Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on January 02, 2021, 07:56:43 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 02, 2021, 06:47:58 PM
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Quote from: Tank on December 26, 2020, 09:07:20 PM
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I don't think I get the joke.  :-[

OMG I GET IT NOW! IT'S A COCK!  :d'oh!:

He got what he wished for. A massive cock! :rofl:

:rofl:

(It seemed like such an odd joke to me before I remembered that a male chicken is also called a cock! :d'oh!: :lol:)
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dark Lightning


Dark Lightning

I just spent some time looking at naked chicks with guns at a shooting forum.

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Randy

Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 04, 2021, 12:23:32 AM
I just spent some time looking at naked chicks with guns at a shooting forum.

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I'm smiling. The picture, even with the guns, is cute. But I can imagine a whole range of chicks shooting at targets. I'm chuckling at the thought. :grin:
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

Bad Penny II

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xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 04, 2021, 12:23:32 AM
I just spent some time looking at naked chicks with guns at a shooting forum.

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I knew it! :grin:
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xSilverPhinx

Oooo, OooOOoOooO, I have a good one!  :oooh-me!:



Q: What's the difference between Trump and a shepherd? :notsure:

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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Randy

One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with president trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, trump is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same old man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with president trump."

The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, trump is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him again and just walked away.

On the third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine. "I would like to go in and meet with president trump."

The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to trump and I've told you each time that he's no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dark Lightning