The Art and things we've made thread...

[xSilverPhinx]

My concrete sculpture has been installed on site, next to the pool. It is approximately life size (2 m long) and needed 4 people to lift it. The patination forms naturally and varies from batch to batch when the concrete is mixed. I liked the colours that developed, so decided to leave the concrete in its natural state.

Wow, Hermes! That's impressive work!

[Magdalena]

^^^

[Magdalena]

Me and my cloaking device.

Reminds me of this:

[Randy]

My concrete sculpture has been installed on site, next to the pool. It is approximately life size (2 m long) and needed 4 people to lift it. The patination forms naturally and varies from batch to batch when the concrete is mixed. I liked the colours that developed, so decided to leave the concrete in its natural state.

That's amazing! You have a good skill.

[hermes2015]

Thank you guys. 

[No one]

When I wrore a younger man's clothes, I worked for a moving company.

We arrived at this house to pack up, and move ling distance.

It was a gay couple, there are  penises everywhere. Painted penises adorning there walls. Ceramic, marble and other hands carved penises as far as the eye could see. It was a sight, to say the least.

[hermes2015]

When I wrore a younger man's clothes, I worked for a moving company.

We arrived at this house to pack up, and move ling distance.

It was a gay couple, there are  penises everywhere. Painted penises adorning there walls. Ceramic, marble and other hands carved penises as far as the eye could see. It was a sight, to say the least.

Ling distance? Probably more like lingam distance in this case.

[Dark Lightning]

I'm reminded of when I was out of work in '92 and the Employment Development Department showed me a requisition for a job, but the gals told me I didn't have to take it. Usually one has to at least interview when they're unemployed. It was for statistical process control in a dildo factory.

"Hmm, is this firm enough, or should we throw it back in the hopper and make a new one?" 

I declined the job, as I didn't feel that I could handle it.

[hermes2015]

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I declined the job, as I didn't feel that I could handle it.

[billy rubin]

i would have had to take that job for at least a whhile, just to be able to put it on my resume.

[Dark Lightning]

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I declined the job, as I didn't feel that I could handle it.

I put that there just for you!  I knew you'd pick up on it.

[Dark Lightning]

i would have had to take that job for at least a whhile, just to be able to put it on my resume.

Maybe they made inflatable dates. I wonder who road-tested them, if they did? Probably that guy with the cheesy all-day smile.

[hermes2015]

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I declined the job, as I didn't feel that I could handle it.

I put that there just for you!  I knew you'd pick up on it.

[Tank]

i would have had to take that job for at least a whhile, just to be able to put it on my resume.

I'd have gone for the interview just for the story!

[hermes2015]

Are there testers in condom factories?