A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to
A) Everyone
B) The rotting corpses
C) Not a single fucking soul!
Quote from: No one on April 17, 2018, 06:52:37 PM
A) Everyone
B) The rotting corpses
C) Not a single fucking soul!
You are a little ray of sunshine aren't you :lol:
Quote from: Tank on April 17, 2018, 07:12:13 PM
Quote from: No one on April 17, 2018, 06:52:37 PM
A) Everyone
B) The rotting corpses
C) Not a single fucking soul!
You are a little ray of sunshine aren't you :lol:
Yes. No one is not a happy atheist, but it's OK. :lol:
A) No One
B) My Wife
C) No One
:rofl:
No one is laughing right now.
Quote from: Tank on April 17, 2018, 05:46:37 PM
A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to
Hm. The only person I've ever wanted to kill is already dead. So are the few people I'd want to apologize to. And I can't imagine the world ending would make the people I'd want to fuck any more cooperative about it.
Quote from: Tom62 on April 17, 2018, 08:41:18 PM
A) No One
B) My Wife
C) No One
I meant of course No One, not No One ;)
Quote from: Tom62 on April 17, 2018, 10:14:23 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on April 17, 2018, 08:41:18 PM
A) No One
B) My Wife
C) No One
I meant of course No One, not No One ;)
No one knows what you're talking about. ;D
Hmmmm,
A) I would like to kill my niece's boyfriend. A sack of shit, borderline monster. But really, if the world is ending in 24 hours, what's the point?
B) I would probably be too sad to fuck. But if the mood struck, it would probably be my husband.
C) No apologies needed. Also, no last minute declarations of love. I try to keep current on the "Things that need to be said" category of my life.
A) Kill, kill myself so I can beat the billions long queue to get into paradise.
A) nobody
B) my boyfriend, also this good looking girl at the library if she were down for it
C) nobody, I don't have anyone to apologize to at the moment
A) No one. I am a pacifist.
B) As much as I could say someone I would like, she would have to want it, too. So chances are no one. lol
C) I could probably find something to apologize about to just about anyone. I know for sure what I could apologize to my parents for, although it wouldn't matter if the world was going to end.
Quote from: Tank on April 17, 2018, 05:46:37 PM
A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to
A) Kill
(The Pope and nuke the VaticanB) Fuck
(All your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.C) Apologise to
(Every one here for fucking your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 03:07:37 AM
B) Fuck (All your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.
I don't know man...King Solomon would be laughing so hard right now. He is believed to have had around 700 wives, and another 300 concubines, or mistresses. AND...and...Who knows how many donkeys!
You are aware that you only have 24 hours right? :worried:
~I'm just saying.
Quote from: Magdalena on September 26, 2019, 05:53:14 AM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 03:07:37 AM
B) Fuck (All your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.
I don't know man...King Solomon would be laughing so hard right now. He is believed to have had around 700 wives, and another 300 concubines, or mistresses. AND...and...Who knows how many donkeys!
You are aware that you only have 24 hours right? :worried:
~I'm just saying.
Well Magdalena, I would ask for a special concession. I wold start early and finish late, perhaps not bother with the grandmothers and just have a few donkeys. I do have the equipment, all in top class condition. Who knows, the good Lord might allow a resurrection! Or should that be rez-erection? :P
Quote from: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 07:11:05 AM
...Who knows, the good Lord might allow a resurrection!
...
Lazarus?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/12h4pgk1SRtLuo/source.gif)
Or a second coming?
Quote from: No one on September 26, 2019, 09:17:58 AM
Or a second coming?
Now that is good! . . VERY GOOD! ;DBy the way! How do I install permanent text at the bottom of my post? Like for example as Tank has done with...... If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: No one on September 26, 2019, 09:17:58 AM
Or a second coming?
Now that is good! . . VERY GOOD! ;D
By the way! How do I install permanent text at the bottom of my post? Like for example as Tank has done with......
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
Click on your own name, that will take you to your profile summery select Modify Profile > Forum Profile. Scroll to the bottom and type what your want into the 'Signature' box.
Quote from: Tank on September 26, 2019, 11:34:24 AM
Click on your own name, that will take you to your profile summery select Modify Profile > Forum Profile. Scroll to the bottom and type what your want into the 'Signature' box.
Thank you Tank, much appreciated! ;D
A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to
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Quote from: Magdalena on September 26, 2019, 08:27:09 PM
Mayyyyybe...
One Oompa Loompa
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/30/12/37B6478000000578-3764738-image-a-13_1472557455902.jpg)
I'm so offended by this, that's not a real orange person, that's a little green haired white guy with his face painted orange! That's bad, it's very very bad, it's the badest case of orange face I've ever seen in history ever!
Quote from: Bad Penny II on September 27, 2019, 09:40:46 AM
I'm so offended by this, that's not a real orange person, that's a little green haired white guy with his face painted orange! That's bad, it's very very bad, it's the badest case of orange face I've ever seen in history ever!
Ugh! That voice!
:la la la la:
Make it stop!
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Citrus Christ!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/11/article-0-1AC2B33C000005DC-438_634x604.jpg)
:notworthy:
I can probably get behind Citrus Jesus.
Quote from: Magdalena on September 27, 2019, 05:38:10 PM
Citrus Christ!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/11/article-0-1AC2B33C000005DC-438_634x604.jpg)
:notworthy:
That looks more like Ra to me.
Quote from: Davin on September 30, 2019, 04:29:37 PM
I can probably get behind Citrus Jesus.
He shall bless you with vitamin C.
Quote from: Sandra Craft on September 30, 2019, 06:28:42 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 27, 2019, 05:38:10 PM
Citrus Christ!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/11/article-0-1AC2B33C000005DC-438_634x604.jpg)
:notworthy:
That looks more like Ra to me.
He shall bless you with vitamin D.
Body of christ?
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 04:52:15 PM
Body of christ?
It looks like a vagina i was introduced too, many years ago. :P
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 04:52:15 PM
Body of christ?
Yes, the rind, juice, pulp, and seeds.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 01, 2019, 05:11:29 PM
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 04:52:15 PM
Body of christ?
It looks like a vagina i was introduced too, many years ago. :P
He shal bless you with Limonene.
:P
Orange you glad you joined this forum?
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 11:03:28 PM
Orange you glad you joined this forum?
If I was a mod here you would be banned for this ::)
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 02, 2019, 06:41:10 PM
If I was a mod here you would be banned for this ::)
He shall bless you with orange blossom fragance oil.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0165/0130/products/orange_blossom_fragance_oil.jpg?v=1550250752)
Plumb out of patience Bruno?
Quote from: No one on October 03, 2019, 02:10:32 AM
Plumb out of patience Bruno?
No, sorry was just joking about your pun didn't mean anything by it.
Quote from: No one on October 03, 2019, 02:10:32 AM
Plumb out of patience Bruno?
Hey, that's a grape pun.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on October 03, 2019, 04:14:09 PM
Quote from: No one on October 03, 2019, 02:10:32 AM
Plumb out of patience Bruno?
Hey, that's a grape pun.
And...regular Jesus works with grapes, Citrus Jesus works with oranges. :reading:
Quote from: Magdalena on October 01, 2019, 07:31:38 PM
He shal bless you with Limonene.
:P
Ahaa! . . . is limonene a lubricant then Magdalena?. . . Thanks! :frolic:
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 03, 2019, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 01, 2019, 07:31:38 PM
He shal bless you with Limonene.
:P
Ahaa! . . . is limonene a lubricant then Magdalena?. . . Thanks! :frolic:
No. :smileshake:
Papasito Bruno is the one who: "Was god's anointed but took a shower." He gets the orange blossom fragance oil.
You, my friend, were blessed with Limonene:
QuoteLimonene is a chemical found in the peels of citrus fruits and in other plants. It is used to make medicine. D-limonene is naturally used by plants to kill pathogens; therefore, d-limonene has antibacterial and antifungal properties.[7] Aids in weight loss. D-limonene acts as a mild appetite suppressant and prevents weight gain.[8][9] Decreases anxiety and insomnia.
:grin:
This forum :lol:
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 11:03:28 PM
Orange you glad you joined this forum?
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^^^
:snicker: