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You're forgetting that the savior speaks directly to them.

Sure he does - just ask them.
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Laid Back Lounge / Re: Doesn't fit under any other thread image dump
« Last post by Magdalena on Today at 06:59:08 PM »
Lately, I have been following hermes2015's rule:
"If it's not beautiful or useful, throw it away." That thing is neither.  :reading:

 ;)
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Laid Back Lounge / Re: Doesn't fit under any other thread image dump
« Last post by No one on Today at 05:14:41 PM »
You're forgetting that the savior speaks directly to them.
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Yes indeed Bruce.  I do cringe at the sound of my recorded voice.  Damn, I had not known that I sound like a poorly educated guttersnipe.

Lately I have observed that I actually form words in my brain that are of guttural, or often  clipped of proper consonant or vowel sounds.  Words like "there' become 'thur". I am not happy about my fall from grace.

On the other hand, I will be ninety one this month and I might not really give a damn anymore.

At almost 91, the fact that you can form words at all is quite commendable.
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I offer no defense of right-wing American Christians, who often equate guns and faith. But I would defend Jesus here - I highly doubt he would would approve of how his message has been prostituted by evangelicals. For my part, I wouldn't want an object like that anywhere near me.
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This is a fair representation I think of Christian-America these days, in fact every Christian in America should have some of these hanging above the doorways in their homes.
Kind of like the humans in the second Planet of the Apes Movie who were worshipping the doomsday bomb.....as guns and god will most likely be our downfall as a nation.



I think it would gain more acceptance if the Jesus figure looked more Tumpish.
Trump like Christ was betrayed, but not by one, but by many, many, many, many Judas like characters. 
He was literally crucified for talking truth to power, praise the lord for his promise to return him to us in 2024.

But Trump called them unto him, and said, suffer fully automatic weapons to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God

Come on everyone, forget your atheistic cynicism and join with me in song

Jesus loves all the many weapons
All the weapons of the world
semi and full, heavy or light
They are precious in his sight
Jesus loves all the many weapons of the world
Jesus cares for all the weapons
All the many weapons of the world
semi and full, heavy or light
They're all precious in His sight
Jesus cares for all the weapons of the world
Jesus loves the weapons
All the many weapons of the world
semi and full, heavy or light
They're all precious in His sight
Jesus came to save the weapons of the world
semi and full, heavy or light
They're all precious in His sight
So very big on Noah's new battle ship
So slinky slim on our Magdalene's hip
They are all so precious in His sight
To be without them would be a blight
Jesus loves the weapons of the world
Who loves the weapons?
Jesus!
Who cares for the weapons?
Jesus!
Who loves the weapons?
Jesus!
Jesus loves the weapons of the world.

A knife in the dark, a nuke like a new sun
down down go those who deny us our fun


Oh that's rubbish, it doesn't go at all, you can't make lines for  the above song while listening to this one:

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Laid Back Lounge / Re: Doesn't fit under any other thread image dump
« Last post by No one on Today at 09:02:20 AM »




Incredible!

That is the mostest authenticist representation of a crucifix in the history of history.
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Laid Back Lounge / Re: Hey Mags!!
« Last post by No one on Today at 08:53:39 AM »
I always am, except when I'm not.
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Laid Back Lounge / Re: Hey Mags!!
« Last post by Magdalena on Today at 04:26:29 AM »
Well, newts have at least triple the mental capacity of the average trumpanzees.

No one, there you are!  :computerwave:
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