"God bless you"

[Buddy]

I auto-say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Need to get out of that habit.

But when I see someone I want to really avoid, I say "jesus fucking christ on a cracker" just to annoy any religious person around.

I say the same thing, minus the fucking. The fucking makes it to long in my opinion.

Yay~
I kinda laugh when people say I am blasphomis, because if I don't believe in it, how do I offend?

I'm not sure, I think that if jeebus were on a cracker, that would make him small and weak in their minds. Or I'm just over thinking it.

But I do know that saying "Jesus Christ on a cracker" makes me laugh just because of the mental image.

[keithpenrod]

I auto-say "bless you" when someone sneezes. Need to get out of that habit.

But when I see someone I want to really avoid, I say "jesus fucking christ on a cracker" just to annoy any religious person around.

I think it's really funny when I'm teaching class and I sneeze because at least 10 people in the class will say "bless you".  If there were a god, sneezy teachers would be very blessed.

I'd never heard the Jesus Christ on a cracker one before.  That's kind of funny.

[Sandra Craft]

But I do know that saying "Jesus Christ on a cracker" makes me laugh just because of the mental image.

How about "oh, sweet chocolate Jesus on a pogo stick"?

I pretty much fell out of the habit of referencing god or Jesus long ago.  If someone is going thru a rough spot then, other than finding out if there's something concrete I can do to help, I just say they'll be in my thoughts.  It's true enough and people seem to find it comforting. 

[not your typical...]

But I do know that saying "Jesus Christ on a cracker" makes me laugh just because of the mental image.

How about "oh, sweet chocolate Jesus on a pogo stick"?

Both I mush try in church one day.

[Siz]

Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch.. - Natural born killers.

[not your typical...]

Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch.. - Natural born killers.

It's not Jesus Harold...
It's Jesus Hector.
Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

[OldGit]

Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

This may be over-egging it just a teensy weensy bit.

[not your typical...]

Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

This may be over-egging it just a teensy weensy bit.

Hehehehe. I'm making my friend name her first born that, regardless of gender.

[Buddy]

Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch.. - Natural born killers.

It's not Jesus Harold...
It's Jesus Hector.
Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

*brain borked*

[not your typical...]

Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch.. - Natural born killers.

It's not Jesus Harold...
It's Jesus Hector.
Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

*brain borked*

But is is funny, no?

[Sweetdeath]

Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

This may be over-egging it just a teensy weensy bit.

Hehehehe. I'm making my friend name her first born that, regardless of gender.

I think that's child abuse. XDD

[Buddy]

Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch.. - Natural born killers.

It's not Jesus Harold...
It's Jesus Hector.
Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

*brain borked*

But is is funny, no?

Maybe their nickname could be Bob. Yea, that sounds good.

[not your typical...]

Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

This may be over-egging it just a teensy weensy bit.

Hehehehe. I'm making my friend name her first born that, regardless of gender.

I think that's child abuse. XDD

It no child abuse. It's good comedy. And besides, at least they're real names, instead of Lafondequisha. (I legit know a chick with that name.)

[Buddy]

Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

This may be over-egging it just a teensy weensy bit.

Hehehehe. I'm making my friend name her first born that, regardless of gender.

I think that's child abuse. XDD

It no child abuse. It's good comedy. And besides, at least they're real names, instead of Lafondequisha. (I legit know a chick with that name.)

Or Shithead, no seriously, it was pronounced She-theed

[not your typical...]

Jesus Hector Marcos Cortez Riviara Lopez Covas Sanchez Fernandes Delgadillo Izquierdo Ramirez Criado Rodriguez Christo!

This may be over-egging it just a teensy weensy bit.

Hehehehe. I'm making my friend name her first born that, regardless of gender.

I think that's child abuse. XDD

It no child abuse. It's good comedy. And besides, at least they're real names, instead of Lafondequisha. (I legit know a chick with that name.)

Or Shithead, no seriously, it was pronounced She-theed

Hahaha. Or Orangejello and Lemonjello. (Or-ang-allo. Le-mang-allo) And Mothafer