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Title: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Tank on April 17, 2018, 05:46:37 PM
A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: No one on April 17, 2018, 06:52:37 PM
A) Everyone
B) The rotting corpses
C) Not a single fucking soul!
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Tank on April 17, 2018, 07:12:13 PM
Quote from: No one on April 17, 2018, 06:52:37 PM
A) Everyone
B) The rotting corpses
C) Not a single fucking soul!
You are a little ray of sunshine aren't you  :lol:
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on April 17, 2018, 07:54:17 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 17, 2018, 07:12:13 PM
Quote from: No one on April 17, 2018, 06:52:37 PM
A) Everyone
B) The rotting corpses
C) Not a single fucking soul!
You are a little ray of sunshine aren't you  :lol:
Yes. No one is not a happy atheist, but it's OK.  :lol:
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Tom62 on April 17, 2018, 08:41:18 PM
A) No One
B) My Wife
C) No One
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Tank on April 17, 2018, 08:48:50 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on April 17, 2018, 09:30:38 PM
No one is laughing right now.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 17, 2018, 10:02:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 17, 2018, 05:46:37 PM
A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to

Hm.  The only person I've ever wanted to kill is already dead.  So are the few people I'd want to apologize to.  And I can't imagine the world ending would make the people I'd want to fuck any more cooperative about it.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Tom62 on April 17, 2018, 10:14:23 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on April 17, 2018, 08:41:18 PM
A) No One
B) My Wife
C) No One

I meant of course No One, not No One  ;)
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on April 17, 2018, 10:29:24 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on April 17, 2018, 10:14:23 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on April 17, 2018, 08:41:18 PM
A) No One
B) My Wife
C) No One

I meant of course No One, not No One  ;)

No one knows what you're talking about.  ;D
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Dragonia on April 18, 2018, 01:42:47 PM
Hmmmm,
A) I would like to kill my niece's boyfriend. A sack of shit, borderline monster. But really, if the world is ending in 24 hours, what's the point?

B) I would probably be too sad to fuck. But if the mood struck, it would probably be my husband.

C) No apologies needed. Also, no last minute declarations of love. I try to keep current on the "Things that need to be said" category of my life.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 18, 2018, 01:49:35 PM
A) Kill, kill myself so I can beat the billions long queue to get into paradise.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Buddy on April 18, 2018, 01:57:42 PM
A) nobody
B) my boyfriend, also this good looking girl at the library if she were down for it
C) nobody, I don't have anyone to apologize to at the moment
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Harmonie on April 18, 2018, 02:23:07 PM
A) No one. I am a pacifist.
B) As much as I could say someone I would like, she would have to want it, too. So chances are no one. lol
C) I could probably find something to apologize about to just about anyone. I know for sure what I could apologize to my parents for, although it wouldn't matter if the world was going to end.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 03:07:37 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 17, 2018, 05:46:37 PM
A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to

A) Kill (The Pope and nuke the Vatican
B) Fuck (All your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.
C) Apologise to (Every one here for fucking your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on September 26, 2019, 05:53:14 AM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 03:07:37 AM
B) Fuck (All your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.
I don't know man...King Solomon would be laughing so hard right now. He is believed to have had around 700 wives, and another 300 concubines, or mistresses. AND...and...Who knows how many donkeys!
You are aware that you only have 24 hours right?  :worried:
~I'm just saying.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 07:11:05 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 26, 2019, 05:53:14 AM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 03:07:37 AM
B) Fuck (All your wives, daughters, grandmothers and donkeys.
I don't know man...King Solomon would be laughing so hard right now. He is believed to have had around 700 wives, and another 300 concubines, or mistresses. AND...and...Who knows how many donkeys!
You are aware that you only have 24 hours right?  :worried:
~I'm just saying.
Well Magdalena, I would ask for a special concession. I wold start early and finish late, perhaps not bother with the grandmothers and just have a few donkeys. I do have the equipment, all in top class condition. Who knows, the good Lord might allow a resurrection! Or should that be rez-erection?  :P
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on September 26, 2019, 08:09:48 AM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 07:11:05 AM
...Who knows, the good Lord might allow a resurrection!
...
Lazarus?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/12h4pgk1SRtLuo/source.gif)
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: No one on September 26, 2019, 09:17:58 AM
Or a second coming?
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: No one on September 26, 2019, 09:17:58 AM
Or a second coming?

Now that is good! . . VERY GOOD!  ;D

By the way! How do I install permanent text at the bottom of my post? Like for example as Tank has done with......
                          If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
          "Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
           'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
            Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Tank on September 26, 2019, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: No one on September 26, 2019, 09:17:58 AM
Or a second coming?

Now that is good! . . VERY GOOD!  ;D

By the way! How do I install permanent text at the bottom of my post? Like for example as Tank has done with......
                          If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
          "Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
           'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
            Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.


Click on your own name, that will take you to your profile summery select Modify Profile > Forum Profile. Scroll to the bottom and type what your want into the 'Signature' box.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Red_Cloud on September 26, 2019, 03:10:32 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 26, 2019, 11:34:24 AM
Click on your own name, that will take you to your profile summery select Modify Profile > Forum Profile. Scroll to the bottom and type what your want into the 'Signature' box.

Thank you Tank, much appreciated! ;D
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on September 26, 2019, 08:27:09 PM
A) Kill
B) Fuck
C) Apologise to

A)
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B)
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C)
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Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Bad Penny II on September 27, 2019, 09:40:46 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 26, 2019, 08:27:09 PM
Mayyyyybe...
One Oompa Loompa
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/30/12/37B6478000000578-3764738-image-a-13_1472557455902.jpg)



I'm so offended by this, that's not a real orange person, that's a little green haired white guy with his face painted orange!  That's bad, it's very very bad, it's the badest case of orange face I've ever seen in history ever!
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on September 27, 2019, 04:06:13 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on September 27, 2019, 09:40:46 AM


I'm so offended by this, that's not a real orange person, that's a little green haired white guy with his face painted orange!  That's bad, it's very very bad, it's the badest case of orange face I've ever seen in history ever!

Ugh! That voice!
:la la la la:
Make it stop!
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Buddy on September 27, 2019, 05:31:23 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8c/74/44/8c7444475c9f632ea75098a3e3ec81d2.jpg)
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on September 27, 2019, 05:38:10 PM
Citrus Christ!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/11/article-0-1AC2B33C000005DC-438_634x604.jpg)
:notworthy:
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Davin on September 30, 2019, 04:29:37 PM
I can probably get behind Citrus Jesus.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Sandra Craft on September 30, 2019, 06:28:42 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 27, 2019, 05:38:10 PM
Citrus Christ!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/11/article-0-1AC2B33C000005DC-438_634x604.jpg)
:notworthy:

That looks more like Ra to me.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on October 01, 2019, 01:55:16 AM
Quote from: Davin on September 30, 2019, 04:29:37 PM
I can probably get behind Citrus Jesus.
He shall bless you with vitamin C.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on October 01, 2019, 01:56:03 AM
Quote from: Sandra Craft on September 30, 2019, 06:28:42 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 27, 2019, 05:38:10 PM
Citrus Christ!
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/11/article-0-1AC2B33C000005DC-438_634x604.jpg)
:notworthy:

That looks more like Ra to me.
He shall bless you with vitamin D.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: No one on October 01, 2019, 04:52:15 PM
Body of christ?
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 01, 2019, 05:11:29 PM
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 04:52:15 PM
Body of christ?

It looks like a vagina i was introduced too, many years ago. :P
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on October 01, 2019, 07:28:32 PM
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 04:52:15 PM
Body of christ?
Yes, the rind, juice, pulp, and seeds.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on October 01, 2019, 07:31:38 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 01, 2019, 05:11:29 PM
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 04:52:15 PM
Body of christ?

It looks like a vagina i was introduced too, many years ago. :P
He shal bless you with Limonene.
:P
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: No one on October 01, 2019, 11:03:28 PM
Orange you glad you joined this forum?
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Biggus Dickus on October 02, 2019, 06:41:10 PM
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 11:03:28 PM
Orange you glad you joined this forum?

If I was a mod here you would be banned for this ::)
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on October 02, 2019, 07:27:29 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on October 02, 2019, 06:41:10 PM
If I was a mod here you would be banned for this ::)
He shall bless you with orange blossom fragance oil.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0165/0130/products/orange_blossom_fragance_oil.jpg?v=1550250752)
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: No one on October 03, 2019, 02:10:32 AM
Plumb out of patience Bruno?
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Biggus Dickus on October 03, 2019, 02:34:06 AM
Quote from: No one on October 03, 2019, 02:10:32 AM
Plumb out of patience Bruno?

No, sorry was just joking about your pun didn't mean anything by it.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 03, 2019, 04:14:09 PM
Quote from: No one on October 03, 2019, 02:10:32 AM
Plumb out of patience Bruno?

Hey, that's a grape pun.
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on October 03, 2019, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on October 03, 2019, 04:14:09 PM
Quote from: No one on October 03, 2019, 02:10:32 AM
Plumb out of patience Bruno?

Hey, that's a grape pun.
And...regular Jesus works with grapes, Citrus Jesus works with oranges.  :reading:
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 03, 2019, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 01, 2019, 07:31:38 PM

He shal bless you with Limonene.
:P

Ahaa! . . . is limonene a lubricant then Magdalena?. . . Thanks! :frolic:
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on October 03, 2019, 10:59:16 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 03, 2019, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 01, 2019, 07:31:38 PM

He shal bless you with Limonene.
:P

Ahaa! . . . is limonene a lubricant then Magdalena?. . . Thanks! :frolic:
No.  :smileshake:
Papasito Bruno is the one who: "Was god's anointed but took a shower." He gets the orange blossom fragance oil.

You, my friend,  were blessed with Limonene:
QuoteLimonene is a chemical found in the peels of citrus fruits and in other plants. It is used to make medicine. D-limonene is naturally used by plants to kill pathogens; therefore, d-limonene has antibacterial and antifungal properties.[7] Aids in weight loss. D-limonene acts as a mild appetite suppressant and prevents weight gain.[8][9] Decreases anxiety and insomnia.

:grin:
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 06, 2019, 06:52:17 PM
This forum :lol:
Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 07, 2019, 03:31:49 AM
Quote from: No one on October 01, 2019, 11:03:28 PM
Orange you glad you joined this forum?

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Title: Re: The world will end in 24 hours. Who do you...
Post by: Magdalena on October 07, 2019, 08:39:26 PM
^^^
:snicker: