I am far too amused by this one.
Are you sure?
Because I saw you this morning...
Hrm, maybe you don't want these drinks then...
I don't mind, I can drink them myself.
Who???
Me?....Them?....or Siz?....
Oh, I know Siz is not entertained...
I don't think Siz will ever be entertained by gifs...
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 01, 2015, 01:10:06 AM
Oh, I know Siz is not entertained...
I don't think Siz will ever be entertained by gifs...
Really? I didn't know that.
This (which can be merged with the original thread when Asmo Prime resurrects it) is the proper thread for gif parties. :)
Assuming Siz is not voluntarily clicking on this thread then I'm going to assume that he is involuntarily getting all these gifs on his screen by viewing the most recent posts on the forum. Siz, if you're reading this, I suggest you use the "Show unread posts since last visit" link instead, that way you don't have to see them.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 01, 2015, 07:55:51 PM
This (which can be merged with the original thread when Asmo Prime resurrects it) is the proper thread for gif parties. :)
Assuming Siz is not voluntarily clicking on this thread then I'm going to assume that he is involuntarily getting all these gifs on his screen by viewing the most recent posts on the forum. Siz, if you're reading this, I suggest you use the "Show unread posts since last visit" link instead, that way you don't have to see them.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 01, 2015, 07:55:51 PM
Assuming Siz is not voluntarily clicking on this thread then I'm going to assume that he is involuntarily getting all these gifs on his screen by viewing the most recent posts on the forum. Siz, if you're reading this, I suggest you use the "Show unread posts since last visit" link instead, that way you don't have to see them.
I read everything.
It doesn't help when gifs are quoted and requoted.
However, I guess it's my problem not yours.
Carry on.
xSilverPhinx...I told you, didn't I?
Quote from: Siz on November 01, 2015, 11:16:46 PM
I read everything.
It doesn't help when gifs are quoted and requoted.
However, I guess it's my problem not yours.
Carry on.
Might I suggest setting your browser so that it doesn't automatically play gifs or adding a gif blocking extension?
Magdalena...
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 02, 2015, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Siz on November 01, 2015, 11:16:46 PM
I read everything.
It doesn't help when gifs are quoted and requoted.
However, I guess it's my problem not yours.
Carry on.
Might I suggest setting your browser so that it doesn't automatically play gifs or adding a gif blocking extension?
How do I do this on an android phone?
Quote from: Claireliontamer on November 02, 2015, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 02, 2015, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: Siz on November 01, 2015, 11:16:46 PM
I read everything.
It doesn't help when gifs are quoted and requoted.
However, I guess it's my problem not yours.
Carry on.
Might I suggest setting your browser so that it doesn't automatically play gifs or adding a gif blocking extension?
How do I do this on an android phone?
I wish I could help, but I don't know how to disable them on an android device. I did a google search but couldn't find any good info.
Quote from: Siz on November 01, 2015, 11:16:46 PM
It doesn't help when gifs are quoted and requoted.
However, I guess it's my problem not yours.
Not just you. That is annoying.
Quote from: Crow on November 04, 2015, 10:35:31 PM
Quote from: Siz on November 01, 2015, 11:16:46 PM
It doesn't help when gifs are quoted and requoted.
However, I guess it's my problem not yours.
Not just you. That is annoying.
Well the browser, any browser, will only load it once and then reload it from the cache. So it's not quite a bandwidth issue.
It was never a bandwidth issue for me.
Sorry, didn't mean to spam the thread with, like, words and stuff...
That was a lie, BTW....
If you notice this notice, you'll notice that this notice is not worth noticing...
Yeah, slow day at work...
I see you poor lot, with all your bitching and crying about gifs, you're all like,
An I,
I just...
And
You should just,
Because
Quote from: Siz on November 05, 2015, 09:31:06 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to spam the thread with, like, words and stuff...
It's OK. Thank you, Siz...
Yes, thank you.
So much "this isn't good" and "that isn't good"...
Stop and join the GIF party!
Look at what I found...
But we're usually here for each other
But watch out, some don't mess around
Legally Blind Man Shows How He Sees The World By Creating Hypnotizing GIFs
http://www.boredpanda.com/looping-gifs-blind-artist-world-through-my-eyes-george-redhawk/
(http://www.boredpanda.com/looping-gifs-blind-artist-world-through-my-eyes-george-redhawk/)
Some of his work:
Awwwww. :(
Look at what I found, I guess this all the HAF lifeboat was able to carry.
Author Topic: Re: Davin!!!! There's a party going on!!!!!! (GIF WARNING) (Read 1757 times) (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=13245.0)
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Found the perfect next bike for Siz
Going to my overly religious grandparents' house for Christmas.
I don't want to go! Where can I hide?
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 14, 2015, 04:22:38 AM
Found the perfect next bike for Siz
Now there's an N+1* that I could probably keep hidden from MrsSiz...
*N+1 is the correct formula for calculating how many bikes one should own, where N=number of bikes already owned.
Quote from: Siz on December 15, 2015, 01:32:09 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 14, 2015, 04:22:38 AM
Found the perfect next bike for Siz
Now there's an N+1* that I could probably keep hidden from MrsSiz...
*N+1 is the correct formula for calculating how many bikes one should own, where N=number of bikes already owned.
And what is your N now?
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 15, 2015, 02:02:58 AM
Quote from: Siz on December 15, 2015, 01:32:09 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 14, 2015, 04:22:38 AM
Found the perfect next bike for Siz
Now there's an N+1* that I could probably keep hidden from MrsSiz...
*N+1 is the correct formula for calculating how many bikes one should own, where N=number of bikes already owned.
And what is your N now?
Mine personally - 5.5
1 x full suspension MTB
1 x hardtail MTB
1 x track (velodrome) bike
1 x carbon road bike
1 x winter training bike
1 x unicycle
All but hardtail and unicycle are used regularly. And no, I can't ride the unicycle!
Minisiz - 3
2 x track bikes
1 x cyclocross / road bike
Microsiz - 1 x cyclocross/road
MrsSiz - 1 x MTB mostly used by Minisiz.
My next N+1 will be a tourer with a view to cycling down through France with MiniSiz one summer before he discovers girls and alcohol...
Quote from: Siz on December 15, 2015, 02:30:05 AM
My next N+1 will be a tourer with a view to cycling down through France with MiniSiz one summer before he discovers girls and alcohol...
That sounds like a so much fun.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 15, 2015, 02:38:37 AM
Quote from: Siz on December 15, 2015, 02:30:05 AM
My next N+1 will be a tourer with a view to cycling down through France with MiniSiz one summer before he discovers girls and alcohol...
That sounds like a so much fun.
Italy would be more fun IMO the Italians are so much nicer than the French.
Quote from: Tank on December 15, 2015, 06:36:30 AM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 15, 2015, 02:38:37 AM
Quote from: Siz on December 15, 2015, 02:30:05 AM
My next N+1 will be a tourer with a view to cycling down through France with MiniSiz one summer before he discovers girls and alcohol...
That sounds like a so much fun.
Italy would be more fun IMO the Italians are so much nicer than the French.
Perhaps that's why I have a certain sympathy for the French... Plus, I don't know how to order chamois cream (http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/fitness/training/chamois-cream-explained-139014) in Italian without the negoziante getting the wrong idea...
Quote from: Siz on December 15, 2015, 04:04:01 PM
chamois cream (http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/fitness/training/chamois-cream-explained-139014)
Quote from: Siz on December 15, 2015, 04:04:01 PMPerhaps that's why I have a certain sympathy for the French... Plus, I don't know how to order chamois cream (http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/fitness/training/chamois-cream-explained-139014) in Italian without the negoziante getting the wrong idea...
Anyways...
Quote from: Davin on December 09, 2015, 07:27:09 PMI'm going to be visiting family this month, and holiday travel is the best!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 14, 2015, 03:49:06 PMGoing to my overly religious grandparents' house for Christmas.
Visiting grandparents? They're the best! :smilenod:
Have a great time! :-*
And...
From me, to both of you.
^^^
I miss Bruno so much.
He was doing so good...
...and then he left us. :(
Bruno, I miss your terrible jokes, please come back. :'(
I've sent another email to Bruno to try and get him back.
Quote from: Tank on December 28, 2015, 10:04:00 PM
I've sent another email to Bruno to try and get him back.
Awwwww... :hug: :love:
I've sent him many emails to try and get him back.
This is how I feel about some people:
:grin:
Happy New Year!!!!
Watch it at full speed!
[youtube width=600]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUCm53uS6-c[/youtube]
Quote from: Tank on December 31, 2015, 05:39:45 PM
Watch it at full speed!
[youtube width=600]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUCm53uS6-c[/youtube]
Lucky it didn't hit him in the face.
I have stickied this thread as it's one of our more popular threads.
Quote from: Tank on January 02, 2016, 06:55:47 PM
I have stickied this thread as it's one of our more popular threads.
Quote from: Tank on January 02, 2016, 06:55:47 PM
I have stickied this thread as it's one of our more popular threads.
Davin, are you reading this?
:grin: :grin:
Quote from: Davin on January 04, 2016, 03:34:22 PM
:frolic:
Davin, you're back!
I really like your avatar, that lady has some serious issues, doesn't she? :chin:
Anyways...
We're all together, again. :grin: I'm so happy.
Just keeping an eye on you.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Well, I was wrong. I have at least one bff.
I think it's time for more dancing.
Quote from: Magdalena on January 05, 2016, 07:34:12 PM
Not sure who they are, but I like them.
The first one is Col. Hans Landa from Inglorious Bastards.
The second one is Cheryl from The Evil Dead (1981).
Here are some butterflies feeding on a dead fish.
One Got Fat (https://archive.org/details/OneGotFa1963) or Everything You Do Is A Balloon (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEmaj9C6ko)
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 05, 2016, 03:16:21 PM
Banned for banning my bff.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:29:33 PM
Banned for jealousy because I don't have one.
Quote from: Davin on January 06, 2016, 03:01:42 PM
Well, I was wrong. I have at least one bff.
bff? What is that?
Best Frenemies Forever?
Barely Freaking Friends?
Binary File Format?
Belgische Federatie van Fotografen?
I don't know.
...So...
Is everything fine now?
Yeah, I know that feeling....
Is this your Monday?
^^Yes it is, except I'm that little bird hitting the owl, so not so bad. ;D
For Ziggy...
When it comes to social interactions, I feel like I'm driving through a forest on fire.
Quote from: Davin on January 11, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
When it comes to social interactions, I feel like I'm driving through a forest on fire.
So...is this like...good, or bad?
Quote from: Magdalena on January 12, 2016, 06:32:07 AM
Quote from: Davin on January 11, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
When it comes to social interactions, I feel like I'm driving through a forest on fire.
So...is this like...good, or bad?
Quote from: Magdalena on January 12, 2016, 07:18:41 AM
If you give me a piece of gum, I'll do this with the wrapper:
I got so much flak from Tank because I tore up the labels on every beer bottle I was handed. :D
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 12, 2016, 07:18:41 AM
If you give me a piece of gum, I'll do this with the wrapper:
I got so much flak from Tank because I tore up the labels on every beer bottle I was handed. :D
I mentioned it once. You are such a drama queen!
Quote from: Tank on January 12, 2016, 05:57:31 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 12, 2016, 07:18:41 AM
If you give me a piece of gum, I'll do this with the wrapper:
I got so much flak from Tank because I tore up the labels on every beer bottle I was handed. :D
I mentioned it once. You are such a drama queen!
I know the type, they start to peel the top of the label off with the nail of their thumb while slowly twisting the bottle while they drink, and they keep doing this until at some point they have to utilize the rest of their fingers to completely tear off the table...anyway it's a good way to keep track of how much they drink since their bottles have no labels.
(So what if your table and floor are full of paper bits 8))
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 12, 2016, 06:03:27 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 12, 2016, 05:57:31 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 12, 2016, 07:18:41 AM
If you give me a piece of gum, I'll do this with the wrapper:
I got so much flak from Tank because I tore up the labels on every beer bottle I was handed. :D
I mentioned it once. You are such a drama queen!
I know the type, they start to peel the top of the label off with the nail of their thumb while slowly twisting the bottle while they drink, and they keep doing this until at some point they have to utilize the rest of their fingers to completely tear off the table...anyway it's a good way to keep track of how much they drink since their bottles have no labels.
(So what if your table and floor are full of paper bits 8))
Buddy was more like a small rodent making a nest with a pile of little bits of nibbled paper.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 03:45:24 PM
I got so much flak from Tank because I tore up the labels on every beer bottle I was handed. :D
There is a bit of folk pseudo psychology that states you are sexually frustrated if you peel off beer labels.
Quote from: Crow on January 12, 2016, 06:08:27 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 03:45:24 PM
I got so much flak from Tank because I tore up the labels on every beer bottle I was handed. :D
There is a bit of folk pseudo psychology that states you are sexually frustrated if you peel off beer labels.
That^^^
Very true. :o
Quote from: Crow on January 12, 2016, 06:08:27 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 03:45:24 PM
I got so much flak from Tank because I tore up the labels on every beer bottle I was handed. :D
There is a bit of folk pseudo psychology that states you are sexually frustrated if you peel off beer labels.
More like ADHD and the inability to sit still for longer than 5 minutes
OOps!
^^
A bunch of dummies. :snicker:
The first one reminds me of
xSilverPhinx when she posts her songs:
Friday by Rebecca Black, and
Sunday Funday by MAGIC, and I'm sure she will post
Manic Monday by The Bangles, soon. :grrr:
The rest of the GIFs? Well, that's
Bruno every Monday. :grin:
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 16, 2016, 03:01:10 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 16, 2016, 03:01:10 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 16, 2016, 03:01:10 AM
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Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 16, 2016, 03:01:10 AM
^^^
Ooooh!
That reminds me...
Lady Gaga's Jesus is so handsome...
He is. :tellmemore:
But, Judas...
He's such a bad boy! :smilenod:
He is. :tellmemore:
Jesus will survive.
You too.
^^^
FRIDAY NIGHT JIFFS!
I love this dog, he's like, "Fuck this shit, I an't jumping over shit"!
I don't know where this is filmed, but I think "Bottomless Cart Racing" is really going to take over as a sport soon.
This puppy looks so embarrassed.
Meanwhile somewhere in Indiana a young lady and her "Flying Saucer" tackle the snow for the first time.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
^^^
Magdalena, Bruno de la Pole, Davin............Asmo.:(
Quote from: Magdalena on January 23, 2016, 04:48:58 AM
^^^
Magdalena, Bruno de la Pole, Davin............Asmo.:(
I think....
But I don't think I'm freeky.
What is that, anyways...'freeky'?
Quote from: Magdalena on January 26, 2016, 11:12:46 PM
I think....
But I don't think I'm freeky.
What is that, anyways...'freeky'?
Well according to the Urban Dictionary:
A Freek is a person that is to weird to be a freak. the term freek describes a person that has no problem being weird, and does not care what people think about them.I am a freek and I'm proud of it!
freak on the other hand
n. a person who likes to do kinky shit in bed or have sex a lot
v. to have intercourse or makeout
n. That guy is a huge freak.
v. She likes to freak on a regular basis.
^^^
Thank you,
Bruno.
Google kept asking, "You mean,
freak?" I said, "Sure."
Freak: A person, animal, or plant with an unusual physical abnormality. Synonyms: Aberration, abnormality, irregularity, oddity; monster, monstrosity, mutant; freak of nature "a genetically engineered freak."
For some reason, it kept giving me images of circus performers with deformities.
I was like:
I ain't no freak!
Now you say a freak is also a person who likes to do kinky shit in bed or have sex a lot.
I thought, "
Davin, ...
Man!"
This is why I was speechless. :-X
Then, you posted the real meaning of Freek, and I was like..
"
Davin, I fink u freeky, and I like you too."
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 27, 2016, 03:44:22 AM
Well according to the Urban Dictionary:
A Freek is a person that is to weird to be a freak. the term freek describes a person that has no problem being weird, and does not care what people think about them.
I am a freek and I'm proud of it!
Quote from: MagdalenaGoogle kept asking, "You mean, freak?" I said, "Sure."
Freak: A person, animal, or plant with an unusual physical abnormality. Synonyms: Aberration, abnormality, irregularity, oddity; monster, monstrosity, mutant; freak of nature "a genetically engineered freak."
For some reason, it kept giving me images of circus performers with deformities.
I was like:
I ain't no freak!
Now you say a freak is also a person who likes to do kinky shit in bed or have sex a lot.
I thought, "Davin, ...
Man!"
This is why I was speechless. :-X
Quote from: Magdalena on January 27, 2016, 07:35:05 AMThen, you posted the real meaning of Freek, and I was like..
"Davin, I fink u freeky, and I like you too."
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 27, 2016, 02:21:50 PM
Quote from: Davin on January 27, 2016, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 27, 2016, 03:44:22 AM
Well according to the Urban Dictionary:
A Freek is a person that is to weird to be a freak. the term freek describes a person that has no problem being weird, and does not care what people think about them.
I am a freek and I'm proud of it!
Quote from: Davin on January 25, 2016, 01:57:58 PM
Bruno, you too.
Here, Bruno...
Here, Bruno...
Here, Bruno...
Badass fail
Say "Oh, fuck" one more time so that I can start your 3000 posts party!!!!
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on March 29, 2016, 08:19:05 PM
What is a friend?
People who stick around after you do stuff like this:
How do you get a friend?
Wait. Imaginary, or real?
How do you keep a friend?
How come I don't have a friend?
xSilverPhinx, funny religious GIFs!
The end is near...
Street Fighter Church Edition
Blasphemy!
People who don't like Gifs.... (https://disqus.com/home/channel/offtopic/discussion/channel-offtopic/people_who_dont_like_gifs_whats_wrong_with_them/)
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on April 09, 2016, 05:01:25 PM
People who don't like Gifs.... (https://disqus.com/home/channel/offtopic/discussion/channel-offtopic/people_who_dont_like_gifs_whats_wrong_with_them/)
There are others just like us out there!
So many of them!
I wanna dance with you,
Bruno de la Pole...
I'm sorry,
Bruno de la Pole, I can't dance with you anymore....
Quote from: Apathy on April 10, 2016, 01:23:56 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/ojcIuRFatTkFG/giphy.gif
Apathy is here!
Random images? Random images?
He said "random images," didn't he?
Random gifs?
^^^
That's nice,
Bruno de la Pole, but the gifs were to attract
Pahu...and it worked, he came to the forum--Again! Three times now. Maybe he'll stay with us for a while.
Quote from: Magdalena on May 05, 2016, 04:22:10 AM
^^^
That's nice, Bruno de la Pole, but the gifs were to attract Pahu...and it worked, he came to the forum--Again! Three times now. Maybe he'll stay with us for a while.
Don't mind me, just passing through...
Incoming Power Rangers
Ha I bet you thought this was gonna be all serious. Haha!
This is funny! But now for the serious parts...
:shocked:
Is this how you feel?
Alright let's call a truce. Truce?
Truce. But what will you do if I come again?
Very creative...
Nice,
Apathy...Very nice.
:grin:
One for my friend,
Bruno de la Pole.
These are for
Bruno de la Pole:
(He loves cats, and cats love him) ;D
:shocked:
Nice cat
Feeling like a ninja with a piece of paper...
That's the alarm I was looking for!
Quote from: Magdalena on June 16, 2016, 05:51:20 AM
That's the alarm I was looking for!
She still doesn't want to get up lol
cat.exe has stopped working :lol:
lol
Aaawwwwww
Oh My
Asmo!
Boys and girls,
Essie Mae came here!
What I did before computers and the internet?
:popcorn:?
Nope.
Nom nom...
Quote from: Davin on July 12, 2016, 02:55:52 PM
What I did before computers and the internet?
:snicker:
Were did they get this shot of forum members partying!?
Bwahahahahahaaa.
:folded:
Special application of Newton's Third Law: "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."
(http://s778.photobucket.com/user/DaveGlos/media/Mobile%20Uploads/XQVDE.gif.html)
Wait for it...
^^
I'm gonna change the subject here, a little bit.....
I don't like dogs. >:(
^^^ :rofl:
Quote from: Tank on August 28, 2016, 06:57:08 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 28, 2016, 01:37:52 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 27, 2016, 09:50:28 AM
^^^ :rofl:
:foottap:
He only sucked the little pussy!
No, he didn't, he put the whole head in its mouth!...actually, that animal almost put the whole thing in its mouth! ...Wait a minute, this conversation sounds...well... :-[
Quote from: Magdalena on August 28, 2016, 11:02:12 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 28, 2016, 06:57:08 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 28, 2016, 01:37:52 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 27, 2016, 09:50:28 AM
^^^ :rofl:
:foottap:
He only sucked the little pussy!
No, he didn't, he put the whole head in its mouth!...actually, that animal almost put the whole thing in its mouth! ...Wait a minute, this conversation sounds...well... :-[
How do you know the dog was male?
Quote from: Tank on August 29, 2016, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 28, 2016, 11:02:12 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 28, 2016, 06:57:08 AM
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Quote from: Tank on August 27, 2016, 09:50:28 AM
^^^ :rofl:
:foottap:
He only sucked the little pussy!
No, he didn't, he put the whole head in its mouth!...actually, that animal almost put the whole thing in its mouth! ...Wait a minute, this conversation sounds...well... :-[
How do you know the dog was male?
I don't know if that's a male dog, but you did say, "
He only sucked the little pussy." ;D
Quote from: Magdalena on August 29, 2016, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 29, 2016, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 28, 2016, 11:02:12 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 28, 2016, 06:57:08 AM
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^^^ :rofl:
:foottap:
He only sucked the little pussy!
No, he didn't, he put the whole head in its mouth!...actually, that animal almost put the whole thing in its mouth! ...Wait a minute, this conversation sounds...well... :-[
How do you know the dog was male?
I don't know if that's a male dog, but you did say, "He only sucked the little pussy." ;D
Fair point. It
could well have been "She only sucked the little pussy." :thumbsup:
Quote from: Tank on August 29, 2016, 04:55:42 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 29, 2016, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 29, 2016, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on August 28, 2016, 11:02:12 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 28, 2016, 06:57:08 AM
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Quote from: Tank on August 27, 2016, 09:50:28 AM
^^^ :rofl:
:foottap:
He only sucked the little pussy!
No, he didn't, he put the whole head in its mouth!...actually, that animal almost put the whole thing in its mouth! ...Wait a minute, this conversation sounds...well... :-[
How do you know the dog was male?
I don't know if that's a male dog, but you did say, "He only sucked the little pussy." ;D
Fair point. It
could well have been "She only sucked the little pussy." :thumbsup:
...So..."The bitch only sucked the little pussy."
And...
"No, she didn't, the bitch put the whole head in her mouth!...actually, that bitch almost put the whole thing in her mouth!"
:picard facepalm:
^^^
Before this gets out of hand, I would like to remind people about what we're talking about. :foottap:
Judging by the gifs you showed, with the cats being bullies, THAT cat is growing up to be a bully and is only practicing on this poor canine.
It got what's coming to it :snicker:
Quote from: Magdalena on August 29, 2016, 05:05:57 PM
^^^
Before this gets out of hand, I would like to remind people about what we're talking about. :foottap:
It looks like if the dog wanted to hurt it, it would have. A bit scary to watch, but I doubt the dog is being mean.
Quote from: Davin on August 29, 2016, 05:33:26 PM
It looks like if the dog wanted to hurt it, it would have. A bit scary to watch, but I doubt the dog is being mean.
You like dogs too, don't you?
Quote from: Magdalena on August 29, 2016, 06:47:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on August 29, 2016, 05:33:26 PM
It looks like if the dog wanted to hurt it, it would have. A bit scary to watch, but I doubt the dog is being mean.
You like dogs too, don't you?
I like most animals, I have a cat and no dog right now though.
Quote from: Davin on August 29, 2016, 10:00:53 PM
He makes a weird noise when he sleeps, I posted the video a little while ago:
It takes him a long time to even approach new people, he runs away and hides when people come over.
Quote from: Davin on August 30, 2016, 05:16:51 PM
It takes him a long time to even approach new people, he runs away and hides when people come over.
So it's like this when people come over? :(
Quote from: Magdalena on August 31, 2016, 04:32:56 AM
Quote from: Davin on August 30, 2016, 05:16:51 PM
It takes him a long time to even approach new people, he runs away and hides when people come over.
So it's like this when people come over? :(
Less going near people and more running away and doing this:
So cute!
:secrets1: Maybe he's saying he doesn't want to debate with you or anyone else. :grin:
:lol: He always "debates" with me:
:tellmemore:
:sad sigh:
:fingertap:
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Cats
are evil. This one was caught red-pawed!
Yeah baby!
Quote from: philosoraptor on January 15, 2017, 06:45:17 PM
....
Sorry, was that overkill? Cause I have a whole folder dedicated just to gifs on my laptop. ;D
There's no such thing as overkill. :grin:
That's not a gifffaahhh! >:(
This is a gif
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Now we can make gifs into flipbooks.
IEIEI I'm a butterfly!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 30, 2017, 12:47:30 AM
That sees so, so true!
I remember the days when the Soectrum could fit a fairly decent word processor into 32k and before that "The Hobbit", a good, multi-layer (that is "
layer," not "player" typoed!) strategy game, into 16k. OK, the graphics were not good but it is the skill of working out the strategy that counted and that was text based.
(When the Dwarf kept nagging me to get a move on I entered, "Kill the fucking Dwarf". The game designers had evidently predicted
exactly this response - the game was terminated with extreme prejudice!)
That was in the days shen every byte was 100% significant to the function of the programme and function was the name of the game. Not the collection of building blocks from other programmes and libraries cobbled together like those plugs.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 30, 2017, 12:47:30 AM
It's funny. I'm a software developer and this is the kind of thing I try to avoid.
So my boss and my boss's boss expect me to get a piece of hardware working. I say, "couldn't we just get the hardware guys to make this serial into a USB?" And they tell me, "no, it's not possible."
So I say, "what about when the machines no longer have a serial port? Because it's an almost dead technology." And the hardware guys laugh it off.
Then this year, they couldn't get machines for price that matched the required specs that had a serial port. But I have to get the machines working. So we get a serial to USB converter. Now it works.
And do you know who gets blamed for it? Yeah, you guessed it, I get blamed for it.
So that's how I feel about this particular animated gif.
:-\
Quote from: Davin on February 02, 2017, 09:09:58 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 30, 2017, 12:47:30 AM
It's funny. I'm a software developer and this is the kind of thing I try to avoid.
So my boss and my boss's boss expect me to get a piece of hardware working. I say, "couldn't we just get the hardware guys to make this serial into a USB?" And they tell me, "no, it's not possible."
So I say, "what about when the machines no longer have a serial port? Because it's an almost dead technology." And the hardware guys laugh it off.
Then this year, they couldn't get machines for price that matched the required specs that had a serial port. But I have to get the machines working. So we get a serial to USB converter. Now it works.
And do you know who gets blamed for it? Yeah, you guessed it, I get blamed for it.
So that's how I feel about this particular animated gif.
:-\
But... but, Davin, all you have to do is write the correct software to fix the problem. Those poor hardware guys have to punch different shaped holes or make an adapter plate, source the components for converting the interface, find space for that on the board (or add a daughter board). . .
You just have to tap a few keys is all . . .
::)
I know, I know . . .
I did exaggerate and exclude many things for both brevity and comedy.
Quote from: Davin on February 02, 2017, 09:29:25 PM
I did exaggerate and exclude many things for both brevity and comedy.
Bet yer didn't have to stretch it very far.
:grin:
Quote from: Gloucester on February 02, 2017, 09:21:40 PM
Quote from: Davin on February 02, 2017, 09:09:58 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 30, 2017, 12:47:30 AM
It's funny. I'm a software developer and this is the kind of thing I try to avoid.
So my boss and my boss's boss expect me to get a piece of hardware working. I say, "couldn't we just get the hardware guys to make this serial into a USB?" And they tell me, "no, it's not possible."
So I say, "what about when the machines no longer have a serial port? Because it's an almost dead technology." And the hardware guys laugh it off.
Then this year, they couldn't get machines for price that matched the required specs that had a serial port. But I have to get the machines working. So we get a serial to USB converter. Now it works.
And do you know who gets blamed for it? Yeah, you guessed it, I get blamed for it.
So that's how I feel about this particular animated gif.
:-\
But... but, Davin, all you have to do is write the correct software to fix the problem. Those poor hardware guys have to punch different shaped holes or make an adapter plate, source the components for converting the interface, find space for that on the board (or add a daughter board). . .
You just have to tap a few keys is all . . .
::)
I know, I know . . .
:watching: Ok, I may have started this but I think I'll slowly back away from this particular conversation...I've seen it all before, and 'hardware vs software' hardly ever ends well.
;) :P
(although if it's any consolation, while I get the metaphor suggesting that some software developers take "long-winded" routes to solving a problem, he makes do with the resources he's given.)
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on February 03, 2017, 12:07:12 AM
:watching: Ok, I may have started this but I think I'll slowly back away from this particular conversation...I've seen it all before, and 'hardware vs software' hardly ever ends well.
;) :P
(although if it's any consolation, while I get the metaphor suggesting that some software developers take "long-winded" routes to solving a problem, he makes do with the resources he's given.)
It's not a great thing. My father was an hardware engineer who transitioned into software development. And I've grown up with a slightly better than average understanding of hardware, and a lot better than most other developers. Also, I'm not a fan of drawing lines between people like that... except for in jokes.
It was just that that gif reminded me a current problem I had, where the it was the hardware guys forcing a plug being plugged into another plug before getting plugged in. And there is a bit of a rift between the hardware guys and the software guys. It started before I got here and it's quite silly. So many odd things and funny stories. Well stories that are funny to me at least.
But the image is also kind of true of a lot software modern development. Many often use a lot of third party libraries, plugins, and code samples. And because a lot just copy from sites like stack overflow, they keep far more than they need, which tends to bloat the code and make it both less efficient and more difficult to read. I think the mentality comes from an old saying, "we re-invent the wheel?" So instead of understanding the code, they get a bunch of solutions that were already invented, even if they don't apply specifically to their problem.
There are newbs and idiots everywhere, so you can find examples all over the place no matter what field you look into.
Anyway, I laughed, then remembered my situation, then thought I'd share what I thought was a slightly funny story. I don't mean to start a war over a joke.
And, on reflection, my attempt at a joke got taken on face value!
Memo to self: lots more use of :grin: :snicker: :smilenod: and their mates!
Quote from: Gloucester on February 03, 2017, 02:36:22 PM
And, on reflection, my attempt at a joke got taken on face value!
Memo to self: lots more use of :grin: :snicker: :smilenod: and their mates!
I laughed.
Quote from: Davin on February 03, 2017, 02:14:26 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on February 03, 2017, 12:07:12 AM
:watching: Ok, I may have started this but I think I'll slowly back away from this particular conversation...I've seen it all before, and 'hardware vs software' hardly ever ends well.
;) :P
(although if it's any consolation, while I get the metaphor suggesting that some software developers take "long-winded" routes to solving a problem, he makes do with the resources he's given.)
It's not a great thing. My father was an hardware engineer who transitioned into software development. And I've grown up with a slightly better than average understanding of hardware, and a lot better than most other developers. Also, I'm not a fan of drawing lines between people like that... except for in jokes.
It was just that that gif reminded me a current problem I had, where the it was the hardware guys forcing a plug being plugged into another plug before getting plugged in. And there is a bit of a rift between the hardware guys and the software guys. It started before I got here and it's quite silly. So many odd things and funny stories. Well stories that are funny to me at least.
But the image is also kind of true of a lot software modern development. Many often use a lot of third party libraries, plugins, and code samples. And because a lot just copy from sites like stack overflow, they keep far more than they need, which tends to bloat the code and make it both less efficient and more difficult to read. I think the mentality comes from an old saying, "we re-invent the wheel?" So instead of understanding the code, they get a bunch of solutions that were already invented, even if they don't apply specifically to their problem.
There are newbs and idiots everywhere, so you can find examples all over the place no matter what field you look into.
Anyway, I laughed, then remembered my situation, then thought I'd share what I thought was a slightly funny story. I don't mean to start a war over a joke.
Ok. :grin: All I know is that while it can be harmless poking fun at each other, it can be a sensitive subject among some software developers and hardware engineers. The rift is real in some circles. :watching:
(http://s778.photobucket.com/user/DaveGlos/media/Funnies/stroke.gif.html)
:secrets1: I looked at the most recent post with people sitting behind me. Good thing no one (I think) saw or I would have some explaining to do! :lol:
That's an interesting thought. Too bad I can't entertain it beyond it's extrinsic value.
Maybe that's for No One.
It is.
Shang Tsung?
That's
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa."I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat."
He is the one who played the character
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary-Hiroyuki_Tagawa
QuoteHis roles have also included...the evil soul-stealing sorcerer Shang Tsung in a film adaptation of the video game Mortal Kombat
Quote from: Arturo on February 21, 2017, 11:06:28 PM
He is the one who played the character
Quote from: Arturo on February 21, 2017, 11:06:28 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary-Hiroyuki_Tagawa
QuoteHis roles have also included...the evil soul-stealing sorcerer Shang Tsung in a film adaptation of the video game Mortal Kombat
Me watching freeze-peachers tangle themselves in knots over all the shit we've always known about Milo. 8)
Quote from: Father Bruno on February 23, 2017, 02:18:28 AM
Me watching freeze-peachers tangle themselves in knots over all the shit we've always known about Milo. 8)
What are freeze-preachers?
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Quote from: Father Bruno on February 23, 2017, 02:18:28 AM
Me watching freeze-peachers tangle themselves in knots over all the shit we've always known about Milo. 8)
What are freeze-preachers?
It's a play on the words "Free-Speech". Sometimes commonly known or referred to as the "Free-Speech Fallacy". It's a way, especially online for some to falsely demand their right to say or comment however they like regardless of whether the content of their speech is hateful, or even hurtful.
Free speech is obviously an important right, but many folks don't exactly know what it means; for example here in the US the
"1st Amendment" to the constitution only protects one from unjust interference to limit a person's speech by the state.
It doesn't however. Apply to forums like this one, or blogs, or the comment sections to news articles, etc...just like you can't yell "Fire" in a crowded theatre, someone can't come here to HAF and tell one of us that our opinion is not only wrong, but we are a "Dick-Wad" or a "Bitch" because they don't like what we have to say, and then when they get called out for being nasty or get banned claim that their "Free Speech" was impugned, or "Freeze Peaches".
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Quote from: Essie Mae on March 13, 2017, 01:25:57 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on February 23, 2017, 02:18:28 AM
Me watching freeze-peachers tangle themselves in knots over all the shit we've always known about Milo. 8)
What are freeze-preachers?
It's a play on the words "Free-Speech". Sometimes commonly known or referred to as the "Free-Speech Fallacy". It's a way, especially online for some to falsely demand their right to say or comment however they like regardless of whether the content of their speech is hateful, or even hurtful.
Free speech is obviously an important right, but many folks don't exactly know what it means; for example here in the US the
"1st Amendment" to the constitution only protects one from unjust interference to limit a person's speech by the state.
It doesn't however. Apply to forums like this one, or blogs, or the comment sections to news articles, etc...just like you can't yell "Fire" in a crowded theatre, someone can't come here to HAF and tell one of us that our opinion is not only wrong, but we are a "Dick-Wad" or a "Bitch" because they don't like what we have to say, and then when they get called out for being nasty or get banned claim that their "Free Speech" was impugned, or "Freeze Peaches".
I've always like the idea that one can say what they want, and I can say what I want about what you say, it is free speech after all.
Arturo wrote:
QuoteI've always like the idea that one can say what they want, and I can say what I want about what you say, it is free speech after all.
Of course you can say what you want, Arturo, providing you are willing to face the consequences! Those might range from a returned insult through a lost friend or a punch in the mouth to an expensive court case.
Shouting, "Fire", in a crowded theatre comes under your concept but would be considered criminally irresponsible, not something a "normal" person would do. In any sane society there will be limits and exceptions to that "right".
:tellmemore: An ant drinking water. :tellmemore:
Quote from: Gloucester on March 14, 2017, 07:12:08 AM
Arturo wrote:
QuoteI've always like the idea that one can say what they want, and I can say what I want about what you say, it is free speech after all.
Of course you can say what you want, Arturo, providing you are willing to face the consequences! Those might range from a returned insult through a lost friend or a punch in the mouth to an expensive court case.
Shouting, "Fire", in a crowded theatre comes under your concept but would be considered criminally irresponsible, not something a "normal" person would do. In any sane society there will be limits and exceptions to that "right".
Yeah people don't seem to get that. They think they can say what ever they want but be in their "safe space" of an impenetrable force field that is the constitution. The constitution doesn't save you from the repercussions of using your rights. You can carry guns but if your shoot someone you can go to jail. You can say a racist comment and be shunned out if existence. (Unless you're running for president then you get anything you want)
Quote from: Dredge on March 20, 2017, 04:26:13 AM
Empathy. Why is it necessary to have empathy? A shark lacks empathy but survives just fine. If a shark doesn't need empathy, why should a human?
EDIT: Added gif of human atheist without any empathy attacking a shark, and
Dredge's quote.
Why? Just for the heck of it.
Yes, they are Gremlins.
Cute little Gremlins.
^^^
:lol:
Those little dudes look something like xSPs' avatar. Her little guys may be Mongoose or Meerkat. Maybe she will tell us what they are. Are they Brazillian?
Wiki says that the gremlins are native to Southeast Asia.
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Me watching freeze-peachers tangle themselves in knots over all the shit we've always known about Milo. 8)
What are freeze-preachers?
Thks for that. I should have known.
That's mean. :nu-uh:
Quote from: Magdalena on March 30, 2017, 07:57:00 PM
That's mean. :nu-uh:
Nah! Brilliant strategy!
Could put the kid off chocolate, which can't be bad.
The atheist's dinner, as some Xtians see it.
How to get out of a hole:
Newtonian Physics 101 for Mericans
Father Bruno...
You are one crazy m..... f.....!
Father Bruno, I should explain what m..... f...... means.
My 6-year-old son and I play Super Nintendo sometimes and he's not allowed to use bad words, yet. When these flowers get him:
He says, "Aargh, :grrr: those mother flowers!"
That's where I got it from. ;D
You are one crazy, funny mother flower!
Where's
Davin?
Quote from: Magdalena on May 04, 2017, 07:26:20 AM
Where's
Davin?
I think you scared him off when you started calling folks here mother fuckers...
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 04, 2017, 01:07:51 PM
I think you scared him off when you started calling folks here mother fuckers...
Mother Flower,
Father Bruno...
mother flower, not mother fuckers.
Quote from: Magdalena on May 04, 2017, 04:21:08 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 04, 2017, 01:07:51 PM
I think you scared him off when you started calling folks here mother fuckers...
Mother Flower, Father Bruno...mother flower, not mother fuckers.
"Anyways..."
Davin!!!!
Father...
Proof cats are indeed evil. Look what it's doing to that poor banana!
Cats just aren't appealing to you, huh?
Quote from: No one on May 15, 2017, 03:08:47 AM
Cats just aren't appealing to you, huh?
I'm more of a dog person. ;D
I like dogs. Dogs are grape!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 15, 2017, 12:25:59 AM
Proof cats are indeed evil. Look what it's doing to that poor banana!
Arturo:
I like dogs. Dogs are grape!Until they start to whine, right?
Quote from: No one on May 15, 2017, 08:09:52 PM
Arturo:
I like dogs. Dogs are grape!
Until they start to whine, right?
More proof that cats are evil!
Maybe I'm evil for laughing. :lol:
^^^
Cats are malignant, aren't they?
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on June 02, 2017, 05:58:05 PM
More proof that cats are evil!
Maybe I'm evil for laughing. :lol:
Quote from: Davin on June 28, 2017, 06:02:18 PM
A teenager's brain on weed. :eyeroll:
Quote from: Davin on June 28, 2017, 06:02:18 PM
A responsible adult's brain on weed, in the privacy of his room, right before he goes to sleep. :tellmemore:
:grin:
....So....Have you guys noticed...
Asmo is back. :worried:
QuoteIn Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
~Ecurb Noselrub
Quote from: Magdalena on July 21, 2017, 11:25:14 PM
....So....Have you guys noticed...Asmo is back. :worried:
QuoteIn Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
~Ecurb Noselrub
Yep
^That ain't the way to do a bench press......except for comedians with a death wish.
It's not even that heavy. And did you see they're likely Russian by their shirts?
Got the MRI results.
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Got the MRI results.
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Oh, Mags...
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Got the MRI results.
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I just saw the neurosurgeon...
He looked at the MRI images and said that he didn't see anything. :yes!:
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Wonderful news!
Except this part...
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But still
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 01, 2017, 06:47:59 PM
(She say's, "Mags, both Bruno and I are soooooo happy for you"!)
"
Bruno and I." :snicker:
:frolic::frolic::frolic:
That's so great, Mags! You made my day! :hug2:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 01, 2017, 07:02:37 PM
:frolic::frolic::frolic:
That's so great, Mags! You made my day! :hug2:
I'm fine!
Well...as far as science can tell... :lol:
...The rest, I was born with it. ;D
I'm sure there's no cure for that! ;D
Mags, I woke up feeling a bit down this morning, but now I want to dance after hearing your great news.
Quote from: hermes2015 on November 02, 2017, 03:49:02 AM
Mags, I woke up feeling a bit down this morning, but now I want to dance after hearing your great news.
Awww,
hermes2015, why are you feeling a bit down this morning? Is it because of..."stuff?"... :sadcheer:
You don't have to tell me/us about it if you don't want to. But I am glad that my news made you want to dance.
:secrets1: I'm thinking about calling the people who read my MRI wrong, and telling them to stop smoking weed at work. :reading:
Quote from: Magdalena on November 02, 2017, 06:08:37 PM
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Mags, I woke up feeling a bit down this morning, but now I want to dance after hearing your great news.
Awww, hermes2015, why are you feeling a bit down this morning? Is it because of..."stuff?"... :sadcheer:
You don't have to tell me/us about it if you don't want to. But I am glad that my news made you want to dance.
:secrets1: I'm thinking about calling the people who read my MRI wrong, and telling them to stop smoking weed at work. :reading:
Thank you so much for asking. I am not a morning person and normally wake up feeling rough, but for some reason it was worse than usual today. Don't know why; I'm not sick or anything.
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Quote from: Magdalena on November 02, 2017, 06:08:37 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on November 02, 2017, 03:49:02 AM
Mags, I woke up feeling a bit down this morning, but now I want to dance after hearing your great news.
Awww, hermes2015, why are you feeling a bit down this morning? Is it because of..."stuff?"... :sadcheer:
You don't have to tell me/us about it if you don't want to. But I am glad that my news made you want to dance.
:secrets1: I'm thinking about calling the people who read my MRI wrong, and telling them to stop smoking weed at work. :reading:
Thank you so much for asking. I am not a morning person and normally wake up feeling rough, but for some reason it was worse than usual today. Don't know why; I'm not sick or anything.
I'm glad to hear that you're not sick or anything. I'm not a morning person either and I know what you mean when you say that some mornings are worse than others....but yeah...we gotta get up. :-\ Don't we?
Quote from: Magdalena on November 02, 2017, 06:08:37 PM
:secrets1: I'm thinking about calling the people who read my MRI wrong, and telling them to stop smoking weed at work. :reading:
I called, they said to bring the disk back to them.
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Quote from: hermes2015 on November 02, 2017, 03:49:02 AM
Mags, I woke up feeling a bit down this morning, but now I want to dance after hearing your great news.
Awww, hermes2015, why are you feeling a bit down this morning? Is it because of..."stuff?"... :sadcheer:
You don't have to tell me/us about it if you don't want to. But I am glad that my news made you want to dance.
:secrets1: I'm thinking about calling the people who read my MRI wrong, and telling them to stop smoking weed at work. :reading:
Thank you so much for asking. I am not a morning person and normally wake up feeling rough, but for some reason it was worse than usual today. Don't know why; I'm not sick or anything.
I'm glad to hear that you're not sick or anything. I'm not a morning person either and I know what you mean when you say that some mornings are worse than others....but yeah...we gotta get up. :-\ Don't we?
Yes, we have to. And then I look in the mirror and I wonder who this old man is.
I have no understanding of the happy waker upper types of humans. My wife is one of those. Except for that I like her.
In my case, I am a slothful creature in the mornings. In my younger days I almost had to jerk off just to get my heart started if it was before 9 AM. Now I just force myself to get up, go potty, make a cup of tea, go back to bed with the newspaper, and sleep some more after that. Ahhhhh, the arms of Morpheus are sweet.
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Quote from: hermes2015 on November 02, 2017, 03:49:02 AM
Mags, I woke up feeling a bit down this morning, but now I want to dance after hearing your great news.
Awww, hermes2015, why are you feeling a bit down this morning? Is it because of..."stuff?"... :sadcheer:
You don't have to tell me/us about it if you don't want to. But I am glad that my news made you want to dance.
:secrets1: I'm thinking about calling the people who read my MRI wrong, and telling them to stop smoking weed at work. :reading:
Thank you so much for asking. I am not a morning person and normally wake up feeling rough, but for some reason it was worse than usual today. Don't know why; I'm not sick or anything.
I'm glad to hear that you're not sick or anything. I'm not a morning person either and I know what you mean when you say that some mornings are worse than others....but yeah...we gotta get up. :-\ Don't we?
Yes, we have to. And then I look in the mirror and I wonder who this old man is.
I think we've all been there.
If I were you, I would ask the reflexion:
"Who is this good looking old man? :eyebrow: How did you make it this far? I'm sure it wasn't because you were a fool. :smileshake: Who is this good looking old man who hates mornings, but continues to greet each morning with a sincere smile?...OK, maybe by noon, :notsure: and after he has had large quantities of coffee, but still...each day is greeted with a sincere smile." :smilenod:
A friend of mine made a comment about the mornings, I wrote it down, but unfortunately, I lost it. :(
My dear,
Davin, could you share with us that comment you made about the sun, every morning? It was about the sun thinking it owned the place, or something like that. To you it was just a comment you made, to me, it was an inspirational phrase or prayer you say on that particular Monday morning when you didn't sleep well the night before. I called the poem, "The Imsonical's Monday Morning Prayer." :grin:
~I really hope you can find it. ;D
Quote from: Magdalena on November 03, 2017, 03:23:59 AM
..... "Who is this good looking old man? :eyebrow: How did you make it this far? I'm sure it wasn't because you were a fool. :smileshake: Who is this good looking old man who hates mornings, but continues to greet each morning with a sincere smile?...OK, maybe by noon, :notsure: and after he has had large quantities of coffee, but still...each day is greeted with a sincere smile." :smilenod: ....
Mags, those are poetic words. I can imagine Joan Baez singing them.
Quote from: hermes2015 on November 03, 2017, 03:34:36 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 03, 2017, 03:23:59 AM
..... "Who is this good looking old man? :eyebrow: How did you make it this far? I'm sure it wasn't because you were a fool. :smileshake: Who is this good looking old man who hates mornings, but continues to greet each morning with a sincere smile?...OK, maybe by noon, :notsure: and after he has had large quantities of coffee, but still...each day is greeted with a sincere smile." :smilenod: ....
Mags, those are poetic words. I can imagine Joan Baez singing them.
;D
Thank you.
I think I'm more of a
Puff The Magic Dragon --
Peter, Paul & Mary Juana. :grin:
But seriously, what you said this morning, "...And then I look in the mirror and I wonder who this old man is." --Had me thinking all day.
~What I said is something that was inspired by you, so yes, it would be poetic, wouldn't it? ;)
Quote from: Father Bruno on December 07, 2017, 04:03:04 PM
Awwww....
Father. :therethere:
Maybe getting a dog wasn't a good idea.
You can still get a sweet, loving cat. :grin:
That sweet little dog looks like he will grow up to be a Doberman. When he does, the cat may not live long if he continues to antagonize the Dobe. Alternatively, they may become best friends. I have seen that happen between dog and cat.
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:scratch: :headscratch: :chin: :notsure: :thoughtful: :no idea:
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on December 18, 2017, 12:58:12 PM
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:scratch: :headscratch: :chin: :notsure: :thoughtful: :no idea:
Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 07:29:26 PM
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Quote from: Magdalena on December 18, 2017, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on December 18, 2017, 12:58:12 PM
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:scratch: :headscratch: :chin: :notsure: :thoughtful: :no idea:
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Quote from: Davin on December 18, 2017, 07:36:20 PM
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:scratch: :headscratch: :chin: :notsure: :thoughtful: :no idea:
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Oh, my
Asmo!
I had forgotten how funny this whole thread is.
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Quote from: Magdalena on March 27, 2018, 06:24:02 AM
Oh, my Asmo!
I had forgotten how funny this whole thread is.
Does anyone "hear" this gif?
We will, we will rock you!
Quote from: Tank on March 31, 2018, 03:26:55 PM
We will, we will rock you!
Yes! :grin: But did you hear anything while seeing that gif?
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 31, 2018, 03:49:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 31, 2018, 03:26:55 PM
We will, we will rock you!
Yes! :grin: But did you hear anything while seeing that gif?
Inside my head I can make the sounds. But no auditory hallucinations. :(
Quote from: Davin on April 02, 2018, 03:53:39 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 31, 2018, 03:49:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 31, 2018, 03:26:55 PM
We will, we will rock you!
Yes! :grin: But did you hear anything while seeing that gif?
Inside my head I can make the sounds. But no auditory hallucinations. :(
Me too. Apparently around 20% of people will actually hear something due to cross wiring of the senses (a kind of synesthesia). I thought that was fascinating.
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 02, 2018, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: Davin on April 02, 2018, 03:53:39 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 31, 2018, 03:49:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 31, 2018, 03:26:55 PM
We will, we will rock you!
Yes! :grin: But did you hear anything while seeing that gif?
Inside my head I can make the sounds. But no auditory hallucinations. :(
Me too. Apparently around 20% of people will actually hear something due to cross wiring of the senses (a kind of synesthesia). I thought that was fascinating.
I looked in puzzlement for a few moments and then suddenly 'heard' it. Are there people who get the beat without 'hearing' it. I can't imagine that. I couldn't stop hearing it once it started.
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on April 12, 2018, 06:41:11 PM
Okay fine but did you notice that the guy on the right was brushing his tiny teddy bear that also has no hair?
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And this is how God created the universe. While lesser Gods watched. Haha.
Quote from: Arturo on June 01, 2018, 12:00:54 AM
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And this is how God created the universe. While lesser Gods watched. Haha.
Given the Big Bang essentially only created Hydrogen and Helium that is exactly what happened!
These are for
Siz: :eyeroll:
(He knows what I'm talking about.) :fingertap:
Am I the Klingon and you the Betazoid half-breed or vice-versa?
Of course, I'd never presume to challenge you in a gif-war, so can we revert to affectionate snides?
Oh, Hi everyone... *wave*
Quote from: Siz on October 16, 2019, 11:32:31 AM
Am I the Klingon and you the Betazoid half-breed or vice-versa?
Of course, I'd never presume to challenge you in a gif-war, so can we revert to affectionate snides?
Oh, Hi everyone... *wave*
Oh come on,,,
People post stuff that sounds like Siz and I ask them, "are you Siz?" None's admitted to it yet.
Then the Siz's name is mentioned and he appears!
Ask him a question only Siz or the morbidly addicted to the forum would know.
Who gave you the hardest time on the Satanist forum and which was Kate Bush's last best album?
Weeeeelllll, I did have a run in with the one-and-only Michael Aquino, co-founder of the Church of Satan, Right-hand-man of Anton Lavey and current High Magus of the derision-worthy theistic Temple of Set. He prides himself on his ability to read people and pegged me as a third year university student, sucking on the teat of science. I'll take that as a complement - whether meant or not.
And as for Kate Bush - still 'Aerial'.
Duuuuuude! It's me...
Oh boy!
Siz is back.
I'm gonna need a bigger bong.
Touché.
I shall drink this Fuzzy Navel I've just sat down with in your honour.
But what'll be my next one? I have a booze cabinet that needs disappearing.
If you suggest a cocktail I can make with available ingredients I'll make enough for the two of us and drink them both.
... Yeah, it's been a hard week...
Quote from: Siz on October 16, 2019, 06:37:09 PM
Touché.
I shall drink this Fuzzy Navel I've just sat down with in your honour.
Quote from: Siz on October 16, 2019, 06:37:09 PM
But what'll be my next one? I have a booze cabinet that needs disappearing.
If you suggest a cocktail I can make with available ingredients I'll make enough for the two of us and drink them both.
... Yeah, it's been a hard week...
:therethere:
I'll make
you a drink:
Quote from: Siz on October 16, 2019, 04:04:41 PM
Duuuuuude! It's me...
I'm sorry for doubting you but Thomas is my middle name.
Before you go again start a Siz thread.
Like what?
I don't know, Like, What Are The Fuckers Doing? or something.
How about how many times I pretended to be nice today?
Ye, that's not bad.
What is bad?
Quote from: Magdalenaaa
All i can i see is a scissor legs I want to kill.
Mags, no, no, Siz is a
Harkonen Hippy now, aren't you Siz?
Yeah. No.... Yeah!
I don't have time to be interesting or funny, so I'll just leave this here as a coincidental demonstration of my inability to shake off the mean - my latest toy adorned with it's new name (well, two months ago...):
I might come back to be playful and stuff when I'm not suffering in a crippling mire of career despair.
'sOkay though, I got this!
Mags'll soon start believing I've changed and then I can make her cry again.
Ah, cheered up already...
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 17, 2019, 12:42:43 PM
Quote from: Magdalenaaa
All i can i see is a scissor legs I want to kill.
Mags, no, no, Siz is a Harkonen Hippy now, aren't you Siz?
Bad Penny II, you're impersonating a hippie now? :smileshake:
:secrets1: You spelled my name wrong.
Quote from: Siz on October 17, 2019, 02:34:20 PM
...
Mags'll soon start believing I've changed and then I can make her cry again.
...
Aww. Look at that.
How sweet of you to think you're
that important in my life.
Quote from: Siz on October 16, 2019, 11:32:31 AM
Am I the Klingon and you the Betazoid half-breed or vice-versa?
Of course, I'd never presume to challenge you in a gif-war, so can we revert to affectionate snides?
Oh, Hi everyone... *wave*
Very good to see you posting on these boards again. :welcomeback:
Thanks Rec, glad you're still around. Always nice to be back.
Maybe I'll take a wander around and see what's cookin'. Perhpas talk some shit and treat myself to a row with Dav... :o
Quote from: Magdalena on October 17, 2019, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 17, 2019, 12:42:43 PM
Quote from: Magdalenaaa
All i can i see is a scissor legs I want to kill.
Mags, no, no, Siz is a Harkonen Hippy now, aren't you Siz?
Bad Penny II, you're impersonating a hippie now? :smileshake:
:secrets1: You spelled my name wrong.
No, no, I didn't mean you, this is someone who doesn't like Siz.
I don't think she'll believe you.
Ye, someone not liking Siz, it is a bit hard to believe.
Anyway I'm leaving you a gif of Siz, he's really quite a jolly fellow, here he is just being happy to be alive. :)
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 18, 2019, 08:41:22 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 17, 2019, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 17, 2019, 12:42:43 PM
Quote from: Magdalenaaa
All i can i see is a scissor legs I want to kill.
Mags, no, no, Siz is a Harkonen Hippy now, aren't you Siz?
Bad Penny II, you're impersonating a hippie now? :smileshake:
:secrets1: You spelled my name wrong.
No, no, I didn't mean you, this is someone who doesn't like Siz.
I don't think she'll believe you.
Ye, someone not liking Siz, it is a bit hard to believe.
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