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Religion => Creationism/Intelligent Design => Topic started by: Amor Fati on April 02, 2007, 12:52:07 AM

Title: Peanut Butter Science disproves evolution
Post by: Amor Fati on April 02, 2007, 12:52:07 AM
hehehehehehehehehe (http://www.brentrasmussen.com/log/node/1258)

I really hope this is just an early April fool's day joke.
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Post by: Will on April 02, 2007, 01:52:04 AM
We've already won.
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Post by: Eclecticsaturn on April 02, 2007, 09:28:04 AM
ya ive seen this. funny stuff
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Post by: joeactor on April 02, 2007, 04:06:35 PM
Nope.  It's no joke.

I once found new life in my peanut butter, but a secret government agency stole all of the evidence and ruined my credit history.

The more you know,
  JoeActor
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Post by: SteveS on April 02, 2007, 06:06:30 PM
I think it would have been far more effective had he used Spam instead of peanut butter.

Quote from: "joeactor"I once found new life in my peanut butter, but a secret government agency stole all of the evidence and ruined my credit history.
Man, I hate it when that happens :lol: !
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Post by: Sophia on May 01, 2007, 02:34:02 AM
He's kidding-- right?
This doesn't make any sense to me. Our food industry DEPENDS on evolution NOT happening? How? As I see it, if bees didn't evolve we wouldn't have much in the way of decent food to begin with. I am not about to rub MY legs on some yellow, hairy stamen and pollinate things myself.
And why single out peanut butter? Why not Nutella or Goulden's Spicy Brown Mustard?

'Sophia'
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Post by: Whitney on May 01, 2007, 04:38:45 AM
The peanut butter thing wasn't a joke....to them.  To me it is hilarious and stupid.
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Post by: Sophia on May 01, 2007, 03:11:48 PM
It's ridiculous and sad at the same time.
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Post by: SteveS on May 07, 2007, 11:08:43 PM
Groundbreaking news!  Scientists now believe that early conditions on planet earth were very similar to the composition of modern day peanut butter, check out the link at:

Okay - just kidding.
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Post by: tacoma_kyle on May 08, 2007, 04:36:50 AM
Ahahaha that was good SteveS.
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Post by: Will on May 08, 2007, 04:55:54 AM
The peanut butter wasn't there for billions of years, so you're going to hell reverend.
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Post by: SteveS on May 10, 2007, 06:32:48 AM
Quote from: "Willravel"The peanut butter wasn't there for billions of years
Good point - and to be fair, we'd have to leave it sitting out under the sun for billions of years (eeewwww, gross).
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Post by: donkeyhoty on May 11, 2007, 12:37:17 AM
Maybe they can get together with Kirky Cameron and have a peanut butter and banana party.


If Peanut Butter and Banana Party isn't the title of a series of pornos, I need to move to the San Fernando Valley and start making some cash.
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Post by: Piemaster on June 04, 2007, 10:21:53 AM
It comes to something when an argument is so bad that you have to seriously debate whether or not they are joking.
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Post by: skeptigirl on June 09, 2007, 08:05:35 AM
It's no wonder they can't figure out the theory of evolution, their science is so faulty it's sad. Throwing airplane parts in a hangar, simple heat and matter and you get abiogenesis, a big canyon must have come from a big flood (but only one mind you).....These guys are really simple minded.
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Post by: susangail on March 22, 2008, 10:32:53 PM
Wow. If this is what they have to resort to in order to 'disprove' evolution, they're seriously desperate and obviously know nothing about evolution.

I'm still laughing
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Post by: Will on March 22, 2008, 10:52:57 PM
I just had a delicious peanut butter sandwich that didn't turn into a galapagos finch. I guess Dawrin was wrong. *prays to Zeus*
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Post by: rational liberal on March 23, 2008, 04:40:13 AM
Wow! I sure picked a hell of a topic to do my first post in :D  My diagnosis for this guy is to get his head examined. Makes me proud to be an evolutionist thats for sure.
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Post by: ShimShamSam on March 23, 2008, 05:54:50 AM
Way to go genius, everyone knows that evolution starts out with the creation of single celled organisms and it going up from there. So if new life was created int he peanut butter, it would start out as single celled organisms, am I right? Which, are invisible tot he naked eye. So how would he know if there was life there or not? What, was he waiting for a raccoon to jump out of the jar of peanut butter?
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Post by: ShimShamSam on March 23, 2008, 06:03:15 AM
...and another thing! who goes around bombarding their peanut butter with electricity or some kind of energy? Right before I make a sandwich, I don't attach a couple of jumper cables to some bolts on the side of my PB jar, give it some juice like I'm Frankenstein (Frankensteins creator) and yelling, "It's alive! IT"S ALIVE!!!" I think I made my point, sorry, peanut butter is a touchy subject for me and I got a lot of sugar in me right now.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter Science disproves evolution
Post by: Deicideisfunny on July 31, 2008, 09:08:09 AM
Wow...these people have really bad science..they can't prove a thing...
That whole video was terrible.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter Science disproves evolution
Post by: afreethinker30 on July 31, 2008, 05:13:34 PM
Quote from: "Deicideisfunny"Wow...these people have really bad science..they can't prove a thing...
That whole video was terrible.

It's the only way this hack actor can get work.Poor Kirk ...Oh link to the website The Way of the Master which featured this is :
 http://www.wayofthemaster.com/aboutprogram.shtml