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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Dark Lightning


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Randy

"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

hermes2015

"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Man with a male chicken beside him makes a wish at a wishing well. The male chicken grows to an enormous size. The man is upset as this is not quite what he wanted.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on December 27, 2020, 05:05:36 PM
Man with a male chicken beside him makes a wish at a wishing well. The male chicken grows to an enormous size. The man is upset as this is not quite what he wanted.

Ah...ok. I think I get it now.  ;D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


hermes2015

"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Randy

Quote from: Tank on December 27, 2020, 06:11:47 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on December 27, 2020, 05:36:51 PM
Should I worry that I got it immediately?

It was expected :D
I got it quickly which surprised me. I usually expect one like this to stump me for a bit. I guess my mind is further in the gutter than I thought. :grin:
"Maybe it's just a bunch of stuff that happens." -- Homer Simpson
"Some people focus on the destination. Atheists focus on the journey." -- Barry Goldberg

Dark Lightning

Quote from: Randy on December 28, 2020, 12:45:44 AM
Quote from: Tank on December 27, 2020, 06:11:47 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on December 27, 2020, 05:36:51 PM
Should I worry that I got it immediately?

It was expected :D
I got it quickly which surprised me. I usually expect one like this to stump me for a bit. I guess my mind is further in the gutter than I thought. :grin:

Pick yours up and let mine float by.  ;D It did actually take me looking at it twice to get it, though.

hermes2015

My not inconsiderable entire body is taking up a lot of space in that gutter.
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.