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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #60 on: December 17, 2016, 04:51:35 AM »
I think they should start earlier than 12 years old. . . .

 
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #61 on: December 18, 2016, 12:38:33 AM »
Glory to God FSM.  There are some schools and some parents who are working so that the children will be able to determine the difference between truth from fiction.   The future generation need not have their heads up their asses as so many of the college students do with their "safe zones" and mind stifling PC demands.   

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #62 on: December 18, 2016, 09:05:48 PM »
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2016, 11:11:00 AM »
So, is "roasters" some weird euphemism for bestiality-related issues?
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #64 on: December 20, 2016, 02:37:16 PM »
Yeah, it sucks that our brains work like that. With some effort and time we can train our brains to operate better. Just like talking, reading, mathematics... etc. we should be teaching children (probably after 12 years old), how to apply logic and how to recognize fallacies. I think it's weird that logic is such a small part of school.
I think they should start earlier than 12 years old. I think we should start teaching children how to apply logic and how to recognize fallacies the minute they are born.  :notsure:
I'm not against that, maybe slowly teaching logic by starting simple and getting more complicated as they age.
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #65 on: December 25, 2016, 10:04:20 PM »
This made me actually LOL


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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #66 on: December 26, 2016, 01:19:28 AM »
"the sun is a camp fire" lol
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2016, 10:11:17 PM »
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #68 on: January 01, 2017, 06:30:46 PM »
^I dunno, I feel like most of them are against recreational drugs even though they might benefit greatly from them.

I can't even figure this next site out. I don't think it's Poe - it's not organized enough. Though to believe it's real, but, here we are.

CAUTION: Due to the general set up of the listed sites, I'm not convinced they aren't crawling with viruses and malware.


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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #69 on: January 07, 2017, 11:42:50 AM »
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #70 on: January 07, 2017, 12:49:29 PM »
^I dunno, I feel like most of them are against recreational drugs even though they might benefit greatly from them.

I can't even figure this next site out. I don't think it's Poe - it's not organized enough. Though to believe it's real, but, here we are.

CAUTION: Due to the general set up of the listed sites, I'm not convinced they aren't crawling with viruses and malware.


This one reminds me of a short s-f story.

Aliens landed and offered mankind all kinds of things, the end of food shortage,, transportation to  new colonies etc. But they were careful not to let humans onto their ship until just before departure. However an agent go on, took photos and got back off.

One of the photos was of a book and, after weeks of intensive work, it's title was translated as "How to serve humans". Seemed good, until they translated the blurb on the back - it was a recipe book!
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #71 on: January 07, 2017, 01:21:22 PM »
^I dunno, I feel like most of them are against recreational drugs even though they might benefit greatly from them.

I can't even figure this next site out. I don't think it's Poe - it's not organized enough. Though to believe it's real, but, here we are.

CAUTION: Due to the general set up of the listed sites, I'm not convinced they aren't crawling with viruses and malware.


This one reminds me of a short s-f story.

Aliens landed and offered mankind all kinds of things, the end of food shortage,, transportation to  new colonies etc. But they were careful not to let humans onto their ship until just before departure. However an agent go on, took photos and got back off.

One of the photos was of a book and, after weeks of intensive work, it's title was translated as "How to serve humans". Seemed good, until they translated the blurb on the back - it was a recipe book!

So what were the serving suggestions?
I've told my wife I'd like to eat her thighs,
when she dies, if I'm not already dead.
She's not up for zombie stuff.
Otherwise she's OK, it'd be such a waste,
to bury or incinerate my favourite flesh.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2017, 01:41:15 PM by Bad Penny II »

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #72 on: January 07, 2017, 03:02:27 PM »
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #73 on: January 07, 2017, 03:15:23 PM »
Surprised no one posted this yet. Someone made it as a joke but it went viral anyway because people are dumbasses .

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #74 on: January 07, 2017, 05:35:56 PM »


My favorite part of this is that Aurie apparently thinks the Bible says "the Bible says..." and that the human eye has the ability to see unlimited distance.