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« Reply #4531 on: January 02, 2021, 07:56:43 PM »
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I don't think I get the joke.  :-[

OMG I GET IT NOW! IT'S A COCK!  :d'oh!:

He got what he wished for. A massive cock! :rofl:
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« Reply #4532 on: January 02, 2021, 08:02:03 PM »
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I don't think I get the joke.  :-[

OMG I GET IT NOW! IT'S A COCK!  :d'oh!:

He got what he wished for. A massive cock! :rofl:

:rofl:

(It seemed like such an odd joke to me before I remembered that a male chicken is also called a cock! :d'oh!: :lol:)
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« Reply #4533 on: January 02, 2021, 08:04:23 PM »
When you get it you get it. The joke I mean!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4534 on: January 02, 2021, 08:11:44 PM »
When you get it you get it. The joke I mean!

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4535 on: January 02, 2021, 08:55:35 PM »

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4536 on: January 04, 2021, 12:23:32 AM »
I just spent some time looking at naked chicks with guns at a shooting forum.

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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4537 on: January 04, 2021, 03:32:15 AM »
I just spent some time looking at naked chicks with guns at a shooting forum.

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I'm smiling. The picture, even with the guns, is cute. But I can imagine a whole range of chicks shooting at targets. I'm chuckling at the thought. :grin:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4538 on: January 04, 2021, 08:44:00 AM »
They aren't naked!
They've got downy feathers on. >:(

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« Reply #4539 on: January 06, 2021, 01:24:26 AM »
I just spent some time looking at naked chicks with guns at a shooting forum.

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I knew it! :grin:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4540 on: January 09, 2021, 10:55:51 AM »
Oooo, OooOOoOooO, I have a good one!  :oooh-me!:



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« Reply #4541 on: January 10, 2021, 03:43:46 AM »
One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with president trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, trump is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same old man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with president trump."

The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, trump is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him again and just walked away.

On the third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine. "I would like to go in and meet with president trump."

The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to trump and I've told you each time that he's no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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« Reply #4542 on: January 10, 2021, 09:45:13 AM »
:rofl: And stolen!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4543 on: February 02, 2021, 04:06:33 PM »
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4544 on: February 16, 2021, 08:03:34 PM »