Peanut Butter Science disproves evolution

Started by Amor Fati, April 02, 2007, 12:52:07 AM

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Amor Fati

April 02, 2007, 12:52:07 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Amor Fati
hehehehehehehehehe

I really hope this is just an early April fool's day joke.

Will

#1
April 02, 2007, 01:52:04 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Will
We've already won.
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

Eclecticsaturn

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April 02, 2007, 09:28:04 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Eclecticsaturn
ya ive seen this. funny stuff

joeactor

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April 02, 2007, 04:06:35 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by joeactor
Nope.  It's no joke.

I once found new life in my peanut butter, but a secret government agency stole all of the evidence and ruined my credit history.

The more you know,
  JoeActor

SteveS

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April 02, 2007, 06:06:30 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by SteveS
I think it would have been far more effective had he used Spam instead of peanut butter.

Quote from: "joeactor"I once found new life in my peanut butter, but a secret government agency stole all of the evidence and ruined my credit history.
Man, I hate it when that happens :lol: !

Sophia

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May 01, 2007, 02:34:02 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Sophia
He's kidding-- right?
This doesn't make any sense to me. Our food industry DEPENDS on evolution NOT happening? How? As I see it, if bees didn't evolve we wouldn't have much in the way of decent food to begin with. I am not about to rub MY legs on some yellow, hairy stamen and pollinate things myself.
And why single out peanut butter? Why not Nutella or Goulden's Spicy Brown Mustard?

'Sophia'
"Fear is strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground." from Small Gods by Terry Pratchett

Whitney

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May 01, 2007, 04:38:45 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Whitney
The peanut butter thing wasn't a joke....to them.  To me it is hilarious and stupid.

Sophia

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May 01, 2007, 03:11:48 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Sophia
It's ridiculous and sad at the same time.
"Fear is strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground." from Small Gods by Terry Pratchett

SteveS

#8
May 07, 2007, 11:08:43 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by SteveS
Groundbreaking news!  Scientists now believe that early conditions on planet earth were very similar to the composition of modern day peanut butter, check out the link at:

Okay - just kidding.

tacoma_kyle

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May 08, 2007, 04:36:50 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by tacoma_kyle
Ahahaha that was good SteveS.
Me, my projects and random pictures, haha.

http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o22/tacoma_kyle/

"Tom you gotta come out of the closet, oh my gawd!" lol

Will

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May 08, 2007, 04:55:54 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Will
The peanut butter wasn't there for billions of years, so you're going to hell reverend.
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

SteveS

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May 10, 2007, 06:32:48 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by SteveS
Quote from: "Willravel"The peanut butter wasn't there for billions of years
Good point - and to be fair, we'd have to leave it sitting out under the sun for billions of years (eeewwww, gross).

donkeyhoty

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May 11, 2007, 12:37:17 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by donkeyhoty
Maybe they can get together with Kirky Cameron and have a peanut butter and banana party.


If Peanut Butter and Banana Party isn't the title of a series of pornos, I need to move to the San Fernando Valley and start making some cash.
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Piemaster

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June 04, 2007, 10:21:53 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Piemaster
It comes to something when an argument is so bad that you have to seriously debate whether or not they are joking.

skeptigirl

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June 09, 2007, 08:05:35 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by skeptigirl
It's no wonder they can't figure out the theory of evolution, their science is so faulty it's sad. Throwing airplane parts in a hangar, simple heat and matter and you get abiogenesis, a big canyon must have come from a big flood (but only one mind you).....These guys are really simple minded.
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