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General => Current Events => Topic started by: LoneMateria on December 09, 2009, 08:00:36 PM

Title: A holy cow for christians
Post by: LoneMateria on December 09, 2009, 08:00:36 PM
http://www.wfsb.com/news/21899775/detail.html

First a grilled cheese, then an iron, and now a cow.  Jesus is stepping up his symbols.  Who can think of a better way to advertise themselves then to mark a cows forehead?  Almost every human being on the planet.  But that won't stop the legions of brainwashed people looking for a miracle from making bigger asses of themselves by showing up looking to touch, fondle, caress, or f**k the cow .  Just think one day that cow will be good beef and when you get a hamburger it might be holy ^_^
Title: Re: A holy cow for christians
Post by: Kylyssa on December 09, 2009, 08:11:06 PM
It's not even a good cross.  It's all warbly and funny looking.  My roommate's cat has a spot that sometimes looks like a heart on his heel - but I've never bothered photographing it because it doesn't look exactly like a heart.  However, Rupert's foot splotch looks more like a heart than this cow's blaze looks like a cross.  I grew up on a farm.  A semi-symmetrical blaze on a cow isn't all that rare, especially located in that position on the forehead.  I'd bet that if one searched hard and long enough one could find a better looking cross blaze on a cow.
Title: Re: A holy cow for christians
Post by: Ellainix on December 09, 2009, 08:11:18 PM
Holy Cow!
Title: Re: A holy cow for christians
Post by: Will on December 09, 2009, 11:26:00 PM
They're worshiping a golden calf. That's kinda funny.
Title: Re: A holy cow for christians
Post by: LoneMateria on December 09, 2009, 11:38:41 PM
Quote from: "Will"They're worshiping a golden calf. That's kinda funny.

Yup ... Christian-Hindus are in the making.
Title: Re: A holy cow for christians
Post by: karadan on December 10, 2009, 12:30:16 AM
That cow will have a very bizarre life from now on..
Title: Re: A holy cow for christians
Post by: Tom62 on December 10, 2009, 05:05:07 AM
Quote from: "karadan"That cow will have a very bizarre life from now on..
If it would help the cow to survive, than this cross could be a evolutionary thing. Praise Darwin!
Title: Re: A holy cow for christians
Post by: AlP on December 10, 2009, 05:27:23 AM
Yum. I like it medium rare. The furry cross won't protect it from me =).
Title: Re: A holy cow for christians
Post by: MariaEvri on December 10, 2009, 10:57:37 AM
what the fuckintosh that doesnt even look like a cross D: