Arnulfo Romero.
QuoteÓscar Arnulfo Romero y Galdámez (15 August 1917 – 24 March 1980) was a prelate of the Catholic Church in El Salvador who served as the fourth Archbishop of San Salvador. He spoke out against poverty, social injustice, assassinations, and torture amid a growing war between left-wing and right-wing forces.[3] In 1980, Romero was assassinated while celebrating Mass in the chapel of the Hospital of Divine Providence. Though no one was ever convicted for the crime.
TNP doesn't even know where El Salvador is on a map.
Quote from: Magdalena on June 16, 2020, 07:36:46 PM
Quote from: joeactor on June 16, 2020, 05:02:43 PM
True!
TNP knows a famous priest or holy man.
True.
I knew 2 of them. Did my first communion with both of them and then, they were killed. :(
Father Rutilio Grande and
Archbishop Óscar Arnulfo Romero.
QuoteRutilio Grande GarcÃa was a Jesuit priest in El Salvador. He was assassinated in 1977, along with two other Salvadorans. He was the first priest assassinated before the civil war started and a close friend of Archbishop Óscar Arnulfo Romero.
QuoteÓscar Arnulfo Romero y Galdámez (15 August 1917 – 24 March 1980) was a prelate of the Catholic Church in El Salvador who served as the fourth Archbishop of San Salvador. He spoke out against poverty, social injustice, assassinations, and torture amid a growing war between left-wing and right-wing forces.[3] In 1980, Romero was assassinated while celebrating Mass in the chapel of the Hospital of Divine Providence. Though no one was ever convicted for the crime.
TNP doesn't even know where El Salvador is on a map.
True... but I know where it's at now.
Very tragic tales for both priests. My condolences, Mags.
...
TNP Wants To Go Walkies.
No, but my dog does. Hard luck, hound, it's raining.
TNP doesn't like rain.
False. I enjoy listening to it rain and on a hot day it feels nice.
TNP enjoys accordion music.
Some of it, sure.
TNP also likes Weird Al.
Yes, he is hilarious
TNP wears a mask in public
True. I made it myself :)
TNP hasn't even got a mask?
falze
my wife makez em
i may switch to a paper sack with eyeholez if the government of my country embarasses me any more
the next poster has eaten live invertebrates
True. We probably all have without knowing it.
TNP has knowingly eaten live invertebrates.
Quote from: Tank on June 20, 2020, 11:03:22 AM
True. We probably all have without knowing it.
TNP has knowingly eaten live invertebrates.
True. When I was a kid I ate an ant to see what it tastes like. I do not recommend eating ants.
TNP thinks people eating more bugs and less beef would be good for the planet.
True, if it's Bugs Bunny. ;D
TNP is horrified that I'd eat a (real, cooked) rabbit.
just az an azide, antz taste like hot sauce, because of the formic acid.
when my number three son waz about six, i offered him five dollars to eat a live earthworm, or ten dollars to eat three of them. he opted for the five
i still have the photographs somswhere
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 20, 2020, 02:23:20 PM
True, if it's Bugs Bunny. ;D
TNP is horrified that I'd eat a (real, cooked) rabbit.
False. I've eaten rabbit before so it wouldn't bother me.
TNP has tasted blood.
True. I stab myself 4 or 5 times a day.
TNP has tasted somebody else's blood.
False: No vampire tendencies here.
TNP has never flown a kite.
Quote from: Randy on June 26, 2020, 04:50:27 PM
False: No vampire tendencies here.
TNP has never flown a kite.
False! I am the only person I have ever heard of that has broken a bone (in my wrist) while flying a kite! >:(
TNP laughed when the read that.
true
i laughed at you.
the next poster is the only person around here besides me who has sprained his ankle trying to put on his boots
False.
We've experienced discomfort with those pull on type boots though.
Ah! don't mention those pull on type boots.
Sorry
It's too late you've mentioned them already.
The next right thinking person (or thing or whatever, I never understood why this thread was so insular) agrees that people that prefer boots sans laces deserve to be put on a list, and know that by answering false they will go on the list.
So if they answer "False they don't know they're on the list?
Obviously, we don't want them knowing they're on the list
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 13, 2020, 01:04:53 PM
False.
We've experienced discomfort with those pull on type boots though.
Ah! don't mention those pull on type boots.
Sorry
It's too late you've mentioned them already.
The next right thinking person (or thing or whatever, I never understood why this thread was so insular) agrees that people that prefer boots sans laces deserve to be put on a list, and know that by answering false they will go on the list.
So if they answer "False they don't know they're on the list?
Obviously, we don't want them knowing they're on the list
:computerwave: :welcomeback:
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 13, 2020, 01:04:53 PM
The next right thinking person (or thing or whatever, I never understood why this thread was so insular) agrees that people that prefer boots sans laces deserve to be put on a list, and know that by answering false they will go on the list.
So if they answer "False they don't know they're on the list?
Obviously, we don't want them knowing they're on the list
True, and they'd none of them be missed!
The next person always likes a bit of a G&S reference
False, I liked it but can't commit to always liking it.
The next has too many shoes and yet could be easily convinced to buy more and is hence what is wrong with the world.
False for me, true for my wife.
TNP is contemplating moving to a different part of the world.
True.
TNP can give me a good recommendation on a country.
holy shit
the most exotic place in the world to move, if exotic is what you want, is sri lanka. i recommend it
beautiful weather, spectacular scenery, not expensive. some political issues recently with the tamil tigers and the anti-christians, but otherwise a gem. you can even visit a cutting of the tree under which the buddha received enlightenment
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.orangesmile.com%2Fextreme%2Fimg%2Fmain%2Fbodhi-tree_2.jpg&hash=7deda604351248f98a48f22b2d8df5fd00440eff)
there's a cutting of ^^^this cutting in singapore. i think i still have a leaf pressed into an encyclopedia somewhere.
the next poster has never walked into an elevator and wondered whether it would fall after the doors closed
True, I think.
The next will be at the ceremony where we bury Bluenoses toe in expectation that one day it will grow into a giant Bluenose, bigger, much bigger than Billy's Buddha tree.
Bluenose is fine with that, so long as it's only his toe that they're burying!
TNP still has all their parts as delivered by the manufacturer.
False. I had my appendix taken out some years ago.
TNP Had their appendix removed.
True, I don't remember what they wanted it for, a reason probably.
They put it back though, when they'd done what they needed if for.
The next does not have a dishwasher and knows that god puts a demerit against the names of those that do.
It sounds like you're promulgating god's view when it's your personal view.
It's a traditional thing Green, you wouldn't understand, it's OK, God's OK with it.
I'm OK with it.
See
Ye, OK.
True
TNP has an allergy.
True. I am allergic to all citrus fruits. :(
TNP can replace valves for a shower.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 25, 2020, 01:45:11 AM
TNP can replace valves for a shower.
True. I have done it on a couple of occasions.
TNP feels they could carry out any task given the right tools and instructions?
Quote from: Tank on October 30, 2020, 08:12:41 AM
TNP feels they could carry out any task given the right tools and instructions?
But of course. No false modesty here! :rofl:
TNP doesn't like marzipan
True, this person does not like marzipan.
As a kid I saw these impressive cakes and I was filled with desire.
One day a slice of cake was mine, it was so bitterly disappointing.
The next has also been disappointed by an aspect of the marriage.
Ye, my role is subservient to a self declared idiot
The next has stoicly waited at the appropriate distance whilst the afore has fondled every avocado.
False. I'm rarely stoic, especially not in the presence of other people.
TNP wears a mask during sex.
False. I don't.
TNP enjoys walking.
Partially true. I enjoy walking to the refrigerator to get ice for my booze.
EN were you thinking of Zorro? Or perhaps using a mask during the Covid times, for the purpose of practicing safe sex.
TNP has never planted a Sunflower.
Quote from: Icarus on May 19, 2021, 07:07:54 PM
Partially true. I enjoy walking to the refrigerator to get ice for my booze.
EN were you thinking of Zorro? Or perhaps using a mask during the Covid times, for the purpose of practicing safe sex.
TNP has never planted a Sunflower.
True, never planted a sunflower. No, I was not thinking of Zorro, but I do like to wear a black cape and sport a long sword during the deed.
TNP is eating out at least 3 times a week now that restrictions are loosening.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 19, 2021, 09:29:54 PM
Quote from: Icarus on May 19, 2021, 07:07:54 PM
Partially true. I enjoy walking to the refrigerator to get ice for my booze.
EN were you thinking of Zorro? Or perhaps using a mask during the Covid times, for the purpose of practicing safe sex.
TNP has never planted a Sunflower.
True, never planted a sunflower. No, I was not thinking of Zorro, but I do like to wear a black cape and sport a long sword during the deed.
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Witch hunters used to like to wear a black cape and sport a long sword.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 19, 2021, 09:29:54 PM
TNP is eating out at least 3 times a week now that restrictions are loosening.
False.
I'm not
that rich.
:reading:
TNP agrees that Piriformis is a pain in the butt.
QuoteTNP agrees that Piriformis is a pain in the butt.
Yes indeed...reminds me of this quote: "Before physical therapy, I was a pain in the butt"-
PiriformisTNP agrees wholeheartedly that individuals who slam microwave doors shut every single fucking time they shut them deserve an eternity in hell. (A hell run by Kats and Nuns)
Well, as someone who does not believe in eternal hell, maybe not that extreme. But a few years? ....... Unnecessary loud noises are quite irritating.
TNP drank more alcohol last year than in any previous year.
More booze than in previous years??? A distinct possibility.
About the noise: did you know that there is an affliction called Misophonia? that is an emotional disturbance caused by repetitive noises, like someone clicking his pen repeatedly, or someone who smacks their lips while eating or a variety of other repetitive sounds that make annoy us, sometimes to the extent of physically harming the perpetrator. We could start a whole 'nother thread about that sort of thing......never mind.
In my case it is the #^*@! church across the street from my house. Every freaking time they have a service or extra event,(frequently) the drumming sounds of the deep jungle begins 30 minutes before the sheeple are called inside. Halleleua the drumming then ceases. . I have no idea why that is so essential a part of their being. It annoys the shit outta me and to a lesser extent,some of my neighbors. I just have to go across the street for a consultation with the preacher person.
TNP has never been attracted to the sport of sailing.
True. Sailing seems like too much work.
The next person thinks that Canadian abomination known as curling should be punishable by death, unless the players are Swedish women in bikinis.
Having some difficulty imagining scantily dressed Swedish women sweeping ice with a broom.....Hmnnn! I think that i might like that vision.
TNP has never played Ukelei in a symphony orchestra.
True. Do they even have a ukulele in an orchestra?
TNP would suck a peeled lemon for $10?
True, I could buy some tequila with my $10, or maybe cervasa, or gin or something..
TNP doesn't claim to be an expert but knows that their local pandemic controllers are getting it wrong and knows they know better and could do it better.
True. Being from Texas, it would be hard to get it worse. I'd have to be from Florida or Arizona.
TNP is a Pinball Wizard.
False: Pinball machines were poker/slot machines for children, foolish children who didn't appreciate the value of the coins they were putting in the stupid things.
With the demise of physical money, coins and notes, TNP worries about the next generation of bean counters. They ask, how they can they later intuit the intangible without first embracing the tangible in their early years?
False: I do not worry about bean counters past, present or future.
TNP has had sex butt naked in a field.
true.
i havent a clue how my kids are going to live in a world which is frankly imaginary in so many ways. but then i remember that paper money is not really very much different from bit coin. so i dont know.
the next poster has never picked up a toad and immeciately had his fingers washed by said batrachian
oops
true
jumped the gun. i cannot even list all the placed i have had butt naked sex in. tbese days i mostly just attempt to have sex in those places, and my lovely wife laughs at me
the next poster has never had sex in a tree
True. I have never had sex in a tree. Under it but not in it.
The next person has owned an aircraft.
Um...does a Heavy-Duty Authentic Amish-Made Corn Broom count as an aircraft? :notsure:
TNP doesn't like texting.
True. I have this big mitts and fingers that make typing on that tiny keyboard a problem. I have a pen that I use as a stylus, but TBH, that isn't the sort of data rate that I have any interest in. Talking is way faster. I think that there is an app that converts talk to text. I've been meaning to look into that.
Hmm. TNP has acrophobia.
I must be three TNPs cause I have never had sex in a tree, dislike texting, and have acrophobia. Back in the day I walked high steel with no qualms. One day I came to my senses and will not climb a ladder taller than six feet
TNP has toenail fungus. Large toes only.
Quote from: Magdalena on July 22, 2021, 12:42:15 AM
Um...does a Heavy-Duty Authentic Amish-Made Corn Broom count as an aircraft? :notsure:
It does if you are a witch.
Quote from: Icarus on July 23, 2021, 04:05:29 AM
TNP has toenail fungus. Large toes only.
True, right big toe. Working on getting rid of it.
TNP has gout in at least one big toe.
Negatory
The following poster can't dance because of their 2 left feet.
False. I have the correct orientation of feet. Can I dance? People seem to like to watch me dance. They laugh a lot.
The person after me has Phobophobia?
False. I have Demosphobia.
TNP has been to Mars and has set up secret colonies on its two small moons, where TNP plans to start a new race of beings who will invade Earth.
False. I've only been to Uranus.
The following poster had some special time with a remarkably famous person.
True.
TNP has an empty autograph book.
Quote from: No one on July 26, 2021, 08:48:59 PM
False. I've only been to Uranus.
This warrants a special reply: False, had you been there, you would not have survived the toxic gases.
Quote from: Tank on July 26, 2021, 09:29:41 PM
True.
TNP has an empty autograph book.
False, I have no autograph book at all.
TNP has photographic evidence that he/she has been with a famous rock star.
False, the closest I was with a famous person was in an elevator with David Coulthard in Antalya.
TNP doesn't like F1 races
fslse. the skill displayed in the racing at that level is astounding.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DvEundZCuHAw&ved=2ahUKEwjU_Y_5l4TyAhXbbc0KHTbCC2oQo7QBegQIChAE&usg=AOvVaw3lulWJa9-WKj2dyJJUM_U7
the next poster has looked over the edge of a very very high building and then went and got something to throw off
Quote from: billy rubin on July 27, 2021, 10:26:55 PM
fslse. the skill displayed in the racing at that level is astounding.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DvEundZCuHAw&ved=2ahUKEwjU_Y_5l4TyAhXbbc0KHTbCC2oQo7QBegQIChAE&usg=AOvVaw3lulWJa9-WKj2dyJJUM_U7
the next poster has looked over the edge of a very very high building and then went and got something to throw off
True, About this time last year I looked over the side of my very very high building and saw a zombie, better dressed than most, so I dropped a weighty L-Z lever arch file, knocked it flat.
Shortly after I lowered myself to the ground through a system of pulleys and ropes this iteration of zombies just go errrrrr at. Just as I had at least every third day, for the last five years, since the apocalypse, to scavenge, and perhaps, maybe, maybe, find another untainted human.
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" I don't believe that, I don't believe Einstein believed that.
As I approached my latest downed zombie I faintly hear the Lou Reed – Rock 'n' Roll Animal version of Sweet Jane, ... it's coming from some fallen headphones, attached to an 80s style walkmen. There's Douglas Adams books spilled out of a back pack
TNP is a responsible citizen.
True, I am a citizen who is responsible for many crimes, mistakes, goofs, and stupid decisions. I accept my responsibility, but will not admit to any specifics in a court of law or public opinion.
TNP thinks everyone should be vaccinated, allowing for only limited exemptions.
False, Vac 'em all, fk exemptions
TNP thinks they should grow something, for the good of the Earth and such, but probably wont.
True,...I've been thinking of growing balls for all of the conservatives I know, but it's a lot of work so I probably won't do it. :(
(I'm guilty of procrastination at times :shhh:)
TNP loves Horchata! :love:
True, but not as much as its cousin, Rumchata.
TNP knows at least 3 unknown unknowns.
true
iknow what happened to judge crater, i know whether aleister crowley was serious, and i know the true story of the Leatherwood God. but i dont know why myfuel card wont work at 0500 in nowhere pennsylvania.
tnp can explain why my fuel card doesnt work.
True. It's broken
TNP feels like some single malt with a tasty bit of Roquefort on the side
False, I lack the ability to empathise with liquids, though I've tried.
I do understand the feeling of disgruntlement your Roquefort feels.
TNP knows why the tree said dig.
True: The tree that is called the Dig Tree is called that because William Brahe carved the word 'dig' on the tree to indicate that he'd buried something under the tree. But a jolly swagman found the tree and dug up the booty, and bought a whole herd of jumbucks with it. If you listen to his ghost at the billabong, you'll hear this story.
TNP has, in fact, come waltzin' matilda.
Maybe kind of true in a way. When I went to Texas I had no job (or apartment) lined up and was in search of one. Does a U-Haul attached to a tiny Mazda pickup count as a Matilda carried over my back? ;)
TNP has lived at sea for several months.
I lived close to the sea, but not at sea
TNP hasn't seen a single Tokyo Olympic event
true. the last olympic event i watched on a television set was mary lou retton getting a 10.
tnp will post an image of hisor her favorite tattoo
True
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTYzOTgyNjk1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjMwMjI1OQ@@._V1_.jpg)
TNP has heard the "Climate change report from IPCC a 'code red for humanity" and was somewhat perturbed but that concern has been supplanted by thoughts of what they'll have for lunch.
False. I didn't hear the report nor did I enjoy my lunch.
TNP thinks it is OK to put unvaccinated or politicaly unwanted people in camps.
Quote from: Tom62 on August 11, 2021, 05:12:22 AM
False. I didn't hear the report nor did I enjoy my lunch.
TNP thinks it is OK to put unvaccinated or politicaly unwanted people in camps.
Quotepoliticaly unwanted people
(https://c.tenor.com/I6pGbe2nMsIAAAAM/mask-hide.gif)
Quote from: Tom62 on August 11, 2021, 05:12:22 AM
False. I didn't hear the report nor did I enjoy my lunch.
TNP thinks it is OK to put unvaccinated or politicaly unwanted people in camps.
False, but I think it's OK to keep the unvaccinated out of ERs (they made their bed, they can lie in it). As far as politically unwanted people, that would be all of us, as someone doesn't want us no matter who we are.
TNP prefers bourbon over Scotch.
False, even though there are some great bourbons on the market, nothing beats an 25 years old Islay single malt.
TNP rather sticks to wine or beer.
False, as I no longer drink (Coming up on 8 years sober) However. When I did drink I simply loved IPA's. My first taste of one was a Bass Pale Ale,...ah. I loved that Red Triangle that was Burton-Upon-Trent.
I used to hang out at one of the first bars in my area which had Bass on tap, in fact I still have one of their mugs at home as a souvenir.
Here in Michigan we had a large influx of small craft brewery's, and single and double IPA's are some of their biggest sellers. My favorite was Bell's Hopslam, which only was produced in small batches once a year using six different varieties of hops, it's 10 ABV!! (Michigan now grows a ton of hops)
I would order one or two cases when they came out and only drink on special occasions.
Another brewery here in Michigan now sells alcohol free Hops water, which I absolutely love. It doesn't pretend to be a beer, but you do still get to enjoy that rich hop taste...yummy!
TNP preferes to get high rather than drunk. 8)
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 12, 2021, 07:14:52 PM
False, as I no longer drink (Coming up on 8 years sober) However. When I did drink I simply loved IPA's. My first taste of one was a Bass Pale Ale,...ah. I loved that Red Triangle that was Burton-Upon-Trent.
I used to hang out at one of the first bars in my area which had Bass on tap, in fact I still have one of their mugs at home as a souvenir.
Here in Michigan we had a large influx of small craft brewery's, and single and double IPA's are some of their biggest sellers. My favorite was Bell's Hopslam, which only was produced in small batches once a year using six different varieties of hops, it's 10 ABV!! (Michigan now grows a ton of hops)
I would order one or two cases when they came out and only drink on special occasions.
Another brewery here in Michigan now sells alcohol free Hops water, which I absolutely love. It doesn't pretend to be a beer, but you do still get to enjoy that rich hop taste...yummy!
TNP preferes to get high rather than drunk. 8)
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I'm High on Jesus. That's the only drug I need.
* You believe me, right?
(https://c.tenor.com/ClyMemj93gAAAAAC/to-be-continued-snoop-dogg.gif)
TNP thinks Ezekiel smoked the burning bush before he started writing his story.
False. It was Moses smoking the burning bush. Ezekiel was chomping on 'shrooms down by the river.
TNP has waited for the opportunity to say something on this thread for over a year, but never found the right opportunity.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on August 12, 2021, 09:45:58 PM
False. It was Moses smoking the burning bush. Ezekiel was chomping on 'shrooms down by the river.
TNP has waited for the opportunity to say something on this thread for over a year, but never found the right opportunity.
QuoteFalse. It was Moses smoking the burning bush. Ezekiel was chomping on 'shrooms down by the river.
You would know that, wouldn't you? You are probably an eyewitness.
:reading:
:P
TNP who has waited for the opportunity to say something on this thread for over a year, but never found the right opportunity to do so thinks today is the day.
;)
False, as I don't wait for shit damnit!! 8)
TNP has been caught "Playing with themselves" (If ya' know what I mean), and is willing to share the experience with the rest of us here.
True. When I was younger I bought both the red and blue Pokemon GB cartridges so that I could collect all the pokemon without relying on trading with friends and family. My younger brother found out when I was playing both his and my GameBoy at the same time to make my Pokemon trades. If you know what I mean.
TNP, rarely knows what they mean when a person says "if you know what I mean."
Quote from: Davin on August 13, 2021, 09:04:12 PM
True. When I was younger I bought both the red and blue Pokemon GB cartridges so that I could collect all the pokemon without relying on trading with friends and family. My younger brother found out when I was playing both his and my GameBoy at the same time to make my Pokemon trades. If you know what I mean.
TNP, rarely knows what they mean when a person says "if you know what I mean."
True. :lol:
I was gonna talk about me playing solitaire.
TNP still uses a VCR.
True. I use VCRs to drop out of hotel windows and scare people. Highest and best use.
TNP has a plan to cure the homeless problem in inner cities, and the plan does not involve poison, guns, or castration.
Where the fun in that!?
True, though, my solution involves buses and border crossings.
TNP is going to provide the buses and fuel.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
False. I was going to provide the busses and fuel, but last night my Bus and Fuel Warehouse mysteriously disappeared. I think China stole it.
TNP thinks decaf coffee is a contradiction in terms and believes that people who drink it should be slapped up side the head.
true and false. decafe coffee is an abomination and proof that satan reigns on tbis earth. i will let him do the slapping.
the next poster belives that you cannot make fried eggs without garlic in the oil
False.
TNP thinks calling an adult significant other/love interest "baby" is weird and is only excusable in very good songs.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on September 07, 2021, 12:56:03 PM
False.
TNP thinks calling an adult significant other/love interest "baby" is weird and is only excusable in very good songs.
False.
When you're not married, the words: husband/wife are off-limits. Besides, my
Papi Chulo loves to be called
papasito. :reading:
TNP
Calls their significant other, "my pumpkin".
False, she would think I was calling her fat, which would result in her smashing a pumpkin over my head.
TNP thinks the band "Smashing Pumpkins" should be charged with destruction of property.
False, however. I do think Pete Townsend from The Who should be charged with destruction of property. He's smashed a lot of guitars during his career.
TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 8)
:-*
Quote from: Magdalena on September 07, 2021, 06:50:27 PM
False.
When you're not married, the words: husband/wife are off-limits. Besides, my Papi Chulo loves to be called papasito. :reading:
True, but I would be afraid to say anything contrary to Mags, since I know the power of her spells.
TNP would make a horrible survivalist if the Apocalypse happened today.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 08, 2021, 12:37:47 AM
True, but I would be afraid to say anything contrary to Mags, since I know the power of her spells.
(https://c.tenor.com/_0AGcJvL5QYAAAAM/jim-halpert-face.gif)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 08, 2021, 12:37:47 AM
TNP would make a horrible survivalist if the Apocalypse happened today.
True! True! True!
I was thinking about this today!
This is trippy.
Anyways...
TNP
Can't cook. Doesn't enjoy it, doesn't want to learn either.
false
i subsist on canned fish, dried meat, hard cheese and water all week living in a truck.
when i get back to the house i stir fry all the vegetables there are, or make curry, or saute mushrooms and tofu, or make cornbread, or do pancakes for any body who wakes up when i do. or i make soup. or cook up lentils. or try to make chapattis and fail, agsin. or lay a dried squid over the burner until its toasty. or cook up some buckwheat noodles with ginger and wasabi.
plus i drink a bottle of jet fuel but dont eat the worm.
for dinner tonight i hsd canned fish.
:(
anyway, the NP has woken up at least once with their infant offspring barfing on the back of their neck
False. But I was pushing my eldest son in a swing as an infant and he puked on my face. :lol:
I actually cook dinner about 360 days a year. I cook to subsist; that gourmet stuff is for someone who wants to invest the time, and cares. Decent food is good enough, I don't need to have an orgasm while eating it.
TNP has seen something enter the atmosphere from space. (An observation- I was on my way to work in the wee dark hours one time and saw a light that was very slowly descending. After awhile, I realized that I was not far off the reentry path of a meteorite. No biggy, it reached the ground before it hit me.
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 07, 2021, 07:49:31 PM
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TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 8)
:-*
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Sorry.
Please.
Continue.
:reading:
Quote from: Magdalena on September 08, 2021, 01:53:09 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 07, 2021, 07:49:31 PM
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TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 8)
:-*
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Sorry.
Please.
Continue.
:reading:
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Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 08, 2021, 02:42:09 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 08, 2021, 01:53:09 AM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on September 07, 2021, 07:49:31 PM
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TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 8)
:-*
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Sorry.
Please.
Continue.
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:hahaha...no:
There are only two types of papasitos. Allow me to illustrate...
Papasito Bruno:
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My papasito:
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TNP thinks I should be extremely flattered that Mag's "Papi Chulo" likes to be called Papasito!! 8)
:-*
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Sorry.
Please.
Continue.
:reading:
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:hahaha...no:
There are only two types of papasitos. Allow me to illustrate...
Papasito Bruno:
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My papasito:
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RC trounces them both!
All day, every day.
To get us back on track:
Everything above is false.
TNP is more of an uncola person.
Dr. Pepper says I shouldn't keep a tab.
The following poster realizes I'm freaking hilarious! (But looks aren't everything)
False
As the 20th anniversary of 9/11 is nigh, TNP isn't surprised at all that the self-important asshole leaders of the time still show no remorse for their stupid useless wasteful wars.
True, I am not surprised.
TNP is surprised, however, that someone hasn't harnessed stupidity and hypocrisy as a renewable energy resource to power society.
False, but I'm actually more disappointed that someone hasn't been able to harness stupid, hypocrisy and ignorance as a renewable source of energy, as the US alone could easily create and meet the demands for the entire planet.
TNP is happy they are removing the statue of Robert E. Lee in Richmond VA. (I know my Great, great Grandfather who was wounded at Gettysburg would be leading the cheers!)
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True. I was in Richmond two months ago and saw the statue of Lee. It was completely defaced and vandalized - a deserving end to an undeserving man. It is time to get over the Civil War and move on toward a society that is based on equality, liberty and justice.
TNP still has faith that the ideals of equality, freedom, justice and democracy can be achieved in this nation, despite the current shitshow.
True, though I wouldn't call it faith, and it's going to be a drunkard's walk to get there. I'm almost finished reading Steven Pinker's "Better Angels of our Nature", and he makes a good case for the lessening of violence over the centuries. Notwithstanding what the world looks like atm.
TNP likes rock and roll.
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Quote from: Dark Lightning on September 08, 2021, 01:27:47 AM
False. But I was pushing my eldest son in a swing as an infant and he puked on my face. :lol:
that qualifies
true. i like rock and roll. not all of it tho. they tell me it never forgets.
the next poster will pm me and demand the contact information for this fabulous opportunity:
Attn: Dear Beneficiary,
this is to bring to your notice with the recent un meeting and 8th
national assembly meeting that held at cotonou, capital of benin
republic with committees on debt reconciliation and scam victims
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transfer through the western union, online bank transfer and Money
Gram Money Transfer network and inefficient banking systems in Benin
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into an ATM MASTER CARD and We paid the activation fees and the
delivery fees of the ATM Card to you, We paid it because the ATM Card
worth of $7.2M which have been registered for delivery this morning
has only 14 days to expire in the custody of the DHL Express Courier
Company and when it expires, the money will go back into Federal
Government treasury account as abandoned property.
Meanwhile, we agreed up that the delivery of your $7.2M compensation
funds in ATM CARD package will take place Tomorrow morning. Now I want
you to contact Dr Luis Timo for the Delivery with your present
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informed to re-confirm your following information.
Your Full Name,Your Address,and Mobile Numbers,
Be clearly informed that the delivery fees and the company
registration charges has been officially paid, but We did not pay
their official keeping fees since they refused, they refused because
they do not know when you are going to contact them. Contact Dr Luis
Timo below.
Quote from: billy rubin on September 08, 2021, 11:32:59 PM
true. i like rock and roll. not all of it tho. they tell me it never forgets.
the next poster will pm me and demand the contact information for this fabulous opportunity:
Attn: Dear Beneficiary,
this is to bring to your notice with the recent un meeting and 8th
national assembly meeting that held at cotonou, capital of benin
republic with committees on debt reconciliation and scam victims
compensation office. It is because of the impossibility of your fund
transfer through the western union, online bank transfer and Money
Gram Money Transfer network and inefficient banking systems in Benin
Republic. we have credited your total sum of $7.2M compensation funds
into an ATM MASTER CARD and We paid the activation fees and the
delivery fees of the ATM Card to you, We paid it because the ATM Card
worth of $7.2M which have been registered for delivery this morning
has only 14 days to expire in the custody of the DHL Express Courier
Company and when it expires, the money will go back into Federal
Government treasury account as abandoned property.
...
:rofl:
False.
It is very tempting, but it's just for you, Kevin. :lol:
TNP
Just like I, wonders when
Davin is gonna come play with us. Again. :chin:
False, all it requires to bring Davin back is to make a conservative anti leftish statement.
TNP thinks that Biden is remotely controlled by Obama
False, not only is he not controlled by anyone, he apparently doesn't listen to much advice, as the withdrawal from Afghanistan showed. He could have done a better job on that. But I'm glad he got out.
TNP feels in his/her soul that it is time for a Covid vaccine booster shot.
Quote from: Tom62 on September 09, 2021, 05:21:15 PM
False, all it requires to bring Davin back is to make a conservative anti leftish statement.
...
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:grin:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 09, 2021, 06:05:56 PM
False, not only is he not controlled by anyone, he apparently doesn't listen to much advice, as the withdrawal from Afghanistan showed. He could have done a better job on that. But I'm glad he got out.
TNP feels in his/her soul that it is time for a Covid vaccine booster shot.
False.
I don't have a soul. ::)
TNP is gonna go see the new Matrix 4 movie in December.
False, however. I will be seeing the new Dune Movie in October!!!
TNP has read the book "Dune" more than once. (Bonus points if you've read the entire series more than once 8))
True, I've read it twice. I have the complete series on my Kindle but have read
only the first two books.
TNP works in a matrix organisational structure
absolutely stinking true.
i have three bosses who are equal partners, i am leased out to two different companies at once, my broker is an idiot savant, and evrrybody is in charge all at once.
but i am the pnly one who lnows how to legally load a truck and i drive 500 miles a day so they leave me alone.
TNP has had an out of body experience
True, and it is difficult to describe. To the person experiencing it, it is impossible to determine if it is all in your head or really happening.
TNP is getting ready to watch some football this weekend.
False. I don't watch sports anymore. I think the last time I watched even a part of football game was on Thanksgiving about 5 years ago. It's difficult because at our office that's all they do, and all they talk about, College football!
My coworkers all went to Big Football schools, like Notre Dame, Michigan State, U of Michigan, Ohio State, University of Texas...when I get into the office on Monday mornings I put my headphones on so I don't have to listen to the "Game-Talk" all morning.
One of the benefits last year working remotely was not having to get asked, "Did you catch the game last night?". Now that we are back in the office, I will once again dread this question as I fully admit that I don't carry my weight in the company of men since I don't watch or discuss sports.
TNP has seen the light!
(Mr. Bruno: he does not drink, he does not smoke, he does not watch football - what do you do?)
True, I have seen the light. But Hey Google turned it off.
TNP knows what movie I referenced in the parenthetical statement above, and will reveal it to the rest of the forum in his/her response.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 11, 2021, 09:40:07 PM
(Mr. Bruno: he does not drink, he does not smoke, he does not watch football - what do you do?)
True, I have seen the light. But Hey Google turned it off.
TNP knows what movie I referenced in the parenthetical statement above, and will reveal it to the rest of the forum in his/her response.
True. It's from the movie, "Top Three Reasons Why I Left my Husband."
TNP knows when to hold them knows when to fold them, knows when to walk away and knows when to run.
False - I don't know this in gambling or in love.
TNP would pay $200,000 to go to space and be weightless for a few minutes, if he/she had money to burn.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 13, 2021, 03:37:09 PM
False - I don't know this in gambling or in love.
TNP would pay $200,000 to go to space and be weightless for a few minutes, if he/she had money to burn.
False as I'd vomit everywhere. I'd spend the money visiting the ocean abyss.
TNP wishes they'd taken better care of their teeth?
True, especially flossing.
TNP would love to see Tank vomiting everywhere in space.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 13, 2021, 09:39:18 PM
True, especially flossing.
TNP would love to see Tank vomiting everywhere in space.
True, no wait, false...okay true, but I don't want to be there with him. Maybe a YouTube video showing him throwing up accompanied by an Abba soundtrack?
:puke:
TNP has a gross, but funny story about vomiting to share with us.
False, there is no humour in getting your face unhygienicly close to a toilet bowl.
Free range technicolour yawns are neither here nor there.
The np is anoyed by the internet continuously asking "are you a robot?"
Ye, and we don't have fire hydrants here, and our traffic lights are more elegant..
And when they ask what squares contain bicycles and you don't include the squares with no bicycle, but just a bit of bicyclist and the fkn stupid robots make you do the fkn stupid fire hydrant squares again >:(
True, but I just reply "yes" and that ends the whole search and shortens the frustration.
TNP is one of the few people in the universe who has not seen Blade Runner.
True. I watch ~0 TV and the last movie I've been to is the "new" Robin Hood movie that came out a year and a half or so ago.
TNP knows who Nicki Minaj is (I just learned of her because of Covid).
Quote from: Dark Lightning on September 15, 2021, 10:33:22 PM
True. I watch ~0 TV and the last movie I've been to is the "new" Robin Hood movie that came out a year and a half or so ago.
TNP knows who Nicki Minaj is (I just learned of her because of Covid).
True.
She is into exercising and eating well. She likes anacondas too.
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TNP knows who this handsome man is...
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:tellmemore:
True, I remember meeting him once when I was with Sister Agatha,...that is Father Flannigan. He's from Armagh, though I believe he was born in Drogheda. He's got a heavy accent.
TNP can't swim.
True. I can't swim.
(No, that does not prove I am a witch because I do float! But I can't swim, that's not the same thing.) >:(
**And that's not Father Flannigan.
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TNP doesn't like pickles.
True. Pickles are an abomination.
TNP cannot eat tomatoes.
Quote from: Magdalena on September 16, 2021, 07:47:31 PM
True. I can't swim.
(No, that does not prove I am a witch because I do float! But I can't swim, that's not the same thing.) >:(
**And that's not Father Flannigan.
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TNP doesn't like pickles.
if yiu can float you can swim.
swimming is just making splashy movements that float you somewhere else.
Quote from: billy rubin on September 17, 2021, 12:19:34 AM
if yiu can float you can swim.
swimming is just making splashy movements that float you somewhere else.
OK. Good to know. :)
Easier said than done. ;D
fill a large bathtub with water, and lie in it full length until your body is floating
now thrash your arms and legs violently up and down.
you are swimming.
False, you're just making a watery disaster all over the floor.
tnp thinks they will do more swimming/floating in coming months.
When I was a young thin I couldn't float, I had to keep moving, like the apocryphal shark, I'm a good floater now.
false
it will be cold soon. the swimming hole is already likely to be uncomfortable, and i havent been init since last year.
the NP has never been bitten by a frightened dog
False, I've been bitten by angry dogs instead.
TNP prefers cats over dogs
Quote from: Tom62 on September 17, 2021, 03:01:45 PM
TNP prefers cats over dogs
So this is what is known as a false dilemma, sometimes referred to as false dichotomy, either way it is an informal fallacy. Basically it has the form of a disjunctive claim, as it asserts that one among a number of alternatives must be true.
Obviously no one would prefer kats over Dogs.
TNP finds old Abbot and Costello movies entertaining.
False
tnp thinks
this imbuing pets with virtues is a crock
painting eyes on a rock 'd serve as well,
but they keep the thought to themself.
Quote from: Bad Penny II
tnp thinks
this imbuing pets with virtues is a crock
We're probably also projecting feelings and personalities onto them that aren't representative of their true internal states. Same can be said when interacting with other human animals though. If humans have virtues, then likely so do our evolutionary mammalian distant cousins.
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painting eyes on a rock 'd serve as well,
Or painting stars on a clothe, but people seem to like the pictures that Van Gogh feller made. To each their own.
Quote from: Bad Penny II
but they keep the thought to themself.
I do not, and that's the problem with the world I suppose, people won't simple sit still in their own homes in silence and never interact with others.
TNP keeps about 92% of their thoughts to themselves.
False. I keep about 91.5% of my thoughts to myself.
TNP, just like I, is glad to see Davin posting, interesting stuff, again, as always. :)
Quote from: Magdalena on September 17, 2021, 09:24:08 PM
False. I keep about 91.5% of my thoughts to myself.
TNP, just like I, is glad to see Davin posting, interesting stuff, again, as always. :)
Very true indeed...I still remember the first time I met Davin. We were 11 years old, and Sister Agatha made us sit next to each other the first semester at school. We didn't talk much because we each had our own group of friends from the previous years that we normally hung out with it, plus Davin came from a really rich family, and always wore expensive clothes. Not that my family was poor, but my parents made me wear hand me downs, so I felt sort of insecure.
Davin was really nice, but he was also kind of preppy...All the girls liked him, that's for sure. I on the other hand was really shy.
One day I forgot my homework, and I new Sister Agatha would beat my ass so I was really upset, and Davin being the cool and nice kid that he was let me copy his homework.
8)
TNP has experienced "15 minutes of Fame".
False. I had 2 weeks of fame in Waco, Texas. I was on the front page of the local paper in 1994 on a case I was trying. But it did not reach the level of fame of the Branch Davidians. So, I guess I failed. But I won the case.
TNP has visited the site of the David Koresh immolation.
False. I spent about 2.5 hours in the Texas Panhandle, returning home to California at some fairly high speeds, in June of '73. I had a '69 Camaro with a 327 and the panhandle was pretty boring. I stretched the car's legs a bit. I recall seeing a couple of birds swooping after each other. I suspect it was a mating pair, but at my speed (>100 MPH), by the time I saw them, close to the ground, they went under the car. There were no feathers on my car.
TNP considers me an animal for driving that fast, out in the middle of nowhere.
many years ago, somewhere in new mexico, in the high desert
on my old triumph, 90 miles per hour
mile after mile, flat on the tank
as the basalt cliffs slowly swung up from over the horizon and grew in height
mile after mile.
tnp has never seen the calm isolation of the high desert
i ask myself.
why am i not in the west? what ever possessed me to emigrate to appalachia?
of all places?
If you can find a company that hires short haul drivers out west, that could provide the answer. If it is lucrative enough, you could live out there and just send money home.
ihate living in thectruck tho
Quote from: billy rubin on September 18, 2021, 04:35:55 AM
many years ago, somewhere in new mexico, in the high desert
on my old triumph, 90 miles per hour
mile after mile, flat on the tank
as the basalt cliffs slowly swung up from over the horizon and grew in height
mile after mile.
tnp has never seen the calm isolation of the high desert
i ask myself.
why am i not in the west? what ever possessed me to emigrate to appalachia?
of all places?
False...We were deep into the desert, near the soul of the earth itself when the drugs began to take hold.
I of course wanted oranges, but they kept giving me limes. Not even one decent lemon to bite into, just fucking limes, but the salt was divine, straight from the desert floor, pure alkaline.
Raw tequila bites better than bourbon, it give you a better voice, less gravely with more soul and spirit...bourban is for cheap motels, unfiltered cigarettes, and washed-out dreams.
With tequila you can see god, write poetry,...fall in love.
TNP has slept out in the Smokey Mountains and dreamed of....
False, but it would be fun.
TNP can't be arsed to answer this.
Meh.
TNP has a few cares left to give.
True I think, unless "has a few cares left to give" has a meaning I'm not aware of.
I don't feel obliged to care about the problems of far away humans with different world views.
The loss of Steller's sea cow is much more sorrowful to me than the Rwandan genocide.
TNP is underwhelmed by Windows 11, free for a limited time offer.
True. Ocean's 11 was much better.
TNP has an aversion to the number 43.
False
I did till I took course of forethought, then I was free of it.
TNP wonders where all the 1980s phone sanitisers got to.
False
They got marched into a Whovian time thing.
They can be seen on the News most days, all suited up doing Covid clean-ups.
TNP wonders where/when these soldiers will be next deployed.
False. I'm an American; we cause chaos in far-flung places on a whim and can't be bothered to think through the consequences beforehand.
The next person has terrible insomnia.
Half true, half false. I need melatonin to sleep most of the time, and then I wake up and still have half the night to deal with. But lots of people have it much worse.
TNP has never been to Spain, but he/she has been to Oklahoma.
:lol: True! I spent a few hours in Oklahoma, in '73.
TNP has been to Antarctica.
false. i have not been to antarctica, but a wonderful woman with whom i had an unforgettable relationship spent time there.
there are women i havent seen in decades who i will never forget, and she was one of them.
anyway the NP has never fished for barracuda with a hand line in the south china sea
False. I have only paddled in the Pacific once and never did any fishing.
The next person has visited Israel.
False, but Israel and Egypt are on my list. Just don't know if there is enough time left in the hour glass.
TNP is so happy that it is Friday that he/she is willing to say "TGIF" even if he/she doesn't believe in G.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on October 22, 2021, 07:43:25 PM
Just don't know if there is enough time left in the hour glass.
the recognition of limits is what distinguishes youth from maturity
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on October 22, 2021, 07:43:25 PM
TNP is so happy that it is Friday that he/she is willing to say "TGIF" even if he/she doesn't believe in G.
Sure, why not? Irony is fun, except when it isn't. I finish my working week earlier than most though.
Sometimes I scroll through Imgur and I'll see a comment re a picture of a non thin female "Thick"
It makes me seethe, so
Praise the lord for the wonderful diversity of the female form.
The Next has a gimmie gimmie gimmie attitude re Covid Vax
True, if I understand your meaning. I'll take as many of those vaccines as they come out with and allow me to take. I haven't noticed any harm, and I like not having Covid. All I want for Christmas is a new booster.
TNP has gotten much less enthusiastic and creative regarding Christmas decorations over the past few years. Throw up few lights and call it done.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 15, 2021, 12:51:52 PM
True, if I understand your meaning. I'll take as many of those vaccines as they come out with and allow me to take. I haven't noticed any harm, and I like not having Covid. All I want for Christmas is a new booster.
TNP has gotten much less enthusiastic and creative regarding Christmas decorations over the past few years. Throw up few lights and call it done.
True. I have discovered that the only reason WE bother is because my wife is worried that our eldest daughter will give HER grief if we don't! :rofl:
Roll over the question.
TNP has gotten much less enthusiastic and creative regarding Christmas decorations over the past few years. Throw up few lights and call it done.
false. or maybe true?
i dont do anything for christmas at all except sleep in. sometimes im working.
sometimes the wife goes out on christmas eve and snags a bargain tree and puts some stuff on it.
i used to string christmas lights in and out of the house because theyre pretty, but i keep em up all year
tnp has never spent the night in the cellar because the tornado sirens keep going off
True. We rarely have significant tornadoes in the UK. And if they do any damage it's pretty trivial. So we don't have storm cellars. Although I would love a cellar in my house.
TNP Would have a wombat for a pet if they could (I would).
True. I have an affinity for wombats. I have a T-shirt with a wombat picture on it.
TNP would like to spend a few days completely disconnected from all devices because he/she finds technology to be a pain in the ass - sometimes.
you need a farm.
i have 25 acres of hayfield, woodland, barnyard, and creek bottom that i can go walk through where there isnt any technology more complex than the boundary fence.
ive thinking about this lately. i grew up spending as much time as possible on the family farm my folks put together on their chickasaw allotment. 110 acres of homestead, barnyard, hoglot, fields, pastures, and ponds. primitive and dirty, but ive come to realize it had a lrofound effect on my lifestyle preferences.
if you dont have the land you really should look for places to just get out and away. thats very hard to do in texas, especially in the west tho
False
The NP hasn't been camping for some years and fears they never will.
True. I used to go camping a lot as a kid. But my wife's idea of slumming it is a 3 star hotel. I doubt she'd even go glamping :(
TNP feels at home by the sea.
I want one!
Who do you report a duck acting suspiciously to?
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 17, 2021, 12:32:04 AM
Who do you report a duck acting suspiciously to?
Contact Duck Police
https://www.townofduck.com/public-safety/police-department-2/
DUCK POLICE DEPARTMENT
Office: 1259 Duck Road
Duck, NC 27949
EMERGENCY: 911
Non Emergency Dispatch: 252.473.3444
Office # (Non-Emergency Only): 252.261.1112
Fax: 252.261.2108
False (not sure what I am responding to, but it's false).
TNP reports suspicious animals every chance she/he gets.
What's a suspicious animal and who would one report it too!
TNP has worn socks with holes in them.
True. What other kind of socks are there?
TNP prefers German food to Thai food.
Probably true. I haven't had enough of each to say definitively.
TNP has never seen the point of cucumbers?
the point of cucumbers is to have a plant with the euphonious name of cucumis sativa
rivalled only by cucurbita pepo
the np had to sudy latin in school
The cucumber is an essential ingredient for one of my favorite foods: Gaspacho.
True, I had to study Latin in school....Amo, amas, amat and the book title; El Camino Real, is all that I can remember.
I once had a Chevrolet El Camino which was not of latin manufacturing origin.
TNP has never slept with one of the Kardashian women.
Quote from: Icarus on December 20, 2021, 05:36:35 PM
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TNP has never slept with one of the Kardashian women.
True. We never slept all night ;D :rimshot:
TNP has an allergy that has hospitalised them.
False
The NP has an allergy that has inhospitablised them.
True, the reasonable plaints of the suffering make me twitchy.
They should Fk off, go suffer somewhere else?
Zactly
The NP has their cutlery draw sorted in the proper order, spoons - forks - knives
false.
i always take all my cutlery and throw it in a drawer. but that drawer has been jammed shut for about ten years now and i cant remember whats in it, so we stick em in porcelein jars and no i dont organize them there either.
TNP never loses a tool and then goes and buys another and then finds the first or in my case with grease guns the first four
False. I don't lose tools, so I never have to buy a replacement. That's because I rarely use them away from the place where they are kept.
TNP has had a deja vu moment in the past 5 years and can generally relate what it was - and will do so here and now.
I have a truck load of tools and I do not lose them. They are sacred items for fix-it or build it types.
Yes, I have had some deja vu moments...........the most enduring ones have origin very far back in time, I was about 18. Attacked (willingly. enthusiastically, perhaps dangerously) by a wealthy, drop dead gorgeous, Cougar. I am still somewhat enthralled by that almost three-year long adventure. That stuff is not easy to forget.
The NP will be cursed (or blessed) by a similar illicit experience.
Quote from: Icarus on December 25, 2021, 12:19:33 AM
The NP will be was cursed (or blessed) by a similar illicit experience.
Unfortunately not, it could of the been the making of me, but it didn't happen.
The NP has attempted something recently that used to be easy and found it no longer is.
True - walking down stairs. I used to basically fly down stairs, now I creep. No padding in the knees - I need new shocks. I have even walked down backwards when the knees really hurt - less jolting.
TNP thinks that youth is wasted on the young, and that good physical health should be reserved for those over 45, when you make better decisions.
True
The NP thinks the young unemployed should be drained of their life essence in exchange for welfare payments and that in line with divine capitalist principles; their essence should be offered for sale to fund future welfare payments.
true, i think. it appears to be a somewhat complicated arrangement though
TNP wants icarus to tell more about the wealthy drop dead gorgeous cougar when he was 18, because interesting stories about successful and worthwhile youthful lapses of responsibility are inspiring and build charactr
False! If I was covered in steak, I still wouldn't be looked at by a cougar on the brink of starvation.
The following poster is loves a naturally aspirated V-8.
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/RHzQa6wS5vhcXeApYVx5cC-1280-80.jpg.webp
"The following poster is loves a naturally aspirated V-8."
True, it helps me avoid turbo lag in the morning, except when it gets in my lungs.
TNP is now addicted to vaccine booster shots, because he/she likes the attention from the doc/pharmacist, and he/she likes to pull out his/her little card and show people all the writing on it.
False, I don't like people who put needles in me.
TNP believes that the moon is made of cheese.
Quote from: Tom62 on January 20, 2022, 10:02:51 PM
TNP believes that the moon is made of cheese.
Wensleydale?
TNP loves gnochi gorgonzola
True, but I must stay away from the carbs. But one of the best steaks I ever had was covered in gorgonzola sauce.
TNP has noticed that the lead women in several TV series have gotten meaner and more evil than the men are capable of, and thinks this is a good development.
False, I haven't noticed because I don't watch TV here in Germany. All American TV series here are dubbed by third rate voice actors, which is something that I definitely hate. The German TV series are pretty dreadful or mindlessly boring.
TNP noticed that more and more ads on TV have become too woke and too inclusive.
True. I am getting tired of anti-white man nonsense. I am getting tired of black people playing the victim so much. I am getting tired of this biased political agenda disguised as political correctness disguised as comedy. I am getting tired of multicultural hypocrisy disguised as inclusivity.
T.N.P. has had a weird dream before.
true.
i occasionally dream that i kill myself. never for a very good reason, but what can you do
TNP experiences lucid dreaming
True, but it's been a while. My favorites are the lucid dreams where I'm flying. It's usually not super high are far, though. It's more like I can sort of jump up and hover forward for a ways. Still fun.
The next person has dreams where they discover extra rooms in their house.
True. I sometimes dream that there is another whole house connected, with people living in it that I don't even know.
TNP is living a secret life.
False, in a world of social media, smartphones and other gadgets, cameras everywhere in public, etc. I had to give up my secrets life ;)
TNP fears a military conflict with Russia.
True. War isn't good for those who are caught up in it. But at the moment I think the likelihood of war with Russia is decreasing, still high, but decresing. I think Putin was pushing his luck.
For further discussion please post here https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=17030.0
The next person would like to have a flying lucid dream?
True.
I already have plenty of lucid dreams about flying. The flying represents my rebellious personality that hates being trapped on Earth with gravity, flawed animals, and my flawful human body. The lucid dreaming represents my desire to control situations instead of being an ignorant slave with no awareness. My loud brain makes it hard for me to sleep.
T.N.P. has studied polemology.
True - I just looked it up and studied it for 30 seconds. As a result, I have declared war on Luxembourg. I plan a three-pronged attack from Germany, France and Belgium, using Valkyrie mercenaries.
TNP is a married male and does the weekly shopping.
sorry
im a sucker for valkyries
nm
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on January 31, 2022, 11:53:45 PM
True - I just looked it up and studied it for 30 seconds. As a result, I have declared war on Luxembourg. I plan a three-pronged attack from Germany, France and Belgium, using Valkyrie mercenaries.
TNP is a married male and does the weekly shopping.
Mostly true. This is because my wife is now the "breadwinner", once one ignores my income. I'm just a gigolo, these days. :P
TNP forgives their significant other for physical abuse. Expecting disagree.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 01, 2022, 01:37:21 AM
TNP forgives their significant other for physical abuse. Expecting disagree.
False of course, what a creepy question.
I have a memory from the first weeks of living with my other, (we're approaching 40 years now). After some hours of alcohol my beloved became in ya face belligerent.
I don't recall what her issue was, I remember thinking and saying I'm not doing this.
I'd seen my mother taunt my father, an inch from his face, daring him to hit her, I have no conclusions on the where or what of that.
I'm sure she learned that shit from her mother.
Anyway the cycle was broken.
TNP's next car might be an electric car.
True. Ford is coming out with an electric F-150 in the not too distant future, and I would like one. I want to be green, or at least greener. I've done my share of polluting the air.
TNP wants to do the right thing but continually fucks up.
False. But only the 'continually' bit. I do 'fuck up' but then who doesn't. I'm generally happy with my unfuckedupidness.
TNP has made of a word?
I'm going to interpret that as "made up a word" True
You've driven to the shop, parked, got your reusable bags, phone so you can use your covid ap to sign in to the store, it's raining, you ballerina across a puddle, you're nearly at the door, you see people, argenfunkngner, you've forgotten your mask.
The NP doesn't understand why anyone would buy a low back lounge/sofa.
Agreed.
TNP has a low back lounge/sofa?
True. It's called a bed. Very, very low back.
TNP has experienced great joy and satisfaction by helping someone else reach a worthy goal.
me! me! sort of, maybe.
about thirty years ago i persuaded my lovely wife to marry me.
i got a much better deal than she did, which is why i wonder a bit about the worthy part.
lots of ups and downs trying to match gaits with a left handed blonde pisces viking artist born in the year of the dragon, bur we're still together and tonight she read pottawatomie creation mythology to me while i lay exhausted on the couch from a week out in bad road conditions and she fed me cream cheese on crackers the whole time
im still astonished she puts up with me.
but the next poster has jumped from one ship to another adjacent at the open sea with out nets or safety gear of any kind and thought it was normal at the time
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 03, 2022, 03:21:27 PM
True. It's called a bed. Very, very low back.
TNP has experienced great joy and satisfaction by helping someone else reach a worthy goal.
True I have helped a few people achieve a goal. I am not sure of my motivation for putting myself out there for the benefit of another person. Maybe it is because I have had several people, during the course of my life, who helped me immeasurably. All of them have sailed over the bar, now, but my sincerest gratitude remains.
TNP will also recognize that other people have helped you on your way.
P.S. I have one of those extremely low backed couches. I will begin to use it within a few minutes from now. (My clock is nearing 2 AM)
Quote from: billy rubin on February 04, 2022, 12:18:23 AM
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but the next poster has jumped from one ship to another adjacent at the open sea with out nets or safety gear of any kind and thought it was normal at the time
False. But I am always amazed when I watch films from factories in the WWII era and there is often no PPE on people using heavy machinery!
Quote from: Icarus on February 04, 2022, 07:27:43 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 03, 2022, 03:21:27 PM
True. It's called a bed. Very, very low back.
TNP has experienced great joy and satisfaction by helping someone else reach a worthy goal.
...
TNP will also recognize that other people have helped you on your way.
...
True. But not many when I think about it. In fact there would be at least as many who have not.
TNP If you knew then what you know now name one thing you would have done differently.
Quote from: Tank on February 04, 2022, 08:35:27 AM
True. But not many when I think about it. In fact there would be at least as many who have not.
TNP If you knew then what you know now name one thing you would have done differently.
I would have moved outside the United States.
TNP would rather be waterboarded than spend an hour stuck on an elevator with an anti-vaxxer.
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 04, 2022, 03:42:31 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 04, 2022, 08:35:27 AM
True. But not many when I think about it. In fact there would be at least as many who have not.
TNP If you knew then what you know now name one thing you would have done differently.
I would have moved outside the United States.
TNP would rather be waterboarded than spend an hour stuck on an elevator with an anti-vaxxer.
False! I would have a captive audience. They'd get vaxxed just to shut me up!!!
TNP has shit in the woods.
True, I have all kinds of stuff in the woods. Or did I misunderstand the question.
TNP routinely chooses suspect but logically valid interpretations of facts, statements and circumstances.
True, I need facts and more facts because emotions and opinions are flawed.
TNP has read the graphic novel Maus
Nah, mate.
T.N.P. can twerk fast and continuously for 5 hours without their body getting sore.
False. Why would anyone even try to twerk that long to find out?
TNP is puzzled why he always ends up being the bad guy in family arguments.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 07, 2022, 01:47:43 AM
False. Why would anyone even try to twerk that long to find out?
TNP is puzzled why he always ends up being the bad guy in family arguments.
False. I like to win ;)
TNP would swap there grass lawn for a camomile lawn if they could?
Quote from: Tank on February 07, 2022, 08:53:34 AM
False. I like to win ;)
TNP would swap there grass lawn for a camomile lawn if they could?
True, in fact you got me to do an online search for Chamomile lawns, and now I'm thinking of converting a spot in my backyard this spring...here's the link I found.
https://www.rhs.org.uk/lawns/chamomile-lawns
If it could be proved that the life you are currently living is only a dream, TNP would want to be woken up.
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 08, 2022, 01:22:46 PM
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If it could be proved that the life you are currently living is only a dream, TNP would want to be woken up.
Possibly. That would depend on what I would be waking up to. If I didn't know I'd probably not wake up as I'm pretty happy here and I could be a lot lot worse off.
TNP loves salt & vinegar flavour crisps.
Quote from: Tank on February 08, 2022, 04:29:08 PM
Possibly. That would depend on what I would be waking up to. If I didn't know I'd probably not wake up as I'm pretty happy here and I could be a lot lot worse off.
TNP loves salt & vinegar flavour crisps.
Oh yes, that is very true indeed! I do love the salty, vinegary taste of crisps! I've been trying to make my own at home in the air-fryer with both regular and sweet potatoes...the thicker ones aren't too bad, but I haven't yet perfected the thin ones.
TNP thinks Bad Penny II seems to be obsessing a bit too much over my,...how do I say rather large package?
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 08, 2022, 04:39:17 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 08, 2022, 04:29:08 PM
Possibly. That would depend on what I would be waking up to. If I didn't know I'd probably not wake up as I'm pretty happy here and I could be a lot lot worse off.
TNP loves salt & vinegar flavour crisps.
Oh yes, that is very true indeed! I do love the salty, vinegary taste of crisps! I've been trying to make my own at home in the air-fryer with both regular and sweet potatoes...the thicker ones aren't too bad, but I haven't yet perfected the thin ones.
TNP thinks Bad Penny II seems to be obsessing a bit too much over my,...how do I say rather large package?
Your package
Your package
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Your package
TNP will type 7 to 17 paragraphs about how anti-critical thinking American society treats your rather large...package.
:fingertap:
Mags is right. I will type several paragraphs about large packages.
I played varsity football in high school. We had large shower areas for use after practice or games. One of our players was a lad whose sur name was Howell. He had an enormous penis, double the size of we normal guys.
His nick name was Horse Dick Howell. He did suffer from his unusual physical condition. It is difficult to have a socially acceptable image when one's pants cannot adequately accommodate the contents. Particularly embarrassing when being teased, or aroused, by the campus coeds.
He was handicapped to be sure. His package was suitable only for very large whores or medium sized cows.
With all that to live with, he was also teased because his given name was Virgil.
Sorry Mags that was only five disjointed paragraphs.
TNP might buy a clever little laser printer whose brand name is Laserpecker. See Laserpecker.net/products
Quote from: Magdalena on February 08, 2022, 11:48:50 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 08, 2022, 04:39:17 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 08, 2022, 04:29:08 PM
Possibly. That would depend on what I would be waking up to. If I didn't know I'd probably not wake up as I'm pretty happy here and I could be a lot lot worse off.
TNP loves salt & vinegar flavour crisps.
Oh yes, that is very true indeed! I do love the salty, vinegary taste of crisps! I've been trying to make my own at home in the air-fryer with both regular and sweet potatoes...the thicker ones aren't too bad, but I haven't yet perfected the thin ones.
TNP thinks Bad Penny II seems to be obsessing a bit too much over my,...how do I say rather large package?
Your package Your package
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/11VKF3OwuGHzNe/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952dde189f91a6d85957856c43c3c8871230c16abe7&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)
Your package
TNP will type 7 to 17 paragraphs about how anti-critical thinking American society treats your rather large...package.
:fingertap:
I see you got the GIF working again :D
Quote from: Icarus on February 09, 2022, 06:25:51 AM
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TNP might buy a clever little laser printer whose brand name is Laserpecker. See Laserpecker.net/products
True. But I'd never buy an HP printer. That's Hewlett Packard not Huge Package by the way.
TNP backward talks when Yoda he sees?
Quote from: Tank on February 09, 2022, 07:26:17 AM
TNP backward talks when Yoda he sees?
False, however. I do like to mimic Lord Dark Helmet on occasion, "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
TNP likes to compare similarities between their real, everyday life, and that of Seinfeld episodes?
Quote from: Tank on February 09, 2022, 07:20:39 AM
I see you got the GIF working again :D
Yes, yes I did.
Unfortunate, isn't it. :lol:
"TNP likes to compare similarities between their real, everyday life, and that of Seinfeld episodes?"
True, I feel like this exercise helps me to be the master of my own domain.
TNP is watching the series "Bloodline" and doesn't like a single person it in, but keeps watching as people destroy themselves and others.
False. I am no longer watching it.
TNP is starting to get a little interested in The Fight Song.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 11, 2022, 08:56:52 PM
False. I am no longer watching it.
TNP is starting to get a little interested in The Fight Song.
True, if you're referring to that new song by the Foo Fighters.
TNP grew up thinking quicksand was going to be a bigger issue in their life than it actually is.
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 11, 2022, 10:22:21 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 11, 2022, 08:56:52 PM
False. I am no longer watching it.
TNP is starting to get a little interested in The Fight Song.
True, if you're referring to that new song by the Foo Fighters.
TNP grew up thinking quicksand was going to be a bigger issue in their life than it actually is.
No.
T.N.P. will go down on their knees and faithfully pray that Allah gives them 4 wives for pleasure.
false. i have one that has been more than i can handle for the last 30 years.
TNP has lived in a foreign enough country that no matter where he went, every face on every sidewalk and every doorway was always looking at him.
Quote from: billy rubin on February 11, 2022, 10:54:44 PM
false. i have one that has been more than i can handle for the last 30 years.
TNP has lived in a foreign enough country that no matter where he went, every face on every sidewalk and every doorway was always looking at him.
False. But the thought of it is intriguing and a little scary.
TNP has never had a pet.
Quote from: Tank on February 12, 2022, 01:31:58 PM
False. But the thought of it is intriguing and a little scary.
TNP has never had a pet.
False. I've had too many to count. I should probably just stop.
TNP will suddenly realize that Moday is Valentines day and they haven't even thought about what to do for their significant other.
False, my wife would not be pleased if I forget that date.
TNP is very romantic.
Quote from: Tom62 on February 12, 2022, 04:21:06 PM
False, my wife would not be pleased if I forget that date.
TNP is very romantic.
False, I just realized that Monday is Valentines day. I have no plans as of yet and no gifts.
TNP used to be a bee keeper.
true
and stll am a beekeeper, though a very lazy one
TNP has ridden an elephant
Quote from: billy rubin on February 12, 2022, 05:34:55 PM
...
TNP has ridden an elephant
False. But I have been punched (nose fisted?) in the stomach by a baby elephant.
TNP can paint a passable portrait?
Quote from: Tank on February 12, 2022, 05:39:19 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on February 12, 2022, 05:34:55 PM
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TNP has ridden an elephant
False. But I have been punched (nose fisted?) in the stomach by a baby elephant.
TNP can paint a passable portrait?
False. Unless passable just means that a viewer can discern that what's depicted is human.
What did you say to that baby elephant that got him so riled up?
TNP will be shoveling snow today but kind of enjoys it.
What did you say to that baby elephant that got him so riled up?
I was a kid at the time and I scratched its head. Which it objected to!
Quote from: Tank on February 12, 2022, 08:30:52 PM
What did you say to that baby elephant that got him so riled up?
I was a kid at the time and I scratched its head. Which it objected to!
Poor baby elephant! And poor baby Tank!
Quote from: Anne D. on February 13, 2022, 12:39:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on February 12, 2022, 08:30:52 PM
What did you say to that baby elephant that got him so riled up?
I was a kid at the time and I scratched its head. Which it objected to!
Poor baby elephant! And poor baby Tank!
Ann D you need to do a TNP question!!!!
:poke:
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 13, 2022, 08:03:57 PM
Quote from: Anne D. on February 13, 2022, 12:39:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on February 12, 2022, 08:30:52 PM
What did you say to that baby elephant that got him so riled up?
I was a kid at the time and I scratched its head. Which it objected to!
Poor baby elephant! And poor baby Tank!
Ann D you need to do a TNP question!!!!
:poke:
PB. She did :snicker1:
Sorry :) I kind of cross-posted over it. :) Here it is:
False. Unless passable just means that a viewer can discern that what's depicted is human.
What did you say to that baby elephant that got him so riled up?
TNP will be shoveling snow today but kind of enjoys it.
False. No snow today.
TNP is eating wings and drinking beer for the Super Bowl.
False. The game is over.
I am answering my own proposals to keep the game going. I don't want to be responsible for killing the thread.
TNP would like to ride with billy rubin on one of his trips just experience it.
True.
TNP got an unexpected widfall today.
i talk to myself and would drive you nuts
False, I did not get an unexpected (or expected) windfall today, unfortunately.
TNP is experiencing "bad news overload" and is laying off of following the international scene for a few days.
True.
TNP will post something pithy.
True, I like oranges, I buy them, refrigerate them, .... three months later they are much less attractive
The next turnip has had similar experiences with fruit and or vegetables.
true
i purchase wonderful delightful vegetables to eat
my kids bury them in tbe refridgerator behind soft drinks and old half eaten fast food burgers
. they become lost
after a while i go in and tbrow out the residue
TNP has captured snakes in his kitchen
False, but I trapped and killed a water moccasin (one of 4 poisonous snake varieties in Texas) in my living room a few years ago. Put a bucket over him, slid a piece of cardboard under it to contain him, took him outside, and dispatched him with a garden hose. I think he had visited my swimming pool and wandered in through the garage. I have also killed coral snakes in my yard.
TNP does not like spiders.
corals
diamondbacks
mocassins
massasaugas?
no other rattlesnakes? you should have several
what about copperheads up in the ne?
The 4 varieties of poisonous snakes in TX are rattlesnakes, copperheads, coral snakes, and water moccasins (cotton mouths). We have them in Central Texas.
in ohio all we have are timber and massasaugua rattlesnakes.
never seen the timber. bigger than diamondbacks i think.
never seen the copperheads here but theres bazillions of ratsnakes and natrix. caught a hognose once down from the house. i catch all the ratsnakes i can to control the mice, but the cats have taken thst over
Back to the game: TNP does not like spiders.
True but I have never actually taken the time to get to know one.
TNP masturbates too much.
False.
TNP likes flying.
Very, very true...I like jumping out of those flying machines as well!!
TNP likes snorkeling.
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on February 19, 2022, 01:11:25 AM
Very, very true...I like jumping out of those flying machines as well!!
TNP likes snorkeling.
True! And I have done far too little of it.
TNP has been attacked and bitten by a fish?
Sadly this is true. I once fell into a pond at a hotel....I was there with some friends for a party, and the hotel had this really elaborate fish pond. We had been partying most of the evening, and we were dancing out on the patio later that night.
I was goofing around with a friend and tried to cut-in while he was dancing with his girlfriend. He gave me a push, but not hard or malicious, just a gentle, kinda of, get out of here push. (She was hot!)
Somehow I lost my balance, and then took like 15-20 steps backward while trying to regain it....once the momentum started I could stop and ended up going right into the pond.
I wasn't hurt or anything, but I was wearing a really nice suit, and at first I just sat there laughing...the pond was filled with large gold fish, and they just started nibbling and biting at me.
It was funny,...one of my friends started humming the theme from Jaws outloud. I stayed there until security made me leave...hotel gave me towels to dry off with, but I ruined my watch.
TNP has been attacked by old women.
True. She had dementia and no self control.
TNP has been shot at by a golf ball (I have!)
Quote from: Tank on February 19, 2022, 07:42:05 PM
TNP has been shot at by a golf ball (I have!)
Yeah, nah. never by a golf ball...
TNP has gone eye to eye with a cassowary (I have!)
(https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/23/2019/11/Marianne-Purdie-2e54f8c.jpg?webp=true&quality=90&resize=620%2C413)
Does toe to toe count?
The following poster has a very illegal secret, and they are on the run from Johnny Law.
Quote from: No one on February 20, 2022, 09:09:05 AM
Does toe to toe count?
The following poster has a very illegal secret, and they are on the run from Johnny Law.
False. On both counts. :)
TNP has grown tomatoes?
I tried, but I fell behind, I just couldn't catch up.
The following poster has a mole that looks like Marge Simpson.
False, my mole looks like Homer...
TNP has never eaten oysters fresh off the rocks
Incorrect. Ate the oysters fresh off the rocks, then, proceeded to get my rocks off.
The following poster has a 22 year old Big Mac that they've named Grimace.
false
but when i was a child spending summers on the amily farm with my bachelor uncle, the ice cream in the refridgerator that we ate was the same ice cream that we bought the previous year
tnp has ridden his motorcycle down a country road at 110 mph, without the motorcycle
cassowaries are wicked nasty, btw
False. It was 50 MPH.
TNP has fallen out of a tree.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 20, 2022, 03:45:25 PM
False. It was 50 MPH.
TNP has fallen out of a tree.
Yes, and more than once, but never broke any bones falling out of the trees. Though I did break a friends rifle when it and I fell out of a blind.
TNP has surfed! (And is good at it)
I'm not good at anything.
The following poster had an uncredited roll in The Mandlorian.
Quote from: No one on February 20, 2022, 06:29:28 PM
I'm not good at anything.
The following poster had an uncredited roll in The Mandlorian.
False. But I know somebody who did.
TNP thinks I lied then.
True, I think everyone is always lying.
The following poster has ticklish elbow pits.
False. But my feet are ticklish. Which the nurse find hysterical when she's doing diabetic neuropathy checks on the soles of my feet!
TNP never expects the unexpected.
true
or maybe false
the first four rules of driving a truck safely are
slow down.
stay back
know whats happening.
expect the expected
which means dont be surprised by shit you know is going to happen.
tnp has skinny dipped in municipal water supply towers
Quote from: billy rubin on February 20, 2022, 09:05:37 PM
true
or maybe false
the first four rules of driving a truck safely are
slow down.
stay back
know whats happening.
expect the expected
which means dont be surprised by shit you know is going to happen.
tnp has skinny-dipped in municipal water supply towers
OK...
I have not kinny-dipped in municipal water supply towers, but
I may have skinny-dipped in a municipal Fluted Column Elevated Storage Tank...So... :notsure:
TNP doesn't understand the poem
No one posted either.
Quote from: Magdalena on February 20, 2022, 11:02:26 PM
TNP doesn't understand the poem No one posted either.
True
TNP finds a lot of poetry boring
BTW cassowaries are much misunderstood and maligned, hardly anyone gets killed by one...
True, especially poems that don't rhyme.
TNP thinks that AOC is a moron
Aren't all humans is that category?
Roses are red
Violets are not
The following poster
Loves cocaine
True, but it's not my favorite Clapton song.
TNP always looks on the brighter side of life.
I try to damnit, I try...
QuoteSome things in life are bad, They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, and...
TNP prefers Monty Python's The Holy Grail over the Life of Brian.
True, Holy Grail is one of my favorite movies, based on the number of times I have seen it. Although, the Biggus Dickus scene in Brian may be one of the funniest of all time.
TNP is distantly related to the Old Man in Scene 24.
False. I was the byproduct of a terrible lab experiment.
The following poster rolled up for the magical mystery tour, but never got off.
True, I haven't got more than a few minutes into the movie.
The turnip thinks Beatles movies are better than Elvis movies but not really very good but the Peter Jackson thing is great.
True.
The next carrot hates slugs?
Incorrect. The only creature I hate is the human being.
The following poster has never missed a comic-con.
False. I have never been to a comic-con.
TNP has eaten a purple carrot?
False
The nxt believes, hopes and knows that the perpetrators of obscene displays of wealth (eating purple carrots) will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
False.
TNP thinks that changing carrots from purple to orange was a waste of time and effort?
FALSE
Without the eye improving advantage the orange carrot gave Spitfire pilots during WWII the Hun would have won, it is known.
The NxT would risk choking on their own vomit if they could take a ride in a Spitfire.
Yeah, no!
The following poster had an affair with Queen Elizabeth, and is sworn to secrecy.
Quote from: No one on February 22, 2022, 10:55:37 AM
The following poster had an affair with Queen Elizabeth, and is sworn to secrecy.
False
Quote2022 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Friday , 18 February ends on Sunday , 6 March
It was years ago, my Queens demands were many, I don't remember secrecy being one of them.
Tn
P never resorts to bullshit in answering a TNP thing.
I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd.
The following poster has a serious collection of pornographic black light posters.
purple carrots are real?
Quote from: billy rubin on February 22, 2022, 12:46:07 PM
purple carrots are real?
http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/maroon.html
Quote from: No one on February 22, 2022, 12:10:37 PM
I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd.
The following poster has a serious collection of pornographic black light posters.
False. I used to have one, but all the posters stopped posting.
TNP notices that billy rubin adorably derails every thread he touches, but finds it humorous so he/she takes no action.
i cant help myself
We understand.
I will answer my own post: True.
TNP thinks Putin may have overplayed his hand and miscalculated the resolve of NATO.
False. I expect that NATO and the rest of the world are going to let him keep the parts of Ukraine that he is "protecting from aggression". FFS, this shit is crazy. He got away with it in Crimea, so why not, I guess?
Don't know how this got political, but tnp does.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 23, 2022, 02:08:36 AM
False. I expect that NATO and the rest of the world are going to let him keep the parts of Ukraine that he is "protecting from aggression". FFS, this shit is crazy. He got away with it in Crimea, so why not, I guess?
Don't know how this got political, but tnp does.
True. I do know. It's too simple. Politics is religion.
TNP has never experimented with peanutbutter.
Nice try Skippy, but I won't divulge any trade secrets.
The following poster had a 3rd nipple removed.
False, I just had it realigned to attain symmetry with the other five.
The Np is a dolphin or a dugong or some other aquatic mammal held inside a secret government facility who is allowed to post on this forum as long as they don't reveal that they are a dolphin or a dugong or some other aquatic mammal held inside a secret government facility.
That's just flippin' crazy talk.
The following poster is a professional pizza box construction artist. They're even in the Guinness Book of World Records.
False, I do it for free, amateur pizza box construction artists don't need to eat much anyway.
T Np thinks No one is a dolphin or a dugong or some other aquatic mammal held inside a secret government facility who is allowed to post on this forum as long as they don't reveal that they are a dolphin or a dugong or some other aquatic mammal held inside a secret government facility. It would explain a lot.
False. No one is a duck-billed platypus. A semiaquatic, egg-laying mammal held inside a secret government facility who is allowed to post on this forum as long as he doesn't reveal that he is a platypus or some other animal held inside a secret government facility. It would explain everything.
TNP thinks No one is ready to leave the secret government facility and become independent.
False. He's best left under supervision.
TNP has watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Never heard of it.
The following poster has a photo of knick knacking, pattywhacking, bone giving, old man rolling home.
True, I took a selfie just a few minutes ago.
TNP is planning an invasion of Andorra while the rest of the world's attention is diverted by the war in Ukraine.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 24, 2022, 03:53:37 PM
True, I took a selfie just a few minutes ago.
TNP is planning an invasion of Andorra while the rest of the world's attention is diverted by the war in Ukraine.
True, very true, and I'm a bit alarmed that you knew that. Must be a spy here in our Michigan Militia group.
Anyway we are preparing the invasion of Andorra (That's just outside Toledo, Ohio right?)
TNP believes the details of the Ukraine invasion are on Hunter Biden's laptop, or coded within Hilary's emails?
True, and what's more, Hunter's laptop is located in Andorra, thus justifying the invasion. I can tell that you have a superior knowledge of geography, like most Americans of your generation. Go to Toledo and turn right. People in that part of the world sincerely hope that someone will invade and take over.
TNP could locate Ukraine, Moldova, Tajikistan, Tonga, and Malawi, on a map with no country names, just outlines of the countries.
Not fucking even, because
TNP knows how to make a "B dot probe" for measurements of electromagnetic fields (which I do, and this is why I don't know where those places are).
As a small time geography freak, I do know where those places are. At least where they are, on a globe or a National Geographic map.
TNP knows where the Bismark Sea is located. Clue; southeast Asian waters. No it has nothing to do with the famous urgency made by Churchill: "we must you know, sink the Bismark".
To bring it all together, no, I cannot make a B dot probe, and yes, I know where the Bismark Sea is (Papua New Guinea).
TNP likes to look at maps, and generally understands them.
Very true...I love maps. When I was young, and reading The Lord of the Rings Trilogy I had a large map of middle-earth that a cousin gave me, and I would use it to track the journeys of the Fellow-Ship as well as Frodo in the Hobbit as I read the books.
We we would travel as a family when I was young, and my dad would let me navigate as we drove across the US and Canada. I had a nice collection of maps, some that I used and others that I simply collected. Some were very old, and given to me by my Grandfather...sadly my collection was lost when I moved out of my parents home.
I miss traveling just by maps, and really admire cartographers.
I graduated from the Army Pathfinder School as well.
TNP has sailed the seas with only a map (I mean no GPS).
True. I have sailed the seas with only a map. GPS did not exist at those times. RDF,( radio direction finder) did exist but was sometimes unreliable. Best deal is to rely on ones sextant or at least dead reckoning. The Polynesian navigators were far more clever. Steering by the stars, observing currents, seas state, and sometimes bird life.
TNP is allergic to avocado salads.
Incorrect. I do toss a mean salad though.
The following poster once appeared on Jay Walking.
False. I tried to get on but Jay could see that I knew too much and might make him look bad. So I crossed the street and got hit by a car.
TNP has a hankering for some Chinese food.
false
yesterday i acquiesced to my vegan daughters recommendation and ordered hot and spicy eggplant, even though i detest eggplant
i said, got to keep testing. maybe eggplant has changed . . .
eggplant had not changed.
TNP has hunted jackrabbits from the back of a pickup truck racing across the praiire
False though I've never been in is such a situation.
I probably wouldn't chase the rabbits out of the vehicle though, ask 'em to contribute for fuel maybe, if they can.
The Np knows what the female equivalent of a Jack Rabbit is. Jane?
Jacklyn
The following poster likes to butthole surf.
False
Nxt thinks we should always be at war somewhere so we have somewhere to send butthole surfer degenerates.
War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
The following poster has a collection of potato chips that vaguely resembles the Hollywood elite of the roaring 20s.
True, but get sharply, spitefully, snarkuly annoyed if you mistake them as such.
T n p thinks there must be some solution.
True. There must be. I have an idea but no reach. And no way to know if it would work. Or if anyone would even be interested in trying.
(side note) - The first time I tried LSD it was given to me by a friend. We camped in a tent in his back yard. I was fourteen and brought by favorite tape at the time. Blue Sky Mining. After the purple unicorn kicked in I put my head phones on and pressed play. Couldn't stand it. Sounded terrible and anxious. I only brought the one tape with me but my friend had a few and let me listen to one of his. I experienced Jimmy Hendrix for the first time.
The next person believes there is no way out of here.
Oh, there are ways.
TNP last listened to Butthole Surfers a loooong time ago and is relistening to them again thanks to no one's and Mr. B's postings.
True.
TNP's car is not currently running.
true. i currently have seven cars not running. and at least six motorcycles. but there are four cars that do run and maybe six motorcycles too. my bicycle needs adjustment.
TNP loves to fly kites
True, haven't done it for many years though.
TNP isn't worried about the Ukrainian war.
Worry is for the weak!
Wraith or Continental GT?
False
I'm worried about Ukrainians getting killed.
I'm worried that I want the Russians to suffer defeat but I don't really want Russians suffer, support for the war in Russia is 50/50ish so the actual Russians doing the invading probably deserve to die.
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.
Fuck off Gandalf.
The Np thinks Yoda's philosophy is weird and creepy.
Quote from: No one on March 02, 2022, 10:26:02 AM
Worry is for the weak!
Wraith or Continental GT?
Wrong thread
Con... Gt whoever they are.
The Wraith were so disappointing, started off so formidable and became so ordinary, just like the Goa'uld.
The Np thinks Yoda's philosophy is weird and creepy.
True, he can't even explain it in a straight sentence in English.
TNP was a Jedi knight in a previous life.
False, I was Daniel Boone
TNP has never had a overly sexual dream.
False, but I'm not sharing details, although a rubber spatula may have been involved...
TNP has never eaten Pavlova
true. i dont even know who she is.
TNP has a secret tattoo which he or she will now describe.
Obviously I can't reveal all of it or it wont be secret any more.
I can show you a bit of it
Dum Dum da Dah Dum Dum
The Np doesn't mind paying taxes
False, taxes are a necessary evil but that doesn't mean that I like them.
TNP thinks that the current inflation is only temporary
Yes, but temporary can be anything short of permanent.
Friday night or Monday morning.
Friday night for the win!
Quote from: billy rubin on March 03, 2022, 11:27:22 AM
true. i dont even know who she is.
All is explained here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova_(cake))
TNP prefers passionfruit to kiwi fruit
aha
carry on
Trying to get this back on track.
I don't get passionate about passion fruit, but I don't get kiwi about kiwi, either, so I'll say "true".
TNP has climbed every mountain, forded every stream, followed every rainbow, but still hasn't found their dream.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 07, 2022, 09:52:19 PM
TNP has climbed every mountain, forged every stream, followed every rainbow, but still hasn't found their dream.
Mix. I haven't climbed EVERY mountain, or forged EVERY stream etc. But I still haven't found my dream.
There is something I need to get off my chest. It's hard for me to say it but in these turbulent times I feel it's necessary to try. *deep breath*
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
TNP also thinks some things are hard to say.
Some things are hard to say, true. Like "you bore me" or "you are an asshole". But they are easy to write on a message board, so that makes up for it. (Not talking about you, Mr. B!).
TNP is meaner inside a car or on a message board than he/she is in personal encounters.
As a Dutchman, I'm very direct. If that makes me appear mean then so be it.
TNP however is worried that some words could hurt other people.
True, you have to be very careful these days because you may not be aware of everyone's sensibilities.
TNP would like to take this job and shove it.
False, although my job has been stressful lately, and we are going through a major reorganization currently, the people I work with are excellent in their fields, and are pleasure to work with. Plus I practically manage myself so I can't complain at all(Basically our main client has decided rather than renew their contract with us which is about to expire, they are going to absorb our company and all of our personal into theirs,...so starting next month I'll be working directly for a Korean company)
TNP would prefer to visit the Galapagos Islands rather than Disney Land/World.
Definitely true, but the Galapagos probably don't need any more human visitors.
TNP has been to Antarctica.
Quote from: Anne D. on March 12, 2022, 06:28:44 PM
TNP has been to Antarctica.
False, but does living in Michigan sort of count?
TNP has seen something so amazing or beautiful in their life that it has stopped them dead in their tracks.
^^^this is a much more profound question than it seems at first.
i have seen many amazing things, so many that its hard for me to single something out.
i have seen a mid air collision in the sky over arizona , that killed seven people in the fireball before it crashed to the ground.
i have sat on the edge of a sheer 400 foot cliff in the sierra ancha and watched lightining ignite a fire in the desert below.
i have followedthe progress of a transatlantic flight on a map, said to myself, greenland should be visible now, looked out the window and watched its southern tip slide into the distance
i have leaned over the rai of a mudboat heading out to sea and watched the porpoises dancing in the bow wave among the scintilla of countless plankton sparkling inte water
i have walked among the sea anenomes and starfish of the cold northern pacific and picked up the sea cucumbers from the black sands of the south china sea
and all that crap. whats amazing? i dunno. this whole question deserves its own thread, bruno. its too interesteing
the NP has been surprised totally naked in a place where he should not have been totally naked.
Quote from: billy rubin on March 15, 2022, 11:57:49 PM
^^^this is a much more profound question than it seems at first.
i have seen many amazing things, so many that its hard for me to single something out.
i have seen a mid air collision in the sky over arizona , that killed seven people in the fireball before it crashed to the ground.
i have sat on the edge of a sheer 400 foot cliff in the sierra ancha and watched lightining ignite a fire in the desert below.
i have followedthe progress of a transatlantic flight on a map, said to myself, greenland should be visible now, looked out the window and watched its southern tip slide into the distance
i have leaned over the rai of a mudboat heading out to sea and watched the porpoises dancing in the bow wave among the scintilla of countless plankton sparkling inte water
i have walked among the sea anenomes and starfish of the cold northern pacific and picked up the sea cucumbers from the black sands of the south china sea
and all that crap. whats amazing? i dunno. this whole question deserves its own thread, bruno. its too interesteing
the NP has been surprised totally naked in a place where he should not have been totally naked.
Billy, I would say that yes, you have seem a number of things in your life based on the descriptions above which are truly
amazing, and again I think yes, they would all stop a normal person dead in their tracks...I like the examples you give because they touch on a number of emotions. The first one was sad and horrifying, the second beautiful and poetic, the third a moment of mental clarity, the fourth and fifth are examples of the amazing beauty and variety of life on our planet.
Thanks for sharing, and yes we need a thread dedicated to this, butt what do we call it?
True, in fact I have to pick one example to share as this has happened to me more than once. I had spent the night at a girlfriends apartment which she shared with a friend of hers who was out of town for the weekend. We had gotten up in the morning, and since we had the apartment to ourselves I was walking around naked, and had gone into the kitchen to get us both something to drink...we had some music on loud, and the girlfriend was awake, but still in bed.
The roommates parents had a key to the apartment for some reason, and had decided to stop by at 10am in the morning to drop off some stuff for their daughter who was out of town.
They walked into the kitchen only to find me standing there naked, pouring orange juice into glasses, while gyrating to the music.
I had never met them before, so my initial response was one of fear and anger...I said something like, "Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you doing here"!
Roommate later told us that her parents were as upset and pissed off at my language, as they were at my nakedness.
TNP has been caught "Doing It"!
Yes, by my step-daughter from my first marriage. As I recall, we were under the sheets, so I'm not sure any damage was done.
TNP has crossed some international border illegally.
False. A friend of mine however did. He sneaked across the former DDR border, hidden in the trunk of a car.
TNP needs a good massage.
Quote from: Tom62 on March 22, 2022, 06:06:03 AM
TNP needs a good massage.
OMG!!
You must be psychotic, I mean psychic!
I was literally thinking about this on the way to the office this morning as I was driving past a Spa I have frequented in the past...haven't been there in over two years since the pandemic started, and I was thinking I need to pay them a visit sometime this spring, and treat myself to a nice long massage.
TNP has been to a psychic and gotten a reading.
False, but I have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express.
I am pissed at weather people because they always say shit like "it's 92 degrees, but it feels like 100 because of the humidity", or "it's 41 degrees, but it feels like 32 because of the wind." And then when it is 100 or 32 it always "feels like" something else. Does anyone really know what it just "feels like" to be a certain temperature?
TNP knows what it actually feels like to be 62 degrees.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 08, 2022, 09:32:56 PM
False, but I have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express.
I am pissed at weather people because they always say shit like "it's 92 degrees, but it feels like 100 because of the humidity", or "it's 41 degrees, but it feels like 32 because of the wind." And then when it is 100 or 32 it always "feels like" something else. Does anyone really know what it just "feels like" to be a certain temperature?
TNP knows what it actually feels like to be 62 degrees.
True I do. 62 degrees is compliment to 28 degrees....one must use the following equation to determine this:
Complement of x° = 90° - xThe next person has had an old-fashioned RootBeer Float, in a Five & Dime Store, while sitting at the counter on a groove-ring stool with a fountain base...stool seat has to be red.
Only a few of us are old enough to have done that Bruno. Five and dime stores, always with a lunch counter and soda fountain, have gone the way of buggy whips. So have five and dime prices I might add.
TNP is not aware that five and dime stores like S.H. Kress and F.W. Woolworth, actually existed in almost every city and town in the whole US of A
I am aware. My town was too small, but it did have a pharmacy that had a real soda fountain, and I would get a malt there on occasion. Today, that soda fountain is a bar, and the pulls give real beer, not root beer.
TNP has seen Old Faithful in Yellowstone erupt.
True, that was quite spectacular to watch
TNP has special plans for the Easter holidays
True, we are getting out of town for a weekend spring trip. Nothing to do with Easter, but it happens then.
TNP once owned a cell phone that about a foot long with the antenna.
True, one of the Motorola "brick" analogue phones
TNP has bought CD versions of all their favourite LPs, but now only listens to the MP3 versions
False, I'm in a no man's land of listening to vinyl, tapes, CDs, and Spotify and still buying CDs and sometimes vinyl.
TNP is dying Easter eggs this weekend.
Not fucking likely! I will, however, be turning a boneless leg of lamb on a spit on Sunday. Yummay!
TNP uses mint jelly on "lamb". It's in quotes because sometimes that "lamb" is a little long in the tooth, so to speak.
False, I prefer rosemary jelly on my lamb, hoggit or mutton
TNP has never had a roast cooked in a camp oven (dutch oven) over an open fire
True
TNP has cooked and eaten a hedgehog?
It's Tank! :heyhey:
False and false.
TNP can weld metal.
yes. sort of. and not aluminum.
but good enough with steel to do easy stuff like tank mounts or exhaust pipes.
the next poster has looked at a.moray eel who was looking back at him.
False but I would love to do that.
TNP watched England beat Germany 2:1 in the European Cup at Wembley on Sunday? At 87,192 attendance it was the largest attendance to a women's football match in history... so far.
False, but congratulations.
TNP is happy to see Boris go.
True
But if Liz Truss gets to be PM, and she's the favourite, fuck knows what we're going to do.
TNP has a favourite Christmas memory.
true
christmas day 1965
i was swimming in the outdoor pool at the manila polo club
85 F, sunny
first winter at the equator
TNP has a favorute memiry of guy fawkes day
Quote from: billy rubin on August 05, 2022, 06:17:55 PMtrue
christmas day 1965
i was swimming in the outdoor pool at the manila polo club
85 F, sunny
first winter at the equator
TNP has a favorute memiry of guy fawkes day
True
About 1980, Guy Fawkes day, I was invited by a friend of an MP to have a tour of the Houses of Parliament.
TNP had a favourite memory of an 'I don't do Easter' hol.
False, although Easter pretty much ended as soon as the grandkids got too big for egg hunts.
TNP would like to ride with billy on one of his road trips.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on August 16, 2022, 09:14:05 PMFalse, although Easter pretty much ended as soon as the grandkids got too big for egg hunts.
TNP would like to ride with billy on one of his road trips.
True.
TNP finds Steve Martin extremely irritating.
TNP finds Steve Martin extremely irritating.
True but he can also be hilarious. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is eye wateringly funny.
TNP hunts for the coffee creams in the chocolate box?
Quote from: Tank on August 17, 2022, 08:16:13 AMTNP hunts for the coffee creams in the chocolate box?
False, I despise coffee flavoured things, chocolates, iced coffee, tiramisu, etc. OTOH, I love a double shot espresso. Go figure...
TNP prefers passionfruit and strawberries on their pavlova rather than chocolate chips and peppermint
False I prefer double wiped cream on my ballet dancer.
TNP raised more than £350 chugging for charity in 4 hours?
Fuck charity! True atheists have zero compassion.
The following poster sells seashells by the seashore.
False. I collect seashells by the seashore.
TNP has been caught pleasuring themselves?
I don't know if I would call it "caught." Most rudely and inconsiderately walked in on - sure.
The next person has been thusly interrupted while engaged in a mutual pleasuring session with another.
...that's a euphemism for bumping uglies, which is a idiom meaning doing the deed, which is another way to say ploughing, which is a word, sometimes used to describe having sex.
So sayeth The Asmo, while idly humming "It's just porn, mum" by Trucks. :smilenod:
False. But that's more by luck than judgement :D
TNP has had there luggage lost for them by an airline?
Sent on the wrong plane to the wrong city in a completely different country, no less. Of course, the trip was work related and all my necessary stash was in said luggage. Still, the airline heroically located it and expressed it back to me for a total delay of less than 12 hours - also, paid the related expenses.
The next person lost their glasses in the fridge/freezer?
False, I don't wear glasses, but I really should.
TNP loves game shows but is embarrassed by that.
False if you considered Strictly Come Dancing a game show. And I watch 'Pointless' regularly.
TNP plays Darts and has scored 180 with the darts.
False, liked to play it when I was young but was pretty bad at it.
TNP like to play chess
False: Never really got on with it beyond understanding the moves.
But I did make one once :)
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/8554/Q3a81V.jpg)
TNP would go out of their way so they don't tread on a bug?
TNP is The Asmo. He rolls as He wills. (False)
The next person has been in a car crash?
Quote from: Tank on August 28, 2022, 09:01:53 AMFalse: Never really got on with it beyond understanding the moves.
But I did make one once :)
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/8554/Q3a81V.jpg)
TNP would go out of their way so they don't tread on a bug?
what is the wood?
white o ak and . . . mahogany?
thats really nice btw
Quote from: Asmodean on August 28, 2022, 10:20:35 AMTNP is The Asmo. He rolls as He wills. (False)
The next person has been in a car crash?
lol
i once drove a truck down the highway at 50 mph on its roof, hanging from yhe seat belt. but i didnt hit anything. does that qualify? ivenrver been in a bad crash tho
tnp has had to wait on the road until the monkeys had finished crossing
Quote from: billy rubin on August 28, 2022, 03:29:08 PMQuote from: Tank on August 28, 2022, 09:01:53 AMFalse: Never really got on with it beyond understanding the moves.
But I did make one once :)
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/8554/Q3a81V.jpg)
TNP would go out of their way so they don't tread on a bug?
what is the wood?
white o ak and . . . mahogany?
thats really nice btw
Oak and Sapel and African alternative to mahogany
True, at a safari park when I was a kid.
TNP has been 'punched' by an elephant? It happened to me at the same safari park.
False, but I've been close enough to smell one. Yeesh.
TNP is a member of the "mile high club".
False, but I confess to having had some fantasies about the gorgeous Stewardess who leaned too far over while presenting me with a package of peanuts.
TNP believes that mushrooms' are not edible, they may be poisonous.
False, I subscribe to Terry Pratchett's view that all mushrooms are edible, but some are only edible once...
TNP thinks a good whisky and cream sauce goes really well with their haggis, tatties and neeps.
gah
no
false. not that again.
TNP has eaten kangaroo tails
False, but the concept fascinates The Asmo. Roo tails, you say..? :let'seat:
The next person is also adventurous when it comes to trying new foods?
True. As long as the person cooking them also eats them. :)
The next person passed their driving test on their third attempt?
First, as fortune would have it. Those things are bloody expensive over 'ere.
The next person occasionally goes for a drive just for the drive's sake in spite of the spike in the price of them combustibles?
True. I have always liked driving.
The next person will buy an electric car next?
False. My next car is most likely to be diesel-powered, followed (in likeliness - not chronology) by petrol, followed by petrol-electric hybrid, followed by hydrogen, followed by none, followed by battery-electric.
The next person thinks "self-driving" cars, which by the way already exist because that's what taxis are, will become a thing within the next decade?
True, but I am not impressed by the idea
BTW, I have eaten kangaroo tail, in fact I have cooked roo tail soup, which was delicious!
TNP is not a fan of cold, wet and windy weather.
True, to the point where it come sa close third on the list of The Asmo's enemies, behind only Luxembourg and them Smart cars. To put it this way, I'd much rather boil than freeze.
Also, yes, them self-driving cars are less than impressive, especially given the amount of effort that goes into various ethics algorithms which shouldn't even be there to begin with - you are a fucking car. You side with your occupants. always. (That wasn't even an option last I partook in the questionnaire. They didn't even consider that solution. Mark my words, when the AI comes for us all, it will be our own damned fault for being try-hards. [/The Asmo wanders off, muttering peevishly]
...At least it sounds like roos taste good. At least we have that.
The next person would like to unleash the AI and meet an alien civilization?
False, I already live in an alien civilization, filled with MAGA Trumpites. Their intelligence is already artificial - I don't like it and surely don't want to meet another one, which may be even worse.
TNP is eager to see Artemis I blast off successfully.
True! Can't wait!
I would be very pleased to be able to see both the first and second set of moon landings.
TNP usually wakes up looking forward to a new day?
False. When looking forward to something - like, really looking forward, I tend to find myself unable to sleep the night before.
That's not to say that I wake up cursing the day before it even really starts, but... I just wake up. Go about my business. Some days end in disappointment - some in pleasant ways. Most days? They just end.
The next person could live comfortably without the Internet?
True. I used to and would really like to go back to an Internet free world.
I would definitely miss all you guys but I'd be a lot less stressed.
The next person likes prawns in thousand island dressing?
False, never tried it but it sounds dreadful. I prefer a prawn cocktail sauce with whisky
TNP has never left the country
False. I have been to the west coast of the USA, south to Cape Town and East to Cypress.
TNP has never left the city?
false
i have lived in big cities in lots of places
and all my life i wanted to live as far out in the boondocks as i could and now i do
tnp has had cows piss all over them, far out in the boondocks
False: thank goodness!
:o how would you get pissed all over by a cow unless you wanted to? Asking for a friend ;D
The next person like Hinze Pea & Ham soup?
Quote from: Tank on September 04, 2022, 07:38:05 AMFalse: thank goodness!
:o how would you get pissed all over by a cow unless you wanted to? Asking for a friend ;D
The next person like Hinze Pea & Ham soup?
i onced worked as a cowboy. part of my job was to search the pasures and woodlands for newborn calves that their mothers had hidden so we could get them out into better pasture.
when i would finally locate a calf, i would pick it up and carry it to the ATV
no working horses on this ranch
and ride to somewhere else, with the mother trotting alo g behind me.
i generally never carried a calf anywhere without the calf peeing all over my lap during trip. the calf always retaliated by rinsing my trousers.
i worked there until i got hurt, which is generally how cowboys transition to something else.
false
i have never eaten it but i know i wouldnt like it. peas are good fresh and lightly cooked, poor sustenance otherwise.
tnp has had the unsettlling experience of seeing a photograph of a parent taken long before at a similar age and mistaking the subject for himself.
False. Or, if The Asmo had such an experience, He was too young to remember.
The next person actually likes The Rings of Power, like that Traitorous Troll Tank? :rant1: The Asmo ought to SMITE something, is what He ought to do!
(In seriousness, if you do enjoy it thus far - good for you. Don't let an Asmo dictate how you should and should not be entertained.)
Can't say that I have seen it, so false.
However, I did recently watch a recording of the Broadway hit Hamilton and really liked it. TNP has seen and likes Hamilton.
False, haven't seen Hamilton but I want to. I don't know anyone who's seen it who didn't like it.
TNP has a cat on their lap.
False, our three cats are not lap cats. They love to sleep beside us though.
TNP prefers wine over beer
True. Mostly. I love a good Merlot. But on a hot day a cool pint of beer hits the spot.
TNP Prefers whisky to brandy?
True, though He avoids both, really.
The next person can practically see the coming winter's electricity-related headlines in Europe already? :fingertap:
True. And it's a F'ing nightmare.
The next person has never been overweight?
False. If only...
TNP prefers pork pies to pasties
True. Pasties are often extreme examples of tasteless air engineering.
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The next person plays online multiplayer games
False: Unless you include Facebook?
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The next person knows how to remove that brown packaging tape thing residue from a huwhite table surface short of setting the table on fire, claiming insurance and using the insurance money to get a new one without said tape residue on?
True. This stuff (https://www.amazon.com/Goo-Gone-Original-Liquid-Adhesive/dp/B00006IBNJ) does the trick.
TNP feels a bit sad because the queen died
True. She's been around all my life. She did a good job. I seriously did not expect this reaction.
TNP spends too much time online?
Quote from: Tank on September 09, 2022, 01:57:53 PMTNP spends too much time online?
False.
The next person suspects that there may be
something about The Asmo's answer with a huwhiff of marine fauna?
Quote from: Tom62 on September 09, 2022, 01:50:16 PMThis stuff (https://www.amazon.com/Goo-Gone-Original-Liquid-Adhesive/dp/B00006IBNJ) does the trick.
Cheers! It even has goo in its name for added trustworthiness. Hereby ordered, although the answer that did involve a major fire would also have been acceptable. :smilenod:
is some one willing to explain exactly what a "pastie" is because in america a pastie is what pretty women stick over their nipples when they dance without any clothes on
A pastie is a Cornish hand held pastry pie. Traditional contents meat, veg and potatoes. What makes it unusual it it's shape and construction. It's semi-circular with a thick crust outside on the curved side. It was created so the Cornish tin miners could hold it by the crust when eating it and then throw the crust away stopping them consuming any tin ore from their fingers.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Cornish_Pasty_%28cropped%29.jpeg)
That is a particularly nice looking example. Many today are small roadside reheated shack size.
True. I find myself refreshing the news feeds every 30 minutes to make sure I did not miss anything. Yuck!
TNP will definitely watch the next season of The Crown when it comes out.
False.
The next person knows what the few posts above are on about..? :unsure:
True, I answered the wrong post, so sorry. Before that, Billy decided to talk about pasties, which was apropos of nothing, but interesting. Then you got us back on track, because that is what Asmo does.
TNP is grateful to Asmo for keeping us on the straight and narrow.
True. Someone needs to keep order in this thread.
TNP worries too much.
True.
TNP probably doesn't worry enough?
True. The Asmo could benefit from added paranoia. :smilenod:
The next person prefers hang-drying clothes to tumble-drying them?
Hmmmm false, most of the time. Nicely tumble dried clothes have a better texture/feel to them IMO.
TNP loves ironing clothes?
false. hard to iron them pasties.
(https://i.imgur.com/YPZ0dl5l.jpg)
TNP has noticed a diminution of wildlife diversity in their backyard this year
False. Although it wasn't very diverse to begin with. But I have noticed a reduction in numbers.
TNP would like a wombat as a pet?
True, they look cuddly. I have a T-shirt with a wombat on it.
TNP is having a barbecue this weekend.
False but possibly true. I'll tell you on Monday.
TNP has a favourite bird?
True. Chicken are good for eating in all kinds of configurations and modes of preparation. Even their unborn are yummy.
The next person also craves chicken now :(
false.
i dont like to eat chicken. or pigs. or cows. or sheep. or fish. or worms. or insects. or crustaceans. or clams. or anything like that.
TNP has picked apples for a living
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For those wishing to have a wombat as a pet: I had a friend who had one back in the day. While it was still very young, it was indeed a cute little thing, although it did smell funny. However, once wombats attain adulthood they are anything but cute, and they are quite large being around 1 metre or three feet long, they undermine your house's foundations, destroy your fence and dig huge burrows just right for you to fall into and break your leg. (My uncle once did this.) Also, despite their apparent stubby shape, they can run at up to 40 kph, faster than any human.
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Thank you for the wombat PSA, Bluenose. I had no idea.
False, but my niece is currently working in the kitchen of an apple orchard. She makes caramel apples and apple cider doughnuts and gets to eat the rejects. I am very jealous. I love caramel apples. They are the ultimate symbol of fall.
The next person has already had their first caramel apple of the season.
False. Not entirely sure what a caramel apple is, I suspect it's what we call a toffee apple, but in any case it's early spring here, not autumn.
TNP prefers lemon and sugar on their pancakes to maple syrup and butter
True. But I like both.
TNP likes decorating their home?
false.
i live at the moment in a metal warehouse with no decoration at all, just motors, tools, books, and an obnoxious old tomcat. if it had windows id fill it with plants, but since it has only roll up doors i have to step outside.
TNP has visited the inside of a submarine
True. It was an Oberon class diesel electric boat at Chatham navel base in Kent. Very cramped as you'd expect.
TNP has been on a battleship? Not a cruiser or some other type of warship but a true battleship.
False, although I have been to the USS Arizona memorial, does that count?
OH, and I have also been on an "O" boat, twice. One that was still in commission while it was alongside at the previous submarine base in Sydney, and also ex HMAS Onslow which is preserved as a museum ship at the Darling Harbour Maritime Museum.
TNP has spent more than a week at sea and loved it
true
i used to work summers on a drill ship off the coast of borneo as a kid, and later on geophysical boats in the caribbean doing seismic surveys. generally out five weeks to a couple months before i had to go back to school. fantastic time in tropical waters
TNP has ridden a pig, or tried to
False, but I have castrated a pig. Used to work on a farm that raised pigs, so I learned that valuable skill then. It has helped me go far in life.
TNP has an absolutely worthless skill.
True. I'm pretty good at From Software games. Dark Souls, Sekiro, Elden Ring... The lot. Actually, I think that's more an artefact of patience than skill, but there it is.
The next person has played one of the abovementioned games?
false. i have played pong, but that was back when you had to drive to a shopping center when it was new. plus ive played tetris two or three times. my kids have various kill-whatever-you-encounter games, but ive never been able to work the controller correctly.
TNP has learned to juggle
True if you are talking about juggling budget matters.
TNP has considered buying an electric bicycle or electric scooter.
True, if you count a mobility scooter as an e-scooter. LOL
TNP thinks mobility scooters are great for grandparents taking the grandkids to the zoo.
True. Also, for Asmos to drive recklessly through malls, libraries and other public places where such behaviour is frowned upon. The Asmo, He'd get one and install a couple of... Whatever passes for the electric motor's version of turbochargers. Yep. Chaos and mayhem and prams and dentures flying in every direction. Glorious.
The next person enjoys musicals?
just as an aside
click on the next button
my favorite pipefitter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7gWMgN1NGM
^^^ Holy shit. 70 miles per hour!
Quote from: Asmodean on September 16, 2022, 01:13:20 PMTrue. Also, for Asmos to drive recklessly through malls, libraries and other public places where such behaviour is frowned upon. The Asmo, He'd get one and install a couple of... Whatever passes for the electric motor's version of turbochargers. Yep. Chaos and mayhem and prams and dentures flying in every direction. Glorious.
The next person enjoys musicals?
True, although I haven't seen a lot of the newer ones. But I love The Sound of Music and Annie and My Fair Lady and Mary Poppins and Fiddler on the Roof and Yentl and Grease and Rocky Horror Picture Show.
The next person loathes musicals.
me! me! actually i dont mind them as much as opera. i detest opera. not anything wrong with it, its just when im listening to music and somebody starts singing my interest goes away. its like poetry. i hate poetry, except some poetry i love. i dont know why.
TNP has ridden down the road sitting on the roof of the car instead of inside. somebody else driving
@Anne D.-- anne, this is my all-time favorite from this lunatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w
Quote from: billy rubin on September 17, 2022, 03:01:34 AM@Anne D.-- anne, this is my all-time favorite from this lunatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w
That looks thrilling but also scary as hell. I get a kick out of how much fun he's having.
"TNP has ridden down the road sitting on the roof of the car instead of inside. somebody else driving"
False, that would be illegal
The next persons default state is disaproval
True. Unfortunately :(
I'm an old fart and the world has become a continual disappointment most of the time.
TNPwould like a wombat as a pet?
What do you mean would??
The following poster is fearing, if there are rocks ahead, but we'll all be dead.
False, my pet wombat Wally will make short work of those rocks.
The next person or wombat has recently Googled the word "askew"
Quote from: Cugel on November 11, 2022, 09:40:45 AMFalse, my pet wombat Wally will make short work of those rocks.
The next person or wombat has recently Googled the word "askew"
False, I did however, recently search the meaning of the word Omegle.
TNP believes Bad Penny has been reincarnated as Cugel?
True... True-ish. Wouldn't surprise me.
The next person remembers Penny's stash of Her late Majesty's hats.
False, but I do think Her Majesty was a pretty nice girl.
TNP just can't get excited at all about King Charles III.
True. Being an egalitarian USian, royalty doesn't impress me.
TNP forgets where they put their car keys on a regular basis.
False. But only because I'm rigorous in putting them back in one place.
TNP has never been fishing?
False. The Asmo fishes on occasion. For... Fish and such like. He's not very good at it.
The next person dislikes some mainstream main course food? (As in, not a particular spice or some weird drink - think fish and chips or a not-uncommon variety of pizza or whatever passes for "common dinner" where you are)
true.
meat.
i dislike meat. cows, pigs, birds, fish, sheep.
and bugs.
now that im no longer on the road im back to vegetarian, vegan whenever possible.
hate that stuff.
TNP can answer this question:
why is every job i hear advertized on the radio part of a "fast paced environmebt."
are there no jobs in a slow or medoum paced environment?
To discourage old people from applying Billy.
The Next gives Denethor no more than 7 out of 10 for his cherry tomato eating style, and thinks they could do better.
6 out of 10. It works, but the efficiency is lacking.
The next person has been to a concert or a festival since the Evil Flu restrictions were lifted?
Several.
The following poster has recently witnessed/been subject to, their parents and the mattress mambo.
False
The next had not considered that their now being dead might mean this appalling scenario is now possible.
Did you mean "not being dead"? Anyway, false. The scenario is not possible whether I am dead or alive.
TNP likes Thanksgiving better than Christmas (not expecting non-USAers to care).
...And We (Royal "we." Because The Asmo.) do not. About either.
Seriously though, I don't mind Christmas. Minus all the stress and shameless consumerism and visiting people you don't like to do things you find boring... In spite of all that, or perhaps partly because of it... There is something special about that time of the year. Would I rather not? Perhaps. Still, there would be "less" in the world because of it, somehow.
Rollover question because non-target audience.
False, Christmas means holidays, summer holidays, six weeks if you're a school kid, I'm taking four this year. Thanksgiving means Black Friday sales which are OK but holidays are better.
The Next wonders how many people Billy R has and where he keeps them.
True! But not until you asked the question. He's got a lot of land to hide them.
TNP has had a paranoid feeling that turned out to be real.
False
The Next had a real feeling that to their relief/disappointment/other emotion turned out to be perfectly normal paranoia everyone in the universe gets.
false
i dont get paranoid much. i dont break laws anymore, or at least not many.
well not important ones anyway.
and i only have two furroners in the house. jonah is from uganda and lucia is spanish. shes very quiet and reads but jonah watches how-to video game tutorials on his telephone at full volume. then i have three of my own atm, plus me and my lovely wife. so its not as full as.it could be
TNP has looked into a giant runni g garbage compactor and asked himself
what if i fell into that thing?
Partially true - every time I see a big machine I wonder what it would be like if I fell into it, got caught up in it, got rolled over by it, etc.
TNP has successfully grown carrots at some point in the past.
True. But only once. The first place I owned that had a garden I turned into a vegetable plot.They tasted really good.
TNP gets a great sense of satisfaction from repairing things?
True. Repairing, building, prototyping - even disassembly. It's about the process as much as the result.
Conversely, I get massively frustrated by not having that one bloody bolt and what blithering idiot packed this shit with that one bolt missing and SMITE everybody IMMEDIATELY! >:( ...Oh! That looks suspiciously like the lost bolt right there. Uh... Nevermind. :shifty:
The next person has bought at least one piece of IKEA furniture with no missing OR extra parts?
True, even more than once
TNP found it very amusing that Japan won from Germany and Saudi Arabia from Argentina in Qatar.
I guess so? No, actually, definitely false. I don't give a shit, and I was appalled to hear about how the Qatar facilities were built.
The next person is dancing around, beyond ecstatic to find that The Magic Pudding is back and has missed him terribly. And also at the same time dismayed that Bruno and Magdalena are absent.
True! Magic Pudding, you have been so missed.
The next person is an unabashed dilettante.
Thank you Anne :)
True I suppose, unless we are talking about toast, making toast is very serious business.
The next often has trouble fitting all the things they want onto a sandwich, though they don't want to be a glutton and have two.
False. Although, it is a bit of a learned skill. The Asmo accomplishes it partly by expertly stacking the ingredients and partly by making bigger sandwiches.
The next person works during the week between Christmas and New Year?
true
that sould often be me
i generally work christmas days and new years day as well
tnp uzes the position of the stars to decide whethrr to get dressed or go back to bed
False. Assuming clear skies, this time of the year the stars are out quite a bit into my regular workday, but I must admit to using Siri the iPhone, what yells at me to get my ass moving.
The next person mostly uses a smart phone like they would a regular old phone - to call people with. Maybe text them in a pinch, but preferably call?
False
People? Why would I want to talk to one of those?
The Next's favourite Xmas story is How The Easter Moose Saved The Baby Jesus From Hungry Dingo
:o True now.
The next person prefers to spend Christmas alone?
False
I don't mind xmas alone though.
The next doesn't take Easter Moose to task for concessions made to Hungry Dingo to save baby Jesus.
True, I could of wished for a better outcome but I have no idea how it could have been achieved.
The Next doesn't feel they belong to any group but everyone else seems to and $4 for a quality replica of Pudd's purple hat is a really good price.
True, but I am not sure how many personalities that hat has absorbed.
TNP cannot stand fruitcake.
False. One of my favourite cakes. But you can keep the marzipan and icing.
TNP considers a Victoria Sponge to be a waste of ingredients?
True, I much prefer fruit cake well doused with a quality rum or whisky. I hate marzipan icing too...
TNP enjoys a good rum ball at this time of year
False, maybe.
The Nxt as part of their exercise regime uses the before you take a piss you must do push-ups technique.
False. But it sounds like something worth implementing depending on the number of pushups. I could see knocking out one-half of one, possibly up to two. Is this required even for nighttime calls of nature?
TNP really loved Martin Amis at one point but isn't sure how they feel about him now.
False I am largly ambivalent to Martin Amis
TNP looks forward to tomaorrow?
True, there's always something new coming.
TNP follows no sports.
False: I have followed F1 motor sport since about 1975. I haven't missed a race since VHS recorders were introduced.
TNP goes fishing?
True, although not as often as I would like these days. In fact, I am a long time (≈ 30 years) committee member of Native Fish Australia (httpe://www.nativefish.asn.au)
TNP did not know that the largest wholly freshwater fish in Australia, the Murray cod, has a maximum recorded size of 183 cm (6 ft) and 113 kg (250 lbs)
true
that is a huge fish.
tnp will go out tonight and see the waxing moon past first quarter, with mars two fists above the horizon after sunset while jupiter is high towards the equator.
with field glssses you can see the moons of jupiter
False. There be dark clouds above The Asmo because... Mostly because He is The Asmo, He suspects.
The next person is mildly annoyed by "everything" being christmas-related like two months before Christmas. I mean, sell me some regular bloody hot dogs for pity's sake! I don't need them packed with some special-taste Santa-weirdness! >:(
False, I wore my company logo christmas socks to work today.
Xmas holidays are only two more weeks of work away.
The next often mutes the youtube, keeps the pics and sources the sound from somewhere better.
False. It never occurred to me.
TNP loves the smoky taste of properly prepared baba ghanoush.
True, I love it
TNP had bungee jumped
False, I had a retina detach walking two small dogs, bungee jumping isn't for me.
The Nxt has seen "He Died With a Felafel In His Hand"
False.
TNP has tried eating roasted chestnuts and they got caught in his/her throat.
True, horrible bloody things...
TNP has yet to discover the joys of eating fresh fish with a coating including some lemon myrtle
False. That pastime has been known to The Asmokind for a good, long huwhile.
The next person is finished with their Christmas shopping?
True, no more Xmas shopping for me
TNP has high hopes for the year 2023
False. I think it will be hard on my wallet through decreasing purchasing power, increasing interest rates, flat stock markets and rampant (though slowing) inflation - and my economy is robust enough. It will be far worse for a lot of people than it ever will for me, I suspect. I also fully expect to lose a family member and will get another year closer to 40 and that sports car I've been putting off. figures that I'll be getting it when the prices are at the highest when compared to the earnings.
In any case, the next person thinks that I'm wrong?
on that sports car, buy now. think later.
False.
TNP missed the question.
False, because the next person was also the previous person and somehow, they are all of them The Asmo.
Divinity. It is hard work. :sadnod:
The next person thinks Tesla trucks will become a thing in the long haul business, in spite of having to sacrifice carrying capacity for battery capacity and practically needing a whole substation to recharge in less than like... A week?
They haven't got the design right yet. The battery pack needs to be removable and rechargeable off vehicle. You then arrive at your destination drop your load (so to speak) and swap out the battery pack.
They might get _that_ going. However, the major issue as I see it is far more pedestrian than tech; it's tonnage. If you can only haul half with an ELGV of what you could with ye-regular dino goo... Yeah. They could be hard to sell, especially seeing how several manufacturers have already established themselves in that light segment, where tonnage is less of an issue.
Rollover question because none was asked ;-)
Uh, I don't know what the question was, so false.
TNP is confused how we got on this dialogue about cars in a TNP thread.
Negatory
The following poster is up for lead twit after elon graciously relinquishes control.
Ye, I'll give it a go.
The next person being a real chicken, thinks they'd shit on all entrants in the 3000m steeple chase for people who think they are chickens.
False. That would be a chickenshit thing to do.
TNP thinks the Naked Gun are very funny, even if O.J. Simpson was one of the co-stars.
False. The Asmo does not know what that is.
The next person thinks that there are way too many streaming services, each with but a few gems and otherwise full of crap and that the solution is one more streaming service, which would have all the well-made stuff and leave the rest for the rest?
True I suppose, who decides what's crap? besides sport, that's all crap.
The next has another miscreant to join Trump and Elon in Bruce's oubliette.
I'm working on Murdoch, make him think they're serving endangered species and unicorn blood.
False, as I don't see what Musk and/or Trump would be imprisoned for, and some billionaire drama makes my feeds a little more interesting.
There are people who I wouldn't mind seeing leave the spotlight, but on the other hand, as long as they have an opinion to present - they should, and if said spotlight happens to shine on them as they do... All the better for them, I suppose.
Ok, new plan;
The next person thinks that there ought to be yet another streaming service what has all the good (as people who like such things would define it) sport on it, thus yielding two good streaming services; one for the sports fans asnd one for The As... That is to say, for the rest of us?
As for who decides - quality is measurable. I was talking about crap as in poorly-made/executed, rather than The Asmo dislikes.
Quote from: Asmodean on December 21, 2022, 07:53:17 AMAs for who decides - quality is measurable.
It is once you make up a measure.
False, Australia is entirely populated by criminals, it's a cultural thing.
The Nxt would rather swim like dolphins can swim than fly like an eagle, to the sea.
true
dolphons always looked to me like tbey were having a wonderful time. amazing amimals.
tnp has never been bitten by a fish.
False! I got bitten by a tiny blue fish while swimming in the Med while on holiday as a teenager.
Rollover, I assume..?
True. The Asmo, however, has bitten many fishes. Asmos bite. Fishes fear them.
The next person has never been bitten by a human.
False, if you do things properly you get bitten, it is your due.
The nxt has been bitten by a human in an entirely unfriendly way.
True. Humans are unfriendly, bitey creatures, especially the smallish variety. The watchamacallems..? Not dwarfs, but... Midgets? ...No, not that iether. Ah! Children! >:(
The next person has children (And has been bitten by them)?
Everyone knows human children are toxic.
The following poster is a proctologist and drives a Ford Probe.
False and false.
The nxt notes No one now seems to know what everyone knows.
false
tnp experiences excesses of evil in his heart
false
tnp experiences excesses of evil in his heart
i can do it the second time
False, don't have one.
The following poster bathes in mayonnaise, every other weekend.
False. I haven't had a bath in years.
TNP only showers?
True, the water heater element dies every seven years or so, then it's kettles of hot water in the tub.
The nxt's table cloth also displays traditional christmas fauna.
(https://i.imgur.com/yt74efi.jpg)
False, but fauna is strewn around the house.
TNP is having a Merry Christmas!!
true!
everybody is here except the number one son and his fiancee
he is in the city sick in bed.
aparently a bad cold, but who knows these days
TNP lives somewhere that currently has nicer weather than i do up here in the polar vortex
True. It was 84º F here today, clear and sunny. We did, however, have freezing conditions last week. Ice on lawns and vehicle roofs.
TNP wishes they were in California for a few days of weather suitable for short pants.
False, rather prefer to go to Thailand instead.
TNP bought or will buy a lot of fireworks for New Year's Eve.
False. As is usual for me, I let other people do the whole fireworks business while I myself watch from a high perch. That ski jumping rig we have around here. That works. Usually though, there is fog. Maybe this year...
The next person has appeared in a movie?
False, unless you count this one, you have to click the live webcam play thing.
Why is there a police bus there?
https://www.nsw.gov.au/driving-boating-and-transport/conditions-weather-and-tides/webcams/port-macquarie (https://www.nsw.gov.au/driving-boating-and-transport/conditions-weather-and-tides/webcams/port-macquarie)
The nxt abhors jet skis and probably the pudgy people propelled by them.
False. I have no particular feeling about either.
TNP has been to Kansas City and did not find any crazy little women on the corner of 12th Street and Vine.
Royally false.
The following poster farts into jars, and loves the fermented odor.
True. I market it as "Flatulent Flattery" and sell it as perfume. I've made millions since Covid.
TNP does NOT eat an apple a day because his/her doctor is really hot.
False, I don't have a doctor.
Doctor, dentist, mechanic, lawyer, accountant, butcher, baker, candle stick maker...
The nxt doesn't have one they call theirs.
False, they are all mine.
TNP thinks it is funny that Kevin McCarthy has failed to achieved his life's goal of being Speaker of the House after 6 votes.
False- I think it's HILARIOUS! :rofl:
TNP hopes that the Dem nominee becomes speaker.
False. As The Asmo is in Eurostan, He doth not particularly care.
The next person has touched the metal top of a live capacitor?
False. At least at least as for as I know. I have never deliberately been involved in a production.
Rollover for interest. The next person has appeared in a movie?
True. A stand-in when I was about... 15-16?
Rolling over my question then. Live capacitors. Metal caps. Finger-touchy? Yes/no? :smilenod:
False, power off before touchy anything.
The nxt hasn't tongued a nine volt.
False, I tried it!
TNP has lost a toe nail after stubbing their toe (I have).
True. Mine turned black and then died a long, slow death before falling off.
TNP has secretly wanted to strangle his/her boss.
False. I made no secret of it!!! Many others didn't either. If he had died under suspicious circumstances the police would have had a queue under the 'Who wanted to see this man dead?'banner!
TNP Sabotaged their bosses car?
The Asmo admits to nothing.
...Well, technically, He did, but at the time, His boss was The Asmo, against whom He righteously rebelled and a crash ensued.
The next person never did no crime?
False. I am saying nothing else.
TNP bears the shame of an evil deed done decades ago, that haunts his/her mind regularly.
True, but I was born with a guilty conscience.
TNP has a recurring nightmare that they've killed someone and hidden the body and always wakes up from it wondering if they really did.
The Asmo will neither confirm nor deny it being a nightmare... Or the case. ;D
The next person does not remember their dreams?
False, though probably don't remember all.
I've certainly had the "they've killed someone and hidden the body" dream.
The nxt knows the word for the feeling of relief felt when waking and realising they don't have to deal with what they were just dreaming about, such as police with cadaver dogs sniffing out their backyard DIY concreting.
The Asmo can neither confirm nor deny that false - He knows that feeling as He goes to sleep.
...What? He is an evil God. :smilenod:
The next person has successfully poured DIY concrete?
False. I had professionals do it ;)
Whoever answers this has inspected the contents of their handkerchief and been proud of the results.
False.
The Nxt is dubious about all this being proud of stuff going on these days
True in so far as being proud of something one did not achieve.
I make for a terrible football supporter, to put it this way. So some dudes won a game..? Good for them.
The next person, however, is capable of taking pride in something that for them "just is?"
Yes, but "taking pride" is not the same as being "prideful". It's being happy, pleased and satisfied about something, and there are a few things that "just are" for which I experience this feeling. Such as my bald head.
TNP has a mental list of things he/she would like to go back and change/delete in his/her past.
False. Every flip of the coin, every decision made, every problem solved and avoided - everything in my past defines me exactly as I am today, and I don't mind that me. Change something, and there would be a different The Asmo having - or not - different regrets here now.
Interesting question, so rolling it forward.
True, There are a couple of things that if I'd known then what I know now I would have done things differently. It could well have changed my life trajectory but I think I would have had a better work life balance.
Roll over.
This ought to be its own thread because it really is an excellent question.
Re-rollover because I did answer.
I will make a thread.
TNP will participate in that thread.
Maybe
The nxt is disappointed that no one in Bruce's thread has yet volunteered anything that they can store away and use against them when the time is right.
True. I was hoping to gain some juicy information.
TNP wants The Magic Pudding to be the Priest of this forum, to take confession from everyone, and to completely violate priest-penitent confidentiality - to rip open the confessional for all to see!
That's a good idea! We should have an atheists concessional!
i confess
i am lobby lud and i claim my five pounds
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on January 09, 2023, 01:25:21 PMTrue. I was hoping to gain some juicy information.
TNP wants The Magic Pudding to be the Priest of this forum, to take confession from everyone, and to completely violate priest-penitent confidentiality - to rip open the confessional for all to see!
False, I've done internet "research" about confessions and what they invariably (with peculiar variation) culminate in. I have no wish to invariably culminate with any of you.
The nxt agrees that Tank and Billy's sacrilege, not observing the proper observances of The Next Person thread, deserve seemingly cruel and gruesome but actually kind and benevolent punishment.
Agree. I do not like it when disrupters disrupt the natural order of things. It's quite disruptive.
TNP drinks at least 3 cups of coffee each morning as a part of the natural order of things.
False, but I do partake of a double-shot espresso on non dialysis days.
TNP does not consider whatever it is that Starbucks puts in it cups to be coffee.
True indeed, unless it is just-fucking-coffee, which is getting ever harder to buy from them hipster establishments.
The next person is allergic to hipsters?
Trueish, hoomans in general.
The following poster has an odd fixation with getting even.
It is a even fixation! >:(
(True. The Asmo is probably on the vengeful side of the angels and demons spectrum)
The next person thinks that opportunism is a perfectly valid way of going about one's life?
I'll take this opportunity to excuse your misfortune of incorrectly next postering me.
The following poster is already 83 sheets to the wind.
False. Just a couple sheets.
TNP got good news this Friday the Thirteenth.
False, but I didn't get any bad news either so I count that as a win. I also got to tickle a parrots tummy. Which is not something I get to do every day.
TNP is a night bird?
absolutely completely false. not since i was a teenager with different body rhythms. im up at 0500, work until 1600 or 1700, and in the winter im in the rack by 2000. strictly diurnal. night shifts cause me to make dangerous mistakes.
the next poster has eaten calf testcles and wondered why people do that
False and false
The following poster has a poster of the poster child for online ramblings.
False. The few posters I own are from various Warhammer 40K events and promos. Well, I think there was one from Tom Macdonald as well - came with the CDs.
The next person is capable of eating Indian street food (The sketchier the better - rusted food trucks, improvised food carts. That lot) without immediately and for hours getting parked on the throne with a torrential downpour of a brown shitstorm most mercilessly ravaging their bottom. For hours. :sadnod:
Achem... Yes, well... the next person can... That, Yes?
True. I have been to India three times and never had a GI problem. Respiratory is another thing - I am allergic to the entire city of Mumbai and saw and smelt some of the most disgusting things conceivable. It made me sick. But I like the food.
TNP has been to India and is happy he/she does not live there.
False to the first - true to the second.
(I was referring to the European variety of Indian street food. Over 'ere, it tends to be even sketchier than ye-olde trailer kebab. Wouldn't mind hearing more about your Mumbai adventures though - all things being said and done, I am fascinated by India.)
The next person would like to visit India?
True, but only if I stayed in a luxury hotel and only in selected areas that I haven't seen yet. I don't care to mingle with the masses. I will start a thread on India - why not?
TNP would rather visit India than North Korea.
Absolutely. I am content watching North Korea in documentaries and an occasional travel vlog. It seems a bit too gray, even for the LORD of all grayness. A truly Asmo-forsaken place. :sadnod:
The next person has visited an active war zone? (Including as a part of military service)
False. I've been lucky. I hope it remains that way.
TNP has a band saw and thinks it's the best tool they ever bought?
False
The Nxt knows how to make a dog sound like a cat.
True, Put it in a freezer for a day, stick it on a bandsaw and the dog goes "MRRRRRROW".
TNP thinks is a great idea to store secret documents in a garage.
False. The Asmo is a big proponent of eating such, thus storing them in The Asmo.
The next person thinks that by "secret documents," Tom was referring to an person's stash of porn and that The Asmo is weird for eating them sexy mags.
false and maybe false? but i have been to sri lanka and thought it the most beautiful place on earth, after arizona.
tnp has picked up precolumbian hand choppers off the ground while walking throughthecwoods
False, the most precolumbian thing I have seen is the Gault Archeological Site near my home, where there is evidence of human presence going back 11,000 years.
TNP likes to visit ancient cultural sites.
True, very much so. I just don't get to do it enough.
TNP has found retirement... stressful.
False, but I am not retired yet. But I can see that it will be as stressful as work, so I might as well continue to work as long as I can and get paid for my stress.
TNP finds personal value and worth in working and earning money, so he/she is likely to continue working as long as he/she can.
Largely true. I am more than my career, but what I do is useful, and I like that.
The next person washes their car at least monthly?
False. It gets washed when needed. And being a silver/grey colour it has to get quite dirty. I use the local supermarket car wash. It always has some problem like one of the jets not working or the wheel washers worn down to a stub. I always complain and get my money back. As the washes are pretty far apart nobody has noticed I do this :)
TNP will now use my ruse to get free car washes.
False, i just steal a clean one.
The following poster frequently dress up for comic con,and has never missed a show.
False on both counts.
TNP knows what comic con is.
True
The Np thinks Sigourney deserved to get squashed by the alien spaceship stairway.
False. She didn't 'deserve' it, she's just an actress. And it probably wouldn't hurt to be squished by a CGI staircase.
TNP thinks that the character Ripley in the movie Alien deserved to be squished by the alien spaceship stairway?
True all hoomans should be squished.
The following poster once had an alien encounter.
True. Fortunately they had lots of lube.
TNP has got out of bed and stepped on a cold used condom :puke:
false. i hang em up in the tube on the handhold bobbles so i cant step on em
TNP has overdone it so hard on an electronic exercise bicycle that he went home and puked
False, I can't stand exercise bikes - they hurt my butt.
TNP had a New Year's resolution that he/she has already broken.
False. I didn't make any New Year resolutions, it's safer that way.
TNP can't think of a good question?
False, I think, I don't remember.
I wonder if recording my resolutions was a resolution :-\
I can think of lots of good questions.
The Np is offended on the behalf of Turkeys (the birds), over Turkey (the country), changing its name to Türkiye to disassociate itself from Turkeys. Did anyone consult the Turkeys? I don't think so, typical UN fail.
I am only offended by offense itself. (By the way, I the turkeys were consulted, they gobbled it all up)
The following poster thinks toucan play at this game, ducks around corners, and refuses to parrot the raven mad rumblings of those mindless peckers.
True, but I don't want to crow about it. I don't want to go around robin other people's glory. That's a cardinal rule with me. I am not like the rest of these raven lunatics.
TNP thinks this conversation is for the birds.
Well that's a bit of ostrich, don't you think?
The following poster is just winging it.
True, but I still usually win right at the buzzard. Then I go hawk my wares and pick up some extra cash. People think I'm a loon, but I'm not going to swallow that.
TNP thinks this thread is a hoot.
False, it's more of a squawk.
The Np probably won't fly down to Rio
But then again, they just might
False, IIRC from here (Melbourne) Rio is sort of across and up a bit...
TNP is eggs-hausted by all the bird jokes
True, this should be ill-eagle.
The following poster loves to cover the bill, after wetting their beak.
Deleted. Everyone is tired of these jokes.
True, but for non-bird reasons.
TNP is planning a major change in his/her life and wants to share the plans with HAF.
True I'm tired of the birds.
It's now the time for Burts .
Also true as to the major change.
The Nxt has also resolved to never fall in love again.
False. I do not expect to fall in love easily - or to fail to prevent it, should I choose to, but the probably-a-little-sad answer is... I just don't care either way. Love - no love... To bastardise a quote from a song, it's all sand and water, wind and time. I'm OK, in a largely-indifferent kind of way, with things that "just are."
The next person would rather have all those things that money can buy than the money needed to buy them?
False, because when I have the money I still have the illusion of being able to buy those things, without being disappointed after I buy them.
TNP wants more, but is actually just fine where they are.
False. I'm just fine where I am at the moment.
The person who will answer this likes the smell of roses?
i remember the smell of roses
but i have almost no sense of smell anymore
even skunks are diminished and distorted. but not auto transmission fluid, strangely.
TNP has had to learn how to drive on tbe wrong side of the road
True. I have driven on the wrong side of the road in both Europe and the USA. The worst bit was dual carriageways in the USA where there were on on/off ramps. I never went down the wrong side but I had to make a conscious effort not to. Other than that I just sat in the flow and it's no different from the UK.
TNP has driven a wrong sided vehicle eg a left hand drive car on a left sided road?
False.
TNP has driven the wrong way on a one-way street.
True. Once a long time ago!
TNP Has had more accidents reversing than going forward.
False. One in reverse - I was young and unused to a car with a vast overhang in front of the front wheels, so when turning out of a parking space, I hooked my front bumper on one of them concrete divider things and half-pulled it off. Two and a quarter frontal impacts - one with my stepdad's garage, one with another car (Low speed MVC on ice) and one road sign (also on ice)
When not driving, my bus got rear-ended by a bus once, with me in the rearmost seats - then suddenly in the bendy middle bit. My car got reversed into while parked once. Had to re-paint the front bumper and change some plastic clips what hold such things in place these days. Probably a scrape or two I'm forgetting, but that's pretty much my MVC history right there.
When buying car insurance, the next person looks more at what it is exactly they buy than the price?
True. You can get more insurance for a fairly small increase in premium. Always buy "Uninsured/Underinsured Motorist" protection - there are many idiots out there with no insurance in the States.
TNP becomes a different, more aggressive, and more brazen person when driving a car.
False. I'm a blue steel SoB 100% of the time. :P
TNP Can change out a flat tire but uses a roadside service instead,
For shame. Shame on The Asmo and His Divinely-Lazyass ways.
The next person has read more than 100 books in their entirety?
True. And as I can't bring myself to ever throw a book away I have all of them and many others.
TNP hoards books?
True. And I keep buying more even though there's no place to put them and they're a bitch to move. The only books I read as e-books are my noir stories. These days it's Alan Parks.
TNP can read while riding in a car without getting sick.
True. But not as a kid.
TNP likes eating oysters?
False
The Np likes roistering eaters
False.
The following poster assisted Timothy Leary in turning on, tuning in, and dropping out.
Sort of true, but I did not stay dropped out long, and was not directly involved with TL.
TNP is into the Yellowstone series.
False
To the Np, who avoided the chokey by being a lowly informer, Miss Trunchbull will always be a most formidable female.
True-ish, although eating children would have pleased The Asmo more and what's with the fear of ghosts of all things? You can walk right through the damned things, or so The Asmo is told.
In any case, it's Roald Dahl, who's being busily censored in the more emotionaly-fragile circles of the anglosphere, and I am firmly of the opinion that whatever it is they try to spray-tag the current year all over, we need more of, so... Go headmistress!
The next person too finds the attempts at translating historical art - litterature or otherwise - into baby talk rather pathetic?
true. editing the past to conform to the present always erases what distinguished the past in the first place, for better or for worse.
TNP wonders what the hell is wrong with american shooting each other all the time.
True. Always have.
The next person wonders what the hell is wrong with Russians, for shooting someone else... But also each other. But mostly someone else?
False, it's just a thing humans do now and then.
I was telling my beloved about the Roald Dahl, nonsense.
She, a preschool teacher mentioned the song:
three fat sausages sizzling in the pan,
one went pop, one went bang
The sausages can't be described as fat any more, just sausages.
The Np thinks this stuff is nearly a laugh, but really a cry
False, I think bowdlerizing books is pathetically stupid, and serves nobody.
TNP Has read some of Roald Dahl's stories.
true
charlie and the chocolate factory, back 60 years ago
and its odious sequel, which deserves to be forgotten
tnp has not foregotten the odious sequel
True, Because until now I was unaware there was and odious sequel.
The following individual likes the smell of hyacinths?
True, but I prefer gardenias and honeysuckles.
TNP has seen a bear in the wild.
False. Something I am both pleased and disappointed by.
TNP has suffered from sleep paralysis?
True. It usually happens when I nap during the day but sometimes happens at night. I'd rather have that than be a sleepwalker, though.
The next person has awakened suddenly and found they couldn't breathe because a cat was laying across their face.
False in the literal sense, but figuratively true. While student, I happened to share a rather uncomfortable couch for the night after a party with a buddy. I woke up from having the wind squeezed out of me when he tried to climb over. He was a cool cat though... Sigh, all family and kids and responsible adulthood now. Which... Is another kind of cool, I think - I just prefer not to be reminded that I too am getting old and gray in the beard with a stock portfolio and a bunch of friends whose youngest kids are hitting teenage years :(
...What was I on about? Ah, yes! The next person too contemplates dying the beard in defiance of entropy? :geezer!:
True, but why do it? I am old. I have a granddaughter who is a registered nurse.
TNP thinks his/her life could be a movie/TV series that would be at least a minor hit.
Anne; have yourself checked for sleep Apnea. Easy painless test that has you moderately wired up at bed time. A recorder tracks your sleep pattern. A no sweat deal,that could possibly save you some future grief or worse.
I had a sleep study done. I have moderate sleep apnea, and was prescribed a machine. Some observations-
1. It fills your lungs for you, so you have to force an exhalation. I talked with the respiratory people about it, and that's how it works, and I'm supposed to get used to doing that. I don't use the machine because of that feature, plus
2. The machine communicates with the manufacturer via cell towers and sends your telemetry to them. I was not informed about that when prescribed the machine.
3. The manufacturer keeps the information gained via telemetry and you cannot control what they do with it.
It's going in the closet. I've never gone against a doctor's orders, but this is too much.
False, mainly because we don't own a cat. Not that one actually owns a cat.
The next person is too lazy sometimes?
False. An Asmo is never too lazy, nor is he too industrious. He is precisely as productive as He means to be.
The next person is currently between books, and it's terrible as states of affiars go? :sadshake:
False. I currently have 2 books on the go. Which is about usual.
TNP has a book idea bubbling away?
Several,in fact.
The following poster is a joker,a toker,a midnight smoker.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 24, 2023, 12:37:28 AMI had a sleep study done. I have moderate sleep apnea, and was prescribed a machine. Some observations-
1. It fills your lungs for you, so you have to force an exhalation. I talked with the respiratory people about it, and that's how it works, and I'm supposed to get used to doing that. I don't use the machine because of that feature, plus
2. The machine communicates with the manufacturer via cell towers and sends your telemetry to them. I was not informed about that when prescribed the machine.
3. The manufacturer keeps the information gained via telemetry and you cannot control what they do with it.
It's going in the closet. I've never gone against a doctor's orders, but this is too much.
DL the machine that my wife uses is pretty docile. It will pump some air onto your mouth or nose when it needs to and only when it needs to do so. A very low volume compressor makes it work. It is not like it would blow your head off.
As for the spy part....???? your machine may have that ability. If so I figure you might have a juicy court case that you can profit from. Or at least your personal injury lawyer can profit from such a case. The Hippa rules are pretty stiff. The machine that I am familiar with is marketed by Lincare a division of Linde Air Products. It is a pretty innocent machine that does what it is supposed to do and no more.
'According to some TV ads that I have seen lately, there is a method for addressing the Apnea problem that does not involve masks or hoses. Some kind of electronic gizmo I suppose. That one may very well send information to your pulmonologist office or to manufacturers headquarters. Your telephone and your computer already does that kind of stuff.
I know about the telemetry because the respiratory person mentioned in a phone conversation that I was only using the machine for a few minutes at a time, to which I commented that it must be ratting me out. I then went and read the literature, and discovered that it was true. I've seen the other device advertised, but if I get it right, it's an implant, and may still have the invasive component. The manufacturer is probably bound by HIPPA, but having had my entire family's personal information compromised many years ago (I used to work in defense), I'm leery about what that company can keep private.
My wife uses a CPAP machine. It phones telemetry into the NHS. They anaonamise the data and it is made available for research purposes.
i am the next poster and dont what to do
the next poster is better prepared
wait here it s
The following poster is a joker,a toker,a midnight smoker.
i do not toke no longer smoke but joke i do not always as obviously as some would like
TNP has had spitting cobras make the family dog unhappy
False. The worst we get here is an irritable squirrel. And all that does is wave its tail.
The next person will create and answer their own question.
False, that's heresy. >:(
The Np is glad the retarded can be sheep too.
(https://i.imgur.com/2LVO73H.jpeg)
^ I could make some snarky remarks about the proportion of people retarded, or merely beguiled, who are persuaded "to know God"
The NP has never eaten rattlesnake meat. (clue: it is deemed a delicacy by some)
True, though I do know people who have.
TNP has chased down and caught a live snake...not necessarily poisonous.
What do you mean, for unconsensual fondling? Surely not. :-\ False.
Once I was camping by a river when I was young, which I'll never be again.:(
Can I have some ye oldey Greek style lamentations Green.
Do I get $50 of mangoes?
Ye ye.
He was lithe of limb, graceful in movement, formidable foe to the slow moving serpent, now he is an old fart, an old fart, an old fart he is. oh oh oh woe woe woe
You get one mango for that.
I and other and another couple returned to camp and there was a red belly black, poisonous but they usually run slither away, which it did. Stepping into tent, that thing under tent floor, under my foot, it feels kinda snakey. I had a paddle with a aluminium tipped fibreglass blade, I miss that paddle, bushfires got it.
The Np thinks they could morally justify becoming a vampire, one creep deserving death won't be hard to find each month, or they aren't having any trouble morally justifying their existing vampiric existence.
False. I'm not up on my vampire lore, but don't the people a vampire bites become vampires themselves? I wouldn't want to create a cadre of creeps that never die. Which would leave only decent people as victims, and I wouldn't want to saddle them with vampirism either.
Rollover "question" b/c it's a fun one.
True... Although, maybe not. Not "not" as in "false," though - "not" as in "not applicable."
The argument for me is much the same as one for or against eating pigs. I am their predator - they are my source of energy. As such, it is not a moral question unless I make it one. There are moral concerns along the way, however, such as the manner in which the pigs in question are farmed and dispatched and that sort-of translates to Vampirism. for instance, whether to turn your dinner or suck it dry until permadeath - there is a moral component to that decision. for that matter, to dine on upstanding citizens or scumbags? Those who can defend themselves or the defenceless? To hunt or farm?
So yeah... If applicable, I can morally justify being a vampire - or willingly becoming one.
The next person has met somebody (Over the age of, let us say, ten) who unironically beluieved that they were a vampire?
there are folklore vampires and then real vampires.
i remember reading a journalist who contacted a vampire serial killer. this guy would kidnap homeless people, kill them, and drink their blood. he described talking to several people who would string someone up by tbeir heels, cut tbeir throat, and then bathe in the blood.
not nice people. but it wouldbe false, because i never met them.
TNP personally lnows people who believe in fairies and tree dryads
False, to the best of my knowledge... Although... Yeah, The Asmo knows or has known His share of crazies. (Small children excluded, obviously) He... Doesn't know, actually, because there was that one frined's mother and that one semi-casual date and they... Did a lot of believing, let us say.
The next person does not find the trolley problems difficult? (The basic one would be a train barreling towards a intersection with a bunch of people on the tracks along its intended trajectory and like one person on the other set of tracks. You are at the switch. What do you do?)
the trolley problem deserves its own thread.
True, I don't find it difficult.
Would I act to save the 18 year old ++prodigy and take out the Down's Syndrome Seniors Society Bus? Is anyone watching?
Would I act to save the Down's Syndrome Seniors Society Bus and kill 18 year old ++prodigy, probably not.
The Np knows why the March Hare was so important to the Aztecs.
False. Was the March Hare important to the Aztecs and why?
The NP loves watching programmes about nature?
False, I like the idea but I don't actually do it much.
The Np doesn't believe any HAFer was involved in arranging for Asian men to replace women in lingerie adds. Any evidence to the contrary is clearly circumstantial.
(https://i.imgur.com/tNUJ1IU.png)
False. The Asmo fully suspects hermes2015. He can prove nothing, but refuses to be thusly dissuaded. :smilenod:
The next person has pondered the feasibility of... Nightly activities of oral persuasion, shall we say, with an mask on?
False, any thoughts on such would not reach ponder level as the activity is totally unfeasible.
I have mouth-friends but they're not as useful as you may think.
Noun. mouth-friend (plural mouth-friends) (obsolete, UK) A superficially friendly person, who is otherwise not a friend.
The Np also recently had a noisy sneezing episode in their kitchen and looked out the window to see several annoyed macropods staring back.
Incorrect.
The following poster hand churns magic pudding every morning. (Sometimes twice)
False. Mornings are no good.
The next person misses those pudding pops that Bill Cosby used to hawk. (There is no euphemism here. I am literally talking about the delicious frozen treat that used to be available in the frozen aisle in the 1980s.)
False. I have no idea what they are. Also, I'll never forget when my newly minted wife sent me to the grocery store for "Otter Pops". I said OK, but had absolutely no idea what they were, believe it or not. I, in embarrassment mode, humbly asked a store clerk where said item was.
TNP knew what an "Otter Pop" was, in 1982.
False, I had not idea what they were, but I do now.
TNP has seen the bluebonnets blooming in Texas in the spring (one good thing about the state).
False, unless it was in a film.
The Np has seen both the old and the newer version of True Grit.
False. Only seen the original.
TNP has seen the latest Star Trek series 'Strange New Worlds'?
That is illogical.
The following poster loves to punk flat earthers.
false
i dont know what they are either
tnp has eaten durian in public and has not been ashamed of the consequences
False. But I would love to do it. I would have a distinct advantage as I have lost 95% of my sense of smell.
TNP loves moss?
True
The Np thinks Ayoade has too many vowels in it.
False there's nothing like a big vowel movement.
The following poster has a miniaturized model of Tokyo in their basement, and they dress as Godzilla and destroy it.
True. How did you find that out? >:(
TNP would like a Mothra costume that actually flew?
False - The Asmo does not know what that is. Sounds... Smitable. That said, however, The Asmo needs Himself-self one of them basement things from above, with a model of Luxembourg in it. That way, The Asmo could dress as The Asmo and SMITE it whenever He wants. :smilenod: Bloody brilliant!
The next person builds, or has done before, models and/or dioramas?
True. Hundreds of them. I kept Airfix going in the late 60's early 70's ;D
TNP has made a model of the Bismark?
False. However, when I was young, I'd freehand sailing ships. I had this pretty cool barque (Based on the general ship and rigging design, rather than a specific vessel) made from mostly paper products. It had canvas sails, too.
I did a few airfix models too - a couple of airplanes and a tank.
Most of my model building is Warhammer 40K related though. Them, I have built in triple digits.
The next person too has a modelling "bin of sin," where all the models they meant to build and/or paint, but didn't, have found their way to gather dust and bring shame and something seriously needs to be done and why does life take so damned much time all the bloody time?!
Achem... Yes. The next person... That?
i did the bismarck
and the scharnhorst
and the yamoto
just sayin
I never did the Yamoto. Hmmm I might right that wrong.
The following poster now has a sinking feeling.
True.
TNP knows the actual words to Louie, Louie.
True. Some of them are "Louie, Louie."
TNP knows the rest : )
False
The Np has already reported these "Louie, Louie" posters to the FBI
True, and they paid me lots of money as a whistleblower.
TNP actually has a whistle and blows it from time to time to annoy other people.
False, my whistle is meant to bring joy and gaiety to the world,
it's not my fault the stupid world doesn't often appreciate it.
The Np when chewing on life's gristle
Doesn't grumble, they give a whistle
true
i have had lessons
TNP likes flutes but cant stand piccolos
false
The Np is seldom discouraged by an unfavourable weather forecast
False. My dad was weather phobic. I have got better over the years but I picked up the trait none the less.
The following person has been caught out by unexpected weather?
Quote from: billy rubin on April 05, 2023, 01:08:04 PMtrue
i have had lessons
TNP likes flutes but cant stand piccolos
Bacall and Bogie are two of my all time favorites. Lines about whistling are famous...but that was at a time when "blow" had a different connotation..
I like flutes... and False, I also like piccolos. The piccolo passage in a certain bit of music is stirring. Can you guess which music?
NP has a taste for authentic old world Spanish foods.
not petrushka, surely. my favorite nerve wracking stravinsky
on spanish food, i have zero experoence, so maybe.
what is authentic spanish food?
True, I like paella and gazpacho.
TNP has had an out-of-body experience.
The answer to my quiz about piccolos is: Stars and Stripes Forever. Take a listen to this.....
Our member Harmonie can play this passage with the flute, piccolo or with her preferred woodwind instrument.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 06, 2023, 11:55:43 PMTrue, I like paella and gazpacho.
TNP has had an out-of-body experience.
False
I often do balloonish flight in dreams
The Nxt also feels the constraints of gravity as variable
Falls. The Asmo falls if dropped. :sadnod:
Also, The Asmos roll downhill.
...And they ought to SMITE Issac Newton. His fault. >:(
The next person thinks that humans ought to colonise something in the Solar System. The Moon, perhaps?
false.
until energy is free i think space will remain a billionaires playground.
tnp sometimes sits and thinks about nothing for lengthy periods
True.
The next person doesn't think at all.
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
The next person is a royal pain in the arse.
True and False depending on who you ask :)
TNP fondles leaves to see what they smell like?
True, Eucalyptus leaves smell good.
The next person is not lazy like me.
false
i am as lazy as amybody
tnp nevrr hsd typoes in his or her posts.
Tru.
The nxt pirson neverr lyes.
True, would I lie?
The next person voted themselves for President.
True, but the other person in the house (who couldn't be bothered to vote) doesn't accept the election outcome or any of my presidential decrees.
The Nxt after typing a complicated word and not seeing a red squigly often types dkkldkg, just to check auto correct is working.
False. I use color and colour to check the checker.
TNP Net flot ab nish habber tach?
False, I don't speak gibberish.
The next person is one step away from the grave.
Isn't everyone?
The following poster collects bazaar items.
False, I have enough junk in my head without more junk laying around in sight.
The next person kisses the sky every day in thanks for being alive.
False
The next thinks a day they don't die choking on their own vomit is a good day.
Why specify "their own vomit"?
I'm not sure, the not quite terminal choking on the vomitage of others is the daily fare.
Vomit is vomit, so true.
The next person is in need of a recharge.
The next person can't stop. What a shame.
Can't stop, won't stop.
TNP pulls out all the stops.
True, I am always on the move.
The next person prefers blondes.
i ran away from my wife of ten years and married a blonde.
she ran away from her husband of ten years and married me.
i am not blonde and got the better deal.
TNP believes that UFOs are truly space aliens.
False. Probability of tech use very low and distance between 'civilisations' too great. I really, really hope to be proved wrong.
TNP would love to make first contact.
True. It they are malevolent, we would probably already be dead. Not afraid, at least not before I have made contact.
TNP has had a subjective experience of another dimension or world, but can't prove it exists in reality.
False :(
TNP would like to have a subjective experience of another dimension or world?
sure. id love to experience astral projection. there is a physiological condition that duplicates it and might explain it. either would work.
TNP has weekend work to accomlish but might just drink beer instead
False, I might just smoke.
The next on the chopping block is a habitual liar.
True.
TNP would love to spend some time as Bottle Nosed Dolphin?
oh yes
absolutely. and possibly never come back.
TNP has noticed a dearth of insects the last several years.
True. I remember as a kid going on holidays and my dad having to stop the car to scrub the wind screen because the wipers could not remove the accumulation of insect carcasses. I can now drive for and hour or so through the countryside and hardly get a splat on the screen :(
TNP fears for life on Earth.
True, I fear civilisation may be the end of us.
The next person fears nothing.
Quote from: Tank on August 01, 2023, 09:04:06 PMTrue. I remember as a kid going on holidays and my dad having to stop the car to scrub the wind screen because the wipers could not remove the accumulation of insect carcasses. I can now drive for and hour or so through the countryside and hardly get a splat on the screen :(
TNP fears for life on Earth.
yes.
this is something new, and unfortunate.
i do not see a light in the tunnel
Quote from: MarcusA on August 02, 2023, 02:12:02 AMTrue, I fear civilisation may be the end of us.
The next person fears nothing.
sorry, been thinking.
yes, i dont fear anything. whats the worst that could happen?
death?
woo . . .
tnp wonders whether nihilism really does make any sense
Nihilism makes sense from the standpoint of creativity, as in a starting position for creativity.
The next person fears that they are numb to the world.
False. The exact opposite.
TNP can't be bothered to answer.
If I am bothered, I will answer.
The next person plays sport.
Playing solitaire is not a sport.
False
The nxt has been addressed as "sport" or maybe even "old sport"
Quote from: The Magic Pudding.. on August 23, 2023, 01:18:23 PMFalse
The nxt has been addressed as "sport" or maybe even "old sport"
False. I live at the civilised end of the planet :)
TNP was horrified at my blatant regionalism?
False. The Asmo is too Great and Terrible to be easily horrified by the obvious ;)
The next person was horrified by The Asmo's only ever-so-thinly veiled regionalism?
nobody does regionalism like a.mixed cherokee/chickasaw/gringo from oklahoma
TNP hss their own theme song
thing is, this was written by new york city slickers.
nobody sits alone at night to watch a hawk make lazy circles in the sky.
it cannot be done.
False, I expect wrong headedness from those from the woebegone regions.
The next peels the leaves from a lettuce, doesn't go at it with a knife like a frick'n barbarian.
True most of the time. When it gets to the size of a cricket ball I resort to the knife as it is too small to fight back.
TNP has had a death match with a fruit or vegetable?
True. An artichoke. The details are too horrible to recount.
TNP has found a certain place at a certain time on this earth that he/she considers to have been as close to paradise as possible.
Mmh... False. Although it may just be me setting too high a standard for what an "paradise" should be.
The next person would take a one-way trip to another planet? (Assume "magic." The infrastructure to sustain you and the other colonnists indefinitely is there and never fails - but you may still need to put on a space suit to go for a walk and/or do things like wait a decade or two for those likes to whatever it is you've posted on Facebook)
True, but not now. A little closer to my earthly end, with the idea that the technology there may allow me to live a bit longer. Also, the people probably would not be as stupid - yet - so that would be attractive.
TNP would take a world cruise that touches on every continent if he/she had the money and the time.
It it was free I probably would, it's not an ideal holiday option for me.
False
QuoteNews reports this morning describe how shocked doctors removed a live worm from a woman's brain in a Canberra hospital last year.
The woman had previously been admitted to hospital with stomach symptoms, dry cough and night sweats and months later experienced depression and forgetfulness that led to a brain scan.
In the case study published in Emerging Infectious Diseases journal, doctors describe removing the live 8cm-long nematode (roundworm) from the brain of the 64-year-old woman who was immunosuppressed. The worm was identified as O. robertsi, which is native to Australia and lives on carpet pythons. The woman may have come into contact with worm eggs via snake faeces while foraging for Warrigal greens to eat.
After reading that, the nxt now thinks they may have a snake poo worm in their brain.
False. I'm off to scrub that cucumber, now.
TNP scrubs their cucumber, too.
Well... That is to say... Yes, but just the one. That's what it's
for, after all. ;D
The next person too was reminded by all this cucumberness of this here epic... Disaster? Comedy? Mesmerizing train wreck?
False, wasn't aware of that, is it really real?
The Nxt is going to bid for Freddie's white cat suit 'cause they think they'd look good in it.
Yeah, that interview reached Cosmic-tier meme status in late-teens-ish, but it's real. It's from a 2012 Ugandan show.
False. The Asmo bought His Divine Self a new set of divine wheels, so He's... Well, divinely broke, for starters.
The next person has never bought anything at an auction?
True. Or if I have I can't remember. I did get sold at one once. When I was about 5 we went to a cattle and livestock auction in Monmouth in Wales. Me, being me, wandered off and through curiosity and no fault of my own ended up next to the auctioneer. Who promptly lifted me up onto his podium and offered me for sale. Fortunately my dad bought me. Everybody laughed as my dad collected me. He smiled but was not best pleased :)
When I was a kid if there was 'trouble' I was usually to be found in the middle of it. Nothing much has changed.
TNP has bought something at an auction only to find later they had been suckered?
True. I have been hoodwinked by buying something at an auction. I have also bought an item or two at auction that were much more valuable than the price I paid. One piece of artwork came in an ornate frame with a filthy glass cover. I bought the frame for 50 cents. When I brought it home, I discovered that the frame was rotten and worthless. Surprise! The artwork was in good condition and turned out to have some value, maybe $250 or more. I bought that item for the wrong reason.
TNP has never made salsa with Tomatillos.
True. In fact, I've never made salsa.
TNP enjoys eating tomatoes. (no this has no sexual connotations, to my knowledge)
false
tomatos are abominable fruits of the nightshade family, and have no place in my diet. they are disgusting things of red wet slime. i throw them out the car window if i discover them in my food
tomatillos are okay tho. when my number one son was a toddler, he would wander through the garden and pick off and eat every tomatillo we had. didnt waste any, but nobody else got to eat em
TNP doesnt get up for earthquakes anymore
True. The last time I got out of bed for a quake was Jan 17, 1994.
TNP knows what WTF means.
Of course, do you think us naive?
What Tom foolery
The Nxt never got into any of the various forms of skating or skiing
QuoteWTF Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, usually an interrogative phrase, but may also be used in a declarative manner Navy
WTF What the fuck?; also What a Terrible Failure (android) Acronym
WTF Wait Till Fall Community abbreviations
WTF Waste Treatment Facility Community abbreviations
WTF Watch The Floor Community abbreviations
WTF Went To Florida Community abbreviations
WTF Where's The Fire Community abbreviations
WTF Where's The Food Community abbreviations
WTF Who's The Fairest Community abbreviations
WTF Wild Turkey Federation Community abbreviations
WTF Web Technology Forum computing abbreviations and acronyms
WTF War Torn Family Military abbreviations
WTF War Torn Fantasy Military abbreviations
WTF Warriors Truly Fearless Military abbreviations
WTF Weapons, Tactics, and Fury Military abbreviations
WTF Women's Trampoline Force sports abbreviations
WTF Women's Tri-Fitness Competition sports abbreviations
WTF World Taekwondo Federation sports abbreviations
WTF World Taekwondo Friendship sports abbreviations
True enough for government work.
I did it at school and if pressured into it by friends or family, who tried to convince me that their idea of a good time was also my idea of a good time. They failed and grudges are being nursed. >:(
The next person has at some point worked for The Government(tm)?
hmm
i was once a research associate paid on a government NSF grant to go dig fossils out of silurian reefs in gotland. does that count?
tnp would like to work for the government
False,,, unless I can have the job of fining or jailing all the people
and animals
Ye, and animals that are doing things against laws and regs because no one is on the job.
The np is considering a future as grey nomad
Nah. Oz is prolly expensive. If I did go nomad, it would be of a digital variety in a place like Thailand or somewhere else suitably cheap, where an Western salary could make one a person of sizable means.
The next person keeps or has kept "unconventional" pets?
i suppose?
rattkesnakes, newts, starlings, sparrows, kangaroo rats, pocket mice, parasitic leeches, deer mice, white footed mice, harvest mice, house mice, fence lizards, stream minnows, tadpoles (they ate the newts), goats, donkeys, earthworms, praying mantids, black widow spiders, tarantulas, scorpions, butterflies, toads, painted turtles, ostracods, snails, crawdads, darters, wrens, crows, possums, raccoons, probably more if i think about it. and honey bees.
tnp has eaten unconventional foods
what is a "grey nomad?"
True. I have at various times eaten witchetty grubs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchetty_grub), goanna (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goanna), kangaroo and snakes, not to mention haggis, lambs fry, kidneys and black pudding, which are not entirely unconventional, but I know a lot of people don't eat offal foods.
TNP prefers soft boiled to hard boiled eggs.
Grey nomads are older people (grey) who travel around Australia in motor homes or towing caravans for extended periods of time. Some of them live this way permanently, often doing itinerant work to support themselves or living off their retirement savings or the proceeds of selling up their previous homes.
True. Soft boiled if i'm having them for breakfast.
TNP Has all their teeth?
True, except for my first ones, the tooth fairy/bogey man has them securely stored.
For the nxt, quantity purchased of a particular fruit/vegetable doesn't vary, regardless of price fluctuation.
True. Quality matters. Within reason, of course.
TNP experiences hunger differently than his/her spouse/S.O.
False, spouse and I can usually sync our eating schedules.
The next person doesn't mind a cat on the table during dinner (at least family dinners, with a fair-sized table).
False. I don't want a cat anywhere near my food. #severelyallergic
TNP has no cat allergy.
True 'ish. I appear to have grown out of my teenage cat allergy.
TNP enjoys take off on a flight when the pilot opens the throttles up!
True. And the thrill of knowing I am going somewhere different adds to the excitement!
TNP has had food in First Class that is worthy of at least 4 out of 5 stars.
Negative.
The following poster goes commando whenever possible
False, it depends on the mission.
Vigorous walking, no.
Kayaking yes, soggy under layer is ungood.
In the hurly burly of a surf beach, redundancy is good, for you and innocent bystanders.
The nxt grows weary of hearing American news.
True, in that the assholes are all over it.
TNP would like to live where people (ALL of them) acted in a reasonable fashion.
True! But as some consider me unreasonable would I be allowed to live there?
TNP enjoys spanking a willing bottom?
Quote from: Tank on October 01, 2023, 03:42:55 PMTrue! But as some consider me unreasonable would I be allowed to live there?
Sure you would. Such a world would, likely as not, be an island with you the only sentient creature on it.
QuoteTNP enjoys spanking a willing bottom?
False. I enjoy a good argument, to be sure, but I generally dislike physical contact. The downside is that my kinks are not all that creative.
The next person kinda' liked it when Hollywood was on strike - if nothing else, then for all the crap that did not get made?
False, I really didn't give a damn.
TNP would like to remove Trump and Biden from the presidential race.
True. Biden is too old and the chump is a lunatic.
TNP disagrees.
False. To the degree I care, I support this motion.
The next person thinks local politics get too little attention for how much they matter to the individual compared to national?
So a person should pay more attention to local news?
I suppose, but the radio presenters talk slower and are more bumpkinish.
The nxt thinks it's OK for India to kill a guy they didn't like in Canada, just as it was OK for the US to kill Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.
True-ish. That's the game nations play with people's lives. It's OK in the sense of "that's how it is." The public is just not supposed to know about it - usually. As a matter of values, however, it should only be OK for a country which allows for killing of its citizens to do so in another country which does the same. Something tells me Canada may not be one of them places... Maybe they are though.
The next person prefers drama over comedy? (assume good drama vs good comedy as your taste goes)
[The arising discussion on international politics branched into its own thread here: https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,17583.0.html ]
False
Drama needs moments of comedy,
comedy...
QuoteI don't normally moderate in this manner, but was testing a thing and it seems fitting - there is a discussion to be had here. Seems to deserve its own thread. -Asmodean
The nxt thinks Asmo should moderate in this manner more often
Mostly-false. While I'm perfectly capable, you don't normally want a mod who has little in ways of drama mitigation instincts and who rather ruthlessly partakes in controversy whenever he thinks that there is something worth being said in it. I recognise my limitations in that regard. It also makes cases where the moderating team feel the need to yell at me more credible since that is their arena, but not mine. (User group capabilities notwithstanding)
I split the thread mostly to test my assumption with regards to post sorting upon a merge with another thread. Having been proven correct in my assumption, I'm working on ways of making potential thread mergers more organic. While splitting and merging of threads is usually a moderator task, in this particular case, it had a specific tech admin component, and so I found myself just doing it rather than appeal for the mod (and admin-who-mod) team to.
The next person considers nuclear fission to be about as "green" as an effective energy source can be?
False. Fusion on the other hand...
TNP is looking forward to Christmas?
nah
christmas has always been just another workday for me. this is murica, after all.
here everybody is decorating for halloween.
tnp wants to see pictures of the public weirdness that generates
True! I love American excessive Halloween decorations.
TNP has ticklish feet?
False, maybe, how would I know?
I think they used to be.
The nxt would attempt to dissuade The Jabberwock from violence before resorting to the Vorpal Sword.
It's sort-of situational, but mostly-true. If the 'wok was intent on violence, as perceived by me, and I was in posession of a magical sword, I would likely apply said sword to the problem at hand in an attempt to de-problematize it. I would, however, "Stop or I'll stab" it a couple of times before declaring severed-limbs time. I suppose that counts as an attempt at de-escalation.
The next person would really rather have a very big gun in a confrontation with a villainous wok - jabber or otherwise. :smilenod:
False, I trust to my virginal virtuousness syncing with the magic sword.
The Nxt would be OK with growing a clone (minimal brain function) to harvest spare parts from, or a bodiless brain for intellectual replenishment.
True. Spare parts are always good. I could make good use of a couple right now.
TNP imagines that he/she was a great warrior in a past life.
False. I may have made a decent merk or pirate, I suppose, but rather a poor soldier. If anything, my hypothetical former-life self would have been some lesser noble or some such.
The next person is looking forward to the holidays?
false
i dont look forward to any days more or less than any other. some of my kids will be in town who i havent seen, so im looking forward to that, but the holidays themselves are meaningless to me. i usually work straight through them anyway.
the next poster saw a shitlosd of meteors during this last shower
False. I just took a shower but didn't see any meteors.
TNP did see Billy's meteors
False. Too many clouds.
TNP is ready for Christmas?
True - I am but my wife is not. She commands the kitchen, but my part (money) is done. I guess that makes us old and traditional?
We are going to New Orleans for 5 days after Christmas - taking our grandson (17). I love N.O.
TNP loves New Orleans.
True. But I've never been so I suppose I love the idea of New Orleans.
TNP has a dream place they would love to live rather than just visit?
False.
The Next stays where they are and suffers the vicissitudes of climate caused by the affluent who jet across the planet and make virtue of using a recyclable latte cup.
True.
TNP had a memorable Christmas.
False, there were pictures taken though.
The next has pointed their cordless Dyson Vacuum (with short brush attachment attached) at their significant other and sung Frank-N-Furter, it's all over, and they replied "I'm going home", but thinks they could have done more.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 17, 2023, 01:03:08 PMTrue - I am but my wife is not. She commands the kitchen, but my part (money) is done. I guess that makes us old and traditional?
We are going to New Orleans for 5 days after Christmas - taking our grandson (17). I love N.O.
He was never heard from again.
The nxt has heard from him since
Quote from: The Magic Pudding.. on April 17, 2024, 01:34:11 PMHe was never heard from again.
The nxt has heard from him since
He last logged in late in February. I've been wondering about him as well.
Tnp enjoys working under houses. :thumbsup2:
False. There are dead rats and nopes in there.
TNP does their own home repairs.
True where I can which means most things. Going to need the guttering doing soon but I won't be doing that.
TNP is looking forward to Christmas?
True
The Nxt is haunted by Christmas past.
False. I have only nice Christmas memories and from what I recall haven't made anyone else's Christmas miserable.
The next person has never been to jail.
false
posession of opium and opium smoking utensils. long long ago and far away
the next person hss never had a kitchen full of rats
True! Thank goodness.
The Next Person holds a world record for something?
True - wasting time on my back porch. No one else could have possibly beaten my record.
TNP has personally experienced climate change.
True. This year in the UK has been unprecedented so far.
TNP is glad to see Bruce back :)
Indeed, more than one of us has mentioned his absence, and it's a pleasure to see posts from him again. :heyhey:
TNP is enjoying the change in seasons.
True. It has been bloody awful here so far this year and I finally got to go for a walk in a T shirt!
TNP has seen a baby Capybara?
False, probably, I'm not sure.
I saw this interesting couple at the zoo
(https://i.imgur.com/uBWwSi9.jpg)
I interpreted it as a female regretting her life choices and a disapointed guy saying "hay, you used to love my effluvium"
The nxt has seen a capybara eaten by piranhas more than once on wildlife shows and thinks there're questions that need to be answered re the piranha related mortality rate of capybara when there's wildlife film persons about.